RegalEagle
8

To all my Malayalee friends: No offence intended..... :D

Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?

He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say "KEEP QUWAIT" "KEEP

QUWAIT"

Where did the Malayalee study?

In the kollage.

Why did the Malayalee buy an air-ticket ?

To go to Dubai.. ZIMBLY to meet his UNGLE in GELF...

What did the Malayalee do when the plane caught fire ?..

He JEMBED out of the VINDOW...

What does a Malayalee do when he has to stand for election in DELHI?

He changes his name. Madhavan to M. A. DHAWAN.

What does a Malayalee do to stand for elections in New York ?

He changes his name. Karunakaran to KEVIN CURREN.

What do you call an intelligent Mallu?

Pheno-MENON.

What do you call a good looking Mallu?

Debo-NAIR.

Why did the Mallu cross the road?

SIMBLY.

And finally, who is Bruce Lee's best friend in Malaysia?

Malaya LEE !!

What do you call a very rich Malayalee?

Million/Billion NAIR

How does a malayalee spell the word 'MOON' ?

YUM - O yet another O N.

How does a south indian spell malayalam ?

Yamm - yay - yell -yay - y - a - yell - yay - yumm

From India, New Delhi
Jayesh.Guru
Hi Swapna, Nice Question and answers. I think now its malayalli’s turn after sardars. By the way jokes are only for enjoyment not to hurt someone’s feelings. keep posting jayesh
From India, New Delhi
RegalEagle
8

Hi! Jayesh, Thanks. Just wanted to clarify so that nobody should feel bad that malayalee’s are the butt of the joke now... But then I am myself a malayali.... :lol: :lol: Regards, Swapna Nair
From India, New Delhi
Sapana
15

Hi Manju, We appreciate your inputs. But can i suggest you one thing Please keep your font size to Normal :) Sapana
From India, Pune
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