Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated, and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here; that is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling down.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen!
Regards,
Manju
From India, Hyderabad
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2One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated, and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here; that is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling down.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen!
Regards,
Manju
From India, Hyderabad
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Hahahahaaha.. Its a good one Manju.. really after all u dared to crack jokes on yourself.. ;)
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Thank you, Akshay, Cham, Praloy, and Amit. Praloy, are you amending the Constitution? And Amit, I believe that only if we have the ability to make jokes about ourselves or the courage to accept them, do we then have the right to make jokes about others. Agree or not?
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Hi,
It can be the other way round too. Instead of women driving the car, the man must be driving, and he could not concentrate on his driving because no one dares to stop a woman from talking and not listening too.
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It can be the other way round too. Instead of women driving the car, the man must be driving, and he could not concentrate on his driving because no one dares to stop a woman from talking and not listening too.
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Enjoyable one, Manju. Being a woman, I loved it but honestly speaking, no one is perfect, not even women nor the Almighty. But of course, women try to achieve perfection. As far as men are concerned, I know of one who is nicknamed as the perfectionist - Aamir Khan.
Susie
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I do agree with Sisie, Aamir Khan is truly a perfectionist. Because still I remember August 2001 when his two films were released together in two different roles. One was Lagaan and the other one was DCH, and both rocked the theater. Even in Sarfarosh, he was at his best.
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