Hi Amit Seth,
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NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN!
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office, and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish. He said, "Yes! Lots of salmon, some bluegill, and a few swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
You'll love the answer...
The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box..."
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Amit Seth.
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NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN!
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office, and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish. He said, "Yes! Lots of salmon, some bluegill, and a few swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
You'll love the answer...
The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box..."
Regards,
Amit Seth.
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"Amit ban gaya Gentleman"!!
From now onwards, he will "NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN"! 😉😉
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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From now onwards, he will "NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN"! 😉😉
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Thank you Manju.. :D But still Amit is same.. :wink: :wink: :wink: No Dear Venu.. How could i changed.. No way yaar.. Amit Seth Ko change karna mushkil hi namumkin hai.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Good subject... :D Better guys.follow it...badey badey DON..shaadi ke baad.....meowwww kehthey phirthey hein... :lol: :wink:
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oh ya ya ... 'Cat Dons' Meeow karte hain ... not 'Human Dons' !! :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Exactly... Actually Sari.. They are not called as DON.. Don to wo hota hai jo Zindagi bhar Don ki tarah jeeta hai... And yes.. they may be Cat Dons.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Kya baat karthe ji , Cite HR ke DONS nahi dikte kya ..... ????? :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: that was hilarious ...very funny....good joke VENU...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Very true Venu.. :wink: :wink: :wink: Waise Venu.. tumne Cat Don use nahi kiya.. becaz yahan to cat Don dar rahi hain.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Hi, But Amit, Asli DON to Human DON hota hai. Cat DON nahi. :lol: :lol: :lol: Regards, Poonam Sonawane.
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Oh Sorry wo to Donny hoti hain.. :wink: :wink: :wink: Very true Sari.. Phir bhi tum Dons ke samne Gabbar Singh ko bhool jati ho.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Acknowledge(0)Amend(0)Hilarious... O.K.... thank you! :P :P
Very funny... NOT OK... Don was not funny... he was serious!! :evil:
Good joke... That's not a joke... That is 'REAL' Sari!!! :D :D :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Dushman ka Dushman hoon main... Dushman ke chakke chudaa de jo... mein hoooooon WAHI... mein hoooooon WAHI"...
Kaisa lagaaaaaa???... THANDE KA TADKA???? :wink:
:P :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Gaana sahi hai Sari ......... aap ne use poora suna kya??? :P :P :P lines are just fine and correct yaar .... ek baar phir se suno apne ghar jaane ke baad !!!!!! :P :P :P
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Venu.. Sari is trying to remember that song to us.. And it seems that she practice this song on regular basis so that she could answer to Dons... :wink: :wink: :wink:
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The most important question... all the saints are after "WHO AM I?" Join some ashram, you will understand.
Aur yeh gaane ke peechey kyon padey ho... the song was incomplete, so wanted to clarify whether you do not know the rest... or do not seriously know who you are...
Mere priya dostho... aur yeh aaj kal... har post mein "DON DON" bolne se koyee DON nahin bantha... yeh "SWEEYA AWARDS SESSION" ko bhool jao...
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Aur yeh gaane ke peechey kyon padey ho... the song was incomplete, so wanted to clarify whether you do not know the rest... or do not seriously know who you are...
Mere priya dostho... aur yeh aaj kal... har post mein "DON DON" bolne se koyee DON nahin bantha... yeh "SWEEYA AWARDS SESSION" ko bhool jao...
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The most important question... all the saints are after "WHO AM I??" :D
Join some ashram, you will understand... :wink:
Aur yeh gaane ke peeche kyon pade ho...the song was incomplete, so wanted to clarify whether you do not know the rest... or do not seriously know who you are... :wink: :wink:
Mere priya dosto...aur yeh aaj kal...har post mein "DON DON" bolne se koi DON nahin bantha... yeh "SWEEYA AWARDS SESSION" ko bhool jao :lol: :lol: ...
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Join some ashram, you will understand... :wink:
Aur yeh gaane ke peeche kyon pade ho...the song was incomplete, so wanted to clarify whether you do not know the rest... or do not seriously know who you are... :wink: :wink:
Mere priya dosto...aur yeh aaj kal...har post mein "DON DON" bolne se koi DON nahin bantha... yeh "SWEEYA AWARDS SESSION" ko bhool jao :lol: :lol: ...
