A old man told his doctor, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?" The doctor replied, "Try this test first. When your wife is at the sink doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question. If she doesn't respond, keep moving closer, asking the question until she hears you."
He went home and saw his wife preparing dinner. Standing fifteen feet behind her he said, "What's for dinner, honey?" Hearing no reply, he moved up to ten feet behind her and repeated the question. Still no reply, so he moved to five feet. Finally he stood directly behind her and said, "Honey, what's for dinner tonight?"
She turned around and yelled in his face, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN, you deaf old man! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Regards, Manju :)
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2He went home and saw his wife preparing dinner. Standing fifteen feet behind her he said, "What's for dinner, honey?" Hearing no reply, he moved up to ten feet behind her and repeated the question. Still no reply, so he moved to five feet. Finally he stood directly behind her and said, "Honey, what's for dinner tonight?"
She turned around and yelled in his face, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN, you deaf old man! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Regards, Manju :)
From India, Hyderabad
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You mistook me... I knew this would be your reply even before I posted mine, and I was ready with the answer too, Manju. 100 times in one post? Is that written somewhere? That could be the total number of appreciations you might have received from all my other posts, indicating that your posts are excellent, good, or hilarious. However, the number 100 may not be accurate. Umm :) Think, think, "little Manju." :P
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