~~~~ SMS COLLECTION ~~~~~
U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.
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Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.
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Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
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Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.
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The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song without music, like a rose without smell, like a face without smile, like ME without U!
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Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
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I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times uve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
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U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always be special to me
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I'm a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as lovable as you r. Now you get a life sentence in my heart.
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Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
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Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
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Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
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If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles
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Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
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Ill give u one kiss to go to sleep. Ill give u two kisses to dream. Ill give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
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Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
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In da mornin I dont eat coz I think of u, at noon I dont eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I dont eat coz I think of u, at night I dont sleep coz Im hungry
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Kissing you baby is my dream. I'm the strawberry & u r the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen. U & I together babes is passion so extreme!
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One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear U must STOP eating sweets as u r already a SWEETEHART!
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I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!
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I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
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If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?
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Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
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If I could be any part of you, Id be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
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Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.
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I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. What can I say? U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind!
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do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again?
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I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. What can I say? U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind!
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If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires! !!
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Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!
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A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
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U can b a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives or simply b urself, a sweet person who touches hearts!
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Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
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I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
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There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park but nothing is more beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!
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smartman + smart nari = fighting jari
smartman + bevakuf nari = barbadi,,,,,
bevakuf man + smart nari = Jeb khali &
Bevakifman + bevakuf nari = SHAADI
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32U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.
* * * * * * * * * *
Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.
* * * * * * * * * *
Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
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Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.
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The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song without music, like a rose without smell, like a face without smile, like ME without U!
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Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
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I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times uve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
* * * * * * * * * *
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always be special to me
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I'm a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as lovable as you r. Now you get a life sentence in my heart.
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Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
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Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
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Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
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If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles
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Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
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Ill give u one kiss to go to sleep. Ill give u two kisses to dream. Ill give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
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Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
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In da mornin I dont eat coz I think of u, at noon I dont eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I dont eat coz I think of u, at night I dont sleep coz Im hungry
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Kissing you baby is my dream. I'm the strawberry & u r the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen. U & I together babes is passion so extreme!
* * * * * * * * * *
One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear U must STOP eating sweets as u r already a SWEETEHART!
* * * * * * * * * *
I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!
* * * * * * * * * *
I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
* * * * * * * * * *
If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?
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Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
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If I could be any part of you, Id be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
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Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.
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I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. What can I say? U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind!
* * * * * * * * * *
do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again?
* * * * * * * * * *
I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. What can I say? U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind!
* * * * * * * * * *
If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires! !!
* * * * * * * * * *
Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!
* * * * * * * * * *
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
* * * * * * * * * *
U can b a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives or simply b urself, a sweet person who touches hearts!
* * * * * * * * * *
Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
* * * * * * * * * *
I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
* * * * * * * * * *
There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park but nothing is more beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!
* * * * * * * * * *
smartman + smart nari = fighting jari
smartman + bevakuf nari = barbadi,,,,,
bevakuf man + smart nari = Jeb khali &
Bevakifman + bevakuf nari = SHAADI
From India, Bangalore
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HI.............COLLECTION.....................
1 A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
2 Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?
3 Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
4 Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was
not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!
5 Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant
its already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an
umbrella and go.
6 Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
gave 11cr after
deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else
return my 20 Rs
back.
7 Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
posted it....
8 Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the
passengers in the
car he was driving..
9 Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
10 Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
11 Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local
sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still
digging for more..
12 A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not
in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".
13 Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
14 Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.
15 Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
16 A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if
my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied Sweetly,
"I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
17 Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
18 A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
19 Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
20 Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".
21 What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
22 Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls?"
23 Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
24 As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"
25 Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
26 What's the definition of lawyer?
The larval form of a politician
27 Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
28 How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
29 once a Sardhar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
30 Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. "
When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?
(What Happened, My Son?)
31 The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, )
aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These Maruti Car people are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!
32 Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens .
because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died
'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'
33 2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari
nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha
hai ki Reliance mai Job.
34 Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U Continue to do so.
35 Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne
Flag Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
36 .How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo
ta ra ra.
37 A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
38 Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
39 Papa : beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character
thik ho jaaega.....Beta : Lekin Papa fir Aap ke character ka kya
hoga....???
40 Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..? biwi: Oji Car ki
break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.
41 Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a
Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher
Studies
Yaar...!!!
42 Mayawati came to Lalu's House with a Goat.....
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....??
Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??
Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!
43 Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
44 Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
45 Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
46 Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.
47 1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
48 Man before Marriage I like Airtel....Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan
After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where R U Go Our Network
Follows."
49 Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
Santa : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!
gaya... aur main...SWARGWASI. ..
50 They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense
51 It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!
52 It takes thousand workers to build a castle , Million soldiers to
protect a country BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME! Let's Thank ......KAAMWALI
53 After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Chcked 1st
patient eyes, tongue & ears by Torch
& finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI
54 What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
55 Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
56 It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
57 A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
58 Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
59 Do sardar jee motor cycle per bomb lay kar jarahay thay,
Rastay main speed breaker ki waja say jhatkay lag rahay thay,
Sardar jee ka dost bola yaar aaram say gari chalao kahi bomb na
phatjain,
Sardar jee...Oo tussi fiker hi naker assi kay pass dosra bhi tu bomb
hay. :)
60 aik sharabi raatkay waqat apnay dost kay sath jaraha hota hay. rastay
main talab per nazar parhti hay tu us main us ko chand dikhta hay woh
apny dost say
kahta hay yaar ye kia hay.dost kehta hay chand hay. sharabi hairan ho
ker
yaar hum log itnay upper aagaiy
61 Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai
kya?'
'Haan' replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'
62 A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says "Hi, Main Bol Raha
Hoon".
The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain,Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"
63 Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha tha rasty
mein ek Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli "Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? "
Pathan herat se... "Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida."
64 Burhiya:Aray dekho iss kambakhat maare ko mere sath larki ja rahi he
osse nahi dekh raha kab se mujhe taare chala ja ria he...!
65 Aadmi:Aray.. ! amma darasal ye kabaria he purana maal dekh raha he.
66 Ustaad: Bete, aap jab hanste hen to aap ke dimples parte hen aap bohat
ache lagte hen dil chahta he aap ko piyar karloon.
67 Bacha: Sir, mujhse ziyada dimple to mere ammi ke parte hen.
68 <o:p>Aik lerki apny boy friend k sath nai garri main long drive par
ja rahi thi
achanak larki kehnay lagi.....suno !
kia tum aik haath se garri chala saktay ho ?
kioon nahi.....larkay ne bare fakher se garden akraaii...
larki ne aahista se kaha........ ..
"to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo "
69 Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf...kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek
bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
70 Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....
71 Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!"
72 Hum Ney Un Ki Yaad Main Ro Ro Kar Matkey Bhar Diye
Wo Bewafa Aye Aur Naha Kar Chal Diye
73 Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam
74 Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nehi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bi koi scene nehi hai
Iss dunya mein, tum he sab sey haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho
75 rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum
76 kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha...aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien apna hi khoon thA
77 hi u all
i hv one puppy 4 u
1puppy 4 ur friend
1 puppy for ur fri ke fri
u know why???
becuz....... .....
ajj hi meray dogi nay 10 puppies ko janam dia hai
78 Civic VTI jisai kehete ho wo gadi tumaree hai
Jisey nokia 6600 kehte ho wo cell tumhara hai
Jinhai tum aamon k baghat kehte ho woh baghain tumharee hain
Kaho ik di kaho ik din
Ager sab kuch ye mera hai to sab kuch dedo ik din
Gari apni mujhe tum dedo cell dedo doosrey din
merey hathon mai kaghzat rakh ker dafa ho ik din
Dafa ho ik din dafa ho ik din...
79 dabe mein daba dabe mein kharghosh,
uncle nae ankh mari anute behosh...... :)
80 teen dost tha phalla patan dosra panjabe or tisra memon.Ramzan ka
maina tha dostoo na bolaa ka yar zakat dana ha too app log kasa datta ho.too phala dost patan na bolla ka hum khali maidan ma za kar gol paira banatha ha or asman ma paisa ushal tha ha zoo paisa paira ka bhair zata ha woo zakat kartta ha or zoo andar hotta ha woo humara hotta ha .fer pajabe na bolla ka hum ak lakir kachtta ha or paisa ushal tha ha zoo paisa left hand par zatta ha woo zakat kartta ha or zoo right hand par woo humara.fer memon dost sa pucha ka woo kasa kartta ha too usna kaha ka astag feroollha app log assa zakat kartta ho yea lakir fakir keya ha
hum khali maidan ma zatta ha or asman ma husal tha ha zoo paisa asman ma gheya woo zakat ka or zoo paisa necha aaya woo humara.
81 Admi Naai Se Meri TERE NAAM Wali Cutting Kar Do.
Naai Uski Tind Kar Deta Hai
Admi Ghussay Se Ye Kya Kiya Hai ???
Naai Main Kya Karoon Main Ne Dekhi Hi End Se Hai.
82 Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has Clock Tower
when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.
Sardarji says "Yes".
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the
thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji
figured he was taken for a ride. On the next day the Sardarji is again
walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the
clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool.This
time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."
83 A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he
feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The
lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm
waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front
of me, do you?"
84 Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
85 Safed saari par jab tum laalbindi lagati ho
khuda ki kasam ambulance nazar aati ho
farq sirf itna hai ke wo ghayal ko le jati hai
or tum ghayal kar jati ho
86 janab patan: eak dookan per jata hai aor kata hai40 wala chawal hai.
dukan daar: je hai
janab patan:eak kulo dado
dukan daar: je janab
janab patan : 40 wala chawal kitna ka diya hai.
87 Aik haseen-o-jameel adaakara ke ghar aag lag gaee ..aag par qabu panay
main 10 minut lagay.....aor. ......aag bujhany walon per qabu panay
main
40 minut lagay
88 Aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par phool daal raha hota he
Aur brabar men bhi aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par chawal daal raha
hota he.
Pehla Aadmi doosre se kehta he " Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab
uthe ga?"
Doosra dost:"Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga
89 uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar
mujhe pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga
bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay .... !!!!
90 aik dost dosray se : yaar har party mien tum yehi kurta kyun pehantay
ho dosra dost : kyun ke yeh mera khandani kurta hai mere par dada ne
pehna phir dada ne pehna phir mere walid ne pehna iss liye main bhi pehanta hoon
pehla dost : ohh acha .. khier yeh batao k tumhari umar hogai hai
shadi ki tum kartay kyun nahi ..kya koi larki pasand nahi ati
dosra dost : nahi yaar larkiyaan to bohat pasand ati hain
pehla dost : to phir kyun nahi kartay
dosra dost : yaar mere par dada ne nahi ki dada ne nahi ki mere walid
ne nahi ki to phir main kaise karloon ??
91 Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway
station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front.
He was given a ticket. 'Ek Punjab Mail dena.'
the second man asked & was handed a ticket.
Then came the turn of Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!'
'What do u mean by Punjab female?' asked the clerk.
'It is for my wife' replied Banta Singh
92 The Equation:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!
93 Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.
94 Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
95 A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of
AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom
96 Girlfriend : And are you sure you love me and no one else
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
97 Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it.
98 Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
99 Waiter : Would you like your coffee black?
Customer : What other colours do you have?
100 My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
101 Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot.
Sam : It's a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean?
Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher : What about your mother?
Sam : She's a woman.
102 Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.
103 Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love.
104 Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
105 Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died.
106 Teacher : " Hello boys, Remember !!! Nothing is impossible."
One of the 20 Students: "Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again.
107 Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE ?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday, sametime."
108 Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
109 A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to call one in particular
She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname !
110 koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli
chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola:
Lagta hai pahunch gai :-)
111 Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
112 What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.
113 Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga- mita dunga. Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga.
114 Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.
115 Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha kya?
Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."
116 Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge....think. ......... ...
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
117 Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
118 A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
119 Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
120 Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad se ulta latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he, Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun.
121 Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a ring?"
"Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"
122 Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.
123 One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a
building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" ....... since Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window while comming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. when he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.
124 *** Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out.
His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied "Exam was
okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ... and
at last wrote - THUNK !!!"
125 a sardar was going on the road.Then he sees a man who has met with an accident.so he picks him up puts him in his car and takes him to the hospital.Then the sardar realises that the man should have brought by ambulance.so he takes him back where he picked him
sardar was driving a car. Suddenly one tyre was puncher.he took spear tyre and changed in the place of punchered tyre. but unfortunately he misplaced the four screws to fit the tyre on its place . he was so confused ,,now what to do,, a pagal(mentally retaired) person was watching this incident.
He came near to sardar and said," do one thing,, take each one screw from the remaining three tyre and fit it in this new tyre.There after u can go where ever u want to. Sardar was so happy and said aree yaar Duniya tume pagal kahate hai lakin i dont think u are a pagal. pagal replied sir,, i m a pagal but i m not a sardar.
126 Once a Sardar ji rescued 6 people from a house burning on fire;
But still the Sardar ji was jailed, why?
Because all the rescued persons were fire fighters
127 TEACHER: Why are you late?
L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
128 TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
129 TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
130 TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
131 TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
JOHNY: George!
132 TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
L-JOHNY: Me!
133 TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
134 L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?
L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.
135 TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
L-JOHNY: Don't bite any.
136 TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
L-JOHNY: I is...
TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."
L-JOHNY: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
137 Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? "
L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday
sametime."
138 Question: There are 10 elephants swimming in a pond. A boy jumps inside and swims underneath them and counts the number of legs.
There are only 36 legs.HOW??
Answer: One elephant was swimming BACKSTROKE!!
139 L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
140 Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is
green and one is blue with red spots!
L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same
at home.
141 Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?
L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
142 Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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1 A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
2 Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?
3 Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
4 Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was
not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!
5 Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant
its already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an
umbrella and go.
6 Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
gave 11cr after
deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else
return my 20 Rs
back.
7 Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
posted it....
8 Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the
passengers in the
car he was driving..
9 Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
10 Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
11 Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local
sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still
digging for more..
12 A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not
in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".
13 Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
14 Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.
15 Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
16 A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if
my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied Sweetly,
"I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
17 Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
18 A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
19 Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
20 Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".
21 What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
22 Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls?"
23 Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
24 As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"
25 Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
26 What's the definition of lawyer?
The larval form of a politician
27 Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
28 How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
29 once a Sardhar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
30 Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. "
When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?
(What Happened, My Son?)
31 The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, )
aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These Maruti Car people are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!
32 Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens .
because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died
'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'
33 2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari
nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha
hai ki Reliance mai Job.
34 Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U Continue to do so.
35 Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne
Flag Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
36 .How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo
ta ra ra.
37 A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
38 Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
39 Papa : beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character
thik ho jaaega.....Beta : Lekin Papa fir Aap ke character ka kya
hoga....???
40 Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..? biwi: Oji Car ki
break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.
41 Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a
Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher
Studies
Yaar...!!!
42 Mayawati came to Lalu's House with a Goat.....
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....??
Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??
Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!
43 Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
44 Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
45 Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
46 Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.
47 1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
48 Man before Marriage I like Airtel....Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan
After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where R U Go Our Network
Follows."
49 Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
Santa : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!
gaya... aur main...SWARGWASI. ..
50 They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense
51 It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!
52 It takes thousand workers to build a castle , Million soldiers to
protect a country BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME! Let's Thank ......KAAMWALI
53 After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Chcked 1st
patient eyes, tongue & ears by Torch
& finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI
54 What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
55 Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
56 It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
57 A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
58 Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
59 Do sardar jee motor cycle per bomb lay kar jarahay thay,
Rastay main speed breaker ki waja say jhatkay lag rahay thay,
Sardar jee ka dost bola yaar aaram say gari chalao kahi bomb na
phatjain,
Sardar jee...Oo tussi fiker hi naker assi kay pass dosra bhi tu bomb
hay. :)
60 aik sharabi raatkay waqat apnay dost kay sath jaraha hota hay. rastay
main talab per nazar parhti hay tu us main us ko chand dikhta hay woh
apny dost say
kahta hay yaar ye kia hay.dost kehta hay chand hay. sharabi hairan ho
ker
yaar hum log itnay upper aagaiy
61 Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai
kya?'
'Haan' replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'
62 A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says "Hi, Main Bol Raha
Hoon".
The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain,Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"
63 Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha tha rasty
mein ek Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli "Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? "
Pathan herat se... "Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida."
64 Burhiya:Aray dekho iss kambakhat maare ko mere sath larki ja rahi he
osse nahi dekh raha kab se mujhe taare chala ja ria he...!
65 Aadmi:Aray.. ! amma darasal ye kabaria he purana maal dekh raha he.
66 Ustaad: Bete, aap jab hanste hen to aap ke dimples parte hen aap bohat
ache lagte hen dil chahta he aap ko piyar karloon.
67 Bacha: Sir, mujhse ziyada dimple to mere ammi ke parte hen.
68 <o:p>Aik lerki apny boy friend k sath nai garri main long drive par
ja rahi thi
achanak larki kehnay lagi.....suno !
kia tum aik haath se garri chala saktay ho ?
kioon nahi.....larkay ne bare fakher se garden akraaii...
larki ne aahista se kaha........ ..
"to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo "
69 Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf...kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek
bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
70 Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....
71 Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!"
72 Hum Ney Un Ki Yaad Main Ro Ro Kar Matkey Bhar Diye
Wo Bewafa Aye Aur Naha Kar Chal Diye
73 Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam
74 Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nehi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bi koi scene nehi hai
Iss dunya mein, tum he sab sey haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho
75 rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum
76 kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha...aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien apna hi khoon thA
77 hi u all
i hv one puppy 4 u
1puppy 4 ur friend
1 puppy for ur fri ke fri
u know why???
becuz....... .....
ajj hi meray dogi nay 10 puppies ko janam dia hai
78 Civic VTI jisai kehete ho wo gadi tumaree hai
Jisey nokia 6600 kehte ho wo cell tumhara hai
Jinhai tum aamon k baghat kehte ho woh baghain tumharee hain
Kaho ik di kaho ik din
Ager sab kuch ye mera hai to sab kuch dedo ik din
Gari apni mujhe tum dedo cell dedo doosrey din
merey hathon mai kaghzat rakh ker dafa ho ik din
Dafa ho ik din dafa ho ik din...
79 dabe mein daba dabe mein kharghosh,
uncle nae ankh mari anute behosh...... :)
80 teen dost tha phalla patan dosra panjabe or tisra memon.Ramzan ka
maina tha dostoo na bolaa ka yar zakat dana ha too app log kasa datta ho.too phala dost patan na bolla ka hum khali maidan ma za kar gol paira banatha ha or asman ma paisa ushal tha ha zoo paisa paira ka bhair zata ha woo zakat kartta ha or zoo andar hotta ha woo humara hotta ha .fer pajabe na bolla ka hum ak lakir kachtta ha or paisa ushal tha ha zoo paisa left hand par zatta ha woo zakat kartta ha or zoo right hand par woo humara.fer memon dost sa pucha ka woo kasa kartta ha too usna kaha ka astag feroollha app log assa zakat kartta ho yea lakir fakir keya ha
hum khali maidan ma zatta ha or asman ma husal tha ha zoo paisa asman ma gheya woo zakat ka or zoo paisa necha aaya woo humara.
81 Admi Naai Se Meri TERE NAAM Wali Cutting Kar Do.
Naai Uski Tind Kar Deta Hai
Admi Ghussay Se Ye Kya Kiya Hai ???
Naai Main Kya Karoon Main Ne Dekhi Hi End Se Hai.
82 Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has Clock Tower
when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.
Sardarji says "Yes".
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the
thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji
figured he was taken for a ride. On the next day the Sardarji is again
walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the
clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool.This
time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."
83 A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he
feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The
lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm
waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front
of me, do you?"
84 Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
85 Safed saari par jab tum laalbindi lagati ho
khuda ki kasam ambulance nazar aati ho
farq sirf itna hai ke wo ghayal ko le jati hai
or tum ghayal kar jati ho
86 janab patan: eak dookan per jata hai aor kata hai40 wala chawal hai.
dukan daar: je hai
janab patan:eak kulo dado
dukan daar: je janab
janab patan : 40 wala chawal kitna ka diya hai.
87 Aik haseen-o-jameel adaakara ke ghar aag lag gaee ..aag par qabu panay
main 10 minut lagay.....aor. ......aag bujhany walon per qabu panay
main
40 minut lagay
88 Aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par phool daal raha hota he
Aur brabar men bhi aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par chawal daal raha
hota he.
Pehla Aadmi doosre se kehta he " Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab
uthe ga?"
Doosra dost:"Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga
89 uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar
mujhe pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga
bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay .... !!!!
90 aik dost dosray se : yaar har party mien tum yehi kurta kyun pehantay
ho dosra dost : kyun ke yeh mera khandani kurta hai mere par dada ne
pehna phir dada ne pehna phir mere walid ne pehna iss liye main bhi pehanta hoon
pehla dost : ohh acha .. khier yeh batao k tumhari umar hogai hai
shadi ki tum kartay kyun nahi ..kya koi larki pasand nahi ati
dosra dost : nahi yaar larkiyaan to bohat pasand ati hain
pehla dost : to phir kyun nahi kartay
dosra dost : yaar mere par dada ne nahi ki dada ne nahi ki mere walid
ne nahi ki to phir main kaise karloon ??
91 Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway
station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front.
He was given a ticket. 'Ek Punjab Mail dena.'
the second man asked & was handed a ticket.
Then came the turn of Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!'
'What do u mean by Punjab female?' asked the clerk.
'It is for my wife' replied Banta Singh
92 The Equation:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!
93 Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.
94 Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
95 A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of
AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom
96 Girlfriend : And are you sure you love me and no one else
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
97 Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it.
98 Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
99 Waiter : Would you like your coffee black?
Customer : What other colours do you have?
100 My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
101 Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot.
Sam : It's a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean?
Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher : What about your mother?
Sam : She's a woman.
102 Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.
103 Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love.
104 Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
105 Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died.
106 Teacher : " Hello boys, Remember !!! Nothing is impossible."
One of the 20 Students: "Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again.
107 Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE ?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday, sametime."
108 Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
109 A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to call one in particular
She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname !
110 koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli
chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola:
Lagta hai pahunch gai :-)
111 Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
112 What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.
113 Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga- mita dunga. Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga.
114 Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.
115 Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha kya?
Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."
116 Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge....think. ......... ...
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
117 Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
118 A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
119 Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
120 Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad se ulta latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he, Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun.
121 Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a ring?"
"Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"
122 Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.
123 One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a
building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" ....... since Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window while comming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. when he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.
124 *** Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out.
His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied "Exam was
okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ... and
at last wrote - THUNK !!!"
125 a sardar was going on the road.Then he sees a man who has met with an accident.so he picks him up puts him in his car and takes him to the hospital.Then the sardar realises that the man should have brought by ambulance.so he takes him back where he picked him
sardar was driving a car. Suddenly one tyre was puncher.he took spear tyre and changed in the place of punchered tyre. but unfortunately he misplaced the four screws to fit the tyre on its place . he was so confused ,,now what to do,, a pagal(mentally retaired) person was watching this incident.
He came near to sardar and said," do one thing,, take each one screw from the remaining three tyre and fit it in this new tyre.There after u can go where ever u want to. Sardar was so happy and said aree yaar Duniya tume pagal kahate hai lakin i dont think u are a pagal. pagal replied sir,, i m a pagal but i m not a sardar.
126 Once a Sardar ji rescued 6 people from a house burning on fire;
But still the Sardar ji was jailed, why?
Because all the rescued persons were fire fighters
127 TEACHER: Why are you late?
L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
128 TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
129 TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
130 TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
131 TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
JOHNY: George!
132 TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
L-JOHNY: Me!
133 TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
134 L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?
L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.
135 TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
L-JOHNY: Don't bite any.
136 TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
L-JOHNY: I is...
TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."
L-JOHNY: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
137 Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? "
L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday
sametime."
138 Question: There are 10 elephants swimming in a pond. A boy jumps inside and swims underneath them and counts the number of legs.
There are only 36 legs.HOW??
Answer: One elephant was swimming BACKSTROKE!!
139 L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
140 Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is
green and one is blue with red spots!
L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same
at home.
141 Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?
L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
142 Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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100 Wonderful SMS For You
1. Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata, lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata, hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne, kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata.
2. Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti, na karenge kisi se vaada, par kya kare dost mila itna pyara ki karna pada dosti ka vaada.
3. Samja do apni yado ko, wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai, aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar, wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai.
4. Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi, muskura rahe the hum, par ankho me nami si thi, saath hamare ye jahan tha sara, par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi.
5. Kyu dil ke mere tukde kar diye, kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan se baha diye, gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhe, kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhardiye.
6. Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho, karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho, kisike roop mein diwana naa bano, surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho.
Movie titles related to engineering students:
- Exams - Socha Na Tha
- Classes - Kabhi Kabhi
- Question papers - Na Tum Jano Na Hum
- Copying - Yaarana
- Maths2 - Asambhav
- Maths1 - Mission Impossible
- Environmental Sciences - Pyar Mein Kabhi Kabhi
- 1st semester - Kuch To Hai
- 2nd semester - Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai
- Distinction - Kal Ho Na Ho
- 1st class - Raju Bangaya Gentleman
- 2nd class - Dil Maange More
- Fail - Phir Milenge
7. Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai, hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain, humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankho se chalakte hain.
8. School - a place where papa pays & son plays, life insurance - a contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich, nurse - a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills, marriage - a contract in which a boy loses his bachelor's degree & girl gets her master's degree.
9. Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake, diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake, aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo, phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake.
10. Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nahi hoti, dil ke jazbat ki awaz nahi hoti, ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan, mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaz nahi hoti.
11. Gam ki aahat na aaye tere dar par, pyar ke samander ka tum bhi ek kinara ho, bhool se jo tapke teri aankhon se moti, thame wohi jo tumhe sabse pyara ho.
12. Mohabbat me sath to harpal hota hai, koi dikhne se hota hai to koi dilse hota hai, maza to sath tab aye yaro, jab judai ka lamha mahsus hota hai.
13. Be slow in choosing a friend & slower while losing them because friendship is not an opportunity it's a sweet responsibility.
14. If love is sweet why does it hurt, if love is deep why does it burn, if love is warm why do we shiver, if love is tender why do we cry, if love is forever why do we die.
15. God picked up a flower & dipped in honey he touched it with love n turned into you, he then gifted it to me & said this friend is for you.
16. Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban jaye, chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban jaye.
17. Gham ne hasne na diya, zamane ne rone na diya, is uljhano ne jine na diya, thak ke jab sitaron se panah li, neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya.
18. Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari, har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari, koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare, har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari.
19. Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsaas rakhna, nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna, ye nahi kehte ke sath raho dur sahi par yaad rakhna.
20. Fasle mita kar aapas me pyar rakhna, dosti ka ye rishta hamesha yunhi barkarar rakhna, bichad jaye kabhi aap se hum, aankhon me hamesha hamara intezaar rakhna.
21. Hamne zindagi ki shurarat S se ki, S se suraj, S se subah, S se swagat, S se saaz, S se sangeet par phir S se samay ne aisi karwat badli ke S se hamari shaadi ho gai, aur fir jeewan ka arth saas, sasur, saala, saali, sasural or sankat ho gaya to hamne S se sharab pi ne lage, so beware of S.
22. Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge, kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge, choice zara sochke karna, zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge.
