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durga2
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School :
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage:
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage.

Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
feminine waterpower

Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”

Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody
disagrees later on.

Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes
he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.

Father:
A banker provided by nature.

Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught.

Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together.

Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death

From India, Delhi
suman_datta123
1

Bond and Telegu guy:
James Bond and a Telgu guy fly to Newyork in a flight. Telgu guy takes the initiative to converse with James Bond.
Telgu guy asks the name of Bond.
Bond says: Bond! James Bond! James Bond 007!
And Bond asks Telgu Guy’s name.
Telgu Guy replies: Prasad! Venkat Prasad!
Veera Venkat Prasad! Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srinivasukala Venkateshwara Srilakshmi
Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Sita Ramanjaneyula Srinivasula Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera

From India, Calcutta
riyarodeshia
26

friends,

This essay has been reproduced from the July issue of Dynamic Youth, the free online monthly magazine for Global Youth Development.

With best wishes,
K S Venkataraman
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I believe…
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Man is what he believes. AntonCheckhor
I believe in myself
I believe hard work has its reward
I believe relationship is real
I believe in cause and effect
I believe God has entrusted me to myself
I believe I am unique
I believe I can better my performance
I believe I can be happy
I believe in creative visualization

What is common among: Jesus Christ, Prophet Mohammed, Buddha, Einstein, Gandhi, Lincoln, Mother Teresa and Mandela? They believed in themselves and their philosophies. Life is all about belief. Belief is the birth of excellence. Beliefs are the commanders of the brain and brain is the most obedient servant. Belief delivers a direct command to your nervous system. Brain simply does what it is told. Antony Robbins calls it Schotama. "When you say, `you can't' you give your brain a command not to see/do." Your brain creates all possibilities not to see/do.
Activity
1 Stand up on both the legs. You are balanced.
2 Stand on one leg. You are a little imbalanced.
3 Close your eyes and stand on one leg. You are totally imbalanced.
Standing on both the legs is to have positive or empowering beliefs.
Standing on one leg is to have neutral beliefs. There is neither momentum nor loss of energy.
Standing on one leg closing eyes is to have negative or disempowering beliefs.



Classification of Beliefs
Beliefs are classified into: Positive beliefs, Neutral Beliefs and Negative beliefs.
Positive Beliefs
Live your beliefs and you can turn the world around you- Thoreau
Positive beliefs are empowering beliefs as they help you achieve greater things in your personal and professional life. NormanCousins, in his classic book Anatomy of an Illness, narrates an energizing story of belief. Cousins describes meeting PabloCasals, one of the great musicians of the 20th century, shortly before the cellist's ninetieth birthday.
Casals' frailty and arthritis were so debilitating that he needed help on dressing. His emphysema was evident in his laboured breathing. He walked with a shuffle, stooped over his head pitched forward. His hands were swollen, his fingers clenched. He looked like a very old, very tired man. Even before eating, he made his way to the piano, one of the several instruments on which Casals had become proficient, with great difficulty, he arranged himself on the piano bench. It seemed a terrible effort for him to bring his clenched, swollen fingers to the key board.
And then something quite miraculous happened. The fingers slowly unlocked and reached toward the keys like the buds of a plant toward the sunlight. His back straightened. He seemed to breathe more freely. The very thought of playing the piano totally changed his state and thus the effectiveness of his body.
Another extraordinary incident to support the extraordinary power of empowering belief is the experience of VictorFrankl in the concentration camps. It was due to his and others' suffering in these camps that he came to his hallmark conclusion that even in the most absurd, painful and dehumanized situation, life has potential meaning and that therefore even suffering is meaningful. This conclusion serves as a strong basis for Frankl's logotherapy. Another important conclusion of Frankl was:
If a prisoner felt that he could no longer endure the realities of camp life, he found a way out in his mental life - an invaluable opportunity to dwell in the spiritual domain, the one that the SS were unable to destroy. Spiritual life strengthened the prisoner, helped him adapt, and thereby improved his chances of survival. Man's Search for Meaning, p 123
The power of placebos is the power of positive beliefs. Placebo Effect is a phenomenon that a patient's symptom can be alleviated by an otherwise ineffective treatment, apparently because the individual believes that it will work. So the magic of the drug resides in the mind of the user. Placebos are inert substances which cause symptom relief. Placebos have been found to increase performance on a cognitive task to be effective in reducing anxiety. Diamond, in Health Psychology, reports a sham operation for patients suffering from angina pain. The authors reported that half the subjects with angina pain were given a sham operation, and half of the subjects were given a real heart bypass operation. The results indicate that pain reduction in both groups was equal and the authors conclude that the belief that the individual has on operation was sufficient to cause pain reduction and alleviation of the angina.

