Hi Amit Seth,
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NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN!
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office, and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish. He said, "Yes! Lots of salmon, some bluegill, and a few swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
You'll love the answer...
The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box..."
Regards,
Amit Seth.
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508Enjoy..
NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN!
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office, and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish. He said, "Yes! Lots of salmon, some bluegill, and a few swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
You'll love the answer...
The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box..."
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
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Exactly... Actually Sari.. They are not called as DON.. Don to wo hota hai jo Zindagi bhar Don ki tarah jeeta hai... And yes.. they may be Cat Dons.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Hi, But Amit, Asli DON to Human DON hota hai. Cat DON nahi. :lol: :lol: :lol: Regards, Poonam Sonawane.
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Oh Sorry wo to Donny hoti hain.. :wink: :wink: :wink: Very true Sari.. Phir bhi tum Dons ke samne Gabbar Singh ko bhool jati ho.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Gaana sahi hai Sari ......... aap ne use poora suna kya??? :P :P :P lines are just fine and correct yaar .... ek baar phir se suno apne ghar jaane ke baad !!!!!! :P :P :P
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The most important question... all the saints are after "WHO AM I?" Join some ashram, you will understand.
Aur yeh gaane ke peechey kyon padey ho... the song was incomplete, so wanted to clarify whether you do not know the rest... or do not seriously know who you are...
Mere priya dostho... aur yeh aaj kal... har post mein "DON DON" bolne se koyee DON nahin bantha... yeh "SWEEYA AWARDS SESSION" ko bhool jao...
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Aur yeh gaane ke peechey kyon padey ho... the song was incomplete, so wanted to clarify whether you do not know the rest... or do not seriously know who you are...
Mere priya dostho... aur yeh aaj kal... har post mein "DON DON" bolne se koyee DON nahin bantha... yeh "SWEEYA AWARDS SESSION" ko bhool jao...
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Sorry, Sari, but abhi hamare Ashram join karne ke din nahi aaye. Okie, whatever, but you people have already accepted our Don status in an earlier reply on this post. Ab pachtane se kuch nahi hoga, Miss Sari. 😎
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Hi, Good Morning,
Sari, dear, thank you! 😂😂😂
Venu, what happened? Sab kuch kahiriyath toh hain? 😉
Gana khudh gaatey hain aur dialogue sunate hain... 😛
Aap log parachute use karo ya chartered planes jab gas nikal jaata hain toh manzil ek hi hoti hain 😉😉
Haar/Jeet - Everybody is aware hence aap jalebi ki tarah gol gol gumna band karo.
Amit, main phir bhi hope hain, dhimaag ki batti jalti nazar aarahi hain, par Venu... Aap... bhagwan hi bachaye 😉😉
Take it lightly, Venu 😂😂😂 Sindhu
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Sari, dear, thank you! 😂😂😂
Venu, what happened? Sab kuch kahiriyath toh hain? 😉
Gana khudh gaatey hain aur dialogue sunate hain... 😛
Aap log parachute use karo ya chartered planes jab gas nikal jaata hain toh manzil ek hi hoti hain 😉😉
Haar/Jeet - Everybody is aware hence aap jalebi ki tarah gol gol gumna band karo.
Amit, main phir bhi hope hain, dhimaag ki batti jalti nazar aarahi hain, par Venu... Aap... bhagwan hi bachaye 😉😉
Take it lightly, Venu 😂😂😂 Sindhu
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