23. SMS karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari, hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari, ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena, kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari.
24. Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai, ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai, khubiyo se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa, khamiyo se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai.
25. Khuda se thoda rahem kharid lete, aap ke zakhmo ka marham kharid lete, agar kahin kabhi bikti khushiyan meri, to saari bechkar aapka har gam kharid lete.
26. Sabse loving kaun: TUM, sabse sweet kaun: TUM, sabse cute kaun: TUM, in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM.
27. Nigahe nighago se milakar to dekho, naye logo se rishta banakar to dekho, hasrate dil me dabane se kya faida, apne hoton ko hilakar to dekho, asmaan simat jayega tumhare agosh me, chahat ki bahen failakar to dekho.
28. Friendship opens many doors each with a different view but none could be more beautiful view than the door that leads to you.
29. Tum kya jano kya hai tanhai is tute hue patte se pucho kya hai judai, yu bewafa ka ilzam na de zalim, is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad na aayi.
30. Bathmeez Chaddar ki KAMEEZ, Lohe ka PAIJAMA, Bandar tera MAMA, Billi teri MAUSI, Kutte mera YAAR, Aam ka AACHAR Miss u mere YAAR.
31. Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai, apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai, pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai, dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai.
32. Make a heart which never breaks, make a smile which never hurts, make a touch which never pains, make a friendship which never ends.
33. Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye, dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye, ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta, kyonki aap jaisa chahiye nibhane ke liye.
34. Zindagi hai nadan is
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100 Wonderful SMS For You
1. Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata, lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata, hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne, kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata.
2. Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti, na karenge kisi se vaada, par kya kare dost mila itna pyara ki karna pada dosti ka vaada.
3. Samja do apni yado ko, wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai, aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar, wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai.
4. Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi, muskura rahe the hum, par ankho me nami si thi, saath hamare ye jahan tha sara, par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi.
5. Kyu dil ke mere tukde kar diye, kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan se baha diye, gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhe, kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhardiye.
6. Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho, karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho, kisike roop mein diwana naa bano, surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho.
Movie titles related to engineering students:
- Exams - Socha Na Tha
- Classes - Kabhi Kabhi
- Question papers - Na Tum Jano Na Hum
- Copying - Yaarana
- Maths2 - Asambhav
- Maths1 - Mission Impossible
- Environmental Sciences - Pyar Mein Kabhi Kabhi
- 1st semester - Kuch To Hai
- 2nd semester - Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai
- Distinction - Kal Ho Na Ho
- 1st class - Raju Bangaya Gentleman
- 2nd class - Dil Maange More
- Fail - Phir Milenge
7. Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai, hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain, humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankho se chalakte hain.
8. School - a place where papa pays & son plays, life insurance - a contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich, nurse - a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills, marriage - a contract in which a boy loses his bachelor's degree & girl gets her master's degree.
9. Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake, diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake, aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo, phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake.
10. Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nahi hoti, dil ke jazbat ki awaz nahi hoti, ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan, mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaz nahi hoti.
11. Gam ki aahat na aaye tere dar par, pyar ke samander ka tum bhi ek kinara ho, bhool se jo tapke teri aankhon se moti, thame wohi jo tumhe sabse pyara ho.
12. Mohabbat me sath to harpal hota hai, koi dikhne se hota hai to koi dilse hota hai, maza to sath tab aye yaro, jab judai ka lamha mahsus hota hai.
13. Be slow in choosing a friend & slower while losing them because friendship is not an opportunity it's a sweet responsibility.
14. If love is sweet why does it hurt, if love is deep why does it burn, if love is warm why do we shiver, if love is tender why do we cry, if love is forever why do we die.
15. God picked up a flower & dipped in honey he touched it with love n turned into you, he then gifted it to me & said this friend is for you.
16. Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban jaye, chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban jaye.
17. Gham ne hasne na diya, zamane ne rone na diya, is uljhano ne jine na diya, thak ke jab sitaron se panah li, neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya.
18. Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari, har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari, koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare, har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari.
19. Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsaas rakhna, nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna, ye nahi kehte ke sath raho dur sahi par yaad rakhna.
20. Fasle mita kar aapas me pyar rakhna, dosti ka ye rishta hamesha yunhi barkarar rakhna, bichad jaye kabhi aap se hum, aankhon me hamesha hamara intezaar rakhna.
21. Hamne zindagi ki shurarat S se ki, S se suraj, S se subah, S se swagat, S se saaz, S se sangeet par phir S se samay ne aisi karwat badli ke S se hamari shaadi ho gai, aur fir jeewan ka arth saas, sasur, saala, saali, sasural or sankat ho gaya to hamne S se sharab pi ne lage, so beware of S.
22. Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge, kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge, choice zara sochke karna, zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge.
23. SMS karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari, hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari, ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena, kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari.
24. Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai, ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai, khubiyo se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa, khamiyo se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai.
25. Khuda se thoda rahem kharid lete, aap ke zakhmo ka marham kharid lete, agar kahin kabhi bikti khushiyan meri, to saari bechkar aapka har gam kharid lete.
26. Sabse loving kaun: TUM, sabse sweet kaun: TUM, sabse cute kaun: TUM, in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM.
27. Nigahe nighago se milakar to dekho, naye logo se rishta banakar to dekho, hasrate dil me dabane se kya faida, apne hoton ko hilakar to dekho, asmaan simat jayega tumhare agosh me, chahat ki bahen failakar to dekho.
28. Friendship opens many doors each with a different view but none could be more beautiful view than the door that leads to you.
29. Tum kya jano kya hai tanhai is tute hue patte se pucho kya hai judai, yu bewafa ka ilzam na de zalim, is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad na aayi.
30. Bathmeez Chaddar ki KAMEEZ, Lohe ka PAIJAMA, Bandar tera MAMA, Billi teri MAUSI, Kutte mera YAAR, Aam ka AACHAR Miss u mere YAAR.
31. Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai, apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai, pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai, dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai.
32. Make a heart which never breaks, make a smile which never hurts, make a touch which never pains, make a friendship which never ends.
33. Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye, dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye, ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta, kyonki aap jaisa chahiye nibhane ke liye.
34. Zindagi hai nadan is
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1) Chale jaoge beshak merei zindagi se,
magar is dil se kis tarah jaoge,
ayegi jab meri yaad to aansu bahaoge,
chagoge mujhse milna par mil nahi paoge,
puchega koi mere baare me to, galti meri bataoge,
honge teri mehfil me sabhi,magar hume nahi paoge,
mehfil me rehkar b tanho ho jaoge,
sochoge jab mere baare me to phir pachtaoge,
meri nazar me hamesha bewafa kehlaoge
2) Zindagi ke tufaano ka saahil hai aapki dosti,
Dil ke armaano ki manzil hai aapki dosti,
zindagi bann jaayegi jannat,
agar maut aane tak saath rahe aapki dosti
3) Dil ke Kone se Ek Aawaz Aati hai,
Hame Har Pal Unki Yaad Aati hai,
Dil Puchta hai Baar Baar humse,
Jinhe hum Yaad Karte hai,
Kya Unhe Bhi Kabhi Hamari Yaad Aati hai ...
4) Har Raat chandni raat nahi hoti,
har Dost me aap jaisi baat nahi hoti,
Na jaane KHUDA hame kya saza de raha hai,
joh aaj kal aapse mulakat nahi hoti
5) Kahan Koi Esa Mila Jispe Dil Luta Dete.
Har Ek Ne Dhoka Diya Kis KIs Ko Bhula Dete.
Apne Dil Ka Dard Dil Me HI Dabaye Rakhe He.
Karte Bayan To Mehfil Ko Rula Dete
6) main dooba to kinare pe khadi thi duniya,
hasne walo me mera muqaddar bhi tha,
ro raha tha jo janaze se lipat kar mere,
kaise keh doo k wohi mera qatil tha. ...
7) woh na aaye par unki yaad aa kar wafa kar gayi,
rahi tamanna har waqt milne ki mere aman sakun tabah kar gayi,
dar par aahat suni kai baar socha asarr dua kar gayi,
darwaza khola to koi nahi tha mazak humare saath hawa kar gayi.
8) ae mere jamaza uthane walo,
dekhna koi bewafa paas na ho,
agar ho to use kehna,
aaj khushi ka mauka hai udaas na ho,
9) Phir chupke se yaad aa gaya koi,
In hasti hui aakhon ko phir rulaa gaya koi,
Kaise Shukriya aada Karen uska,
Hum jaiso ko bhi YAAD kar gaya koi. ...
10) Dekhlo awaaz dekhar pass apne paoge,
Aaoge tanha par Tanha na jaoge,
Dur reh kar bhi tum par hai nazar meri,
Thaam lenge hath, jab bhi thokar khaoge
11) Aapki Tharif Hum Kare,
Itni Meri Shayary Mai Shabd Kahan,
Khuda Ne Khubsurathi Jo Aapko Di,
Itni Khubi Phulon Main Kahan.
12) Itna Muskara Kar Na Dekha Ki Jiye,
Ki Zamana Jal Jayega,
Aapke Ek Muskurahat Ke Liye,
Suraj Dhalna Bhool Jayega.
13) Ek Bar Humse Bhi Dil Lagakar Dekho,
Dil Main Aap Ki Taswir Hai,
Dil Hi Dil Main Pata Chal Jayega,
Humko Aapse Kitna Prem Hai.
14) Dil Main Hai Yadain Tere,
Aakhon Main Tera Chehra Hai,
Kaise Bandh Karloon Aankhe,
Tujhe Kho Dene Ka Dar Lagtha Hai.
15) Woh Chehra Harpal Yaad Aaye,
Tanhai Mai Dil Tadsaye,
Sirf Ek Awaz Soone Ko Dil Taraz Jaye,
Jab Bhi Aap Humse Dur Chali Jaye.
16) Khushbu teri Dosti ki muje mehka jati hai.
Teri har baat mujhe behka jaati hai,
Saas toh bahut der leti hai aane me
har saas se pehle Teri yaad aa jati hai
17) aaj hum unhe bewafa bata k aaye hai,
unke diye hue khat paani me baha k aaye hai,
koi nikaal k padd na le, is liye
paani me bhi aag laga kar aaye hai. ...
18) Lehro se milkar na woh beh sake na hum,
ek duje ke Dil me na woh reh sake na hum,
jeet lete aasma ek din lekin, palkon ke khamoshi ko
hoto se na woh keh sake na hum
19) Kabhi pass aa gaye,
kabhi dur ho gaye,
unhone ek baar bhi mudkar na dekha hume,
par hum unke liye bewafa zarur ho gaye,
kya galti hui humse hum puchte rahe,
aur woh kehte rahe hum majhbur ho gaye,
hum mangte rahe dua unki khushiyon ki,
woh hume chodh kisi aur ki ankho ke noor ho gaye,
woh sochte rahe k khush hai hum,
par hum tut kar andar tak chakna chur ho gaye,
mujhe pyar karne ki mili itni badi saza
aur woh hume maarkar bhi bekasur ho gaye
20) hum jee rahe the unka naam lekar,
vo gujarte the hamara salaam lekar,
ek din vo keh gaye bhula da humko,h
umne pucha kaise? vo chale gaye hath mein jaam dekar
21) Koi kehta hai zindagi zeher hoti hai,
Koi kehta hai zindagi kehar hoti hai,
hum kehta hai joh tadapti rahi sada kinare ke liye,
zindagi ek aisi lehar hoti hai\
22) Hasrat hai sirf aapko hasane ki,
aur koi khwaish nahi is begane ki.
Shikwa mujhe aapse nahi, khuda se hai, \
kya zarurat thi tumhe itna pyara banane ki
23) Tanha ho kabhi toh mujhe dhund lena,
is Dunia se nahi Apne Dil se puch lena.
Aapke aas pass hi kahi rehte hai hum,
Yaadon se nahi toh saath guzare lamho se puch lena
24) Dil tuta toh ek awaaz aayi,
Cheer ke dhekha toh ek cheez nikal aayi,
Socha kya hoga is khali Dil me,
Pani se dhokar dekha toh aap ki tasveer nazar aayi
25) Khuli ankhon se dekha umar bhar ek aisa khwab jo apna na tha,
Hai aaj tak wo shakhs dil me jo us waqt bhi mera na tha.... ...
26) kaanch ko chahat thi patthar paane ki,
ek pal me fir tutkar bikhar jaane ki,
chahat bus itni thi us deewane ki,
apne tukdo me tasvir uski saajane ki,
27) Duniya me aane wale b kam na honge,
duniya se jaane wale b kam na honge,
suni reh jayegi aapki mehfil,
jab aapki mehfil me hum naa honge,
28) aaj bhi kai sawaal hai is dil me,
pyar ka gham bezubaan hai is dil me,
kuch keh nahi paata ye dil magar,
us bewafa k liye aaj b pyaar hai is dil me,
29) Machar aur Makhiki ho gayi shadi.
Pehli hi raat se ho gayi machar ki barbadi,
kehta hai ki meri kismat hi khoti hai,
makhi raat ko goodnight lagake soti hai.
30) Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jaane,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kya jaane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki ko patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane
31) maine jo socha wo kabhi paya nahi,
chahkar bhi main usko bhul paya nahi,
chahta to tha main usko apnana,
per maine usko kabhi ye bataya nahi
32) kabhi-kabhi aesa bhi hota hai,
pyar ka asar jara der se hota hai,
aapko lagta hai hum kuch nahi sochte aapke baare me,
par hamari har baat me aapka hi jikr hota hai.
33) jab yaad aati hai tumhari muskura lete hai,
kuch palo ke liye har gam bhula dete hai,
kaise bhig sakti hai aapki palken,
aapke hisse ke aansu to hum baha lete hain.
34) dete ho kyu ye dard bas humi ko
kya samjoge tum in ankho k nami ko
yu to honge lakhon diwane is chand ke
chand kya mehsus karega ek tare k kami Ko
35) Hum Nay Aap Ko Apni Aankhon Main Basaya Hai
Dil Ka Kamra Aap Hi K Liey Sajaya Hai
Aap Humain Msgs Tu Kartay Hi Nahin
Hum Nay Tu Msgs Pack Aap K Liey Hi Activate Karwaya Hai
36) jawaab teri shayari ka .
denge hum shayari mein .
naam tera likh baithe hain .
apne dil ki diary mein
37) Unn dino ki yaad ne aaj dilko phir rulaaya hei
Sur ke adhurepan ne, nagmo ne tumhe phir bulaaya hei
Tere jaane ke baad se dil mera khamoshi se dhadka
Khamosh mere dil ne, aaj kuch phir gun-gunaaya hei
38) Vafa-e-ishq mein hum luut jaayenge Aur tuje majboor kar jaayenge
Humei chahne ko tum majboor ho jaaoge Aur hum tumhe chorr jaayenge
Kasam hei mujhe apne pehle pyaar aur vafa ki
Jo dard diya hei tune mujhe Ush dard ka tuje ehsaas karvayenge
39) Jabh aankh mein nami si hoti hei,
Dil mein kisiki kami si hoti hei,
Jabh aankh jukh jaaye toe nami sukh jaaye,
Par koi bataaye kaise dil ka dukh jaaye...!
40) CHAHAT KO MERI MAJAK MAT SAMAJ,
JANAM JANAM TAK TERA SAATH NIBHUNGA,
JAB JAB DEGI PYAAR SE AAWAJ,
KABR SE BHI UTHKAR CHALA AAUNGA! ...
41) Kehna har baat zubaan se zaroori toh nahin,
Umar guzari hai aadhi poori toh nahi.
Dur zaroor baithe hain aapki nazaron se,
par Dil ki Dil se duri toh nahi! ...
42) haseeno ke husne pe mat jana dilwalo,
yea husne nahi naquab hai...
unke dil ke andar jhank kar dekho,
mohabath nahi tezaab hain ...
43) Beete pal wapas la nahi sakte,
Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte,
Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hame bhul gaye,
Par kasam dosti ki dil kehta hai,
Ke aaap hame bhula nahi sakte
44) koi khat nahi,koi khabar nahi,
shayad apko dosti ki kadar nahi.
Hum apko yaad karte hain har sans ka sath ,
shayad apko hamari sanson ki fikar nahi
45) Rishta banaya hai to nibhayenge,
Har pal ap logon ko hasayenge,
Pata hain MHO WALON KO to FURSATH nahi yaad karne ki,
Hum hi tang kar-kar ka apni yaad dilayenge.. ...
46) Itna pyar na karo ke bigad jaye hum,
Thoda danta bhi karo ke sudhar jaye hum,
Agar ho jaye koi khata toh ho jana khafa,
par itna bhi nahi ke mar hi jaye hum
47) Kuch wajey bhi hai ruth jaane ke liye,
Dil rota hai usse pukarne ke liye,
Zindagi tarasti hai uski ek jhalak ke liye,
uski ek muskaan kafi hai hame manane ke liye!
48) Bundo se bana hua chota sa Samandar,
Laharo pe bhigti choti si Basti,
Chal dunde Barish me bachpan ka sahil,
hath me lekar ek Kagaz ki Kashti
49) kuch na kisi se bolenge, bas tanhai main chup chap ro lenge,
apni to ek musafir jaisi hai jindagi, saath kisi k bhi ho lenge,
ye jeewan to ek jaher bhara pyala hai,
kab tak isme amrit gholenge,
50) Nazar humari,
Nazar tumhari,
Nazar ney dilki nazar utari .....
Nazar ney dekha nazar ko aisey,
Key kavi nazar na lagey,
Dosti ko humari ....
51) Payal chhankati ayee thiโฆ..
Payal chhankati chali gayee,
Main sindoor leke khada tha,
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee.
52)Na Maa ke pyaar se,
Na Daddy ke maar se,
Na doston ki fatkaar se,
Na ladki ki inkaar se....
Aur na hi chapplon ki bauchar se
Tujh jaise aashiq sudhrenge to,
RAKHI ke hathiyaar se
53) Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile,
Mujhse bhi achcha yaar mile,
Meri girlfriend tujhe bandhe RAKHI,
Aur ek AUR behan ka pyaar mile...
54) Saaqi teri mehfil mein ek mehmaan abhi baki hai....,
Teri may ka, tere roop ka kadardaan abhi baki hai....;
Iss tarah kaise uthh jaaoon, Kahani adhoori chhod kar aise...,
Tune rukh se naqaab uThaaya hai mera imtehaan abhi baki hai..!!!
55) Baadal garaja magar barasaat nahi aayi,
Dil dhadaka magar aawaj nahi aayi,
Pura din gujarane ko hai dost,
Kya ek baar bhi meri yaad nahi aayi
56) Aaj apne aap se khafaa hoon......
Jo uske chere ki madhoshiyaan na pad saka,
Par kya karoon uski yaad me aisa khoyaa
Ki uski muskurahat ke peeche ki shararat na pad saka
57) dost mera.dosti mera kuch is tarah intekam leti hai,
bat karna chahu magar majburiya kadam tham leti hai.
warna hum bewafa nahi bewafa to apni kismat hai
58) hota he ye aksar ki dil tut jaye.
hota he ye aksar ki mohabbat ka sath chut jaye.
par agar dil dhadke kisi ke nam se
to kyon koi kisi ka pyar bhul jaye
59) dard ho dil me to jataya nahi karte.
ankhon ke anshu kisi ko dikhaya nahi karte.
dil totjaye ye aksar hota he. isliye
kisi ki yaad dil me sajaya nahi karte
60) kuch na kisi se bolenge,
bas tanhai main chup chap ro lenge,
apni to ek musafir jaisi hai jindagi,
saath kisi k bhi ho lenge,
ye jeewan to ek jaher bhara pyala hai,
kab tak isme amrit gholenge
61) her shaam ko tera intezar kiya karte hai
her khawab main tera dedar kiya karte hai.
mohtaz hi to hai hum tere,
jo her waqt milne ka intezar kiya karte hai. ...
62) Palko me kaid kuch Sapne hai,
kuch Begane, kuch Apne hai,
Na jaane kya Khubsurti hai teri is dosti me,
aap humse dur hoke bhi kitne apne hai
63) Zindagi me kuch Sapne saja lena,
Dil me kuch Armaan jaga lena,
Hum aapki raho se har Dard chura lenge,
jab chaho aap humko Aazama lena
64) Is Dil me tere liye itna pyaar rahega,
ke Waqt bhi uska Gawah rahega,
Tera Pyaar shayad kisi aur ke Nasib me ho,
Par sirf yeh Dil tere Yaadon ka haqdar rahega ...
65) uski yaad ne mujhe phir rula diya,
kaisa hai wo zalim jisne ye sila diya,
do shabad likhne ka mujhe salika na tha,
aur aaj uski mohabbat ne mujhe shayar bana diya, ...
66) Aisi Dosti humari ki TU har raah har dagar mein mile,
marr bhi javu agar to tu dosti ki khatir PAAS WAALI KABAR MEIN MILE
67) Labo ki hasi tere naam kar denge,
har khushi tujh par kurbaan kar denge,
jis din hogi koi kami mere pyaar me,
Zindagi ko Maut ke Naam kar denge ..
68) Kal Fursat Na Mili toh kya hoga,
Itni Mohabbat Na Mili toh kya hoga,
Roz Kehte ho Kal Milenge Kal Milenge,
Kal Aankhen Na Khuli toh kya hoga
69) nahi ban jata koi apna dil lagane se,
karni padti hai dua rab se,sacha pyar pane mai,
rakhna sambhal kar ye aashiyana apna,
toot na jaye ye kisi k bahkane se.
70) kaagaz pe humne zindagi likh di,
ashkon se seench kar apni har khushi likh di,
dard jab humne ubhara lafzo me,
zamane ne kaha wah kya gazal likh di,
71) AaP Ki Duya Hai saRKaR
Ke aBHi TaK Hum Hain BaR KaRaR
miLjata thoRa sa pyaaR
agaR Hote aaJ aaPke DeeDaR
72) yaaro ki baatye aachi lagi
dil ko bhaylanye ke liye
ye shayaro shayari aachi lagi
mila na koi fir bhi
dil ko chan denye ki liye
yaaro ki shayari aachi lagi
73) Pyaar karna itna aasan nahi hota,
pyar bina rehna itna aasana nahi hota,
joh koi yaar ek baar dilko choo jaye toh,
uss yaar ko bhulana itna aasan nahi hota ...
74) Na kuch der thahre,na kuch der bat ki,
badi aarzu thi mulakat ki,
na samjho ise tum koi dillagi,
bus samjho vajah mere haalat ki,
kat hi jayenge dukho k ye din,
subah hoti hai kyouki har raat ki
75) Dil me itni bekarari na thi,
zindagi kabhi itni pyari na thi,
zindagi-zindagi si lagti hi na thi,
aap jaise doston se jab yari na thi
76) Nazar uthi tho ada ban gayi,
nazar juki tho dua ban gayi,
Nazar na hoti tho nazara bhi na hota,
tum na hote tho hamara guzara bhi nahi hota........ .
77) kuch khoye bina hamne paya hain,
kuch mange bina hame mila hain,
naaz hain hame apni takdeer pe
jisne hame tum jaise dost se milaya hain
78) Khasish Dil ki har chiz bhula deti hai,
Bandh aankhon me bhi Sapne saja deti hai,
Sapno ki Duniya jarur rakhna,
kyonki Haqiqat toh sabko Rula deti hai
79) Khuli aankhon se tujhe dekhna kismat mein nahi..
Bas sapno mein tujko nihara karte hai.
Kuch nahi chahiye hame teri hasi ke siwa .
Duao mein isi khushi ko manga karte hai
80) A butterfly lives only 4 a day,
but still it flies joyfully capturing many hearts,
Each moments in life is indeed precious,
Live it fully and win as many hearts as u can.
Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sidheshwar
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1) Chale jaoge beshak merei zindagi se,
magar is dil se kis tarah jaoge,
ayegi jab meri yaad to aansu bahaoge,
chagoge mujhse milna par mil nahi paoge,
puchega koi mere baare me to, galti meri bataoge,
honge teri mehfil me sabhi,magar hume nahi paoge,
mehfil me rehkar b tanho ho jaoge,
sochoge jab mere baare me to phir pachtaoge,
meri nazar me hamesha bewafa kehlaoge
2) Zindagi ke tufaano ka saahil hai aapki dosti,
Dil ke armaano ki manzil hai aapki dosti,
zindagi bann jaayegi jannat,
agar maut aane tak saath rahe aapki dosti
3) Dil ke Kone se Ek Aawaz Aati hai,
Hame Har Pal Unki Yaad Aati hai,
Dil Puchta hai Baar Baar humse,
Jinhe hum Yaad Karte hai,
Kya Unhe Bhi Kabhi Hamari Yaad Aati hai ...
4) Har Raat chandni raat nahi hoti,
har Dost me aap jaisi baat nahi hoti,
Na jaane KHUDA hame kya saza de raha hai,
joh aaj kal aapse mulakat nahi hoti
5) Kahan Koi Esa Mila Jispe Dil Luta Dete.
Har Ek Ne Dhoka Diya Kis KIs Ko Bhula Dete.
Apne Dil Ka Dard Dil Me HI Dabaye Rakhe He.
Karte Bayan To Mehfil Ko Rula Dete
6) main dooba to kinare pe khadi thi duniya,
hasne walo me mera muqaddar bhi tha,
ro raha tha jo janaze se lipat kar mere,
kaise keh doo k wohi mera qatil tha. ...
7) woh na aaye par unki yaad aa kar wafa kar gayi,
rahi tamanna har waqt milne ki mere aman sakun tabah kar gayi,
dar par aahat suni kai baar socha asarr dua kar gayi,
darwaza khola to koi nahi tha mazak humare saath hawa kar gayi.
8) ae mere jamaza uthane walo,
dekhna koi bewafa paas na ho,
agar ho to use kehna,
aaj khushi ka mauka hai udaas na ho,
9) Phir chupke se yaad aa gaya koi,
In hasti hui aakhon ko phir rulaa gaya koi,
Kaise Shukriya aada Karen uska,
Hum jaiso ko bhi YAAD kar gaya koi. ...
10) Dekhlo awaaz dekhar pass apne paoge,
Aaoge tanha par Tanha na jaoge,
Dur reh kar bhi tum par hai nazar meri,
Thaam lenge hath, jab bhi thokar khaoge
11) Aapki Tharif Hum Kare,
Itni Meri Shayary Mai Shabd Kahan,
Khuda Ne Khubsurathi Jo Aapko Di,
Itni Khubi Phulon Main Kahan.
12) Itna Muskara Kar Na Dekha Ki Jiye,
Ki Zamana Jal Jayega,
Aapke Ek Muskurahat Ke Liye,
Suraj Dhalna Bhool Jayega.
13) Ek Bar Humse Bhi Dil Lagakar Dekho,
Dil Main Aap Ki Taswir Hai,
Dil Hi Dil Main Pata Chal Jayega,
Humko Aapse Kitna Prem Hai.
14) Dil Main Hai Yadain Tere,
Aakhon Main Tera Chehra Hai,
Kaise Bandh Karloon Aankhe,
Tujhe Kho Dene Ka Dar Lagtha Hai.