Neutral Beliefs
Sometimes people produce outstanding results because they don't know something is difficult or impossible.
There is an incident of a student who fell asleep during the mathematics class. He woke up when the bell rang and copied the two problems that were on the board assuming that they were given as home work. He went home and labored to solve them. He tried all possibilities on his own. At last he solved them and took the solutions to the teacher. The teacher was quite stunned to see the solutions because the teacher, before writing the problems on the board said, "These two problems can't be solved. I will reward the person who solves these." The other students believed in what the teacher said and accepted that they would not be able to solve and gave up after trying.

It is said about bumble bees that they cannot fly. Scientifically they cannot fly because 1) the body of a bumble bee is heavier than the wings and the wings cannot carry, 2) they are not aerodynamically designed. But the bumble bees are flying psychologically as they do not know that they can't fly.

Negative Beliefs

The outer conditions of a person's life will always be found to reflect their inner life. JamesAllen
Shortly after Karl Wallenda, the great tight rope aerialist, fell to his death in 1978 (traversing a 75 foot high wire in downtown San Juan, Puerto Rico) his wife recalled, "All Karl thought about for three straight months prior to it was falling. It was the first time he'd ever thought about that, and it seemed to me that he put all his energies into not falling rather than walking the tightrope." He was virtually destined to fail.
Here is a classic example of how a suggestion killed a man.
A cousin of mine went to India and consulted a fortune teller who told him that he had a week heart, and predicted he would die before the next moon. He told his family about this and prepared his will.
This powerful suggestion was able to take root in subconscious because he accepted it completely. He told me that the fortune teller he had consulted was reputed to possess strange occult powers which enabled him to help or harm people. The man died as predicted, without ever knowing the cause of his own death.
Anything the conscious mind believes, the subconscious will accept and act accordingly. My cousin at the time he consulted the fortune teller, was happy, healthy, vigorous and robust man, in the prime of life. The fortune teller made a negative suggestion, which my cousin accepted. He was terrified and started constantly thinking about impending death. He told every one and prepared for it. He didn't have to do this- his actions were dictated by his own mind. It was his fear which caused his own death, or rather the destruction of his body.
The Power of Subconscious Mind by DrJosephMurphy

Beliefs and effects

The impacts of beliefs can be understood more with the illustration of Spirals. Belief spirals are: Downward Spiral and Upward Spiral. When the belief is negative, the outcome will also be negative. This negative outcome will reinforce the negative belief and the outcome will be further negative and so on till the situation become hopeless (Fig-1). On the contrary, when the belief is positive, the outcome will be positive. This positive outcome will reinforce the positive belief and the outcome will be further positive and so on leading to miracles
Always believe in the power of positive beliefs so that Health, Honesty, Happiness and Harmony will be yours.

Prof.RKrishnamurthi
Faculty-HRM
IBS, Hyderabad

Good luck.!.
Riya....

From India, Delhi
sohini basu roy
65

hello riya.........
good post.................
joke------------
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

From India, New Delhi
Shah Viral
1

Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and
touch her anywhere he likes ?
Lifebuoy

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2 sardar talking during diwali
1st: Jab phatake phut te hai to pahle light dhekhai deti hai phir
awaz, aisa kyon ?
2nd: Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche

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A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to
call one in particular
She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname!

From India, Bombay
sohini basu roy
65

i have checked it................................ nw u check....... joke.................... Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly! :):D
From India, New Delhi
Shah Viral
1

haa yaar woh baat toh he.......chhodo jo hoga dekha jaayega.........let’s gappe maring.......hahahaha
From India, Bombay
sohini basu roy
65

baht mann kar raha tha gappe mar ne ka...bt.........alas woh ho nahi paya...mann ki darr se...ki abhi thread delete kar dega to??????????????????????????
chalo jokes suno......
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

:D

From India, New Delhi
Shah Viral
1

ek dum mast joke sohi...........
my id is n
koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak
bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gayee

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Teacher : What is the chemical formulae of water ?
Sardar : HIJKLMNO
Teacher : What are you talking about ?
Sardar : Yesterday you said it is H to O

From India, Bombay
Shah Viral
1

hena........lo thode se aur.........
Man: How was your exam today ?
Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was difficult
Man: Which one ?
Sardar: What is the past tense of THINK ? I thought...i
thought...i thought about it and wrote THUNK

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How do you fit 30 marwadis in a Maruti 800 ?
Throw a 100 rupee note inside

From India, Bombay
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