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Sorry, Sari, but abhi hamare Ashram join karne ke din nahi aaye. Okie, whatever, but you people have already accepted our Don status in an earlier reply on this post. Ab pachtane se kuch nahi hoga, Miss Sari. 😎
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Dear My friend, I have only been opposing your so called DON status.....so there is no GUNJAEESH FOR PACHTAAVA... :wink: :wink:
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Arre Sari ………….Kyaa yaar why don’t you give them the much desired STATUS, yes Amit and Venu you both are
Dumb
Out of wits &
Naasamajh
and Anyway our viewers are much aware
Dono Obviously Nakli Hain :wink: :wink:
Hence Don’t Over Narrate……………Parachute ka Gubbara footne se pahle ……come down and be back to your senses.
:wink: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
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Dumb
Out of wits &
Naasamajh
and Anyway our viewers are much aware
Dono Obviously Nakli Hain :wink: :wink:
Hence Don’t Over Narrate……………Parachute ka Gubbara footne se pahle ……come down and be back to your senses.
:wink: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
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Very true Sindhu... Angoor nahi mile to khatte hi hote hain.. You gals were trying to be Don.. but that title went in our favor.. 😉😉😉
Koi baat nahi.. tumlog aise hi khush raho.. great word me.. 😉😉
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Koi baat nahi.. tumlog aise hi khush raho.. great word me.. 😉😉
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Hi Amit,
Angoor katte usey lagta hai jo khane ki koshish kiya ho... 😁 Khana door ki baat hai... hum dekhna bhi nahi chahte... WE ARE AGAINST NARCISSISM. Anyhow, we don't want to upset you.
YOU ARE DONS (Dumb, Out of wits & Naasamajh)... PHOOLO PHALO... KUSH RAHO! 🤣
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Angoor katte usey lagta hai jo khane ki koshish kiya ho... 😁 Khana door ki baat hai... hum dekhna bhi nahi chahte... WE ARE AGAINST NARCISSISM. Anyhow, we don't want to upset you.
YOU ARE DONS (Dumb, Out of wits & Naasamajh)... PHOOLO PHALO... KUSH RAHO! 🤣
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Bacnaa ae Haseeno lo 'Mein' aagaya ... hey
Bacnaa ae Haseeno lo 'Mein' aagaya ...! :P :P :P :P
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Amit,
Prem Chopra ka ek DIALOGUE hai kisi film mein ... unhee ke andaaz mein padna ise...." Gaay jab dum uthathi hai ... toh Gaana nahi gaati ... Gobhar hee deti hai " :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Can we expect something else from them Amit ?? :wink:
ha ha ha ha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sindhu ji ki ek Khoobi hai ...... jab tak wo ladthi hain ...toh ladthi hain ... jaise haar jaati hain .. toh kahthi hain " Thanks for all the support Venu and Amit " aur chup chap nikal jaathi hain ! :wink:
Amit, do you remember ourselves using parachutes ever .... Never !! ... DONS apne apne 'Charted Planes' mein hee jaana pasand karte hain .. hai naa Amit? :wink:
"And DONS ko Naasamajh samajhnaa ... ha ha ha ... aisa toh koi NAASAMAJH hee samaj saktha hai "... REMEMBER !!!!!!! Haaaaaaa ha ha ha :wink:
ooh ha ha ha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Bacnaa ae Haseeno lo 'Mein' aagaya ...! :P :P :P :P
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Amit,
Prem Chopra ka ek DIALOGUE hai kisi film mein ... unhee ke andaaz mein padna ise...." Gaay jab dum uthathi hai ... toh Gaana nahi gaati ... Gobhar hee deti hai " :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Can we expect something else from them Amit ?? :wink:
ha ha ha ha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sindhu ji ki ek Khoobi hai ...... jab tak wo ladthi hain ...toh ladthi hain ... jaise haar jaati hain .. toh kahthi hain " Thanks for all the support Venu and Amit " aur chup chap nikal jaathi hain ! :wink:
Amit, do you remember ourselves using parachutes ever .... Never !! ... DONS apne apne 'Charted Planes' mein hee jaana pasand karte hain .. hai naa Amit? :wink:
"And DONS ko Naasamajh samajhnaa ... ha ha ha ... aisa toh koi NAASAMAJH hee samaj saktha hai "... REMEMBER !!!!!!! Haaaaaaa ha ha ha :wink:
ooh ha ha ha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Hi, Good Morning,
Sari, dear, thank you! 😂😂😂
Venu, what happened? Sab kuch kahiriyath toh hain? 😉
Gana khudh gaatey hain aur dialogue sunate hain... 😛
Aap log parachute use karo ya chartered planes jab gas nikal jaata hain toh manzil ek hi hoti hain 😉😉
Haar/Jeet - Everybody is aware hence aap jalebi ki tarah gol gol gumna band karo.
