sawant.priya
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Corporate - Jokes

I'm the Boss

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.

Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read:

'I'm the Boss!'

He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that

said: 'Your wife called, she wants her sign back!'



New Employee

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. 'What is the meaning of this?' the director asked. 'When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held.'

'Well,' the young man replied, 'in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.'

Bosses Vs. workers

When I take a long time, I am slow.

When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

When I don't do it, I am lazy.

When my boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When I do it without being told, I'm trying to be smart.

When my boss does the same, that is initiative.

When I please my boss, that's brown-nosing.

When my boss pleases his boss, that's co-operating.

When I do good, my boss never remembers

When I do wrong, he never forgets.

Solution for late comers

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning by almost two hours. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.

'Boss', he said, ' The pill actually worked!'

'That's all fine' said the boss, ' But where were you yesterday?'

HEY post ur feedback

Keep Smiling!!!! :lol:

Regards

Priya

From China
kiran217
hey priya that was dman good.....really nice...... u got my thought bulb blinking.....this might just add to my creative ideas...... :D regard’s KIRAN
From India, Mumbai
Sonit
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Hi Priya,
I am very buzy these days with the college and the lectures so dont get much time to post anything on the forum,i really miss the discussions and the fun of the forum....will get back to the forum as soon as i get time off from studies....
Thanks and Regards,
Sonit Singh

From India, Hyderabad
sawant.priya
8

Hi Kiran Thanks for the feedback Sonit thanks for reverting back...hope to have u back soon on the forum to share ur knowledge and lots of jokes too Regards Priya
From China
Sonit
9

hi Priya, Surely will be back within some time....just need sometime and will be with u gus here ... Regards, Sonit Singh
From India, Hyderabad
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