A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.
“The woman said, "That's okay,because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
*Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.* *
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.* *
Male readers: Please scroll down.*
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!* *
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.* *
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show* *
From India, Bangalore
20She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.
“The woman said, "That's okay,because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
*Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.* *
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.* *
Male readers: Please scroll down.*
?*
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!* *
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.* *
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show* *
From India, Bangalore
1.*Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.* *
Sherine! Are all women paranoids?
2. Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.* *
Building castle in the air or living in it?
Neurotic builds castle in the air; psychotic lives in it and psychiatrist collects the rent.
regards.
From India, Delhi
Sherine! Are all women paranoids?
2. Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.* *
Building castle in the air or living in it?
Neurotic builds castle in the air; psychotic lives in it and psychiatrist collects the rent.
regards.
From India, Delhi
Dear Dr. Jogeshwar mahanta,
Could you please upload a dictionary of words & Phrases used by you so that we are able to comphrend what you post....i am seriously not able to understand whatever you post from the time i have joined Cite-Hr
Regards
Scare_Crow 8)
From India, Mumbai
Could you please upload a dictionary of words & Phrases used by you so that we are able to comphrend what you post....i am seriously not able to understand whatever you post from the time i have joined Cite-Hr
Regards
Scare_Crow 8)
From India, Mumbai
Hi Scare Crow,
Please use the site www.dictionary.com to comprehend the words used by Jogeshwarji. Yes, I agree its a bit difficult to comprehend, but that's the challenge, isn't it? They are afterall, words of wisdom.
Hi Jogeshwarji,
No, not all women are paranoid, just like all men aren't!
"A Psychiatrist charges you for asking those questions which your wife would ask for free"
- "Someone" - I cannot remember where I read it.
Regards,
Vinisha
From India,
Please use the site www.dictionary.com to comprehend the words used by Jogeshwarji. Yes, I agree its a bit difficult to comprehend, but that's the challenge, isn't it? They are afterall, words of wisdom.
Hi Jogeshwarji,
No, not all women are paranoid, just like all men aren't!
"A Psychiatrist charges you for asking those questions which your wife would ask for free"
- "Someone" - I cannot remember where I read it.
Regards,
Vinisha
From India,
Please keep the jokes out of your serious discussion. These are just jokes why do we need to make implications out of it? Vivek
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Hello Jogeshwarji,
A captive or a victim needs to be rescued. I don't think you are either of these. :) I was merely sharing my perspectives with scare_crow. Awaiting scare_crow's response and yours on the part referred to you.
Hi Vivek,
"Every word uttered has implications-whether serious or otherwise."
You can always choose to read just the joke part. :)
Regards,
Vinisha.
From India,
A captive or a victim needs to be rescued. I don't think you are either of these. :) I was merely sharing my perspectives with scare_crow. Awaiting scare_crow's response and yours on the part referred to you.
Hi Vivek,
"Every word uttered has implications-whether serious or otherwise."
You can always choose to read just the joke part. :)
Regards,
Vinisha.
From India,
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