Jayesh.Guru
Subject: W.I.F.E-??

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."

I said, "Where's the car now?" She said, "In the lake."

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret for ever.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him

keep her.

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it

because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There is no use in two people remembering the same thing.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Note: W.I.F.E. :- Worries Invited For Ever.

From India, New Delhi
Deepali Gulati
10

I think Jayesh, your wife must have a look at this post of yours. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :roll: :roll: :roll: Deepali :lol: :lol:
From India, Chandigarh
hazaidi
22

Guru jee, Too Good :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Regards, hassan :wink:
From Pakistan, Islamabad
bagema
17

Why Guru Without her permission he would not have posted. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
From India, Tiruppur
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