A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks.
This bookkeeper is deaf, and it was considered an occupational benefit why he got the job in the first place since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything and never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to shake down the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the $10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The lawyer, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it up, and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the lawyer: "Well, what'd he say?"
The lawyer replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger!"
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43This bookkeeper is deaf, and it was considered an occupational benefit why he got the job in the first place since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything and never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to shake down the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the $10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The lawyer, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it up, and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the lawyer: "Well, what'd he say?"
The lawyer replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger!"
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Good one Sari dear........ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: and above all the title is definitely going to shake some people out here :wink: :P :lol: Sindhu
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Smart lawyer... He was my 'Chela' once! All my 'Subjects'!! All around the world!!! There are so many of them! That's the result of my training... my dear dearest Sari's friend!
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Ha ha ha ha... Smart lawyer... He was my 'Chela' once...!! All my 'Subjects'!! All around the world!!! There are so many of them!
:huh: :roll: HAJMOLA PLEASE... :wink: Issi ko shayad kehte hain "RASSI JALGAYI PAR BAL NAHIN GAYA" :wink: :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol:
Regards... Lawyers Guruji :wink:
Sindhu
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:huh: :roll: HAJMOLA PLEASE... :wink: Issi ko shayad kehte hain "RASSI JALGAYI PAR BAL NAHIN GAYA" :wink: :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol:
Regards... Lawyers Guruji :wink:
Sindhu
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one Sari.. 8) 8) 8) Arre yaar Venu Siddhu is saying that she is the master of Lawyers.. thats why kahoon ki aajkal Laws mein itna corruption kyon hai.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
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'BADHAZMI' bahut kharaab bimaari hai ...toba toba !! :wink: :wink: Amit mein sahi kah reha hoon na ? :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Hey Sari…. :shock: I’ve heard Siddhu had left cricket long time back….OK now it’s a new information to me that he has acquired this new title “Master of Lawyers” :wink: …but whatever comments has been passed by one of our fellow members………”A Myth” will soon turn out to be a reality when Siddhu comes to know about it…..then you know Dey Danadhan :beatup: …Jiska hoga nahin koyi Samadhan……. :P :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Our Prayers are always there with our Fellow members :wink:
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Our Prayers are always there with our Fellow members :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sindhu
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O' mithwa ... AMITwa .... Tujhko kya dar hai re Yeh bharthi apni hai, apna ambar hai re. Toh aaja re ae ae ae :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Thank you, Sindhu. Arrey yaar, yeh spelling mistake ke wajah se tum khud ko nahi pahchan rahi ho. :wink: :wink: :wink:
Koi baat nahi, kya karein, aisa hi hota hai. Even by seeing my name written by you, I am also confused with the spelling mistake. :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Koi baat nahi, kya karein, aisa hi hota hai. Even by seeing my name written by you, I am also confused with the spelling mistake. :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Arre yaar, yeh spelling mistake ki wajah se tum khud ko nahi pahchan rahi ho.. Koi baat nahi, kya karein, aisa hi hota hai. Even by seeing my name written by you, I am also confused with the spelling mistake.
Hum apne aap ko khoob pehchantey hain :P Ab aapka koi bhi mistake humey gawara nahi. Siddhu se phone par hi sahi, 'Sorry' kehdo, aapke paas koi aur chara nahi. Warna mauka milega dobara nahi :wink: :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Venu... Mitwa... Oh Mitwa ab Sarpar Chaya Ganghor Andherwa rey :wink: :P :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sindhu
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Hum apne aap ko khoob pehchantey hain :P Ab aapka koi bhi mistake humey gawara nahi. Siddhu se phone par hi sahi, 'Sorry' kehdo, aapke paas koi aur chara nahi. Warna mauka milega dobara nahi :wink: :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Venu... Mitwa... Oh Mitwa ab Sarpar Chaya Ganghor Andherwa rey :wink: :P :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Regards,
Sindhu
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Who's worried about the clouds, yaar... where everything is ours! :P
Yeh Zamin yeh Aasmaan...... Haan
Yeh Zamin yeh Aasmaan
Hamara kal, hamara aaj
Hamara kal, hamara aaj
Buland Bharat ki Buland Tasveer,
Hamara CiteHR... aur... Hamara Takdeer!!! :P :P :P :P
Hum na maanenge HAAR... :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Yeh Zamin yeh Aasmaan...... Haan
Yeh Zamin yeh Aasmaan
Hamara kal, hamara aaj
Hamara kal, hamara aaj
Buland Bharat ki Buland Tasveer,
Hamara CiteHR... aur... Hamara Takdeer!!! :P :P :P :P
Hum na maanenge HAAR... :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Bulandh Bharat ki Bulandh Tasveeeeeeer, Hamaara CiteHR ...aur ... Hammara Takdeer !!!!
....hmmmm goood.....ab aya Train Patri pe... 😉
Hey Sari ......at the beginning itself I had warned you na....... 😉
You can see for yourself.....this is called magnetic power 😉 😛
(Amit jaroor Sidhhu ji ke saath varthalap ke baad chai peerahe honge 😛 ) 😉 😛
😄 😄
Regards, Sindhu
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....hmmmm goood.....ab aya Train Patri pe... 😉
Hey Sari ......at the beginning itself I had warned you na....... 😉
You can see for yourself.....this is called magnetic power 😉 😛
(Amit jaroor Sidhhu ji ke saath varthalap ke baad chai peerahe honge 😛 ) 😉 😛
😄 😄
Regards, Sindhu
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Sorry Sindhu, is ranbhoomi mein aapko akela chhod diya, par mujhe poora yakeen tha ki is duplication ka chutkaara ke liye, aap akeli ek kafi hain. 😉 😂 Kya kare, kya na kare, yeh kaisi mushkil hai... Koi toh bata de iska hal, o mere bhai... Ek taraf se office politics se mar rahe hain hum, doosri taraf se... yeh ladkon ko chup karade hain hum. 😉
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Last line nahi dikh raha hai ... shayad ... haan ... Dilli mein FOG bahut hai na ... isliye ... :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: anyways... yahan song hai ...! Patiri sambhaal .... ae goriiiiiii .... Teri, Patiri sambhal gori, Train pisal jaaye re, kya karegi Sari, wahan.. Dhund bahut chaayi re ..... :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol:
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Hey Sari thank you dear and .....No probs...yaar :lol:
...oh really....don't you worry, ab Dekho Tum kaise karthey hai hum inki vidayee thayaar. :P
Hey Venu:
Dhund …. banke Udgaya…..bhoond….paa nahi saktey chutkara aap sachchai se aanke moond :wink: :P
Patri kya ab toh aap apni Gatri Sambalo aapka Train nikala jaye re…. :wink:
Happy Weekend to all of You..............CHEERS! :P :lol:
Sindhu
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...oh really....don't you worry, ab Dekho Tum kaise karthey hai hum inki vidayee thayaar. :P
Hey Venu:
Dhund …. banke Udgaya…..bhoond….paa nahi saktey chutkara aap sachchai se aanke moond :wink: :P
Patri kya ab toh aap apni Gatri Sambalo aapka Train nikala jaye re…. :wink:
Happy Weekend to all of You..............CHEERS! :P :lol:
Sindhu
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