15) Woh Chehra Harpal Yaad Aaye,
Tanhai Mai Dil Tadsaye,
Sirf Ek Awaz Soone Ko Dil Taraz Jaye,
Jab Bhi Aap Humse Dur Chali Jaye.
16) Khushbu teri Dosti ki muje mehka jati hai.
Teri har baat mujhe behka jaati hai,
Saas toh bahut der leti hai aane me
har saas se pehle Teri yaad aa jati hai
17) aaj hum unhe bewafa bata k aaye hai,
unke diye hue khat paani me baha k aaye hai,
koi nikaal k padd na le, is liye
paani me bhi aag laga kar aaye hai. ...
18) Lehro se milkar na woh beh sake na hum,
ek duje ke Dil me na woh reh sake na hum,
jeet lete aasma ek din lekin, palkon ke khamoshi ko
hoto se na woh keh sake na hum
19) Kabhi pass aa gaye,
kabhi dur ho gaye,
unhone ek baar bhi mudkar na dekha hume,
par hum unke liye bewafa zarur ho gaye,
kya galti hui humse hum puchte rahe,
aur woh kehte rahe hum majhbur ho gaye,
hum mangte rahe dua unki khushiyon ki,
woh hume chodh kisi aur ki ankho ke noor ho gaye,
woh sochte rahe k khush hai hum,
par hum tut kar andar tak chakna chur ho gaye,
mujhe pyar karne ki mili itni badi saza
aur woh hume maarkar bhi bekasur ho gaye
20) hum jee rahe the unka naam lekar,
vo gujarte the hamara salaam lekar,
ek din vo keh gaye bhula da humko,h
umne pucha kaise? vo chale gaye hath mein jaam dekar
21) Koi kehta hai zindagi zeher hoti hai,
Koi kehta hai zindagi kehar hoti hai,
hum kehta hai joh tadapti rahi sada kinare ke liye,
zindagi ek aisi lehar hoti hai\
22) Hasrat hai sirf aapko hasane ki,
aur koi khwaish nahi is begane ki.
Shikwa mujhe aapse nahi, khuda se hai, \
kya zarurat thi tumhe itna pyara banane ki
23) Tanha ho kabhi toh mujhe dhund lena,
is Dunia se nahi Apne Dil se puch lena.
Aapke aas pass hi kahi rehte hai hum,
Yaadon se nahi toh saath guzare lamho se puch lena
24) Dil tuta toh ek awaaz aayi,
Cheer ke dhekha toh ek cheez nikal aayi,
Socha kya hoga is khali Dil me,
Pani se dhokar dekha toh aap ki tasveer nazar aayi
25) Khuli ankhon se dekha umar bhar ek aisa khwab jo apna na tha,
Hai aaj tak wo shakhs dil me jo us waqt bhi mera na tha.... ...
26) kaanch ko chahat thi patthar paane ki,
ek pal me fir tutkar bikhar jaane ki,
chahat bus itni thi us deewane ki,
apne tukdo me tasvir uski saajane ki,
27) Duniya me aane wale b kam na honge,
duniya se jaane wale b kam na honge,
suni reh jayegi aapki mehfil,
jab aapki mehfil me hum naa honge,
28) aaj bhi kai sawaal hai is dil me,
pyar ka gham bezubaan hai is dil me,
kuch keh nahi paata ye dil magar,
us bewafa k liye aaj b pyaar hai is dil me,
29) Machar aur Makhiki ho gayi shadi.
Pehli hi raat se ho gayi machar ki barbadi,
kehta hai ki meri kismat hi khoti hai,
makhi raat ko goodnight lagake soti hai.
30) Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jaane,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kya jaane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki ko patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane
31) maine jo socha wo kabhi paya nahi,
chahkar bhi main usko bhul paya nahi,
chahta to tha main usko apnana,
per maine usko kabhi ye bataya nahi
32) kabhi-kabhi aesa bhi hota hai,
pyar ka asar jara der se hota hai,
aapko lagta hai hum kuch nahi sochte aapke baare me,
par hamari har baat me aapka hi jikr hota hai.
33) jab yaad aati hai tumhari muskura lete hai,
kuch palo ke liye har gam bhula dete hai,
kaise bhig sakti hai aapki palken,
aapke hisse ke aansu to hum baha lete hain.
34) dete ho kyu ye dard bas humi ko
kya samjoge tum in ankho k nami ko
yu to honge lakhon diwane is chand ke
chand kya mehsus karega ek tare k kami Ko
35) Hum Nay Aap Ko Apni Aankhon Main Basaya Hai
Dil Ka Kamra Aap Hi K Liey Sajaya Hai
Aap Humain Msgs Tu Kartay Hi Nahin
Hum Nay Tu Msgs Pack Aap K Liey Hi Activate Karwaya Hai
36) jawaab teri shayari ka .
denge hum shayari mein .
naam tera likh baithe hain .
apne dil ki diary mein
37) Unn dino ki yaad ne aaj dilko phir rulaaya hei
Sur ke adhurepan ne, nagmo ne tumhe phir bulaaya hei
Tere jaane ke baad se dil mera khamoshi se dhadka
Khamosh mere dil ne, aaj kuch phir gun-gunaaya hei
38) Vafa-e-ishq mein hum luut jaayenge Aur tuje majboor kar jaayenge
Humei chahne ko tum majboor ho jaaoge Aur hum tumhe chorr jaayenge
Kasam hei mujhe apne pehle pyaar aur vafa ki
Jo dard diya hei tune mujhe Ush dard ka tuje ehsaas karvayenge
39) Jabh aankh mein nami si hoti hei,
Dil mein kisiki kami si hoti hei,
Jabh aankh jukh jaaye toe nami sukh jaaye,
Par koi bataaye kaise dil ka dukh jaaye...!
40) CHAHAT KO MERI MAJAK MAT SAMAJ,
JANAM JANAM TAK TERA SAATH NIBHUNGA,
JAB JAB DEGI PYAAR SE AAWAJ,
KABR SE BHI UTHKAR CHALA AAUNGA! ...
41) Kehna har baat zubaan se zaroori toh nahin,
Umar guzari hai aadhi poori toh nahi.
Dur zaroor baithe hain aapki nazaron se,
par Dil ki Dil se duri toh nahi! ...
42) haseeno ke husne pe mat jana dilwalo,
yea husne nahi naquab hai...
unke dil ke andar jhank kar dekho,
mohabath nahi tezaab hain ...
43) Beete pal wapas la nahi sakte,
Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte,
Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hame bhul gaye,
Par kasam dosti ki dil kehta hai,
Ke aaap hame bhula nahi sakte
44) koi khat nahi,koi khabar nahi,
shayad apko dosti ki kadar nahi.
Hum apko yaad karte hain har sans ka sath ,
shayad apko hamari sanson ki fikar nahi
45) Rishta banaya hai to nibhayenge,
Har pal ap logon ko hasayenge,
Pata hain MHO WALON KO to FURSATH nahi yaad karne ki,
Hum hi tang kar-kar ka apni yaad dilayenge.. ...
46) Itna pyar na karo ke bigad jaye hum,
Thoda danta bhi karo ke sudhar jaye hum,
Agar ho jaye koi khata toh ho jana khafa,
par itna bhi nahi ke mar hi jaye hum
47) Kuch wajey bhi hai ruth jaane ke liye,
Dil rota hai usse pukarne ke liye,
Zindagi tarasti hai uski ek jhalak ke liye,
uski ek muskaan kafi hai hame manane ke liye!
48) Bundo se bana hua chota sa Samandar,
Laharo pe bhigti choti si Basti,
Chal dunde Barish me bachpan ka sahil,
hath me lekar ek Kagaz ki Kashti
49) kuch na kisi se bolenge, bas tanhai main chup chap ro lenge,
apni to ek musafir jaisi hai jindagi, saath kisi k bhi ho lenge,
ye jeewan to ek jaher bhara pyala hai,
kab tak isme amrit gholenge,
50) Nazar humari,
Nazar tumhari,
Nazar ney dilki nazar utari .....
Nazar ney dekha nazar ko aisey,
Key kavi nazar na lagey,
Dosti ko humari ....
51) Payal chhankati ayee thiโฆ..
Payal chhankati chali gayee,
Main sindoor leke khada tha,
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee.
52)Na Maa ke pyaar se,
Na Daddy ke maar se,
Na doston ki fatkaar se,
Na ladki ki inkaar se....
Aur na hi chapplon ki bauchar se
Tujh jaise aashiq sudhrenge to,
RAKHI ke hathiyaar se
53) Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile,
Mujhse bhi achcha yaar mile,
Meri girlfriend tujhe bandhe RAKHI,
Aur ek AUR behan ka pyaar mile...
54) Saaqi teri mehfil mein ek mehmaan abhi baki hai....,
Teri may ka, tere roop ka kadardaan abhi baki hai....;
Iss tarah kaise uthh jaaoon, Kahani adhoori chhod kar aise...,
Tune rukh se naqaab uThaaya hai mera imtehaan abhi baki hai..!!!
55) Baadal garaja magar barasaat nahi aayi,
Dil dhadaka magar aawaj nahi aayi,
Pura din gujarane ko hai dost,
Kya ek baar bhi meri yaad nahi aayi
56) Aaj apne aap se khafaa hoon......
Jo uske chere ki madhoshiyaan na pad saka,
Par kya karoon uski yaad me aisa khoyaa
Ki uski muskurahat ke peeche ki shararat na pad saka
57) dost mera.dosti mera kuch is tarah intekam leti hai,
bat karna chahu magar majburiya kadam tham leti hai.
warna hum bewafa nahi bewafa to apni kismat hai
58) hota he ye aksar ki dil tut jaye.
hota he ye aksar ki mohabbat ka sath chut jaye.
par agar dil dhadke kisi ke nam se
to kyon koi kisi ka pyar bhul jaye
59) dard ho dil me to jataya nahi karte.
ankhon ke anshu kisi ko dikhaya nahi karte.
dil totjaye ye aksar hota he. isliye
kisi ki yaad dil me sajaya nahi karte
60) kuch na kisi se bolenge,
bas tanhai main chup chap ro lenge,
apni to ek musafir jaisi hai jindagi,
saath kisi k bhi ho lenge,
ye jeewan to ek jaher bhara pyala hai,
kab tak isme amrit gholenge
61) her shaam ko tera intezar kiya karte hai
her khawab main tera dedar kiya karte hai.
mohtaz hi to hai hum tere,
jo her waqt milne ka intezar kiya karte hai. ...
62) Palko me kaid kuch Sapne hai,
kuch Begane, kuch Apne hai,
Na jaane kya Khubsurti hai teri is dosti me,
aap humse dur hoke bhi kitne apne hai
63) Zindagi me kuch Sapne saja lena,
Dil me kuch Armaan jaga lena,
Hum aapki raho se har Dard chura lenge,
jab chaho aap humko Aazama lena
64) Is Dil me tere liye itna pyaar rahega,
ke Waqt bhi uska Gawah rahega,
Tera Pyaar shayad kisi aur ke Nasib me ho,
Par sirf yeh Dil tere Yaadon ka haqdar rahega ...
65) uski yaad ne mujhe phir rula diya,
kaisa hai wo zalim jisne ye sila diya,
do shabad likhne ka mujhe salika na tha,
aur aaj uski mohabbat ne mujhe shayar bana diya, ...
66) Aisi Dosti humari ki TU har raah har dagar mein mile,
marr bhi javu agar to tu dosti ki khatir PAAS WAALI KABAR MEIN MILE
67) Labo ki hasi tere naam kar denge,
har khushi tujh par kurbaan kar denge,
jis din hogi koi kami mere pyaar me,
Zindagi ko Maut ke Naam kar denge ..
68) Kal Fursat Na Mili toh kya hoga,
Itni Mohabbat Na Mili toh kya hoga,
Roz Kehte ho Kal Milenge Kal Milenge,
Kal Aankhen Na Khuli toh kya hoga
69) nahi ban jata koi apna dil lagane se,
karni padti hai dua rab se,sacha pyar pane mai,
rakhna sambhal kar ye aashiyana apna,
toot na jaye ye kisi k bahkane se.
70) kaagaz pe humne zindagi likh di,
ashkon se seench kar apni har khushi likh di,
dard jab humne ubhara lafzo me,
zamane ne kaha wah kya gazal likh di,
71) AaP Ki Duya Hai saRKaR
Ke aBHi TaK Hum Hain BaR KaRaR
miLjata thoRa sa pyaaR
agaR Hote aaJ aaPke DeeDaR
72) yaaro ki baatye aachi lagi
dil ko bhaylanye ke liye
ye shayaro shayari aachi lagi
mila na koi fir bhi
dil ko chan denye ki liye
yaaro ki shayari aachi lagi
73) Pyaar karna itna aasan nahi hota,
pyar bina rehna itna aasana nahi hota,
joh koi yaar ek baar dilko choo jaye toh,
uss yaar ko bhulana itna aasan nahi hota ...
74) Na kuch der thahre,na kuch der bat ki,
badi aarzu thi mulakat ki,
na samjho ise tum koi dillagi,
bus samjho vajah mere haalat ki,
kat hi jayenge dukho k ye din,
subah hoti hai kyouki har raat ki
75) Dil me itni bekarari na thi,
zindagi kabhi itni pyari na thi,
zindagi-zindagi si lagti hi na thi,
aap jaise doston se jab yari na thi
76) Nazar uthi tho ada ban gayi,
nazar juki tho dua ban gayi,
Nazar na hoti tho nazara bhi na hota,
tum na hote tho hamara guzara bhi nahi hota........ .
77) kuch khoye bina hamne paya hain,
kuch mange bina hame mila hain,
naaz hain hame apni takdeer pe
jisne hame tum jaise dost se milaya hain
78) Khasish Dil ki har chiz bhula deti hai,
Bandh aankhon me bhi Sapne saja deti hai,
Sapno ki Duniya jarur rakhna,
kyonki Haqiqat toh sabko Rula deti hai
79) Khuli aankhon se tujhe dekhna kismat mein nahi..
Bas sapno mein tujko nihara karte hai.
Kuch nahi chahiye hame teri hasi ke siwa .
Duao mein isi khushi ko manga karte hai
80) A butterfly lives only 4 a day,
but still it flies joyfully capturing many hearts,
Each moments in life is indeed precious,
Live it fully and win as many hearts as u can.
Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sidheshwar
From India, Bangalore
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Madmast hawa hai,
Mausam bhi suhana hai,
Bandar English me Hindi padh raha hai,
Kya educational zamana hai!
Anjan the kyun jaan bane,
Khamosh juba se kuch kehne lage,
Soi armano ko jagake dil mein,
Muskura rahe ho khud anjan bane.
Beta bola, "Papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai."
Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi."
"Papa kyon?"
"Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai."
Kaun kehta hai dil pagal hai,
Pagalpan to sirf aik bahana hai,
Aik bar hans kar muskura kar to dekho,
Yeh pagal tumhara deewana hai.
Yaadon ka ek jhoka aaya, Hamse milne barson baad,
Pehle itna nahi roye, Jitna aaj roye barson baad,
Lamha-lamha ghar ujda hai, Mushkil se ehsaas hua,
Pathar aye the barso pehle, Dil tuta barson baad.
Apne hisse ki zindagi to hum jee chuke,
Ab to bas dharkano ka lihaz karte hain,
Kya kahein dunya waalo ko jo,
Aakhri saans par bhi aitraaz karte hain.
Hum to bethe hi aap ke pyar main,
Tarapte hain dard ke is jaal main,
Chor di hai dunya is takrar main,
Jab se milli hain tanhayian aap ke intezar main.
Khud se to pyar hum ne kabhi kiya hi nahin tha,
Aap ke siwa kisi ko ye haq diya hi nahin tha,
Mushkilon main aaj aap ne rishta hi tor diya,
Roshni ka khawab dikha kar andhere main chor diya.
Cheers!!!!!!
Sidheshwar
From India, Bangalore
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Madmast hawa hai,
Mausam bhi suhana hai,
Bandar English me Hindi padh raha hai,
Kya educational zamana hai!
Anjan the kyun jaan bane,
Khamosh juba se kuch kehne lage,
Soi armano ko jagake dil mein,
Muskura rahe ho khud anjan bane.
Beta bola, "Papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai."
Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi."
"Papa kyon?"
"Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai."
Kaun kehta hai dil pagal hai,
Pagalpan to sirf aik bahana hai,
Aik bar hans kar muskura kar to dekho,
Yeh pagal tumhara deewana hai.
Yaadon ka ek jhoka aaya, Hamse milne barson baad,
Pehle itna nahi roye, Jitna aaj roye barson baad,
Lamha-lamha ghar ujda hai, Mushkil se ehsaas hua,
Pathar aye the barso pehle, Dil tuta barson baad.
Apne hisse ki zindagi to hum jee chuke,
Ab to bas dharkano ka lihaz karte hain,
Kya kahein dunya waalo ko jo,
Aakhri saans par bhi aitraaz karte hain.
Hum to bethe hi aap ke pyar main,
Tarapte hain dard ke is jaal main,
Chor di hai dunya is takrar main,
Jab se milli hain tanhayian aap ke intezar main.
Khud se to pyar hum ne kabhi kiya hi nahin tha,
Aap ke siwa kisi ko ye haq diya hi nahin tha,
Mushkilon main aaj aap ne rishta hi tor diya,
Roshni ka khawab dikha kar andhere main chor diya.
Cheers!!!!!!
Sidheshwar
From India, Bangalore
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Hume to aadat hai Hasane ki ! ! !
How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;
O huzoor, bhaad me jaaye tera suroor,
surat se hai tu khajoor,
bidi ki factory ka majdoor,
chal hoja door abey langoor!!!!
* * * * * *
Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Tantrik ko dikhlaaya,
vo bola tumper BHOOT ka saaya hai,
jaaldi se kisi GHOR PAAPI ko SMS karo bilkul thik ho jaogee.
Saachi ab SMS ke baad achaa feel hone lagaa hai.
* * * * * *
Jatt Proposes to a Girl :
Kutta mar gaya razai vich
Main paagal ho gaya teri judai vich
Fernail te machar beh nai sakda
Te main tere bin reh nahi sakda!!
* * * * * *
Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
Chahe jitna DEW pila lo..
Sabse aage hoga Nimbu paani!!
Humne piyaaa hai .tum bhi piyo!!!!
* * * * * *
Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekho
Ladki patate waqt sandle ko dekho
* * * * * *
Kitni hasin ho tum, khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo
Aankhon mein kaajal lagana hi kaafi nahi
plz gale mein nimbu-mirchi bhi latkaya karo
* * * * * *
Aati thi . . . Jaati thi
Hasti thi . . . Hasati thi
Dekhti thi . . . Muskurati thi
Bhagti thi . . . Bhagati thi
Ab pata chala sali bevakuf banati thi
* * * * * *
Sapne dekho to use apna banalo,
Ya phir usme kho jao,
Dost banao to use apna banalo,
Ya usme kho jao,
Agar kuch bhi nahin to phir takiya lo aur so jao......... .....Gud Nite
* * * * * *
Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin
TT: Chalo
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha . Jail mein
* * * * * *
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
mumtaz mili boli taj mahal baNao
maine bola pehle aapne baap se paise toh lekar aao!!
* * * * * *
Sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi muhabat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalaty mere dil ko,
University mein ladkiyaan aur bhi hein
* * * * * *
Khuda bachaye hume in haseeno se
Nazneenon se
Dilnasheenon se
Jaannasheenon se
Par inhe kaun bachaye hum kameeno se!!!
* * * * * *
Santa : Yaar, main apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai ki devan??
Banta : Gold ring de de
Santa : nai yaar, koi badi cheez das.
Banta : MRF da tyre de de
* * * * * *
Kaun kehta hai pyaar mein pakrey jayenge?
Kaun kehta hai pyaar mein pakrey jayege?
Waqt aane par bhai behen ban jayenge!!!
* * * * * *
EK LADKI THI DEEWANI SI.......... ......... ....
EK SUBJECT PE WO MARTI THI......... ......... ...
BOOKS UTHAKAR, CHASHMA LAGAKAR..... .........
LIBRARY SE GUZARTI THI......... ......... ........
KUCHH PADNA THA SHAYAD USKO........ .....
JAANE KISSE DARTI THI......... ......... .....
JAB BHI MILTI THI MUJHSE,..... ......... ....
MUJHSE POOCHHA KARTI THI......... .........
ENGG. KAISE HOTI HAI......... ......... ......
YE ENGG. KAISE HOTI HAI......... ......... ......... ..
AUR MEIN BAS ITNA KEH PATA THA......... ......... ..
"KITABEN KHULI HON YA HON BAND
PADHAI LAST NIGHT HI HOTI HAI
KAISE KAHOON MAIN O YAARA YE
ENGG. AISE HI HOTI HAI......
Zindagi mein hamesha muskurate raho,
Hasna zindagi ki zarorat hai.
Zindagi jio is andaz mein ke tumhe dekhkar sab kahen
Zindagi kitni Khoobsurat hai!!
Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From India, Bangalore
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How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;
O huzoor, bhaad me jaaye tera suroor,
surat se hai tu khajoor,
bidi ki factory ka majdoor,
chal hoja door abey langoor!!!!
* * * * * *
Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Tantrik ko dikhlaaya,
vo bola tumper BHOOT ka saaya hai,
jaaldi se kisi GHOR PAAPI ko SMS karo bilkul thik ho jaogee.
Saachi ab SMS ke baad achaa feel hone lagaa hai.
* * * * * *
Jatt Proposes to a Girl :
Kutta mar gaya razai vich
Main paagal ho gaya teri judai vich
Fernail te machar beh nai sakda
Te main tere bin reh nahi sakda!!
* * * * * *
Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
Chahe jitna DEW pila lo..
Sabse aage hoga Nimbu paani!!
Humne piyaaa hai .tum bhi piyo!!!!
* * * * * *
Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekho
Ladki patate waqt sandle ko dekho
* * * * * *
Kitni hasin ho tum, khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo
Aankhon mein kaajal lagana hi kaafi nahi
plz gale mein nimbu-mirchi bhi latkaya karo
* * * * * *
Aati thi . . . Jaati thi
Hasti thi . . . Hasati thi
Dekhti thi . . . Muskurati thi
Bhagti thi . . . Bhagati thi
Ab pata chala sali bevakuf banati thi
* * * * * *
Sapne dekho to use apna banalo,
Ya phir usme kho jao,
Dost banao to use apna banalo,
Ya usme kho jao,
Agar kuch bhi nahin to phir takiya lo aur so jao......... .....Gud Nite
* * * * * *
Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin
TT: Chalo
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha . Jail mein
* * * * * *
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
mumtaz mili boli taj mahal baNao
maine bola pehle aapne baap se paise toh lekar aao!!
* * * * * *
Sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi muhabat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalaty mere dil ko,
University mein ladkiyaan aur bhi hein
* * * * * *
Khuda bachaye hume in haseeno se
Nazneenon se
Dilnasheenon se
Jaannasheenon se
Par inhe kaun bachaye hum kameeno se!!!
* * * * * *
Santa : Yaar, main apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai ki devan??
Banta : Gold ring de de
Santa : nai yaar, koi badi cheez das.
Banta : MRF da tyre de de
* * * * * *
Kaun kehta hai pyaar mein pakrey jayenge?
Kaun kehta hai pyaar mein pakrey jayege?
Waqt aane par bhai behen ban jayenge!!!
* * * * * *
EK LADKI THI DEEWANI SI.......... ......... ....
EK SUBJECT PE WO MARTI THI......... ......... ...
BOOKS UTHAKAR, CHASHMA LAGAKAR..... .........
LIBRARY SE GUZARTI THI......... ......... ........
KUCHH PADNA THA SHAYAD USKO........ .....
JAANE KISSE DARTI THI......... ......... .....
JAB BHI MILTI THI MUJHSE,..... ......... ....
MUJHSE POOCHHA KARTI THI......... .........
ENGG. KAISE HOTI HAI......... ......... ......
YE ENGG. KAISE HOTI HAI......... ......... ......... ..
AUR MEIN BAS ITNA KEH PATA THA......... ......... ..
"KITABEN KHULI HON YA HON BAND
PADHAI LAST NIGHT HI HOTI HAI
KAISE KAHOON MAIN O YAARA YE
ENGG. AISE HI HOTI HAI......
Zindagi mein hamesha muskurate raho,
Hasna zindagi ki zarorat hai.
Zindagi jio is andaz mein ke tumhe dekhkar sab kahen
Zindagi kitni Khoobsurat hai!!
Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From India, Bangalore
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January to December
Sunday to Saturday
AM to PM
My feelings for you have never changed...
You...
Are...
Always...
A HEADACHE to me!!!
When you feel lonely and alone and cannot see anyone around you, the world seems to be fading away. Come along with me. I'll take you to an eye specialist!!
If marriages are made in heaven, then what is made in Hell?
Answer: the days after marriage
During a marriage ceremony, why are you made to sit on the horse?
You are given your last chance to run away.
Just close your eyes and think of yourself for 10 seconds...
Open your eyes!
Now you will realize that you have wasted 10 seconds thinking of a fool...
I wrote your name on the sands...
It got washed away.
I wrote your name in the air...
It got blown away.
So I wrote your name in my heart...
I got a HEART ATTACK.
LOVE is like a CIGAR.
It starts with fire, continues with smoke, and ends in ashes...
But don't worry - we are chain smokers.
Your smile can be compared to a flower.
Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo.
Your innocence to a child.
But in stupidity, you have no comparison.
You are the best.
True love is like a pillow.
You can hug it when you are in trouble, cry on it when you are in pain, and embrace it when you are happy.
So when you need true love, spend Rs.50/-, buy a pillow.
Dear Friend,
When I ask you for a flower, you give me a bouquet.
When I ask you for a stone, you give me a statue.
When I ask you for a feather, you give me a peacock.
ARE YOU REALLY DEAF?
I had VODKA with WATER.
I felt DRUNK.
I had WHISKY with WATER.
I felt DRUNK.
I had RUM with WATER.
I felt DRUNK.
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water...!!!
When I call you:
1 ring means I'm thinking of you.
2 rings mean I like you.
3 mean I miss you.
4 means... pick up the phone, idiot.
Teacher: Four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. Change it to an exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW!
The human brain is the most outstanding thing...
It functions 24 hours, 365 days...
It functions right from the time you are born until you fall in love.
SMILE - is a language of love.
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in your personality.
So, brush your teeth starting today onwards.
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 minutes.
A beer shortens your life by 4 minutes.
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!
History Teacher: From where to where did the Mughals rule?
Student: Sir, I am not sure, but I think from page 15 to 26, sir...
Teacher: You are a failure! At your age, Bill Gates stood first in the class.
Student: Mind you, sir, but at your age, Hitler had committed suicide.
Cheers!!!!!!!
From India, Bangalore
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Sunday to Saturday
AM to PM
My feelings for you have never changed...
You...
Are...
Always...
A HEADACHE to me!!!
When you feel lonely and alone and cannot see anyone around you, the world seems to be fading away. Come along with me. I'll take you to an eye specialist!!
