sharemymoments
Sharab ek bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatm kar deti hai aao milkar is

bimari ko khatm Karen ek botal tum khatm karo ek botal hum khatm Karen.

2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari

nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai

ki Reliance mai Job.

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other

ensures U

Continue to do so.

Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne

Flag

Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &

comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo

ta ra ra.

A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess

what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an

hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Sardar to his friend "I kiss my Wife everyday before leaving for

Office, what about you?"

Friend : Me too, after you leave.

Papa : beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character

thik ho jaaega.....Beta : Lekin Papa fir Aap ke character ka kya

hoga....???

Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..? biwi: Oji Car ki

break

fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a

Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher

Studies

Yaar...!!!

Mayawati came to Lalu's House with a Goat.....

Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....??

Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??

Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!

* Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.

* Man : How old is your father?

Boy : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?

Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the

field"

Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field

Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.

Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in

two

days time?

Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.

Customer : I bet you, it won't.

Post Master : Why not?

Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.

* 1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the

window!

2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.

1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions

Man Before Marriage I Like Airtel....Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"

After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where R U Go Our Network

Follows."

Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,

Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.

Santa : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!

A Lady Go to Departmental Store There Was a Sardarji,

She asked him, "Lipton D Chah Hai Kya...??,"

Sardarji Replied : Mainu to Nahi hai Tenu hai to Lipat Jaa.

From India, Delhi
sharemymoments
Hi Swati,
Good Mornning !
Myself, working as Asst Mgr-HR in Vatika Group. a gurgaon based real estate n hospitality industry. to know more abt our company, pls visit
www.vatikagroup.com
Can you e-mail me some presentations on employee motivation at

bye n take care,
raj :icon1:

From India, Delhi
Dharmesh
hello...
i am not in anyway counted in humourous personalities in my area of work and was looking to change my personality, hope your jokes would help me in that..
Jokes are really worth sharing and making good use of that...
Lipton di chah to har jagah hoti hai,, :lol: :lol: :lol:
Tussi great ho ,,, jiyo jiyo..ha ha ha
Dharmesh

From India, Ahmadabad
maliniluky
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Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no. ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa:icon6::icon6::icon6:
From India, Madras
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