Amit, main phir bhi hope hain, dhimaag ki batti jalti nazar aarahi hain, par Venu... Aap... bhagwan hi bachaye 😉😉
Take it lightly, Venu 😂😂😂 Sindhu
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Sari, dear, thank you! 😂😂😂
Venu, what happened? Sab kuch kahiriyath toh hain? 😉
Gana khudh gaatey hain aur dialogue sunate hain... 😛
Aap log parachute use karo ya chartered planes jab gas nikal jaata hain toh manzil ek hi hoti hain 😉😉
Haar/Jeet - Everybody is aware hence aap jalebi ki tarah gol gol gumna band karo.
Amit, main phir bhi hope hain, dhimaag ki batti jalti nazar aarahi hain, par Venu... Aap... bhagwan hi bachaye 😉😉
Take it lightly, Venu 😂😂😂 Sindhu
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Sindhu You are the Don of the DONS.. :wink: :wink: :wink: Cool tit bits.. Regards, Manju :)
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Venu, what happened... Sab kuch theek hai?
Gana khud gaate hain aur dialogue sunate hain...
Thanks for the concern, Sindhu... Sab kuch theek hai aapke aane tak!!
Sindhu... oh Sindhuuuuu!!!
Kaise samjhaoon aapko! Aap boundary ke us paar ke lines aur is taraf ke lines ko mat milao... I have drawn a line after the song. 😛
Wo DON ka entry... yaani MERI entry par gaya gaya gaana tha!! 😛
Dialogues baad mein they! Don't club them! DON ki writing samajhna thoda mushkil zaroor hai... thodi si training ki zaroorat hai aap logon ko.. 😄
Under the song sung on my entry, there is a line! Gaur se dekho! Chashma lagao, torch jalao, nahi dikha to apne SMS ke members se poocho... phir baat karo!!! Understand? 😄
DON... Khaali peeli dhamkiyon se nahi darta!! Kyon ke DON marne se nahi darta!! Gas khatam, parachute... ye sab apne muhalle ke bacchon ko batao!! Kissey sunao DON ke!!! 😄
DON ke "Fall Winter" classes shuru hone waale hain... Application ke liye apply karo... jaldi!! 😄
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Gana khud gaate hain aur dialogue sunate hain...
Thanks for the concern, Sindhu... Sab kuch theek hai aapke aane tak!!
Sindhu... oh Sindhuuuuu!!!
Kaise samjhaoon aapko! Aap boundary ke us paar ke lines aur is taraf ke lines ko mat milao... I have drawn a line after the song. 😛
Wo DON ka entry... yaani MERI entry par gaya gaya gaana tha!! 😛
Dialogues baad mein they! Don't club them! DON ki writing samajhna thoda mushkil zaroor hai... thodi si training ki zaroorat hai aap logon ko.. 😄
Under the song sung on my entry, there is a line! Gaur se dekho! Chashma lagao, torch jalao, nahi dikha to apne SMS ke members se poocho... phir baat karo!!! Understand? 😄
DON... Khaali peeli dhamkiyon se nahi darta!! Kyon ke DON marne se nahi darta!! Gas khatam, parachute... ye sab apne muhalle ke bacchon ko batao!! Kissey sunao DON ke!!! 😄
DON ke "Fall Winter" classes shuru hone waale hain... Application ke liye apply karo... jaldi!! 😄
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Hi,
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"BTW... I don't know why you all sometimes accept the truth and sometimes go back on your words. Dear Sindhu, Sari, and all sweet, slightly spicy friends, please accept the fact. I think now I will not say that I'm Don; you will have to accept it. And I will say it... By that time, I may have become SUPERDON."
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I have corrected the spelling and grammar errors in your input:
"BTW... I don't know why you all sometimes accept the truth and sometimes go back on your words. Dear Sindhu, Sari, and all sweet, slightly spicy friends, please accept the fact. I think now I will not say that I'm Don; you will have to accept it. And I will say it... By that time, I may have become SUPERDON."
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