If marriages are made in heaven, then what is made in Hell?
Answer: the days after marriage
During a marriage ceremony, why are you made to sit on the horse?
You are given your last chance to run away.
Just close your eyes and think of yourself for 10 seconds...
Open your eyes!
Now you will realize that you have wasted 10 seconds thinking of a fool...
I wrote your name on the sands...
It got washed away.
I wrote your name in the air...
It got blown away.
So I wrote your name in my heart...
I got a HEART ATTACK.
LOVE is like a CIGAR.
It starts with fire, continues with smoke, and ends in ashes...
But don't worry - we are chain smokers.
Your smile can be compared to a flower.
Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo.
Your innocence to a child.
But in stupidity, you have no comparison.
You are the best.
True love is like a pillow.
You can hug it when you are in trouble, cry on it when you are in pain, and embrace it when you are happy.
So when you need true love, spend Rs.50/-, buy a pillow.
Dear Friend,
When I ask you for a flower, you give me a bouquet.
When I ask you for a stone, you give me a statue.
When I ask you for a feather, you give me a peacock.
ARE YOU REALLY DEAF?
I had VODKA with WATER.
I felt DRUNK.
I had WHISKY with WATER.
I felt DRUNK.
I had RUM with WATER.
I felt DRUNK.
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water...!!!
When I call you:
1 ring means I'm thinking of you.
2 rings mean I like you.
3 mean I miss you.
4 means... pick up the phone, idiot.
Teacher: Four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. Change it to an exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW!
The human brain is the most outstanding thing...
It functions 24 hours, 365 days...
It functions right from the time you are born until you fall in love.
SMILE - is a language of love.
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in your personality.
So, brush your teeth starting today onwards.
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 minutes.
A beer shortens your life by 4 minutes.
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!
History Teacher: From where to where did the Mughals rule?
Student: Sir, I am not sure, but I think from page 15 to 26, sir...
Teacher: You are a failure! At your age, Bill Gates stood first in the class.
Student: Mind you, sir, but at your age, Hitler had committed suicide.
Cheers!!!!!!!
From India, Bangalore
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Hi Ashra, I put my mobile in COVER always and handset is of NOKIA so its gud. I keep forwarding important SMS in YAHOO SMS BACKUP. Anyway how ru? Regards Sidheshwar
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Maine kaha "Dil Ruba". Usne kaha balance bhejwa. Maine kaha "Paise Nahi". Usne kaha "Kaise nahi". Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai". Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai hai."
HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925, PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN, KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE... YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI, JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI, JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI....
Newton's First Law of Ishq: The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.
Newton's Second Law of Ishq: The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy, and the direction of this love is the same as the increment or decrement of the bank balance.
Newton's First Law of Ishq: A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her, and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.
Newton's Law of Romance: LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRLFRIEND TO ANOTHER...
Itne choti nahi dosti apni, kaise soch liya ke kinara aa gaya. Ho gayi mobile mein roshni, aur SMS hamara aa gaya. 4 roses just for you, because you are a special person. 1st rose for friendship, 2nd rose for good luck, 3rd rose for happiness, and the last one to place above your ear, it will look great.
Kasur na unka hai na mera, hum dono hi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe. Woh dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe, hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe muskan.
TUMHARE SATH RAHON CHAND BAAM PAR DEKHON, TUMHARE SANG HI MAIN EID KA MANZAR DEKHON, TUMHARE NAM SE BADLAY SHAYAD TAQDEER MERI, TUMHARA NAM MAIN HATHON PAY SAJA KAR DEKHON.
Chale gaye ho door kuch pal ke liye, door rehkar bhi kareeb ho har pal ke liye. Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye, jab dil mein ho aap har pal ke liye.
Tere hontoon pe saj jaon dua honay ko ge chahta hai, mera duniya bhula kar bas tera honay ko ge chahta hai, yun sabke samne ithkeliyan karti hai ye tujhse, ke beiraada hawa honay ko ge chahta hai.
You are a GHONCHU... G-reat, H-ot, O-ne in a million, N-aughty, C-ute, H-umble, U-nique. Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi.
Saathi sirf woh to nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye, saathi to woh hota hai jo jeevan ke kuch palon mein hi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye. Good Day.
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up every day to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.
R u Mail or Female? Answer ke liye neeche dekho - Bewakoof yahan nahi, apne neeche dekho.
SARDARNI SAY: Aji Sunday o.. Aj 3 dako aaye se... Unhone mere izzat lut lai jaye. SARDAR SAY: Toon unhein rokya nahi...? SARDARNI REPLIES: Bohot rokya se... per rokay hi nahi... kehne lagay HUN SANO JAAN DAY... ASSI THAK GAEE AAN aamir Multan.
Girls are special ones created by God. If you praise her, she thinks you are telling lies. If you don't, you're good for nothing. If she talks, she wants you to listen. If you listen, she wants you to talk. If you touch her, you're not a gentleman. If you don't, you're not a man. If you agree to all her likes, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're not understanding. So simple yet so complex, so weird yet so beautiful. That's a girl...
Na Gujarna EID ke din kisi Masjid ke samne se, kahi log CHAND samajhkar ROZA na tod de. Hokar khafa Khuda tumse kahi CHAND jaise chehre banana na chor de.
Your eyes are Patakha, your lips are Rocket, your ears are Chakri, your smile is Fuljadi, your style is Anar, your personality is Bomb. Beta nikal le, I'm coming with "candle".
Simple bye makes us cry; Simple joke makes us laugh; Simple care makes us fall in love; Simple touch makes us feel better but I hope my simple SMS makes you smile!
3 Fastest means of communication: 1. Tele-Phone, 2. Tele-Vision, 3. Tell-a-woman. Need still faster? Tell her not to tell anyone... Swapnil.
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up every day to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.
Es Dil ka kaha mano ek ehsan kardo, ek benaam si muhabbat mere naam kardo, mere zaat pe fakat itna ehsaan kardo, ek subah ko milo or shaam kardo Zaibo.
From India, Bangalore
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HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925, PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN, KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE... YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI, JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI, JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI....
Newton's First Law of Ishq: The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.
Newton's Second Law of Ishq: The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy, and the direction of this love is the same as the increment or decrement of the bank balance.
Newton's First Law of Ishq: A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her, and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.
Newton's Law of Romance: LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRLFRIEND TO ANOTHER...
Itne choti nahi dosti apni, kaise soch liya ke kinara aa gaya. Ho gayi mobile mein roshni, aur SMS hamara aa gaya. 4 roses just for you, because you are a special person. 1st rose for friendship, 2nd rose for good luck, 3rd rose for happiness, and the last one to place above your ear, it will look great.
Kasur na unka hai na mera, hum dono hi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe. Woh dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe, hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe muskan.
TUMHARE SATH RAHON CHAND BAAM PAR DEKHON, TUMHARE SANG HI MAIN EID KA MANZAR DEKHON, TUMHARE NAM SE BADLAY SHAYAD TAQDEER MERI, TUMHARA NAM MAIN HATHON PAY SAJA KAR DEKHON.
Chale gaye ho door kuch pal ke liye, door rehkar bhi kareeb ho har pal ke liye. Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye, jab dil mein ho aap har pal ke liye.
Tere hontoon pe saj jaon dua honay ko ge chahta hai, mera duniya bhula kar bas tera honay ko ge chahta hai, yun sabke samne ithkeliyan karti hai ye tujhse, ke beiraada hawa honay ko ge chahta hai.
You are a GHONCHU... G-reat, H-ot, O-ne in a million, N-aughty, C-ute, H-umble, U-nique. Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi.
Saathi sirf woh to nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye, saathi to woh hota hai jo jeevan ke kuch palon mein hi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye. Good Day.
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up every day to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.
R u Mail or Female? Answer ke liye neeche dekho - Bewakoof yahan nahi, apne neeche dekho.
SARDARNI SAY: Aji Sunday o.. Aj 3 dako aaye se... Unhone mere izzat lut lai jaye. SARDAR SAY: Toon unhein rokya nahi...? SARDARNI REPLIES: Bohot rokya se... per rokay hi nahi... kehne lagay HUN SANO JAAN DAY... ASSI THAK GAEE AAN aamir Multan.
Girls are special ones created by God. If you praise her, she thinks you are telling lies. If you don't, you're good for nothing. If she talks, she wants you to listen. If you listen, she wants you to talk. If you touch her, you're not a gentleman. If you don't, you're not a man. If you agree to all her likes, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're not understanding. So simple yet so complex, so weird yet so beautiful. That's a girl...
Na Gujarna EID ke din kisi Masjid ke samne se, kahi log CHAND samajhkar ROZA na tod de. Hokar khafa Khuda tumse kahi CHAND jaise chehre banana na chor de.
Your eyes are Patakha, your lips are Rocket, your ears are Chakri, your smile is Fuljadi, your style is Anar, your personality is Bomb. Beta nikal le, I'm coming with "candle".
Simple bye makes us cry; Simple joke makes us laugh; Simple care makes us fall in love; Simple touch makes us feel better but I hope my simple SMS makes you smile!
3 Fastest means of communication: 1. Tele-Phone, 2. Tele-Vision, 3. Tell-a-woman. Need still faster? Tell her not to tell anyone... Swapnil.
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up every day to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.
Es Dil ka kaha mano ek ehsan kardo, ek benaam si muhabbat mere naam kardo, mere zaat pe fakat itna ehsaan kardo, ek subah ko milo or shaam kardo Zaibo.
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Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally, a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims, "71st and *AGAIN* barefeet!"
Santa: 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
Banta: 'Yes, I have'
Santa: 'Well, my father dug it.'
Banta: 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?'
Santa: 'Yes, I have.'
Banta: 'Well, my father killed it.'
A Sardar sees a lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing The bystander: A Marathon race is going on.
Sardar: What do they get from that?
Bystander: The winner will get a prize
Sardar: Then why are the others running?!
A Sardarji was in a nightclub in New York, dancing with a beautiful woman. He whispered into her ear, "I love you." She smiled and whispered back, "I love you too," then he whispered, "I love you three."
Three Sardarjis went for a tour to Singapore. They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is on the topmost floor of a 100-floor hotel. After taking rest, they started for a local visit. While leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before 10.00 pm or else the lift will not be available, and they have to take the steps, to which they agreed and went out. After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at 10.30. Since the lift was not available, they decided to take the stairways under the condition that each Sardarji has to tell a story that lasts for 33 floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without much trouble. After the first Sardarji finished his story on the 33rd floor, the third Sardarji said, "I have a sad story to say, but I will tell at the end only." Then the second Sardarji finished his story, and the third finished his story, and finally, they reached the 100th floor. Then the first Sardarji asked what was the sad story. The third one said, "I forgot the room key, which is on the manager's table." They once again started back to the first floor, and this time the second Sardarji, after crossing 33 floors from the top, said, "I got a sad story, but I will also say that at the end." They finally reached the first floor, and when asked about the sad story, the second Sardarji said, "The keys were in my pocket only." With anger and full tiredness, they once again started from the first floor. After reaching the 33rd floor, the third Sardarji said, "I too have a sad story, but I will say at the end only." Then they reached the 100th floor, and the second one asked the third Sardarji about the sad story; he replied: "This is not our hotel, It is on the other side of the road, opposite to this."
A man joined a big Multi-National Company as a trainee..... On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?" "No" replied the trainee. "It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!" The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?" "No!" replied the Managing Director angrily. "Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone .....
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an E-MAIL to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address and without realizing his error, he sent the message. Meanwhile, somewhere in Mumbai, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting a message from her relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I've just reached
Date: 13th Oct 2006
I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was;
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither of them wanted to concede their position, As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
A tour bus driver is driving with a busload Of seniors down a highway. When he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again, and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks the little old lady, "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?" "We can't chew them because we've no teeth," she replied. The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?" The old lady replied, "We just love the
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Santa: 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
Banta: 'Yes, I have'
Santa: 'Well, my father dug it.'
Banta: 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?'
Santa: 'Yes, I have.'
Banta: 'Well, my father killed it.'
A Sardar sees a lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing The bystander: A Marathon race is going on.
Sardar: What do they get from that?
Bystander: The winner will get a prize
Sardar: Then why are the others running?!
A Sardarji was in a nightclub in New York, dancing with a beautiful woman. He whispered into her ear, "I love you." She smiled and whispered back, "I love you too," then he whispered, "I love you three."
Three Sardarjis went for a tour to Singapore. They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is on the topmost floor of a 100-floor hotel. After taking rest, they started for a local visit. While leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before 10.00 pm or else the lift will not be available, and they have to take the steps, to which they agreed and went out. After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at 10.30. Since the lift was not available, they decided to take the stairways under the condition that each Sardarji has to tell a story that lasts for 33 floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without much trouble. After the first Sardarji finished his story on the 33rd floor, the third Sardarji said, "I have a sad story to say, but I will tell at the end only." Then the second Sardarji finished his story, and the third finished his story, and finally, they reached the 100th floor. Then the first Sardarji asked what was the sad story. The third one said, "I forgot the room key, which is on the manager's table." They once again started back to the first floor, and this time the second Sardarji, after crossing 33 floors from the top, said, "I got a sad story, but I will also say that at the end." They finally reached the first floor, and when asked about the sad story, the second Sardarji said, "The keys were in my pocket only." With anger and full tiredness, they once again started from the first floor. After reaching the 33rd floor, the third Sardarji said, "I too have a sad story, but I will say at the end only." Then they reached the 100th floor, and the second one asked the third Sardarji about the sad story; he replied: "This is not our hotel, It is on the other side of the road, opposite to this."
A man joined a big Multi-National Company as a trainee..... On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?" "No" replied the trainee. "It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!" The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?" "No!" replied the Managing Director angrily. "Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone .....
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an E-MAIL to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address and without realizing his error, he sent the message. Meanwhile, somewhere in Mumbai, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting a message from her relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I've just reached
Date: 13th Oct 2006
I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was;
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither of them wanted to concede their position, As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
A tour bus driver is driving with a busload Of seniors down a highway. When he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again, and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks the little old lady, "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?" "We can't chew them because we've no teeth," she replied. The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?" The old lady replied, "We just love the
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Luv not one, Luv not two Luv the one who loves you true.
Luv not three, Luv not four Luv the one who loves you more.
Luv not five, Luv not six Luv the one who really sticks.
Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv the one who really waits.
Simple bye makes us cry; Simple joke makes us laugh; Simple care makes us fall in love; Simple touch makes us feel better. But I hope my simple SMS makes you smile.
You know the relationship between SMILE & Your FACE. Your face looks good when it has a SMILE on it, but SMILE looks better when it is on Your Face.
I try to take away the pain by finding something new, but then I came to realize no one compares to you, and even if I look around pretending not to cry, I'll always go back to the day you finally said goodbye.
Loving someone who doesn't love you is like watching a star you know you can never reach, but you just have to keep on trying. Why not? Stars can fall, right?
I thought that when I tried to stay away, I'd learn to let you go and forget, but I was wrong. The more I stayed away from you, the more I realized how much I care for you, Deepu.
I'm here trying to make a fool out of myself, pretending I like someone new, showing everyone I don't care about you. But if you only knew what I am going through, this heart always longs for you.
In this world, there are people who are special to you. I may not be one of those special people, but special or not, I always have a special place for you in my heart.
I can't tell you I love you. I can't tell you my feelings, but I know they're really there. I can't tell you I want you because I want you to stay. If I tell you my emotions, you might go away.
The true meaning of love... If it's because of his eyes or his lips or great body, it's not love, it's lust! If it's because of his intelligence or insight about life, it's not love, it's admiration! If it's because he cries every time you try to leave, it's not love, it's pity! If it's because he makes you forget to study and sleep, it's not love, it's infatuation! Love is when you do not know why you seem to be attracted to a person. Love has its reason, and that reason is unknown!
Dedicate time to enjoy; it's the secret of youth. Dedicate time for friends; it's the path to happiness. Dedicate time to love and be loved; it's a source of joy and satisfaction.
As I watched the ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still communicate with each other. I hope we will be like them, in touch always.
SOMETIMES we must be hurt in order to grow, fail in order to know, lose in order to gain, and sometimes we have to be broken so we can be whole again.
There is no special occasion today, no reason to text, no news to share, and no problems to air. It's just one of those times I wish to say, I REMEMBERED YOU.
I have liked many but loved one, yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand and wait in the world's longest queue just for the pleasure of a moment with you. Love you.
False people are like STONES; they are SCATTERED everywhere. True people are like DIAMONDS; they are RARE.
Hello, DIAMOND.
New style of proposing a girl... I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don't want my son to do the same for your daughter. So let's make them brother and sister.
If
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Luv not three, Luv not four Luv the one who loves you more.
Luv not five, Luv not six Luv the one who really sticks.
Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv the one who really waits.
Simple bye makes us cry; Simple joke makes us laugh; Simple care makes us fall in love; Simple touch makes us feel better. But I hope my simple SMS makes you smile.
You know the relationship between SMILE & Your FACE. Your face looks good when it has a SMILE on it, but SMILE looks better when it is on Your Face.
I try to take away the pain by finding something new, but then I came to realize no one compares to you, and even if I look around pretending not to cry, I'll always go back to the day you finally said goodbye.
Loving someone who doesn't love you is like watching a star you know you can never reach, but you just have to keep on trying. Why not? Stars can fall, right?
I thought that when I tried to stay away, I'd learn to let you go and forget, but I was wrong. The more I stayed away from you, the more I realized how much I care for you, Deepu.
I'm here trying to make a fool out of myself, pretending I like someone new, showing everyone I don't care about you. But if you only knew what I am going through, this heart always longs for you.
In this world, there are people who are special to you. I may not be one of those special people, but special or not, I always have a special place for you in my heart.
I can't tell you I love you. I can't tell you my feelings, but I know they're really there. I can't tell you I want you because I want you to stay. If I tell you my emotions, you might go away.
The true meaning of love... If it's because of his eyes or his lips or great body, it's not love, it's lust! If it's because of his intelligence or insight about life, it's not love, it's admiration! If it's because he cries every time you try to leave, it's not love, it's pity! If it's because he makes you forget to study and sleep, it's not love, it's infatuation! Love is when you do not know why you seem to be attracted to a person. Love has its reason, and that reason is unknown!
Dedicate time to enjoy; it's the secret of youth. Dedicate time for friends; it's the path to happiness. Dedicate time to love and be loved; it's a source of joy and satisfaction.
As I watched the ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still communicate with each other. I hope we will be like them, in touch always.
SOMETIMES we must be hurt in order to grow, fail in order to know, lose in order to gain, and sometimes we have to be broken so we can be whole again.
There is no special occasion today, no reason to text, no news to share, and no problems to air. It's just one of those times I wish to say, I REMEMBERED YOU.
I have liked many but loved one, yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand and wait in the world's longest queue just for the pleasure of a moment with you. Love you.
False people are like STONES; they are SCATTERED everywhere. True people are like DIAMONDS; they are RARE.
Hello, DIAMOND.
New style of proposing a girl... I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don't want my son to do the same for your daughter. So let's make them brother and sister.
If
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Hey ...very good and excellent collections... Really maked my mood good... :lol: :lol: Regards, Swati
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JAB AKELE HOTE HAIN, AAPKO YAAD KAR LETE HAIN,
JAB AAPKO YAAD KARTE HAIN, TO THODA RO LETE HAIN,
JAB THODA ROTE HAIN TO AANKHO KO BAND KAR LETE HAIN,
JAB AANKHO KO BAND KARTE HAIN TO AAPKO PAA LETE HAIN
Dard aur gam ka apno se paya sila,
Bewafai gale se lagate rahe...
Chahat se siharta raha tanbadan,
Hum akele me aansu bahate rahe....
wo saamny aae
Wo samne aye to nazron ko jhukaa loon gaa
Dekhoon gaa nahi phir bhi tasweer bana loon gaa
Aana ho to aa jao ruswayee nahi ho geeDekhe ga
nahi koi palkon main chupa loon gaa
Jo ham per guzarni hai ik bar guzar jaye
Her gham ki tarha tujh ko seene se laga loon gaa
Weeran agar dil ho ankhon main andhera ho
Yaadon ke diye apni palkon main saja loon gaa
Manzoor agar ho gee ruswayee teree mujh ko
Main beth ke sahil se toofaan utha loon gaa
Naraaz agar wo hain mere nasheman se,
Main apnay nasheman ke tinkon ko hata loon gaa
Kyon mujh se khafa ho ker wo door gaye
Baanhon main wo aa jayain main un ko mana loon gaa
Saza dene wale raza puchte hai....
Jeene ki hum se wajah puchte hai....
Dete hai khud hi zeher hume....
Aur aakar fir kitna hua hai asar puchte hai
Kissi ke waade par zindagi tabah kar baithe....
Diwangi me ye kaisa gunah kar baithe....
Ek CHAND ki aarzoo ke liye....
Hum apni hasin raaton ko `FANAAH` kar baithe.... *
Wo dhundte rahe hume Dagar-Dagar. ...
Shayad unhe humari talash thi....
Par afsoos jis kabar par the unke kadam....
Ussi me humari laash thiv
Apni Dhadkano ki aawaz suni hai maine....
Apni aankhon se koi baat kahi hai maine....
Bas ek didaar ke liye khud ko sambhale baithe hai....
Naa jaane ishq me kaun si raah chuni hai maine.
Koi rok naa paayi jise lambi dagar bhi....
Ab thaka deta usse zara sa safar bhi....
Mehfil na sahi tanhai to milti hai....
Milna na sahi judaii to milti hai....
Kaun kehta hai pyaar me kuch nahi milta....
Wafa na sahi be-wafaii to milti hai
fir aake chale jaana, ik baar chale aao
surat to dikha jaao, ik baar chale aao
tumko mere geeton ka sangeet bulata hai
kuch geet mere sun lo kuch apne suna jaao
jo tum bulaayeN fir tum shauk se mat aana
kis baat pe roothe ho itna to bata jaao
kya dil ke tadapne ka ehsaas nahin tumko
ab jaan pe ban aayi lillah chale aao
duniya kisi ke pyaar meiN jaanat se kam nahi
ik dilruba hai dil meiN jo gooroN se kam nahiN
tum baadshaah-e- husn ho husn-e-jahaan
hojaane wafa ho aur mohaabat ki shaan
hojalwe tumhare husn ke taaroN se kam nahin
duniya kisi ke pyaar meiN jaanat se kam nahiN
bhoole se mushkuraaO to moti baras pa
Depalke utha ke dekho to kaliyaan bhi has paDe
khusboo tumhaari zulf ki phoolon se kam nahin
duniya kisi ke pyaar meiN jaanat se kam nahiN
ye tera naazuk badan hai, ya koi mehka gulaab
kya karoon taarif, teri har adaa hai laajawab
kyoon na ye dil tumko chaahe, husn se bhi tum ho haseen
paaOn padte hain jahan pe, phool khil jaate hain wahin
jaan le lega hamaari ik na ik din ye sab
aabye tera naazuk badan hai, ya koi mehka gulaab
ruk gaye saawan ke baadal, zulf jab chehre pe paDi ho
dekh le jo unko shaayad, bhool jaaye wo shaayari
sang-e-marmar ka badan hai, ya kisi shaayar ka khwaab
Khwaab rehte the jo kabhi palkoN pe,
Moti bankar aankhoN se jhhaR gaye.
Daav par hote hain dil o jaan yahaan,
Ulfat ke ye saude mehenge paR gaye.
Dhundhle raaste, manzil bhi anjaani si..
Rukte kadam phir aage baR gaye.
Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein.
Aap bhi bhool jaoge do-chaar mulakaton mein.
Lekin humse bachkar kahan jaoge.
Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai mere haton me
Izaajat aap de, toe tarif mei aapki, kuch hum farmaye,Mahobbat aap de,
toe ush dil ke, thoda karib hum aaye,
Aapke khatim banke aapke har farman ko apnaye,
Sikayat gar aap kare, toe dil ki dhadkan,
kanhi tham na jaye...Na jeet hui,
na haari baazi humne..Kabhi khudse,
kabhi kismat se laR gaye
Koi dikha ke roye koi chhupa ke roye
hame rulaane waale hame rula ke roye
marne ka mazaa to tab hai yaaro
jab kaatil bhi khud janaaze pe hamare roye
Be-Aetebaar waqt pe Jhunjla ke ro parey
Kho ke kabhi ussey tou kabhi Paa ke ro parey
Kab tak kissi ke soug mein rouein gey umer bhur
Hum khud ko kitni baar yeh samjha ke ro parey
Mujhey Yaqeen tou nahin magar Yahi sach hai
Mein terey waastey Umrein guzaar sakta hoon
Yahi nahin ke tujhey jeetney ki khawaahish hai
Mein terey waastey khud ko bhi haar sakta hoon
Uski Ankhon Ki Deewani Hoon,
Uski Muskaan Ki Mein Shamma Hoon,
Har Pal Mujhko Itna Satata Hai,
Phir Bhi Dil Aur Jaan Se Mein Uski Ashqi Hoon
Vo saaz nahi jisme sargam nahi,
vo jawani nahi jisme humdum nahi,
O sapno mein khushi ko dhoonde wale,
vo zindagi nahi jisme gam nahi
Na jaane tum pe itna yakin kyon hai?
Tera khayal bhi itna haseen kyon hai?
Suna hai Pyar ka dard meetha hota hai;
to aankh se nikla ye aansu namkeen kyon hai
Jisne na ki mohabbat woh jazbaton ko kya jaane...
Jo na ho jazbaat to shayari ka sabab kya jaane...
Shayari aksar haal-e-dil bayan karti hai...
Do char tukde jod ke tukbandi karne wala kya jaane..."
Ye jo ladkiyon ke gaal hote hai,
ladko ko phasane vale jaal hoote hai,
choose leti hai khoon jigar ka,
tabi to hont unke laal hote hai.
Dosti nazaro se ho to ouse kudrat kehte hi,
Sitaron se ho to ouse jannat kehte hi,
Husn se to ouse mohabbat kehte hi,
aur aap se ho to ouse Kismat kehte hi.
Ea sarab jo hai sab hasino ke naam,
Nehito kaisey ban payega ek aisi sham,
Us aisi sham mey tum na rahogey,
To kaisey dengey us sham ko koi anjaam .......
