JOTHIKARTHIKEYAN
19

Hi,

Don't miss this..it's really funny …

In Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name, Mr. Jeppier…..Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more self financing colleges, who always speaks in English.

These college students have collected & published a book by name "Jeppier's Spoken English"

Enjoy ...........with his......... .....English.

Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jeppier's Spoken English"

At the college playground

All of you stand in a straight circle.

There is no wind in the balloon.

The girl with the mirror please comes her...{means: girl wearing spectacles please come here).

To a boy, angrily

I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?

While punishing students

You, rotate the playground four times...

You, go and understand the tree...(meaning go and stand below the tree)

You three of you stand together separately….

Why are you

late - say YES or NO ......(?)

While addressing students about Dress Code (he is very strict about this…)

Every body should wear dress to college

Boys no proplum

Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)

Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.

Girls should not wear T sirt ,U shirt, V shirt.. but if you want to wear .... remove it when inside the campus and put it out side the campus

Sir at his best ….inside the Class room

Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come

in.

Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.

Shhh...Quiet, boys...the Principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor

You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class..)

Both of you three get out of the class…

Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...

Take Copper wire of any metal especially of silver.....

Take 5 cm wire of any length....

Some more Jeppiar experiences ....

Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, "Sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit two muttons (,meaning goats).

At Sathyabama College day 2002 function…

This college strict you the worry no .... you get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow you get good job, Jeppiar the happy, tomorrow you marry ….I the enjoy…..

At St. Josephs College of Engineering freshers day 2003

No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police.

So, now the most important point …..hope you only enjoyed this English, but don't forget your English.

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From India, Coimbatore
ditti
36

:icon14::icon14::icon14::icon14::huh::huh::ph34r::ph34r::icon1::icon1: My head is rotating now and also my head has got a headache :-D:-D
From India, Delhi
sapna19shigwan
1

ho...ha....ha.........hooo.........he.....he.....ha....:icon1: its awesome............good job Regards Sapna

vvaadi
1

hey its reaaalyyyyyy Fantabulasssssssssssssss...................:icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::-P:-D:-D
From India, Lucknow
nidhi.sharma2001@gmail.co
4

wow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-D:-D:-D What an English:::::::::::; cooooooooooolllllllllllll Goodddddddddd,,,,,,,,,funnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyy Nidhi:icon1::icon1::icon1:
From India, Delhi
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