Tanhayi to aur ek tanhayio ko dost banatey hai,
Dost jo dosti ki kasam nibhatey hai,
Eh dost tu mujhe chor na jana
Hum to apna sarey gham tujpey utaar detey hai
Khamosh the hum to magroor samaj liya ,
chup hai hum to majbur samaj liya ,
yahi aapki galti hai ke
hum karib the aur dur samaj liya
Aaj fir tum nazar nahi aaye ,
fir tamanna ke ful murzaye ,
jane kin galiyo me kho gaye ho tum ,
hum to police station se pagal khane tak dhundh aaye
Khud ki mohhabat fanah kon karenga ,
sab nek banenge to gunah kon karenga ,
aye khuda mere bewafa dost ko salamat rakhana ,
warna meri maut ki dua kon karenga
Dil armano se houseful hai ,
poore honge ya nahi yeh doutfull hai ,
is duniya me har cheez wonderfull hai ,
per zindgi aap jaise logo se hi beauty full hai
Mere dil ka dard kisne dekha hai ,
hame to bas khuda ne hi tadapte dekha hai ,
hum tanhai me bethake rote he ,
par logo ne hame her woqt haste hue dekha hai ,
Bikte hai gum husn ke bazaar ,
me lakho dard chipte hai ek chote se inkar me ,
ho jao ager jamane se khafa ,
to swagat hai hamari dosti ke darbar me
Tanha rehna to seek liya hamne ,
par khush na kabhi reh payenge ,
teri duri to phir bhi she leta hai yeh dil ,
par teri dosti ke bin na jee payenge
Khamosh rehne lage ho ,
intzar kiska karne lage ho ,
yakinan kisise ho gayi hai mohhabat,
tabhi bina baat ke hi muskurane lage ho
Hawa me taas ka ghar nahi banata ,
rone se bigda muqadder nahi banta ,
duniya jitney ka hausla rakho yaro ,
ek jeet ya har se koi sikander aur fakir nahi banta
Dekhate hai aaj us rah ki virania ,
yaro ke sang kati jahan kitni tanhaiya ,
guzara who daur bichad gaye dost ,
sath reh gayi to bas un lamho ki kahaniya
Lafz aap do geet hum banayenge ,
manzil aap pao rasta hum banayenge ,
khush aap raho khusiya hum lutayenge ,
aap bas dost bane raho dosti hum dil se nibhayenge
Roz kisi ka intzar hota hai ,
roz ye dil bekrar hota hai
kaash ke koi samajh pata ki
chup rehne walon ko bhi kisi se pyar hota hai
Aasma ke tare aksar poochte hai humse ,
kya tumhe aaj bhi intzar hai uske laut ane ka ,
or ye dil muskara ke kehta hai ,
mujhe to ab tak yakin nahi hota unke chale jane ka
Gungunatey Huye Aanchal Ki Hawa Dey Mujh Ko
Ungliyaan Pheir Kar Baloun Mein Sula Dey Mujh Ko
Jiss Trah Faaltu Guldaan Parey Rehtey Hein
Apney Ghar Key Kisi Koney Sey Laga Dey Mujh Ko
Yaad Kar Key Mujhay Takleef Hi Hotti Ho Gi
Eik Qissa Houn Purana Sa Bhula Dey Mujh Ko
Doubtey Doubtey Aawaz Teri Sun Jaoun
Akhri Baar Tu Sahil Sey Sada Dey Mujh Ko
Main Tery Hijar Mein Chup Chap Na Mar JAoun Kahein
Main Houn Saktey Mein Kabhi Aaa Kar Rula Dey Mujh Ko
Dekh Main Ho Gya Houn Badnaam Kitboun Ki Trah
Meri Tashheer Na Kar Ab To Jala Dey Mujh Ko
Roothna Tera Meri Jaan Liye Jata HAi
Aisy Naraz Na Ho,Hans K Dikha Dey Mujh Ko
Aur Kuch Nahein Manga Meray MAlik Tujh Sey
Us Ki Galiyoun Ki Khak Bana Dey Mujh Ko
Log Kehtey Hein K Yeh Ishq Nighal Jata HAi
Main Bhi Is Ishq Mein Aya Houn,Duaa De Mujh Ko
Yahi Auqaat Hai Meri Teray Jeevan Mein
Koi Kamzore Sa Lamha Houn,Bhula De Mujh Ko
Dekha Jidhar Yeh Payaa, Aalam Hijaab Ka
Jaali Ko Naam De Diya, Humne Niqaaab Ka
Dukh Ki Tabash Hai, Dharkanain Tanhaiyan Bhi Hain
Yeh Zindagi Hai Jaise, Din Ho Hisaab Ka
DIL LAGANE SE PAHLE ISKI SAZA JAAN LO YARO
BHARI MAHFIL ME YE DIL TOD DIYA JATA HI
DARD BAN JATI HI YAAD FIR US HASINA KI
JISKI CHAHAT ME YE DIL DEEWANA HUA JATA HI.......... .
Rulane Se Pehle Ek Baar Hasaya Hota,
Kasoor kya Tha Is Dil Ka Bataya Hota,
Mili Saja Us Khata Ki Jo Ki Na Hamne,
Kash Us Bewafa Se Dil Na Lagaya Hota
MASOOM CHEHRA NIGAAHEN FAREBI
LABON PE HASNI AUR DIL MEIN DAGA HAI
MILE DOST JISKO YAHAN TERE JAISA
USE DUSHMANON KI ZAROORAT HI KYA HAI
DIL TOD DIYA, KYON ITNA BATA DE
PHIR BAAD MEIN BEWAFA JO CHAAHE MUJHKO SAZA DE
TERI BERUKHI SE PARESHAAN HOON MEIN
NA AAYE SAMAJH MEIN YEH KYA MAAJRA HAI
KYA USKO KAHEN JO KASMON KO BHOOLE
APNO SE KARKE JAFA, GAIRON KI BAAHON MEIN JHOOLE
NAZAR MEIN BASA KE NAZAR PHER LENA
YEH KAISI MOHABBAT YEH KAISI WAFA HAI
JO BHARTA NAHIN WOH ZAKHM DIYA HAI
MUJHKO NAHIN PYAR KO, BADNAAM TUNE KIYA HAI
JISE MAINE POOJA MASEEHA BANA KE
NA THA YEH PATA PATTHARO KA BANA HAi
MILE DOST JISKO YAHAN TERE JAISA
USE DUSHMANON KI ZAROORAT HI KYA HAI
MASOOM CHEHRA
tumhari mast nazar agar idhar nahin hoti,
nashe mein chur fiza is kadar nahin hoti,
unhein ko dekhne ki dil mein aarzuyein hain,
unhein ke aage hi aur unchi nazar nahin hoti
tumhare aane talak humko hosh rehta hai
phir uske baad hame kush hamari khabar nahin hoti....
Kabhi Dil Main Muskura kar Dekhiye,
Hamari Gazal Gunguna Kar Dekhiye,
Hum Bhool Jayenge Aap Ko Ik Sharat Par,
Pehle Aap Hame Bhula Kar Dekhiye
hum jeete har baazi aur mashhoor ho gaye,
teri hansi mein hanse to aansu door ho gaye,
bas ek tere jaise dost ki dosti se,
aaj hum KANCH se KOHINOOR ho gaye....
har ilzaam ka haqdaar wo humein bana jate hain,
har khata ki sazaa wo humein suna jate hain,
hum har baar khamosh reh jate hain,
kyunki wo apna hone ka haq jata jate hain....
Ik Zamaana hua keh rim-jhim barsaat hui
Khushion ki gham ke baadalon se mulaqaat hui
Jaane kabse sulag rahi thi gham ki aag dilon mein,
Pyaar ki kuch boonde padiin tou mehakti raat hui
WAQT TO AATA HAI PHIR CHALA JATA HAI....
ISKA AITBAAR KABHI MAT KARNA...
JO JUDA HOKAR BHI BAR BAAR YAAD AAYE
ITNA PYAAR KABHI KISI SE MAT KARNA
Maza aata hai tumhein satane mein,
Ruthe na koi to maza kya manane mein,
Ek tumhi se to khushi hai zara si,
Warna rakha kya hai is zamane mein.
Bichhadne ka naam na lo, hum tut kar bikhar jayenge
ye sitam na sahan kar payenge
Phir agar Aap lot aye bhi to kya
Jahan ki bhid main kahin hum najar na ayenge
kitne aziyat say uss nay mujh ko bhulaya ho ga
mere yadoon nay ussay khub rulaya ho ga..
baat be-baat aankh uss ki jo chalki hoo gi.......
uss nay chahray ko bazuoon main chupaya ho ga..
soocha hoo ga uss nay din main kaye baar mujhy......
naam hathele par bhe likh likh kay mitaya ho ga..
jahan us nay mera ziker suna hoo ga kisi say......
uss ki aankhoon main koe aansoo tu aya hoo ga..
raat kay bhegnay tak neind na aye ho gi tujhy....... .
tuu nay takeye ko bhe senay say lagaya ho ga..
ho kay nidhal mere yadoon say tuu nay jana.....
mere tasveer pay sar apna tikaya hoo ga..
poocha hoo ga jo kisi nay tere halat ka sabab.....
tuu nay batoon main khub us say chupaya ho ga..
ab kisey dhoondhoon tasavur mein basaney ke liye
chand koi na raha apna bananey ke liye
meri is duniya mein lakhoon hein magar koi nahi
meri tanhaion mein saath nibhaney ke liye
door talak veerana hai,ik khamoshi si chhaayi hai,
phir kyun yeh hawaa mein khushboo hai,shayad teri yaad aai hai,
tamanna thi tere deedar ki,
aaj baadalon ne teri tasveer banaayi hai.
TERE MILNE KI AAS NA HOTI
ZINDAGI YU UDAAS NA HOTI
MIL JAATI JO EK TASVEER TERI
MUJKO TERI TALAASH NA HOTI
Zindagi kuch log yun bhi jeete hain
Har lamha dukh sehte hain, aansu peete hain
Gham ki chaadar lapaite sote hain
kaanton ke bistar pe sote hain
Hogi subha ik din, Dhal jayega gham ka sooraj
iss umeed pe zindagi je jaate hain..
Kya kahein kiyun woh Dil ko lubha gaye
Kuch aise andaaz se woh humein sata gaye
kehne ko baat kuch bhi nahin magar
Dhoondein unhein kahan jo dil ko chura gaye
Pyaar Koi Cheez Nahi, Jise Mehnat Se Haasil Kiya Ja Sake
Pyaar Koi Mukaddar Nahi, Jise Taqdeer Pe Chhoda Ja Sake
Pyaar Ek Yaqeen Hai, Bharosa Hai...
Lekin Yeh Itna Aasaan Nahi, Ki Kisi Pe Bhi Kiya Jaa Sake
Ek Taj Mahal nahi chahiye,
Mujhe aapka pyaar hi chahiye,
Marke mere naam ka Taj Mahal nahi banana,
Sirf apne dil mein meri tasveer tum sajana
Kisi ke dil mein Basna kuch bura to nahi,
Kisi ko dil mein Basana koi khata to nahi,
Gunah ho yeh Zamane ki Nazar mein to kya,
Zamane wale Koi Khuda to nahi !!!
Har shaam kah jaati hai ek kahani ,
har subah le aati hai ek nahi kahani ,
raaste to badalte hai harrdin lekin ,
manzil raha jati hai wahi puraani .
Zindagii Roz Naye Rang Mein Dhal Jaati Hai ,
Kabhii Dushman To Kabhi Dost Nazar Aatii Hai,
Kabhii Chaa Jaye,baras Jaye, Ghata Bemausam ,
Kabhii Ek Boond Ko Bhi Rooh Taras Jaati Hai
Hansi ki Aad mein Ashkon ko pee gayi
Naa jane kis tarah se apne zakhmo ko see gayi
toot kar bikhri, bikhar kar phir tooti
kuch iss hall mein jindagi ko ji gayi
Muskurahat tumhari shayari se milti hai mujhe,
dil ko rahat tumhari shyari se milti hai mujhe,
shayari karna kabhi bhool na jaana kyoki dil ki
dhadkan tumhari shayari se chalti hai
kabhi tum bhi humse baat kar liya karo ,
milne ki fariyaad kar lliya karo ,
ek hum hai jo har baar shuruaat karte hain ,
kabhi tum bhi hume humse pehle yaad kar liya karo , ]
Chand bhi tanha hai, Meri tarah
Is virani raat mein, Qatil ki tarah.
Ankho mein neend nahi Aati
Bistar par para hoon, Kafir ki tarah.
So gaya jag sara
Phir bhi jaag raha hoon, Saki ki tarah.
Dil ki Dhakane, Badhne lagi hai
Kahi tarapkar na toot jaye, Ghungro ki tarah.
Kitni mushkil hai zindgi
Phir bhi kat jayege, Jugnoo ki tarah.
Manzil jitni door hai,
Chahat bhi adhoori hai, Armano ki tarah.
Jitna khud ko samjha maine
Tanha tha, Tanha rah gaya, Khawish ki tarah
gulab ki mehek se zyada madhosh ho tum
sooraj ki chamak se badhkar khoobsurat ho tum
pariyon ne jisey tarasha hai husn ke pathhar se
mere khwabon se janmi pyaar ki woh moorat ho tum
kuch log sitam karne ko taiyaar baithe hain
kuch log magar hum pe dil haar baithe hain
is kasmkas main humse pahchaane nahi jaate
kahan dusman hain aur kaha dost yaar baithe hain
isq ko aag ka dariya hi samjh lijiye huzoor
koi is paar baitha to hum us paar baithe hain
kuon kahta hai ki is sahar main saare hain bewafa
humare saamne do char wafadaar baithe hain
kal tak jinki hasrat thi hume badnaam karne ki
aaj wahi log apne kiye par sarminda baithe hain
duniya se rooth jaane ki khowaish hai humari
kya karen is khowaish par pharedaar baithe hain
Khoon ke saagar oodeltaa hun mai,
Dard aur tees jheltaa hun mai,
Tum samajhte ho sher kehtaa hun mai,
Apne zakhmon se kheltaa hun mai.
Doori to theherti hai magar waqt to nahin,
Samundar to rehte hain wahin, par ashk to nahin.
Khanjar to seene ko chhoo kar phir chale gaya,
Khoon-e-jigar hi hai idhar, koi dard to nahin
Kabhi jajbaat to kabhi yaado ko dafn kia kerte hai, kabhi aansu toh
kabhi dard pia kerte hai, mohtaj toh nhi hum phir bhi, aapke aane ka
intezaar kia kerte hai......... ........
Ab aae ho to phir vohi takraar na karnaa
Phir "zikr-e-siyasat" ka gunah gaar na karnaa
"Cigarette" na nikaalo ke fizaaoN maiN hai khushboo
Barbaad mere phooloN ki mehkaar na karnaa
Naraz na hona meri darkhavast pe hargiz
"Coffee" ke liye aaj to israar na karna
Aao zara saRkoN pe tehl laiN mere saathi
Sardi to hai be shak ,magar,inkaar na karnaa
Yeh raag yeh sangeet mujhe dete haiN lori
Gar sone lagooN to mujhe baidaar na karnaa
khud hi mujhe ehsaas hai apni ghalati kaa
tum apni shikaayat se sharamsaar na karnaa
Daikho mujhe dar lagta hai gussey se tumhare
Tum mujh se khafa ho bhi to izhaar na karnaa
Jate ho to phir "car " ko aahista chalaanaa
Phir tez Khuda ke liye, raftaar na karnaa
Pauch hai hamari chand tak,
yeh tare bhi salaam kiya karte hai,
yeh aasma bhi jhuk jata hai,
jab hum aapko yaad kiya karte hai
Khuda salamat rakhe unko joh humse Nafrat karte hai,
Pyar na sahi, Nafrat hi sahi, Kuchh toh hai,
joh sirf Humse karte hain
Nazar aandaz kaise kare aapko,
Nazaron mein bithaya hain aapko,
yaad aane par roye bhi toh kaise,
darte hain jhuki joh palke toh chubhengi aapko
Mohabbat karne walo ko inkar achha nahi lagta,
Dunia walo ko yeh ikrar achha nahi lagta,
jab tak nahi hoti Ashiq ki Maut,
Haseenao ko pyar sacha nahi lagta ...
Yun toh zindagi mein ajeeb se modh aayenge,
Kabhi Khushi toh Kabhi Gham layenge,
Rakhna hamesha khyaal khud ka,
Kyon ki Aap hasenge toh hum bhi muskurayenge ...
har gali har chorahe par tumhara naam hai,
har gali har chorahe par tumhara naam hai,
upar likha hai chappal chor,
niche 5 rupees inaam hai
Haal-e-dil kuch is tarah hamara hai,
yaad tumhe pal pal har ek pal karte hai,
jab na aaye reply tumhara,
purana message hi padh liya karte hai... ...
Zarurat hi nahi alfaaz ki,
Dosti toh cheez hai bas Ehsaas ki,
paas hote toh manzar hi kuch aur hota,
Dur se bhi khabar hai hame aapki har saans ki
Samajhte thae, magar fir bhi na rakkhi duriyan humne,
Chiragon ko jalane me, jala li ungliyaan humne.
Koi titli hamare pass aati bhi, toh kya aati,
Sajaye umar bhar kagaz ke phool aur pattiyaan hamne.
Yun ghut-ghut ke mar jana, hume manzoor tha lekin,
Kisi kum-zarf par jahir na ki majburiyaan humne.
Hum iss mehfil me bas ek bar sach bole thae,
Zabaan par umar bhar mehsoos ki chingariyan humne.
Samajhte thae, magar fir bhi na rakkhi duriyan humne,
Chiragon ko jalane me jala, li ungliyaan humne
barso baad na jaane kaun kaha hoga,
hum dono me se na jaane kaun kaha hoga,
fir milna hua to milenge khwabo me,
jaise sukhe gulab milte hain kitabo me
nabaz meri dekhkar mujhko ishq ka bimar likh diya,
main kyu na jaun qurbaan us hakim ke,
jisne ilaaz me us ka deedar likh diya
Koi gila, koi shikwa na rahe aapse,
yeh aarzoo hai ki silsila rahe aapse,
bas is baat ki badi umeed hai aapse,
khafa na hona agar hum khafa rehein aapse
2) Wife-'Main maike ja rahi hu,tujhe tallak ki notice bhej dungi!
Husbnd-'Ja ja, mithi-mithi batein karke mujhe khush karne Ki koshish
mat kar
Titliyaa Phoolo Pe Mandraati Hogi,
Bawaro Ka Mann Lubhaati Hogi,
Hum To Tadapte Hai Aapki Yaad Me Pal Pal,
HICHKIYAA To Aapko Bhi Aati Hogi.
aapki yaado k mehek in hawao me hai,Kuchh apnapan sa in fizao me
hai.Khushiya chume aapke kadam hardam,Yehi sapna nigaho me hai.
Bahuth Roya tha main jab mera janam huwa aur hass rahi thi yeh
duniya.Badla lunga ek din maut k samay.Hasta hua jaunga aur royegi
duniya....
Raat ki tanhai se darte hai hum, kagaz ki parchhai se darte hai hum,
Duniya sath chale na chale,tumhari sath ki umeed karte hai hum
In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai...
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL
hai...!
Hasraton Se Hum Aapki Rah Saja Denge, Sapno Ki Daulat Hum Aap par
Luta Denge,
Koi Phool Nahin Aaj Daman Me Lekin,
Apke Ane Par Hum Palke Bicha Denge
Ishq k charche bahut hain, husn ke parche bahut hain,hum ne bhi dekh
liya ishq karke, par kambakht ishq mein kharche bahut hain !!! ('_')
Yu ayino se kab tak dil behlaoge Jab andhera hoga khud ko tanha paoge
Hum jaisa koi dost rahe agar tumhare sath Kasam se umra bhar muskraoge
Dil ke kareeb aa ke wo jab door ho gaye,
Saare haseen khwaab chur-chur ho gye,
Hamne wafa nibhayi toh badnamiyan mili,
Aur jo log bewafa the woh mashoor ho gaye
Taras jaaoge tum mehfil-e-wafaa ke liye,
Kisi se pyaar na karna KHUDAA ke liye,
Jab lagegi ishq ki adalat ek din,
Tum hi chune jaaoge ae zaalim SAZAA ke liye
Kahan aansoo ki yeh sogaat hogi
Naye log honge nayi baat hogi
Main har haal mian muskurata rahunga
Tumhari mohabbat agar sath hogi
Chiragon ko aankhon mein mehfooz rakhna
Bari door tak raat hi raat hogi
Pareshaan hain hum bhi pareshaan ho tum bhi
Chalo mekade mein wahan baat hogi
Chirgon ki lau se sitaron ki zo tak
Tumhain main miloonga jahaan raat hogi
Jahan wadiyon mein naye phool aaye
Humari tumhari mulqaat hogi
Sadaon ko alfaaz milne na paye
Na baadal ghirenge na barsaat hogi
Musafir hain hum bhi musafir ho tum bhi
Kisi more per phir mulaqat hogi
Awaaz nikli dil se humne sunkar kuch likha
kisi ne kaha yeh sher hain kisi ne kaha afsana
Halat ko samaj ne ke liye hota jo koi deewana
Aakar paas baithe jaanta kya hai thukrana.
Tamanna koi bhi mere dil ki poori na hui,
Chahat ka koi afsana na bana,
Aaj phir chali gayi zindagi nazron ke saamne se,
Aur usse baat karne ka koi bahana na bana
Main nahi khud ke liye,hoon main zamane ke liye
Khud ko zakhm de dekar auron ko hassane ke liye
Humne kya kya na kiya tere chale jaane ke baad
Tujhe hi yaad kiya tujhko bhulaane ke liye
Waqt ne sari kahani hi badal dali,
Pyar ka naam jo aata hai to dar lagta hai,
Zakham kuch aise bhi apno ne diye hai mujhko,
Ab koi haath milata hai to dar lagta hai
Wada to nahi karte dosti nibhaynge,
Koshish yahi rahegi apko nahi satayenge,
Zarurat pade to dilse pukarna,
Marte bhi honge to mohlat lekar aayenge
Na kar talaash kisi ki aye dost,
Kismat ka likha tujhe mil hi jaayega,
Mehanat kitni bhi karle koi ujaadne ki,
Pyaar ka phool ek din khil hi jaayega ...
Mere sapnon ki khwahish hai,
Teri aankh ka har aansoon meri aankhon se gire,
Meri muskurahat ki kali tere labon pe khile,
Meri raaton ki neend teri aankhon mein mile,
Hum zindagi mein khush rahen na rahen,
Aapko duniya ki har khushi mile.
Dard kya hota hai bataayenge kisi roz
Haale-e-dil tumko sunaayenge kisi roz
Thi unki yeh zidd ke main jaaun unko manaane
Mujhko yeh vaham tha woh bulaayenge kisi roz
Jaan De Denge Agar ek Ishaara Kar De
Hum Use Apne Liye Bhi Na Bacha Ke Rakhenge
Sab Hata denge Teri Raah Ki Rukawat Humdam
Ghar Ke Darwaze Ko Har Waqt Khula Rakhenge
Unki Har Baat Ko Bhule Se Na Bhoolenge Kabhi
Unki Yadoon Ko Bhi Seene Se Laga Rakhenge
Toot Bhi Jaayegi Umeed Jo Tere Aane Ki
Ek Diya Phir Bhi Hawaaon Mein Jala Rakhenge
Mujhe khabar hai wohi ek baat likh doonga
Tumhare husn ko char chand likh doonga
Tumhari aankhen jo sharma kar kahengi mujh se
Tumhare honton pe wo dil ki baat likh doon ga
Tumhain baitha ke apni aankhon ke saamne jaana
Nikalte chand ki qismat mein maat likh doonga
Kisi ghata se kaho, Hum ko ab utha le jaaye
Ke Umer Beet gayee hum ko jalte huye
Yahan to kuch bhi nahin hai siwaye kaanton ke
Kahan tak aa gaye hum is raaste par chalte huye
Bheegi Huyi Aankho Ka Ye Manzar Na Milega,
Ghar Chor Ke Na Jao Kahin Ghar Na Milega,
Phir Yaad Bahut Aayegi Julfo Ki Ghani Sham,
Jab Dhoop Me Saya Koi Sar Par Na Milega !
Zindagi dene vale marta chod gye,
Apnapan jtane vale tanha chod gye,
Jab padi zarurat hume apne humsafar ki
Vo saath chalne vale apna rasta hi mod gaye
Ashqon se nahi bujhte shole dard-e-pyar ke,
Maut bhali aise lambe intezar se,
Marte hain roz bina dedar-e-yar ke,
Tanhahii achhi thi us BEWAFA ke pyar se
Tumhari najar se najar mil jaye tou dil bechain ho jaata hai...
kya kahein hum apne is deewanepan ko jo tumhari har adaa pe fida hua
jaata hai..
jab muskurate ho tou gumm judai ka khatm hua jaata hai...
tumhari chahne ki mujhe vo chahat mera vajood banta jaata hai...
sochti hoon is haseen khaab ko kab badlega waqt hakikat mein
ke tu mujhse door ho kar bhi kareeb hue jaata hai....
humne to unki raah mein nazarein bichadi thi,
apne har pal mein unki yaad bitha di thi,
hum kya jaante thhe ke woh bhi isi dunaiya ke niklenge,
ki humari khushi ko bhi ek mazak bana denge...
Socha tha duniya mei ek rishta matlabi nahi hota,
jo rishta dosti ka hai khokla nahi hota,
khokle insaan se dosti na karna,
nahi to zindagi ka matlab dosti nahi hota.
Kavi ki kavita mai sarangi ke tar bajte hai,
shayar ki shayari me chand sitare sajte hai,
baagon ke pholon par gun gun bhaware hi gunte hai,
bewafa ki bewafai main gum-e-halat mai dil hamare jalte hai
Dil se bolun baat main sachi,
HUM TUM ek daal ke panchi,
Dosti hamari yeh hogi na kachi,
Teri photo se toh meri negative aachui .!
Mat ranj kar ae dil, agar tujh par gam ki raat hai.
Phir wahi aayenge din, do-chaar din ki baat hai.
Kashti bahti hai kinare ki talash me,
Log milte hai pyar ki aas me,
Hum roz milte nahin milte aapse magar ,
kuch waqt zarur bitate hai aapke yaad me ...
DEKHA TUMKO JABSE HE...
YE BAAT IS DIL MEIN TAB SE HE...
MILJAYE MUJHKO PYAR TERA...
PHIR MANGNA KUCH NA RAB SE HE...
Aapki dosti ko ehsan mante hai,
jawab dena imaan mante hain,
woh aur honge joh dosti me jaan dete hain,
hum toh dosti ko hi apni jaan mante hain
bahut hi mushkil thi ghadi wo judai ki
hum puja karte rahe un ki parchhai ki
humne unhe basaya apne dil mein
aur woh intezaar karte rahe rihai ki ...
woh Yadeein hamari satane lage
reh reh ke tanhaiyooo mein aane lage
jo apna samajh ke diya usko ye dil
woh sukhe mein dariya bahane lage
tootne se hi sub khatam hota,
to aaj duniya mein insaano ki kami hoti,
bikhar kar bhi jeeya jata hai yahaan,
warna aaj yahaan shayaro ki mehefil na jami hoti!
Mahfil me teri mai roya jab , ..
Aanso hi nahi nikle dil bhi roya tha, ..
Tu to ker gaya bewafai hum se, ..
Mera dil aab bhi teri yado me khoya tha ..
nashe mein dube hai kuch iss tarah,
ab na koi labz hai na koi taal hai...
dekhta tha jiss chehre ko nazar meri,
ab to samne sirf ek sukha gulab hai...
har baagh ke phool ko murjana hota hai,
sukh ke saath yaha gum bhi pana hota hai,
zindagi rukh nahin jati ek rang ke jane se,
kho kar bhi har rang ko apnana hota hai!!
Teer teri nazron ke aaj hum sinay pe kha ke dekhnge
Mahobaat ke dard par char aask hum baha kar dekhenge
aap luto hamein khubsurati se hum lutne ka fasana dekhnege
tere isq ki mahfil aaj hum bhi taqdir aazma kar dekhenge.
Tera pyar hi to hai mera sahara
Dekhta hun teri najro se her kinara
Jo ho sath tera to kuch bhi mai kar jaaoo
tu kahe to asmaan ko dharati per le aau
dil mei tera pyar ke phool khiltein hai
milati hai zindagi, jab hum tumse miltein hai
Bare sambhal kar rakhe the kadam humne,
unke saaye ko bhi bachaane ke liye.
par aaj apna hi saaya saath chor gaya,
humein tanhai ka ehsaas dilaane ke liye.
lab pe aati hai dua banke tamanna meri
tamanna kya hai bas khushi hai teri
ye dil tera hai ab, tu jahan bhi rahe
har pal mohobbat bayaan karega ye meri
Mere Khawabon Ka Her Naksh Mita De Koi,
Sookeh Patton Ka Bacha Dher Jala De Koi,
Meri Pehchan Ka Ek Shakhs Sisi Shahar Main Hai ,
Main Abhi Zinda Hoon Use Jaker Bata De Koi.
Chale jaoge beshak merei zindagi se,
magar is dil se kis tarah jaoge,
ayegi jab meri yaad to aansu bahaoge,
chagoge mujhse milna par mil nahi paoge,
puchega koi mere baare me to, galti meri bataoge,
honge teri mehfil me sabhi,magar hume nahi paoge,
mehfil me rehkar b tanho ho jaoge,
sochoge jab mere baare me to phir pachtaoge,
meri nazar me hamesha bewafa kehlaoge
Zindagi ke tufaano ka saahil hai aapki dosti,
Dil ke armaano ki manzil hai aapki dosti,
zindagi bann jaayegi jannat,
agar maut aane tak saath rahe aapki dosti
Dil ke Kone se Ek Aawaz Aati hai,
Hame Har Pal Unki Yaad Aati hai,
Dil Puchta hai Baar Baar humse,
Jinhe hum Yaad Karte hai,
Kya Unhe Bhi Kabhi Hamari Yaad Aati hai ...
Har Raat chandni raat nahi hoti,
har Dost me aap jaisi baat nahi hoti,
Na jaane KHUDA hame kya saza de raha hai,
joh aaj kal aapse mulakat nahi hoti
Kahan Koi Esa Mila Jispe Dil Luta Dete.
Har Ek Ne Dhoka Diya Kis KIs Ko Bhula Dete.
Apne Dil Ka Dard Dil Me HI Dabaye Rakhe He.
Karte Bayan To Mehfil Ko Rula Dete
main dooba to kinare pe khadi thi duniya,
hasne walo me mera muqaddar bhi tha,
ro raha tha jo janaze se lipat kar mere,
kaise keh doo k wohi mera qatil tha. ...
woh na aaye par unki yaad aa kar wafa kar gayi,
rahi tamanna har waqt milne ki mere aman sakun tabah kar gayi,
dar par aahat suni kai baar socha asarr dua kar gayi,
darwaza khola to koi nahi tha mazak humare saath hawa kar gayi.
ae mere jamaza uthane walo,
dekhna koi bewafa paas na ho,
agar ho to use kehna,
aaj khushi ka mauka hai udaas na ho,
Phir chupke se yaad aa gaya koi,
In hasti hui aakhon ko phir rulaa gaya koi,
Kaise Shukriya aada Karen uska,
Hum jaiso ko bhi YAAD kar gaya koi. ...
Dekhlo awaaz dekhar pass apne paoge,
Aaoge tanha par Tanha na jaoge,
Dur reh kar bhi tum par hai nazar meri,
Thaam lenge hath, jab bhi thokar khaoge
Aapki Tharif Hum Kare,
Itni Meri Shayary Mai Shabd Kahan,
Khuda Ne Khubsurathi Jo Aapko Di,
Itni Khubi Phulon Main Kahan.
Itna Muskara Kar Na Dekha Ki Jiye,
Ki Zamana Jal Jayega,
Aapke Ek Muskurahat Ke Liye,
Suraj Dhalna Bhool Jayega.
Ek Bar Humse Bhi Dil Lagakar Dekho,
Dil Main Aap Ki Taswir Hai,
Dil Hi Dil Main Pata Chal Jayega,
Humko Aapse Kitna Prem Hai.
Dil Main Hai Yadain Tere,
Aakhon Main Tera Chehra Hai,
Kaise Bandh Karloon Aankhe,
Tujhe Kho Dene Ka Dar Lagtha Hai.
Woh Chehra Harpal Yaad Aaye,
Tanhai Mai Dil Tadsaye,
Sirf Ek Awaz Soone Ko Dil Taraz Jaye,
Jab Bhi Aap Humse Dur Chali Jaye.
Khushbu teri Dosti ki muje mehka jati hai.
Teri har baat mujhe behka jaati hai,
Saas toh bahut der leti hai aane me
har saas se pehle Teri yaad aa jati hai
aaj hum unhe bewafa bata k aaye hai,
unke diye hue khat paani me baha k aaye hai,
koi nikaal k padd na le, is liye
paani me bhi aag laga kar aaye hai. ...
Lehro se milkar na woh beh sake na hum,
ek duje ke Dil me na woh reh sake na hum,
jeet lete aasma ek din lekin, palkon ke khamoshi ko
hoto se na woh keh sake na hum
Kabhi pass aa gaye,
kabhi dur ho gaye,
unhone ek baar bhi mudkar na dekha hume,
par hum unke liye bewafa zarur ho gaye,
kya galti hui humse hum puchte rahe,
aur woh kehte rahe hum majhbur ho gaye,
hum mangte rahe dua unki khushiyon ki,
woh hume chodh kisi aur ki ankho ke noor ho gaye,
woh sochte rahe k khush hai hum,
par hum tut kar andar tak chakna chur ho gaye,
mujhe pyar karne ki mili itni badi saza
aur woh hume maarkar bhi bekasur ho gaye
hum jee rahe the unka naam lekar,
vo gujarte the hamara salaam lekar,
ek din vo keh gaye bhula da humko,h
umne pucha kaise? vo chale gaye hath mein jaam dekar
Koi kehta hai zindagi zeher hoti hai,
Koi kehta hai zindagi kehar hoti hai,
hum kehta hai joh tadapti rahi sada kinare ke liye,
zindagi ek aisi lehar hoti hai\
Hasrat hai sirf aapko hasane ki,
aur koi khwaish nahi is begane ki.
Shikwa mujhe aapse nahi, khuda se hai, \
kya zarurat thi tumhe itna pyara banane ki
Tanha ho kabhi toh mujhe dhund lena,
is Dunia se nahi Apne Dil se puch lena.
Aapke aas pass hi kahi rehte hai hum,
Yaadon se nahi toh saath guzare lamho se puch lena
Dil tuta toh ek awaaz aayi,
Cheer ke dhekha toh ek cheez nikal aayi,
Socha kya hoga is khali Dil me,
Pani se dhokar dekha toh aap ki tasveer nazar aayi
Khuli ankhon se dekha umar bhar ek aisa khwab jo apna na tha,
Hai aaj tak wo shakhs dil me jo us waqt bhi mera na tha.... ...
kaanch ko chahat thi patthar paane ki,
ek pal me fir tutkar bikhar jaane ki,
chahat bus itni thi us deewane ki,
apne tukdo me tasvir uski saajane ki,
Duniya me aane wale b kam na honge,
duniya se jaane wale b kam na honge,
suni reh jayegi aapki mehfil,
jab aapki mehfil me hum naa honge,
aaj bhi kai sawaal hai is dil me,
pyar ka gham bezubaan hai is dil me,
kuch keh nahi paata ye dil magar,
us bewafa k liye aaj b pyaar hai is dil me,
Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From India, Bangalore
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JAB AAPKO YAAD KARTE HAIN, TO THODA RO LETE HAIN,
JAB THODA ROTE HAIN TO AANKHO KO BAND KAR LETE HAIN,
JAB AANKHO KO BAND KARTE HAIN TO AAPKO PAA LETE HAIN
Dard aur gam ka apno se paya sila,
Bewafai gale se lagate rahe...
Chahat se siharta raha tanbadan,
Hum akele me aansu bahate rahe....
wo saamny aae
Wo samne aye to nazron ko jhukaa loon gaa
Dekhoon gaa nahi phir bhi tasweer bana loon gaa
Aana ho to aa jao ruswayee nahi ho geeDekhe ga
nahi koi palkon main chupa loon gaa
Jo ham per guzarni hai ik bar guzar jaye
Her gham ki tarha tujh ko seene se laga loon gaa
Weeran agar dil ho ankhon main andhera ho
Yaadon ke diye apni palkon main saja loon gaa
Manzoor agar ho gee ruswayee teree mujh ko
Main beth ke sahil se toofaan utha loon gaa
Naraaz agar wo hain mere nasheman se,
Main apnay nasheman ke tinkon ko hata loon gaa
Kyon mujh se khafa ho ker wo door gaye
Baanhon main wo aa jayain main un ko mana loon gaa
Saza dene wale raza puchte hai....
Jeene ki hum se wajah puchte hai....
Dete hai khud hi zeher hume....
Aur aakar fir kitna hua hai asar puchte hai
Kissi ke waade par zindagi tabah kar baithe....
Diwangi me ye kaisa gunah kar baithe....
Ek CHAND ki aarzoo ke liye....
Hum apni hasin raaton ko `FANAAH` kar baithe.... *
Wo dhundte rahe hume Dagar-Dagar. ...
Shayad unhe humari talash thi....
Par afsoos jis kabar par the unke kadam....
Ussi me humari laash thiv
Apni Dhadkano ki aawaz suni hai maine....
Apni aankhon se koi baat kahi hai maine....
Bas ek didaar ke liye khud ko sambhale baithe hai....
Naa jaane ishq me kaun si raah chuni hai maine.
Koi rok naa paayi jise lambi dagar bhi....
Ab thaka deta usse zara sa safar bhi....
Mehfil na sahi tanhai to milti hai....
Milna na sahi judaii to milti hai....
Kaun kehta hai pyaar me kuch nahi milta....
Wafa na sahi be-wafaii to milti hai
fir aake chale jaana, ik baar chale aao
surat to dikha jaao, ik baar chale aao
tumko mere geeton ka sangeet bulata hai
kuch geet mere sun lo kuch apne suna jaao
jo tum bulaayeN fir tum shauk se mat aana
kis baat pe roothe ho itna to bata jaao
kya dil ke tadapne ka ehsaas nahin tumko
ab jaan pe ban aayi lillah chale aao
duniya kisi ke pyaar meiN jaanat se kam nahi
ik dilruba hai dil meiN jo gooroN se kam nahiN
tum baadshaah-e- husn ho husn-e-jahaan
hojaane wafa ho aur mohaabat ki shaan
hojalwe tumhare husn ke taaroN se kam nahin
duniya kisi ke pyaar meiN jaanat se kam nahiN
bhoole se mushkuraaO to moti baras pa
Depalke utha ke dekho to kaliyaan bhi has paDe
khusboo tumhaari zulf ki phoolon se kam nahin
duniya kisi ke pyaar meiN jaanat se kam nahiN
ye tera naazuk badan hai, ya koi mehka gulaab
kya karoon taarif, teri har adaa hai laajawab
kyoon na ye dil tumko chaahe, husn se bhi tum ho haseen
paaOn padte hain jahan pe, phool khil jaate hain wahin
jaan le lega hamaari ik na ik din ye sab
aabye tera naazuk badan hai, ya koi mehka gulaab
ruk gaye saawan ke baadal, zulf jab chehre pe paDi ho
dekh le jo unko shaayad, bhool jaaye wo shaayari
sang-e-marmar ka badan hai, ya kisi shaayar ka khwaab
Khwaab rehte the jo kabhi palkoN pe,
Moti bankar aankhoN se jhhaR gaye.
Daav par hote hain dil o jaan yahaan,
Ulfat ke ye saude mehenge paR gaye.
Dhundhle raaste, manzil bhi anjaani si..
Rukte kadam phir aage baR gaye.
Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein.
Aap bhi bhool jaoge do-chaar mulakaton mein.
Lekin humse bachkar kahan jaoge.
Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai mere haton me
Izaajat aap de, toe tarif mei aapki, kuch hum farmaye,Mahobbat aap de,
toe ush dil ke, thoda karib hum aaye,
Aapke khatim banke aapke har farman ko apnaye,
Sikayat gar aap kare, toe dil ki dhadkan,
kanhi tham na jaye...Na jeet hui,
na haari baazi humne..Kabhi khudse,
kabhi kismat se laR gaye
Koi dikha ke roye koi chhupa ke roye
hame rulaane waale hame rula ke roye
marne ka mazaa to tab hai yaaro
jab kaatil bhi khud janaaze pe hamare roye
Be-Aetebaar waqt pe Jhunjla ke ro parey
Kho ke kabhi ussey tou kabhi Paa ke ro parey
Kab tak kissi ke soug mein rouein gey umer bhur
Hum khud ko kitni baar yeh samjha ke ro parey
Mujhey Yaqeen tou nahin magar Yahi sach hai
Mein terey waastey Umrein guzaar sakta hoon
Yahi nahin ke tujhey jeetney ki khawaahish hai
Mein terey waastey khud ko bhi haar sakta hoon
Uski Ankhon Ki Deewani Hoon,
Uski Muskaan Ki Mein Shamma Hoon,
Har Pal Mujhko Itna Satata Hai,
Phir Bhi Dil Aur Jaan Se Mein Uski Ashqi Hoon
Vo saaz nahi jisme sargam nahi,
vo jawani nahi jisme humdum nahi,
O sapno mein khushi ko dhoonde wale,
vo zindagi nahi jisme gam nahi
Na jaane tum pe itna yakin kyon hai?
Tera khayal bhi itna haseen kyon hai?
Suna hai Pyar ka dard meetha hota hai;
to aankh se nikla ye aansu namkeen kyon hai
Jisne na ki mohabbat woh jazbaton ko kya jaane...
Jo na ho jazbaat to shayari ka sabab kya jaane...
Shayari aksar haal-e-dil bayan karti hai...
Do char tukde jod ke tukbandi karne wala kya jaane..."
Ye jo ladkiyon ke gaal hote hai,
ladko ko phasane vale jaal hoote hai,
choose leti hai khoon jigar ka,
tabi to hont unke laal hote hai.
Dosti nazaro se ho to ouse kudrat kehte hi,
Sitaron se ho to ouse jannat kehte hi,
Husn se to ouse mohabbat kehte hi,
aur aap se ho to ouse Kismat kehte hi.
Ea sarab jo hai sab hasino ke naam,
Nehito kaisey ban payega ek aisi sham,
Us aisi sham mey tum na rahogey,
To kaisey dengey us sham ko koi anjaam .......
Tanhayi to aur ek tanhayio ko dost banatey hai,
Dost jo dosti ki kasam nibhatey hai,
Eh dost tu mujhe chor na jana
Hum to apna sarey gham tujpey utaar detey hai
Khamosh the hum to magroor samaj liya ,
chup hai hum to majbur samaj liya ,
yahi aapki galti hai ke
hum karib the aur dur samaj liya
Aaj fir tum nazar nahi aaye ,
fir tamanna ke ful murzaye ,
jane kin galiyo me kho gaye ho tum ,
hum to police station se pagal khane tak dhundh aaye
Khud ki mohhabat fanah kon karenga ,
sab nek banenge to gunah kon karenga ,
aye khuda mere bewafa dost ko salamat rakhana ,
warna meri maut ki dua kon karenga
Dil armano se houseful hai ,
poore honge ya nahi yeh doutfull hai ,
is duniya me har cheez wonderfull hai ,
per zindgi aap jaise logo se hi beauty full hai
Mere dil ka dard kisne dekha hai ,
hame to bas khuda ne hi tadapte dekha hai ,
hum tanhai me bethake rote he ,
par logo ne hame her woqt haste hue dekha hai ,
Bikte hai gum husn ke bazaar ,
me lakho dard chipte hai ek chote se inkar me ,
ho jao ager jamane se khafa ,
to swagat hai hamari dosti ke darbar me
Tanha rehna to seek liya hamne ,
par khush na kabhi reh payenge ,
teri duri to phir bhi she leta hai yeh dil ,
par teri dosti ke bin na jee payenge
Khamosh rehne lage ho ,
intzar kiska karne lage ho ,
yakinan kisise ho gayi hai mohhabat,
tabhi bina baat ke hi muskurane lage ho
Hawa me taas ka ghar nahi banata ,
rone se bigda muqadder nahi banta ,
duniya jitney ka hausla rakho yaro ,
ek jeet ya har se koi sikander aur fakir nahi banta
Dekhate hai aaj us rah ki virania ,
yaro ke sang kati jahan kitni tanhaiya ,
guzara who daur bichad gaye dost ,
sath reh gayi to bas un lamho ki kahaniya
Lafz aap do geet hum banayenge ,
manzil aap pao rasta hum banayenge ,
khush aap raho khusiya hum lutayenge ,
aap bas dost bane raho dosti hum dil se nibhayenge
Roz kisi ka intzar hota hai ,
roz ye dil bekrar hota hai
kaash ke koi samajh pata ki
chup rehne walon ko bhi kisi se pyar hota hai
Aasma ke tare aksar poochte hai humse ,
kya tumhe aaj bhi intzar hai uske laut ane ka ,
or ye dil muskara ke kehta hai ,
mujhe to ab tak yakin nahi hota unke chale jane ka
Gungunatey Huye Aanchal Ki Hawa Dey Mujh Ko
Ungliyaan Pheir Kar Baloun Mein Sula Dey Mujh Ko
Jiss Trah Faaltu Guldaan Parey Rehtey Hein
Apney Ghar Key Kisi Koney Sey Laga Dey Mujh Ko
Yaad Kar Key Mujhay Takleef Hi Hotti Ho Gi
Eik Qissa Houn Purana Sa Bhula Dey Mujh Ko
Doubtey Doubtey Aawaz Teri Sun Jaoun
Akhri Baar Tu Sahil Sey Sada Dey Mujh Ko
Main Tery Hijar Mein Chup Chap Na Mar JAoun Kahein
Main Houn Saktey Mein Kabhi Aaa Kar Rula Dey Mujh Ko
Dekh Main Ho Gya Houn Badnaam Kitboun Ki Trah
Meri Tashheer Na Kar Ab To Jala Dey Mujh Ko
Roothna Tera Meri Jaan Liye Jata HAi
Aisy Naraz Na Ho,Hans K Dikha Dey Mujh Ko
Aur Kuch Nahein Manga Meray MAlik Tujh Sey
Us Ki Galiyoun Ki Khak Bana Dey Mujh Ko
Log Kehtey Hein K Yeh Ishq Nighal Jata HAi
Main Bhi Is Ishq Mein Aya Houn,Duaa De Mujh Ko
Yahi Auqaat Hai Meri Teray Jeevan Mein
Koi Kamzore Sa Lamha Houn,Bhula De Mujh Ko
Dekha Jidhar Yeh Payaa, Aalam Hijaab Ka
Jaali Ko Naam De Diya, Humne Niqaaab Ka
Dukh Ki Tabash Hai, Dharkanain Tanhaiyan Bhi Hain
Yeh Zindagi Hai Jaise, Din Ho Hisaab Ka
DIL LAGANE SE PAHLE ISKI SAZA JAAN LO YARO
BHARI MAHFIL ME YE DIL TOD DIYA JATA HI
DARD BAN JATI HI YAAD FIR US HASINA KI
JISKI CHAHAT ME YE DIL DEEWANA HUA JATA HI.......... .
Rulane Se Pehle Ek Baar Hasaya Hota,
Kasoor kya Tha Is Dil Ka Bataya Hota,
Mili Saja Us Khata Ki Jo Ki Na Hamne,
Kash Us Bewafa Se Dil Na Lagaya Hota
MASOOM CHEHRA NIGAAHEN FAREBI
LABON PE HASNI AUR DIL MEIN DAGA HAI
MILE DOST JISKO YAHAN TERE JAISA
USE DUSHMANON KI ZAROORAT HI KYA HAI
DIL TOD DIYA, KYON ITNA BATA DE
PHIR BAAD MEIN BEWAFA JO CHAAHE MUJHKO SAZA DE
TERI BERUKHI SE PARESHAAN HOON MEIN
NA AAYE SAMAJH MEIN YEH KYA MAAJRA HAI
KYA USKO KAHEN JO KASMON KO BHOOLE
APNO SE KARKE JAFA, GAIRON KI BAAHON MEIN JHOOLE
NAZAR MEIN BASA KE NAZAR PHER LENA
YEH KAISI MOHABBAT YEH KAISI WAFA HAI
JO BHARTA NAHIN WOH ZAKHM DIYA HAI
MUJHKO NAHIN PYAR KO, BADNAAM TUNE KIYA HAI
JISE MAINE POOJA MASEEHA BANA KE
NA THA YEH PATA PATTHARO KA BANA HAi
MILE DOST JISKO YAHAN TERE JAISA
USE DUSHMANON KI ZAROORAT HI KYA HAI
MASOOM CHEHRA
tumhari mast nazar agar idhar nahin hoti,
nashe mein chur fiza is kadar nahin hoti,
unhein ko dekhne ki dil mein aarzuyein hain,
unhein ke aage hi aur unchi nazar nahin hoti
tumhare aane talak humko hosh rehta hai
phir uske baad hame kush hamari khabar nahin hoti....
Kabhi Dil Main Muskura kar Dekhiye,
Hamari Gazal Gunguna Kar Dekhiye,
Hum Bhool Jayenge Aap Ko Ik Sharat Par,
Pehle Aap Hame Bhula Kar Dekhiye
hum jeete har baazi aur mashhoor ho gaye,
teri hansi mein hanse to aansu door ho gaye,
bas ek tere jaise dost ki dosti se,
aaj hum KANCH se KOHINOOR ho gaye....
har ilzaam ka haqdaar wo humein bana jate hain,
har khata ki sazaa wo humein suna jate hain,
hum har baar khamosh reh jate hain,
kyunki wo apna hone ka haq jata jate hain....
Ik Zamaana hua keh rim-jhim barsaat hui
Khushion ki gham ke baadalon se mulaqaat hui
Jaane kabse sulag rahi thi gham ki aag dilon mein,
Pyaar ki kuch boonde padiin tou mehakti raat hui
WAQT TO AATA HAI PHIR CHALA JATA HAI....
ISKA AITBAAR KABHI MAT KARNA...
JO JUDA HOKAR BHI BAR BAAR YAAD AAYE
ITNA PYAAR KABHI KISI SE MAT KARNA
Maza aata hai tumhein satane mein,
Ruthe na koi to maza kya manane mein,
Ek tumhi se to khushi hai zara si,
Warna rakha kya hai is zamane mein.
Bichhadne ka naam na lo, hum tut kar bikhar jayenge
ye sitam na sahan kar payenge
Phir agar Aap lot aye bhi to kya
Jahan ki bhid main kahin hum najar na ayenge
kitne aziyat say uss nay mujh ko bhulaya ho ga
mere yadoon nay ussay khub rulaya ho ga..
baat be-baat aankh uss ki jo chalki hoo gi.......
uss nay chahray ko bazuoon main chupaya ho ga..
soocha hoo ga uss nay din main kaye baar mujhy......
naam hathele par bhe likh likh kay mitaya ho ga..
jahan us nay mera ziker suna hoo ga kisi say......
uss ki aankhoon main koe aansoo tu aya hoo ga..
raat kay bhegnay tak neind na aye ho gi tujhy....... .
tuu nay takeye ko bhe senay say lagaya ho ga..
ho kay nidhal mere yadoon say tuu nay jana.....
mere tasveer pay sar apna tikaya hoo ga..
poocha hoo ga jo kisi nay tere halat ka sabab.....
tuu nay batoon main khub us say chupaya ho ga..
ab kisey dhoondhoon tasavur mein basaney ke liye
chand koi na raha apna bananey ke liye
meri is duniya mein lakhoon hein magar koi nahi
meri tanhaion mein saath nibhaney ke liye
door talak veerana hai,ik khamoshi si chhaayi hai,
phir kyun yeh hawaa mein khushboo hai,shayad teri yaad aai hai,
tamanna thi tere deedar ki,
aaj baadalon ne teri tasveer banaayi hai.
TERE MILNE KI AAS NA HOTI
ZINDAGI YU UDAAS NA HOTI
MIL JAATI JO EK TASVEER TERI
MUJKO TERI TALAASH NA HOTI
Zindagi kuch log yun bhi jeete hain
Har lamha dukh sehte hain, aansu peete hain
Gham ki chaadar lapaite sote hain
kaanton ke bistar pe sote hain
Hogi subha ik din, Dhal jayega gham ka sooraj
iss umeed pe zindagi je jaate hain..
Kya kahein kiyun woh Dil ko lubha gaye
Kuch aise andaaz se woh humein sata gaye
kehne ko baat kuch bhi nahin magar
Dhoondein unhein kahan jo dil ko chura gaye
Pyaar Koi Cheez Nahi, Jise Mehnat Se Haasil Kiya Ja Sake
Pyaar Koi Mukaddar Nahi, Jise Taqdeer Pe Chhoda Ja Sake
Pyaar Ek Yaqeen Hai, Bharosa Hai...
Lekin Yeh Itna Aasaan Nahi, Ki Kisi Pe Bhi Kiya Jaa Sake
Ek Taj Mahal nahi chahiye,
Mujhe aapka pyaar hi chahiye,
Marke mere naam ka Taj Mahal nahi banana,
Sirf apne dil mein meri tasveer tum sajana
Kisi ke dil mein Basna kuch bura to nahi,
Kisi ko dil mein Basana koi khata to nahi,
Gunah ho yeh Zamane ki Nazar mein to kya,
Zamane wale Koi Khuda to nahi !!!
Har shaam kah jaati hai ek kahani ,
har subah le aati hai ek nahi kahani ,
raaste to badalte hai harrdin lekin ,
manzil raha jati hai wahi puraani .
Zindagii Roz Naye Rang Mein Dhal Jaati Hai ,
Kabhii Dushman To Kabhi Dost Nazar Aatii Hai,
Kabhii Chaa Jaye,baras Jaye, Ghata Bemausam ,
Kabhii Ek Boond Ko Bhi Rooh Taras Jaati Hai
Hansi ki Aad mein Ashkon ko pee gayi
Naa jane kis tarah se apne zakhmo ko see gayi
toot kar bikhri, bikhar kar phir tooti
kuch iss hall mein jindagi ko ji gayi
Muskurahat tumhari shayari se milti hai mujhe,
dil ko rahat tumhari shyari se milti hai mujhe,
shayari karna kabhi bhool na jaana kyoki dil ki
dhadkan tumhari shayari se chalti hai
kabhi tum bhi humse baat kar liya karo ,
milne ki fariyaad kar lliya karo ,
ek hum hai jo har baar shuruaat karte hain ,
kabhi tum bhi hume humse pehle yaad kar liya karo , ]
Chand bhi tanha hai, Meri tarah
Is virani raat mein, Qatil ki tarah.
Ankho mein neend nahi Aati
Bistar par para hoon, Kafir ki tarah.
So gaya jag sara
Phir bhi jaag raha hoon, Saki ki tarah.
Dil ki Dhakane, Badhne lagi hai
Kahi tarapkar na toot jaye, Ghungro ki tarah.
Kitni mushkil hai zindgi
Phir bhi kat jayege, Jugnoo ki tarah.
Manzil jitni door hai,
Chahat bhi adhoori hai, Armano ki tarah.
Jitna khud ko samjha maine
Tanha tha, Tanha rah gaya, Khawish ki tarah
gulab ki mehek se zyada madhosh ho tum
sooraj ki chamak se badhkar khoobsurat ho tum
pariyon ne jisey tarasha hai husn ke pathhar se
mere khwabon se janmi pyaar ki woh moorat ho tum
kuch log sitam karne ko taiyaar baithe hain
kuch log magar hum pe dil haar baithe hain
is kasmkas main humse pahchaane nahi jaate
kahan dusman hain aur kaha dost yaar baithe hain
isq ko aag ka dariya hi samjh lijiye huzoor
koi is paar baitha to hum us paar baithe hain
kuon kahta hai ki is sahar main saare hain bewafa
humare saamne do char wafadaar baithe hain
kal tak jinki hasrat thi hume badnaam karne ki
aaj wahi log apne kiye par sarminda baithe hain
duniya se rooth jaane ki khowaish hai humari
kya karen is khowaish par pharedaar baithe hain
Khoon ke saagar oodeltaa hun mai,
Dard aur tees jheltaa hun mai,
Tum samajhte ho sher kehtaa hun mai,
Apne zakhmon se kheltaa hun mai.
Doori to theherti hai magar waqt to nahin,
Samundar to rehte hain wahin, par ashk to nahin.
Khanjar to seene ko chhoo kar phir chale gaya,
Khoon-e-jigar hi hai idhar, koi dard to nahin
Kabhi jajbaat to kabhi yaado ko dafn kia kerte hai, kabhi aansu toh
kabhi dard pia kerte hai, mohtaj toh nhi hum phir bhi, aapke aane ka
intezaar kia kerte hai......... ........
Ab aae ho to phir vohi takraar na karnaa
Phir "zikr-e-siyasat" ka gunah gaar na karnaa
"Cigarette" na nikaalo ke fizaaoN maiN hai khushboo
Barbaad mere phooloN ki mehkaar na karnaa
Naraz na hona meri darkhavast pe hargiz
"Coffee" ke liye aaj to israar na karna
Aao zara saRkoN pe tehl laiN mere saathi
Sardi to hai be shak ,magar,inkaar na karnaa
Yeh raag yeh sangeet mujhe dete haiN lori
Gar sone lagooN to mujhe baidaar na karnaa
khud hi mujhe ehsaas hai apni ghalati kaa
tum apni shikaayat se sharamsaar na karnaa
Daikho mujhe dar lagta hai gussey se tumhare
Tum mujh se khafa ho bhi to izhaar na karnaa
Jate ho to phir "car " ko aahista chalaanaa
Phir tez Khuda ke liye, raftaar na karnaa
Pauch hai hamari chand tak,
yeh tare bhi salaam kiya karte hai,
yeh aasma bhi jhuk jata hai,
jab hum aapko yaad kiya karte hai
Khuda salamat rakhe unko joh humse Nafrat karte hai,
Pyar na sahi, Nafrat hi sahi, Kuchh toh hai,
joh sirf Humse karte hain
Nazar aandaz kaise kare aapko,
Nazaron mein bithaya hain aapko,
yaad aane par roye bhi toh kaise,
darte hain jhuki joh palke toh chubhengi aapko
Mohabbat karne walo ko inkar achha nahi lagta,
Dunia walo ko yeh ikrar achha nahi lagta,
jab tak nahi hoti Ashiq ki Maut,
Haseenao ko pyar sacha nahi lagta ...
Yun toh zindagi mein ajeeb se modh aayenge,
Kabhi Khushi toh Kabhi Gham layenge,
Rakhna hamesha khyaal khud ka,
Kyon ki Aap hasenge toh hum bhi muskurayenge ...
har gali har chorahe par tumhara naam hai,
har gali har chorahe par tumhara naam hai,
upar likha hai chappal chor,
niche 5 rupees inaam hai
Haal-e-dil kuch is tarah hamara hai,
yaad tumhe pal pal har ek pal karte hai,
jab na aaye reply tumhara,
purana message hi padh liya karte hai... ...
Zarurat hi nahi alfaaz ki,
Dosti toh cheez hai bas Ehsaas ki,
paas hote toh manzar hi kuch aur hota,
Dur se bhi khabar hai hame aapki har saans ki
Samajhte thae, magar fir bhi na rakkhi duriyan humne,
Chiragon ko jalane me, jala li ungliyaan humne.
Koi titli hamare pass aati bhi, toh kya aati,
Sajaye umar bhar kagaz ke phool aur pattiyaan hamne.
Yun ghut-ghut ke mar jana, hume manzoor tha lekin,
Kisi kum-zarf par jahir na ki majburiyaan humne.
Hum iss mehfil me bas ek bar sach bole thae,
Zabaan par umar bhar mehsoos ki chingariyan humne.
Samajhte thae, magar fir bhi na rakkhi duriyan humne,
Chiragon ko jalane me jala, li ungliyaan humne
barso baad na jaane kaun kaha hoga,
hum dono me se na jaane kaun kaha hoga,
fir milna hua to milenge khwabo me,
jaise sukhe gulab milte hain kitabo me
nabaz meri dekhkar mujhko ishq ka bimar likh diya,
main kyu na jaun qurbaan us hakim ke,
jisne ilaaz me us ka deedar likh diya
Koi gila, koi shikwa na rahe aapse,
yeh aarzoo hai ki silsila rahe aapse,
bas is baat ki badi umeed hai aapse,
khafa na hona agar hum khafa rehein aapse
2) Wife-'Main maike ja rahi hu,tujhe tallak ki notice bhej dungi!
Husbnd-'Ja ja, mithi-mithi batein karke mujhe khush karne Ki koshish
mat kar
Titliyaa Phoolo Pe Mandraati Hogi,
Bawaro Ka Mann Lubhaati Hogi,
Hum To Tadapte Hai Aapki Yaad Me Pal Pal,
HICHKIYAA To Aapko Bhi Aati Hogi.
aapki yaado k mehek in hawao me hai,Kuchh apnapan sa in fizao me
hai.Khushiya chume aapke kadam hardam,Yehi sapna nigaho me hai.
Bahuth Roya tha main jab mera janam huwa aur hass rahi thi yeh
duniya.Badla lunga ek din maut k samay.Hasta hua jaunga aur royegi
duniya....
Raat ki tanhai se darte hai hum, kagaz ki parchhai se darte hai hum,
Duniya sath chale na chale,tumhari sath ki umeed karte hai hum
In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai...
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL
hai...!
Hasraton Se Hum Aapki Rah Saja Denge, Sapno Ki Daulat Hum Aap par
Luta Denge,
Koi Phool Nahin Aaj Daman Me Lekin,
Apke Ane Par Hum Palke Bicha Denge
Ishq k charche bahut hain, husn ke parche bahut hain,hum ne bhi dekh
liya ishq karke, par kambakht ishq mein kharche bahut hain !!! ('_')
Yu ayino se kab tak dil behlaoge Jab andhera hoga khud ko tanha paoge
Hum jaisa koi dost rahe agar tumhare sath Kasam se umra bhar muskraoge
Dil ke kareeb aa ke wo jab door ho gaye,
Saare haseen khwaab chur-chur ho gye,
Hamne wafa nibhayi toh badnamiyan mili,
Aur jo log bewafa the woh mashoor ho gaye
Taras jaaoge tum mehfil-e-wafaa ke liye,
Kisi se pyaar na karna KHUDAA ke liye,
Jab lagegi ishq ki adalat ek din,
Tum hi chune jaaoge ae zaalim SAZAA ke liye
Kahan aansoo ki yeh sogaat hogi
Naye log honge nayi baat hogi
Main har haal mian muskurata rahunga
Tumhari mohabbat agar sath hogi
Chiragon ko aankhon mein mehfooz rakhna
Bari door tak raat hi raat hogi
Pareshaan hain hum bhi pareshaan ho tum bhi
Chalo mekade mein wahan baat hogi
Chirgon ki lau se sitaron ki zo tak
Tumhain main miloonga jahaan raat hogi
Jahan wadiyon mein naye phool aaye
Humari tumhari mulqaat hogi
Sadaon ko alfaaz milne na paye
Na baadal ghirenge na barsaat hogi
Musafir hain hum bhi musafir ho tum bhi
Kisi more per phir mulaqat hogi
Awaaz nikli dil se humne sunkar kuch likha
kisi ne kaha yeh sher hain kisi ne kaha afsana
Halat ko samaj ne ke liye hota jo koi deewana
Aakar paas baithe jaanta kya hai thukrana.
Tamanna koi bhi mere dil ki poori na hui,
Chahat ka koi afsana na bana,
Aaj phir chali gayi zindagi nazron ke saamne se,
Aur usse baat karne ka koi bahana na bana
Main nahi khud ke liye,hoon main zamane ke liye
Khud ko zakhm de dekar auron ko hassane ke liye
Humne kya kya na kiya tere chale jaane ke baad
Tujhe hi yaad kiya tujhko bhulaane ke liye
Waqt ne sari kahani hi badal dali,
Pyar ka naam jo aata hai to dar lagta hai,
Zakham kuch aise bhi apno ne diye hai mujhko,
Ab koi haath milata hai to dar lagta hai
Wada to nahi karte dosti nibhaynge,
Koshish yahi rahegi apko nahi satayenge,
Zarurat pade to dilse pukarna,
Marte bhi honge to mohlat lekar aayenge
Na kar talaash kisi ki aye dost,
Kismat ka likha tujhe mil hi jaayega,
Mehanat kitni bhi karle koi ujaadne ki,
Pyaar ka phool ek din khil hi jaayega ...
Mere sapnon ki khwahish hai,
Teri aankh ka har aansoon meri aankhon se gire,
Meri muskurahat ki kali tere labon pe khile,
Meri raaton ki neend teri aankhon mein mile,
Hum zindagi mein khush rahen na rahen,
Aapko duniya ki har khushi mile.
Dard kya hota hai bataayenge kisi roz
Haale-e-dil tumko sunaayenge kisi roz
Thi unki yeh zidd ke main jaaun unko manaane
Mujhko yeh vaham tha woh bulaayenge kisi roz
Jaan De Denge Agar ek Ishaara Kar De
Hum Use Apne Liye Bhi Na Bacha Ke Rakhenge
Sab Hata denge Teri Raah Ki Rukawat Humdam
Ghar Ke Darwaze Ko Har Waqt Khula Rakhenge
Unki Har Baat Ko Bhule Se Na Bhoolenge Kabhi
Unki Yadoon Ko Bhi Seene Se Laga Rakhenge
Toot Bhi Jaayegi Umeed Jo Tere Aane Ki
Ek Diya Phir Bhi Hawaaon Mein Jala Rakhenge
Mujhe khabar hai wohi ek baat likh doonga
Tumhare husn ko char chand likh doonga
Tumhari aankhen jo sharma kar kahengi mujh se
Tumhare honton pe wo dil ki baat likh doon ga
Tumhain baitha ke apni aankhon ke saamne jaana
Nikalte chand ki qismat mein maat likh doonga
Kisi ghata se kaho, Hum ko ab utha le jaaye
Ke Umer Beet gayee hum ko jalte huye
Yahan to kuch bhi nahin hai siwaye kaanton ke
Kahan tak aa gaye hum is raaste par chalte huye
Bheegi Huyi Aankho Ka Ye Manzar Na Milega,
Ghar Chor Ke Na Jao Kahin Ghar Na Milega,
Phir Yaad Bahut Aayegi Julfo Ki Ghani Sham,
Jab Dhoop Me Saya Koi Sar Par Na Milega !
Zindagi dene vale marta chod gye,
Apnapan jtane vale tanha chod gye,
Jab padi zarurat hume apne humsafar ki
Vo saath chalne vale apna rasta hi mod gaye
Ashqon se nahi bujhte shole dard-e-pyar ke,
Maut bhali aise lambe intezar se,
Marte hain roz bina dedar-e-yar ke,
Tanhahii achhi thi us BEWAFA ke pyar se
Tumhari najar se najar mil jaye tou dil bechain ho jaata hai...
kya kahein hum apne is deewanepan ko jo tumhari har adaa pe fida hua
jaata hai..
jab muskurate ho tou gumm judai ka khatm hua jaata hai...
tumhari chahne ki mujhe vo chahat mera vajood banta jaata hai...
sochti hoon is haseen khaab ko kab badlega waqt hakikat mein
ke tu mujhse door ho kar bhi kareeb hue jaata hai....
humne to unki raah mein nazarein bichadi thi,
apne har pal mein unki yaad bitha di thi,
hum kya jaante thhe ke woh bhi isi dunaiya ke niklenge,
ki humari khushi ko bhi ek mazak bana denge...
Socha tha duniya mei ek rishta matlabi nahi hota,
jo rishta dosti ka hai khokla nahi hota,
khokle insaan se dosti na karna,
nahi to zindagi ka matlab dosti nahi hota.
Kavi ki kavita mai sarangi ke tar bajte hai,
shayar ki shayari me chand sitare sajte hai,
baagon ke pholon par gun gun bhaware hi gunte hai,
bewafa ki bewafai main gum-e-halat mai dil hamare jalte hai
Dil se bolun baat main sachi,
HUM TUM ek daal ke panchi,
Dosti hamari yeh hogi na kachi,
Teri photo se toh meri negative aachui .!
Mat ranj kar ae dil, agar tujh par gam ki raat hai.
Phir wahi aayenge din, do-chaar din ki baat hai.
Kashti bahti hai kinare ki talash me,
Log milte hai pyar ki aas me,
Hum roz milte nahin milte aapse magar ,
kuch waqt zarur bitate hai aapke yaad me ...
DEKHA TUMKO JABSE HE...
YE BAAT IS DIL MEIN TAB SE HE...
MILJAYE MUJHKO PYAR TERA...
PHIR MANGNA KUCH NA RAB SE HE...
Aapki dosti ko ehsan mante hai,
jawab dena imaan mante hain,
woh aur honge joh dosti me jaan dete hain,
hum toh dosti ko hi apni jaan mante hain
bahut hi mushkil thi ghadi wo judai ki
hum puja karte rahe un ki parchhai ki
humne unhe basaya apne dil mein
aur woh intezaar karte rahe rihai ki ...
woh Yadeein hamari satane lage
reh reh ke tanhaiyooo mein aane lage
jo apna samajh ke diya usko ye dil
woh sukhe mein dariya bahane lage
tootne se hi sub khatam hota,
to aaj duniya mein insaano ki kami hoti,
bikhar kar bhi jeeya jata hai yahaan,
warna aaj yahaan shayaro ki mehefil na jami hoti!
Mahfil me teri mai roya jab , ..
Aanso hi nahi nikle dil bhi roya tha, ..
Tu to ker gaya bewafai hum se, ..
Mera dil aab bhi teri yado me khoya tha ..
nashe mein dube hai kuch iss tarah,
ab na koi labz hai na koi taal hai...
dekhta tha jiss chehre ko nazar meri,
ab to samne sirf ek sukha gulab hai...
har baagh ke phool ko murjana hota hai,
sukh ke saath yaha gum bhi pana hota hai,
zindagi rukh nahin jati ek rang ke jane se,
kho kar bhi har rang ko apnana hota hai!!
Teer teri nazron ke aaj hum sinay pe kha ke dekhnge
Mahobaat ke dard par char aask hum baha kar dekhenge
aap luto hamein khubsurati se hum lutne ka fasana dekhnege
tere isq ki mahfil aaj hum bhi taqdir aazma kar dekhenge.
Tera pyar hi to hai mera sahara
Dekhta hun teri najro se her kinara
Jo ho sath tera to kuch bhi mai kar jaaoo
tu kahe to asmaan ko dharati per le aau
dil mei tera pyar ke phool khiltein hai
milati hai zindagi, jab hum tumse miltein hai
Bare sambhal kar rakhe the kadam humne,
unke saaye ko bhi bachaane ke liye.
par aaj apna hi saaya saath chor gaya,
humein tanhai ka ehsaas dilaane ke liye.
lab pe aati hai dua banke tamanna meri
tamanna kya hai bas khushi hai teri
ye dil tera hai ab, tu jahan bhi rahe
har pal mohobbat bayaan karega ye meri
Mere Khawabon Ka Her Naksh Mita De Koi,
Sookeh Patton Ka Bacha Dher Jala De Koi,
Meri Pehchan Ka Ek Shakhs Sisi Shahar Main Hai ,
Main Abhi Zinda Hoon Use Jaker Bata De Koi.
Chale jaoge beshak merei zindagi se,
magar is dil se kis tarah jaoge,
ayegi jab meri yaad to aansu bahaoge,
chagoge mujhse milna par mil nahi paoge,
puchega koi mere baare me to, galti meri bataoge,
honge teri mehfil me sabhi,magar hume nahi paoge,
mehfil me rehkar b tanho ho jaoge,
sochoge jab mere baare me to phir pachtaoge,
meri nazar me hamesha bewafa kehlaoge
Zindagi ke tufaano ka saahil hai aapki dosti,
Dil ke armaano ki manzil hai aapki dosti,
zindagi bann jaayegi jannat,
agar maut aane tak saath rahe aapki dosti
Dil ke Kone se Ek Aawaz Aati hai,
Hame Har Pal Unki Yaad Aati hai,
Dil Puchta hai Baar Baar humse,
Jinhe hum Yaad Karte hai,
Kya Unhe Bhi Kabhi Hamari Yaad Aati hai ...
Har Raat chandni raat nahi hoti,
har Dost me aap jaisi baat nahi hoti,
Na jaane KHUDA hame kya saza de raha hai,
joh aaj kal aapse mulakat nahi hoti
Kahan Koi Esa Mila Jispe Dil Luta Dete.
Har Ek Ne Dhoka Diya Kis KIs Ko Bhula Dete.
Apne Dil Ka Dard Dil Me HI Dabaye Rakhe He.
Karte Bayan To Mehfil Ko Rula Dete
main dooba to kinare pe khadi thi duniya,
hasne walo me mera muqaddar bhi tha,
ro raha tha jo janaze se lipat kar mere,
kaise keh doo k wohi mera qatil tha. ...
woh na aaye par unki yaad aa kar wafa kar gayi,
rahi tamanna har waqt milne ki mere aman sakun tabah kar gayi,
dar par aahat suni kai baar socha asarr dua kar gayi,
darwaza khola to koi nahi tha mazak humare saath hawa kar gayi.
ae mere jamaza uthane walo,
dekhna koi bewafa paas na ho,
agar ho to use kehna,
aaj khushi ka mauka hai udaas na ho,
Phir chupke se yaad aa gaya koi,
In hasti hui aakhon ko phir rulaa gaya koi,
Kaise Shukriya aada Karen uska,
Hum jaiso ko bhi YAAD kar gaya koi. ...
Dekhlo awaaz dekhar pass apne paoge,
Aaoge tanha par Tanha na jaoge,
Dur reh kar bhi tum par hai nazar meri,
Thaam lenge hath, jab bhi thokar khaoge
Aapki Tharif Hum Kare,
Itni Meri Shayary Mai Shabd Kahan,
Khuda Ne Khubsurathi Jo Aapko Di,
Itni Khubi Phulon Main Kahan.
Itna Muskara Kar Na Dekha Ki Jiye,
Ki Zamana Jal Jayega,
Aapke Ek Muskurahat Ke Liye,
Suraj Dhalna Bhool Jayega.
Ek Bar Humse Bhi Dil Lagakar Dekho,
Dil Main Aap Ki Taswir Hai,
Dil Hi Dil Main Pata Chal Jayega,
Humko Aapse Kitna Prem Hai.
Dil Main Hai Yadain Tere,
Aakhon Main Tera Chehra Hai,
Kaise Bandh Karloon Aankhe,
Tujhe Kho Dene Ka Dar Lagtha Hai.
Woh Chehra Harpal Yaad Aaye,
Tanhai Mai Dil Tadsaye,
Sirf Ek Awaz Soone Ko Dil Taraz Jaye,
Jab Bhi Aap Humse Dur Chali Jaye.
Khushbu teri Dosti ki muje mehka jati hai.
Teri har baat mujhe behka jaati hai,
Saas toh bahut der leti hai aane me
har saas se pehle Teri yaad aa jati hai
aaj hum unhe bewafa bata k aaye hai,
unke diye hue khat paani me baha k aaye hai,
koi nikaal k padd na le, is liye
paani me bhi aag laga kar aaye hai. ...
Lehro se milkar na woh beh sake na hum,
ek duje ke Dil me na woh reh sake na hum,
jeet lete aasma ek din lekin, palkon ke khamoshi ko
hoto se na woh keh sake na hum
Kabhi pass aa gaye,
kabhi dur ho gaye,
unhone ek baar bhi mudkar na dekha hume,
par hum unke liye bewafa zarur ho gaye,
kya galti hui humse hum puchte rahe,
aur woh kehte rahe hum majhbur ho gaye,
hum mangte rahe dua unki khushiyon ki,
woh hume chodh kisi aur ki ankho ke noor ho gaye,
woh sochte rahe k khush hai hum,
par hum tut kar andar tak chakna chur ho gaye,
mujhe pyar karne ki mili itni badi saza
aur woh hume maarkar bhi bekasur ho gaye
hum jee rahe the unka naam lekar,
vo gujarte the hamara salaam lekar,
ek din vo keh gaye bhula da humko,h
umne pucha kaise? vo chale gaye hath mein jaam dekar
Koi kehta hai zindagi zeher hoti hai,
Koi kehta hai zindagi kehar hoti hai,
hum kehta hai joh tadapti rahi sada kinare ke liye,
zindagi ek aisi lehar hoti hai\
Hasrat hai sirf aapko hasane ki,
aur koi khwaish nahi is begane ki.
Shikwa mujhe aapse nahi, khuda se hai, \
kya zarurat thi tumhe itna pyara banane ki
Tanha ho kabhi toh mujhe dhund lena,
is Dunia se nahi Apne Dil se puch lena.
Aapke aas pass hi kahi rehte hai hum,
Yaadon se nahi toh saath guzare lamho se puch lena
Dil tuta toh ek awaaz aayi,
Cheer ke dhekha toh ek cheez nikal aayi,
Socha kya hoga is khali Dil me,
Pani se dhokar dekha toh aap ki tasveer nazar aayi
Khuli ankhon se dekha umar bhar ek aisa khwab jo apna na tha,
Hai aaj tak wo shakhs dil me jo us waqt bhi mera na tha.... ...
kaanch ko chahat thi patthar paane ki,
ek pal me fir tutkar bikhar jaane ki,
chahat bus itni thi us deewane ki,
apne tukdo me tasvir uski saajane ki,
Duniya me aane wale b kam na honge,
duniya se jaane wale b kam na honge,
suni reh jayegi aapki mehfil,
jab aapki mehfil me hum naa honge,
aaj bhi kai sawaal hai is dil me,
pyar ka gham bezubaan hai is dil me,
kuch keh nahi paata ye dil magar,
us bewafa k liye aaj b pyaar hai is dil me,
Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From India, Bangalore
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Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein,
par labon pe hasi lani padti hai,
yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro,
jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai
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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh. ..
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko
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Nazre na hoti to nazara na hota,
duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota,
hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de,
jaake khuda se kaho hasino ko banana chhod de
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Heart is like a crystal preserve it,
love is like a perfume spread it,
feelings are like flood flow it,
friendship is like umbrella come lets share it
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Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye
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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Anjane me hum apna dil gawa baithe
is pyar me kaisa dhoka kar baithe
unse kya gila kare
bhool hamari hi hai
jo bina dil walon se dil laga baithe
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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
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Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain
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F-R-I-E-N-D- S"
are like Ballons Once U Let them go U Cant Ever Bring Them Back
That's Y
I'll
Tie
U
Tight to
My
"H_E_A_R_T"
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7 RULES 2 BE HAPPY:
1>never hate.
2>don't worry.
3>live simple.
4>expect a little.
5>give a lot.
6>always smile.
7>have a good "FRIEND"
like me.
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L%k out$ide,it$ $o
plea$ent*
MOON $miling 4 U*
Tree$ dancing 4 U*
$tanrs $inging 4 U*
$ky praying 4 U*
Cloud$ l%king 4 U*
& ME mi$$ing &
waiting 4 ur msg or call.
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VACANCY:
POST:
True Friend
ELIGIBILITY:
Loving & caring
DUTY:
To love
EXPIRIENCE:
Not req.
SALARY:
Never Ending Love
JOINING:
Immediately
R U Interested ?
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"UDAAS HO"
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"YA NARAZ HO"
<e
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/e
"KYA HUWA"
(e
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"HUM MILAIN GE"
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"TUMHARI QASAM"
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"AB TO MUSKRAO"
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Sweet things are easy to buy,
Sweet words are easy to say,
But sweet poeple like "YOU"
are very difficult to find,
May ur whole life be sweet
as u are....
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When I was born
SHAITAN said
"OH, SHIT ANOTHER GOOD
SOUL ON EARTH."
When U were born
SHAITAN said,
"OH SHIT, COMPETITION."
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Life is small, live it!
Love is short, enjoy it!
Anger is injurious, dump it!
Troubles r momentary, face it!
Memories r sweet, cherish it!
I m too good, Admit it!
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A friend is
1% FUNNY
2% SWEET
3% CARING
4% LoVING
90% GOOD LOOKING
That's why I am your friend.
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Flowers need sunshine,
Violets need dew,
All angels in heaven know
"i need u,"
Years may fly,tears may dry,
but my friendship with u
will never die!
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Receive my simple
gift of
"GOOD WISHES"
wrapped with
"SINCERITY"
tied with
"CARE"
And sealed with a
"PRAYER"
2 keep u
"SAFE" & "HAPPY"
All the day long!
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"Mnzar guzar jatay hain aik bar nazar say
Per dhonti ankhon main wo mnzar nahi aatay
Kuch loog ksi toor per aatay nahi yaad
Kuch loog ksi toor per buhlye nahi jatay."
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Missed call to aik bahana hai,
Irada to aapka ek lamha churana hai,
Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo,
Aap ki Rahon main humara aana jana hai.
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Keep messagin me & win
Xcitnig prizes.
1st prize-Lots of love.
2nd prize-Life time friendship.
3rd prize-Free stay in my heart.
OFFER VALID TIL
i am alive.
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On this special day! Pray 2 Allah
give U more & more success in
every field of life & you receive
bundle of happiness in ur life !@>-
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When I saw u I afraid to talk u,
When I talked u I afraid to like u,
When I liked u I afraid to love u,
When I loved u I afraid to lose u.
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Na BOTTEL me,
Na JAAR me,
Na HOTEL me,
Na BAR me,
Na BIKE pe,
Na CAR me,
Ab to din guzarta hai apke ke
SmS ke INTEZAR me.
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If u want Success in life,
Be Sweet like Honey,
Regular like Clock,
Fresh like Rose,
Soft like Tissue,
Strong like Rock,
Sure like death & nice like me*
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Are u looking 4 good life?
U can have it here & now &
in the hereafter! Just take
Allah's hand and He will lead u there.
" Good Morning
Life is test Islam Is Best Namaz Is Must Aakhirat Is For Rest. World Is only Dust. If Quran Is IN Chest Nothing Need Next Obeyed ALLAH First Success will be Next. Send by Saima(swabi)
!1) Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
Prayer is a free out Going CALL to GOD No network or battery Problem , Always Good Signals & all messages Sent. Make Prayer a habit & remember me in Ur Prayers.
Send by Saima (Swabi)
Some People come into Our lives & quickly go.Some stay For a while & Leave Foot prints On our Hearts & we are Never ever The same.
::. ]| I am in Love.....! |[ .::.
L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life....
Meaning of Friendship:
F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I--------INTELLIGEN T
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S--------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I--------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL
SEVEN WONDERS OF FALLING IN LOVE: (1)MEETING SOMEONE. (2)GETTING TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE.3.UNDERSTAN DING THE PERSON .(4)ACCEPTING. (5)LOVING (6)LETTING GO WHEN YOU HAVE TO.7.REMEMBERING WHEN ITS GONE
U & I are friend, when u cry, I cry.
When u laugh, I laugh.
When u hurt me, I hurt.
When u jump off a bridge I m sure going to miss u!
Think big, think smart,
think positive,
think beautiful,
think great,
I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut...
just think about ME!
To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!
(0300-9022110)
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
But in stupidity
u have no comparison
A smile is a sign of joy
A hug is a sign of love
A laugh is a sign of happiness
& a friend like Me ...
Well that's a sign of ur Good Taste!!
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack
Dear Friend, When i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
and even if mended....
a crack is always there !!!
When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.
Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
i wish your day is full of SMILE
A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.
Mountain can fly, river can dry
you can forget me but never can I,
You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always...
Good Person : Its YOU
Good Friend : Its YOU again
Good Heart : Thats YOU !
Good Will : Its also YOU !
Good Looking Ahh....
hold it. Its 2 much 4 u..... Now its ME
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select some one who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.
5 great peoples....
1.Quaid: woh to ab rahe nahi
2.wasim akram: woh kisi kaam kay nahi
3.aishwarya rai: apni pohanch say bahir
4.baki rahe aap aur hum
So keep in touch...
Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain
Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.
Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,and impossible to forget.
I saw u on road today.
U were lukin so fine,
ur face so divine,
ur walk so perfect.
My heart started singing a sweet song:
Who Let The Dog Out!(apni mazaak hai yaar
When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there
Friendship is not a Game to Play
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.
Moon said to me to leave your friend
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
Age appears to be best in some things
Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep
God picked up a flower
God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.
To live a life
To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS
True friends r like morning
True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.
Make 1000's friends
Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.
6 rules to be HAPPY
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
Never abandon old friends.
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
ill always value u deep within my heart!
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
If friends were flowers
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired
Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry
Friendship is sweet when it's new
Friendship is sweet when it's new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!
From India, Bangalore
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par labon pe hasi lani padti hai,
yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro,
jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh. ..
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Nazre na hoti to nazara na hota,
duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota,
hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de,
jaake khuda se kaho hasino ko banana chhod de
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Heart is like a crystal preserve it,
love is like a perfume spread it,
feelings are like flood flow it,
friendship is like umbrella come lets share it
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye
************ ********* ********* ********* *
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Anjane me hum apna dil gawa baithe
is pyar me kaisa dhoka kar baithe
unse kya gila kare
bhool hamari hi hai
jo bina dil walon se dil laga baithe
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain
************ ********* ********* ********* *
F-R-I-E-N-D- S"
are like Ballons Once U Let them go U Cant Ever Bring Them Back
That's Y
I'll
Tie
U
Tight to
My
"H_E_A_R_T"
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"
7 RULES 2 BE HAPPY:
1>never hate.
2>don't worry.
3>live simple.
4>expect a little.
5>give a lot.
6>always smile.
7>have a good "FRIEND"
like me.
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"
L%k out$ide,it$ $o
plea$ent*
MOON $miling 4 U*
Tree$ dancing 4 U*
$tanrs $inging 4 U*
$ky praying 4 U*
Cloud$ l%king 4 U*
& ME mi$$ing &
waiting 4 ur msg or call.
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"
VACANCY:
POST:
True Friend
ELIGIBILITY:
Loving & caring
DUTY:
To love
EXPIRIENCE:
Not req.
SALARY:
Never Ending Love
JOINING:
Immediately
R U Interested ?
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"
"UDAAS HO"
( )
_; (
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"YA NARAZ HO"
<e
_; /
/e
"KYA HUWA"
(e
_; /
(e
"HUM MILAIN GE"
(e
_; )
(e
"TUMHARI QASAM"
( )
_; )
(e
"AB TO MUSKRAO"
((
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Sweet things are easy to buy,
Sweet words are easy to say,
But sweet poeple like "YOU"
are very difficult to find,
May ur whole life be sweet
as u are....
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"
When I was born
SHAITAN said
"OH, SHIT ANOTHER GOOD
SOUL ON EARTH."
When U were born
SHAITAN said,
"OH SHIT, COMPETITION."
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"
Life is small, live it!
Love is short, enjoy it!
Anger is injurious, dump it!
Troubles r momentary, face it!
Memories r sweet, cherish it!
I m too good, Admit it!
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"
A friend is
1% FUNNY
2% SWEET
3% CARING
4% LoVING
90% GOOD LOOKING
That's why I am your friend.
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"
Flowers need sunshine,
Violets need dew,
All angels in heaven know
"i need u,"
Years may fly,tears may dry,
but my friendship with u
will never die!
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"
Receive my simple
gift of
"GOOD WISHES"
wrapped with
"SINCERITY"
tied with
"CARE"
And sealed with a
"PRAYER"
2 keep u
"SAFE" & "HAPPY"
All the day long!
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"
"Mnzar guzar jatay hain aik bar nazar say
Per dhonti ankhon main wo mnzar nahi aatay
Kuch loog ksi toor per aatay nahi yaad
Kuch loog ksi toor per buhlye nahi jatay."
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"
Missed call to aik bahana hai,
Irada to aapka ek lamha churana hai,
Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo,
Aap ki Rahon main humara aana jana hai.
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"
Keep messagin me & win
Xcitnig prizes.
1st prize-Lots of love.
2nd prize-Life time friendship.
3rd prize-Free stay in my heart.
OFFER VALID TIL
i am alive.
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On this special day! Pray 2 Allah
give U more & more success in
every field of life & you receive
bundle of happiness in ur life !@>-
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"
When I saw u I afraid to talk u,
When I talked u I afraid to like u,
When I liked u I afraid to love u,
When I loved u I afraid to lose u.
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"
Na BOTTEL me,
Na JAAR me,
Na HOTEL me,
Na BAR me,
Na BIKE pe,
Na CAR me,
Ab to din guzarta hai apke ke
SmS ke INTEZAR me.
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"
If u want Success in life,
Be Sweet like Honey,
Regular like Clock,
Fresh like Rose,
Soft like Tissue,
Strong like Rock,
Sure like death & nice like me*
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"
Are u looking 4 good life?
U can have it here & now &
in the hereafter! Just take
Allah's hand and He will lead u there.
" Good Morning
Life is test Islam Is Best Namaz Is Must Aakhirat Is For Rest. World Is only Dust. If Quran Is IN Chest Nothing Need Next Obeyed ALLAH First Success will be Next. Send by Saima(swabi)
!1) Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
Prayer is a free out Going CALL to GOD No network or battery Problem , Always Good Signals & all messages Sent. Make Prayer a habit & remember me in Ur Prayers.
Send by Saima (Swabi)
Some People come into Our lives & quickly go.Some stay For a while & Leave Foot prints On our Hearts & we are Never ever The same.
::. ]| I am in Love.....! |[ .::.
L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life....
Meaning of Friendship:
F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I--------INTELLIGEN T
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S--------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I--------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL
SEVEN WONDERS OF FALLING IN LOVE: (1)MEETING SOMEONE. (2)GETTING TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE.3.UNDERSTAN DING THE PERSON .(4)ACCEPTING. (5)LOVING (6)LETTING GO WHEN YOU HAVE TO.7.REMEMBERING WHEN ITS GONE
U & I are friend, when u cry, I cry.
When u laugh, I laugh.
When u hurt me, I hurt.
When u jump off a bridge I m sure going to miss u!
Think big, think smart,
think positive,
think beautiful,
think great,
I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut...
just think about ME!
To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!
(0300-9022110)
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
But in stupidity
u have no comparison
A smile is a sign of joy
A hug is a sign of love
A laugh is a sign of happiness
& a friend like Me ...
Well that's a sign of ur Good Taste!!
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack
Dear Friend, When i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
and even if mended....
a crack is always there !!!
When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.
Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
i wish your day is full of SMILE
A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.
Mountain can fly, river can dry
you can forget me but never can I,
You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always...
Good Person : Its YOU
Good Friend : Its YOU again
Good Heart : Thats YOU !
Good Will : Its also YOU !
Good Looking Ahh....
hold it. Its 2 much 4 u..... Now its ME
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select some one who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.
5 great peoples....
1.Quaid: woh to ab rahe nahi
2.wasim akram: woh kisi kaam kay nahi
3.aishwarya rai: apni pohanch say bahir
4.baki rahe aap aur hum
So keep in touch...
Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain
Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.
Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,and impossible to forget.
I saw u on road today.
U were lukin so fine,
ur face so divine,
ur walk so perfect.
My heart started singing a sweet song:
Who Let The Dog Out!(apni mazaak hai yaar
When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there
Friendship is not a Game to Play
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.
Moon said to me to leave your friend
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
Age appears to be best in some things
Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep
God picked up a flower
God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.
To live a life
To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS
True friends r like morning
True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.
Make 1000's friends
Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.
6 rules to be HAPPY
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
Never abandon old friends.
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
ill always value u deep within my heart!
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
If friends were flowers
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired
Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry
Friendship is sweet when it's new
Friendship is sweet when it's new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!
From India, Bangalore
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1) That same night's silence, that same solitude, this breeze bringing whose memories with it, we were sitting gazing at that moon, then for whom these eyes welled up, I don't know.
2) We left home with courage, returned calling out to God. People listen to the mind's talk, we followed our hearts. Life was not found, but death came little by little. Pain of the heart met with loyalty. We have seen through experience.
3) My name has become known among the crazy, Every evening will drown in goblets from now on. Why does sadness come with your gaze, Are you also feeling lost in yourself.
4) Desires of the heart started coming onto the tongue, seeing you and life started smiling, Is this love or my madness, in every form your image started appearing before me.
5) Ask God for you, only prayers were made for you. Ask the wind for you, only the atmosphere was requested for you. Whatever mistakes you made, we asked for punishment for ourselves in prayers.
6) In the air, a house of cards is not built, crying does not spoil fate, Keep the courage to win the world, a conqueror is not made with just one victory, my friend.
7) Why have these hiccups started coming to me, even sighs are coming from the winds, with great happiness in my heart, thinking that my memory has also come to someone.
8) It was stubborn to bring the moon to the ground, we were determined to make it ours, the path on which millions of homes were ruined, we were also determined to take that path, it's good that they became unfaithful early, otherwise, the world would have been set on fire to have them.
9) May the depth remain in our friendship, even if separation lasts a lifetime, may the same desire remain in our hearts, your gathering is adorned, even if loneliness remains here.
10) It was such a moment that we could not refuse, we could not confess due to fear of the world, life was not suitable without them, they left us and we could not even ask.
11) Knock! Knock! May I come into your world? I bring no flowers, no gifts, but wishes to keep you fresh, prayers to keep you healthy, and love to keep you smiling. Good night.
12) Death: Wherever you go, I will follow you. Love: Wherever you go, I will cheat you. Friend: Wherever you go, I will save you.
13) Feeling of love + Moment of caring + Small sharing + Stupid fights + Shoulders to cry + To be together in pain = A miracle called "F.R.I.E.N.D.S." Take care.
14) A friend like you is a gift that paints a smile in my heart. It gives memories that will stay in me, not for a while, but for a lifetime.
15) Happy moments - "Don't forget me;" Difficult moments - "Trust me;" Quiet moments - "Call me;" Painful moments - "Tell me;" Free moments - "SMS me."
16) Minutes are small, hours are less, days are short, months are few, years are not enough to be with you. I can take 10 more births if I get a sweet friend like you.
17) Butterflies don't know what color their wings are, but human eyes know how beautiful that is. Likewise, you don't know how sweet you are, but I know how special you are to me.
18) The best cosmetic for the lips is truth, for the voice is prayers, for the eyes is pity, for the hands is charity, and for life is "Friendship."
19) These are a few wonderful pairs in this world: Heart and beats, Night and moon, Fish and water, Flowers and colors, My messages and your smiles.
20) The most selfish 1 letter 'I' - Avoid it. Most satisfactory 2 letters 'WE' - Use it. Most poisonous 3 letters 'EGO' - Kill it. Most used 4 letters 'LOVE' - Value it. Most pleasing 5 letters 'SMILE' - Keep it. Fastest spreading 6 letters 'RUMOUR' - Ignore it. Hard-working 7 letters 'SUCCESS' - Achieve it. Most enviable 8 letters 'JEALOUSY' - Distance it. Most essential 9 letters 'PRINCIPLE' - Have it. Most divine 10 letters 'FRIENDSHIP' - Maintain it. "It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone." Be in touch.
From India, Bangalore
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2) We left home with courage, returned calling out to God. People listen to the mind's talk, we followed our hearts. Life was not found, but death came little by little. Pain of the heart met with loyalty. We have seen through experience.
3) My name has become known among the crazy, Every evening will drown in goblets from now on. Why does sadness come with your gaze, Are you also feeling lost in yourself.
4) Desires of the heart started coming onto the tongue, seeing you and life started smiling, Is this love or my madness, in every form your image started appearing before me.
5) Ask God for you, only prayers were made for you. Ask the wind for you, only the atmosphere was requested for you. Whatever mistakes you made, we asked for punishment for ourselves in prayers.
6) In the air, a house of cards is not built, crying does not spoil fate, Keep the courage to win the world, a conqueror is not made with just one victory, my friend.
7) Why have these hiccups started coming to me, even sighs are coming from the winds, with great happiness in my heart, thinking that my memory has also come to someone.
8) It was stubborn to bring the moon to the ground, we were determined to make it ours, the path on which millions of homes were ruined, we were also determined to take that path, it's good that they became unfaithful early, otherwise, the world would have been set on fire to have them.
9) May the depth remain in our friendship, even if separation lasts a lifetime, may the same desire remain in our hearts, your gathering is adorned, even if loneliness remains here.
10) It was such a moment that we could not refuse, we could not confess due to fear of the world, life was not suitable without them, they left us and we could not even ask.
11) Knock! Knock! May I come into your world? I bring no flowers, no gifts, but wishes to keep you fresh, prayers to keep you healthy, and love to keep you smiling. Good night.
12) Death: Wherever you go, I will follow you. Love: Wherever you go, I will cheat you. Friend: Wherever you go, I will save you.
13) Feeling of love + Moment of caring + Small sharing + Stupid fights + Shoulders to cry + To be together in pain = A miracle called "F.R.I.E.N.D.S." Take care.
14) A friend like you is a gift that paints a smile in my heart. It gives memories that will stay in me, not for a while, but for a lifetime.
15) Happy moments - "Don't forget me;" Difficult moments - "Trust me;" Quiet moments - "Call me;" Painful moments - "Tell me;" Free moments - "SMS me."
16) Minutes are small, hours are less, days are short, months are few, years are not enough to be with you. I can take 10 more births if I get a sweet friend like you.
17) Butterflies don't know what color their wings are, but human eyes know how beautiful that is. Likewise, you don't know how sweet you are, but I know how special you are to me.
18) The best cosmetic for the lips is truth, for the voice is prayers, for the eyes is pity, for the hands is charity, and for life is "Friendship."
19) These are a few wonderful pairs in this world: Heart and beats, Night and moon, Fish and water, Flowers and colors, My messages and your smiles.
20) The most selfish 1 letter 'I' - Avoid it. Most satisfactory 2 letters 'WE' - Use it. Most poisonous 3 letters 'EGO' - Kill it. Most used 4 letters 'LOVE' - Value it. Most pleasing 5 letters 'SMILE' - Keep it. Fastest spreading 6 letters 'RUMOUR' - Ignore it. Hard-working 7 letters 'SUCCESS' - Achieve it. Most enviable 8 letters 'JEALOUSY' - Distance it. Most essential 9 letters 'PRINCIPLE' - Have it. Most divine 10 letters 'FRIENDSHIP' - Maintain it. "It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone." Be in touch.
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Aaj phir ek pal khubsurat hai, Dil mein teri sirf teri Surat hai,
Kuchh bhi kahe yeh Duniya me gham nahi, Duniya se jyzda humko teri
zarurat hai
Bhigi palkon ke sangh Muskurate hai hum pal pal Dil ko behlate hai
hum, Tu dur hai hum se toh kya, meri har Saans me teri aahat paate hai
hum
Is nazar ko tera intezaar rehta hai, Dil tumse milne ko beqaraar hota
hai, Tum humse milo na milo, phir bhi is Dil mein teri Dosti ka pyaar
rehta hai
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Kuchh bhi kahe yeh Duniya me gham nahi, Duniya se jyzda humko teri
zarurat hai
Bhigi palkon ke sangh Muskurate hai hum pal pal Dil ko behlate hai
hum, Tu dur hai hum se toh kya, meri har Saans me teri aahat paate hai
hum
Is nazar ko tera intezaar rehta hai, Dil tumse milne ko beqaraar hota
hai, Tum humse milo na milo, phir bhi is Dil mein teri Dosti ka pyaar
rehta hai
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Kyun pyaar uss par hi aata hai, Jo mil kar bhi na mil pata hai. Kaise yeh usse batayein hum, Tujh bin rah na paayein hum. Kyun baar baar woh satata hai - Khwaabon mein aakar rulata hai? Bhulana usko chahein hum, Par kis tarah bhulaayein hum? Woh mann mein har dum rahta hai, Dhadkan ki tarah dhadakta hai. Hai iss ehsaas se zinda hum, Hain ek-duje ke dil o jaan hum. Ek duje ke dil mein rahte hain - Kya pyaar issi ko kehte hain? Kitne sajaye the sapne pyar ke, Kya khabar thi zindagi hai ek raat ki...
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Jab Samne Tum Aa Jate Ho..
Aaina dekh ke bole yeh sanwarne wale Ab to be-maut marenge mere marne wale Dekh ke tumko hosh mein aana bhool gaye... Yaad rahe tum aur zamaana bhool gaye.... jab saamne tum...
Jab saamne tum, aa jaate ho Kya jaaniye kya ho jaata hai... Kuchh mil jaata hai, kuchh kho jaata hai Kya jaaniye kya ho jaata hai Chaaha tha yeh kahenge Socha tha socha tha woh kahenge Aaye woh saamne to, kuchh bhi na keh sake Bas dekha kiye unhein ham........
Dekh kar tum ko yakeen hota hai Koi itna bhi haseen hota hai Dekh paate hain kahan ham tumko dil kahin hosh kahin hota hai Jab Samne Tum Aa Jate Ho.......... ......... ......... ........
Aa kar chale na jaana, aise nahin sataana De kar hansi labon ko, aankhon ko mat rulaana Dena na beqaraari dil ka karaar ban ke Yaadon mein kho na jaana tum intezaar ban ke, intezar ban ke Bhool kar tumko na jee payenge Saath tum hogi jahan jayenge Ham koi waqt nahin hain ham-dam Jab bulaaoge chale aayenge jab saamne tum
Haa haa jab saamne tum, aa jaate ho Kya jaaniye kya ho jaata hai Kuchh mil jaata hai, kuchh kho jaata hai Kya jaaniye kya ho jaata hai
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Aaina dekh ke bole yeh sanwarne wale Ab to be-maut marenge mere marne wale Dekh ke tumko hosh mein aana bhool gaye... Yaad rahe tum aur zamaana bhool gaye.... jab saamne tum...
Jab saamne tum, aa jaate ho Kya jaaniye kya ho jaata hai... Kuchh mil jaata hai, kuchh kho jaata hai Kya jaaniye kya ho jaata hai Chaaha tha yeh kahenge Socha tha socha tha woh kahenge Aaye woh saamne to, kuchh bhi na keh sake Bas dekha kiye unhein ham........
Dekh kar tum ko yakeen hota hai Koi itna bhi haseen hota hai Dekh paate hain kahan ham tumko dil kahin hosh kahin hota hai Jab Samne Tum Aa Jate Ho.......... ......... ......... ........
Aa kar chale na jaana, aise nahin sataana De kar hansi labon ko, aankhon ko mat rulaana Dena na beqaraari dil ka karaar ban ke Yaadon mein kho na jaana tum intezaar ban ke, intezar ban ke Bhool kar tumko na jee payenge Saath tum hogi jahan jayenge Ham koi waqt nahin hain ham-dam Jab bulaaoge chale aayenge jab saamne tum
Haa haa jab saamne tum, aa jaate ho Kya jaaniye kya ho jaata hai Kuchh mil jaata hai, kuchh kho jaata hai Kya jaaniye kya ho jaata hai
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Kahan koi kitab aisi mili jispe dil luta dete, hr ek ne dimag khaya kis-kis ko nipta dete, ab syllabus dekh k sochte hain k 1 mahina aur hota to dunia hila dete.
Do you know the difference between infatuation and love? In a race, infatuation starts early, pushes love aside, and hopes to win. Whereas love patiently and honestly moves ahead. Infatuation gets tired early and dies on the way, but love survives and covers the distance called life!
Take it light ji, miss me might ji, never do fight ji, have fun slight ji, eat good diet ji, try flying a kite ji, always be happy, RIGHT ji!
Koi hame pyar kare aisa koi pyar nahi milta, zindagi bhar saath nibhaye aisa koi yaar nahi milta. Dil mein hai umang kisi se pyar karne ki, magar koi hame ji bhar k pyar kare aisa koi dildar nahi milta.
Dosti karna humein bhi sikha do zara, us dil ke kone me humko bhi bitha lo zara, hum tumhare dil me hai ki nahi hothon se na sahi isharo se bata do zara.
Karib se Tumhe Dekha to apna paya, Jab Tumhe Dosti me Azmaya to apna paya, Tumhe kya Naam dun Samajh mein nahi aata- Dost, Pyar, Zindagi ya Mera Saaya.
Popcorn ki khushbu, Mungfali ki bahar, Thandi ka Mausam aane ko tayyar, Thodi si masti, Thodasa pyar, Muffler Sweater rakho Dhokar tayyar, Happy Winter season.
Love is when two people touch each other's soul. Love is honesty and trust. Love is helping one another. Love is mutual respect. Love means that differences can be worked out. Love is reaching your dreams together. I wish you all fall in love once. :-)
Ek muskan tu mujhe ek baar de de, khwab mein hi sahi ek deedar de de. Bas ek baar kar le tu aane ka wada, phir Umar Bhar ka chahe intezar de de.
Insurance wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain, logon ki patniyon ke paas ghanton baithkar unke pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain.
When you want to enjoy life, think today as your life's first day. When you want to achieve something in life, think today as your life's last day.
Wo kehte hain ki saari raat aap hume sone nahi dete, hum kehte hain ki apka noor he aisa hai ki aap hamari raat hone he nahi dete.
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Do you know the difference between infatuation and love? In a race, infatuation starts early, pushes love aside, and hopes to win. Whereas love patiently and honestly moves ahead. Infatuation gets tired early and dies on the way, but love survives and covers the distance called life!
Take it light ji, miss me might ji, never do fight ji, have fun slight ji, eat good diet ji, try flying a kite ji, always be happy, RIGHT ji!
Koi hame pyar kare aisa koi pyar nahi milta, zindagi bhar saath nibhaye aisa koi yaar nahi milta. Dil mein hai umang kisi se pyar karne ki, magar koi hame ji bhar k pyar kare aisa koi dildar nahi milta.
Dosti karna humein bhi sikha do zara, us dil ke kone me humko bhi bitha lo zara, hum tumhare dil me hai ki nahi hothon se na sahi isharo se bata do zara.
Karib se Tumhe Dekha to apna paya, Jab Tumhe Dosti me Azmaya to apna paya, Tumhe kya Naam dun Samajh mein nahi aata- Dost, Pyar, Zindagi ya Mera Saaya.
Popcorn ki khushbu, Mungfali ki bahar, Thandi ka Mausam aane ko tayyar, Thodi si masti, Thodasa pyar, Muffler Sweater rakho Dhokar tayyar, Happy Winter season.
Love is when two people touch each other's soul. Love is honesty and trust. Love is helping one another. Love is mutual respect. Love means that differences can be worked out. Love is reaching your dreams together. I wish you all fall in love once. :-)
Ek muskan tu mujhe ek baar de de, khwab mein hi sahi ek deedar de de. Bas ek baar kar le tu aane ka wada, phir Umar Bhar ka chahe intezar de de.
Insurance wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain, logon ki patniyon ke paas ghanton baithkar unke pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain.
When you want to enjoy life, think today as your life's first day. When you want to achieve something in life, think today as your life's last day.
Wo kehte hain ki saari raat aap hume sone nahi dete, hum kehte hain ki apka noor he aisa hai ki aap hamari raat hone he nahi dete.
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Hain phool badan unke, kante hain zubano me,
Shishe ke hai darwaje, patthar ki dukano me,
Kashmir ki wadi me beparda jo nikale ho,
Kya aag lagaoge, barfilee chattano me,
Do pal ki mohabbat ko bas dil me hi rahne do,
Beparda na hona ab tum aisi fizaon me,
Yun dil me basi mere, tasveer tumhari hai,
Jaise koi paikar ho patthar ki gufaon me,
Shoharat ki bulandi par itna na udo sajan,
Parwaj na kho jayen, in unchi udano me.
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Shishe ke hai darwaje, patthar ki dukano me,
Kashmir ki wadi me beparda jo nikale ho,
Kya aag lagaoge, barfilee chattano me,
Do pal ki mohabbat ko bas dil me hi rahne do,
Beparda na hona ab tum aisi fizaon me,
Yun dil me basi mere, tasveer tumhari hai,
Jaise koi paikar ho patthar ki gufaon me,
Shoharat ki bulandi par itna na udo sajan,
Parwaj na kho jayen, in unchi udano me.
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Tum chhupate rahe ehsas meri chahat ka,
Hamne to dil ke dhadakne ka sabab manga liya,
Jisne di dil ko mere aag usi katil se,
Apni aankhon ki kataron ko nami man liya,
Hamne to pyar se ek shahar sukhan manga liya,
Jannaten chhod di mitti ka badan manga liya,
Oh Musalman thi Bhagwan se sharmati rahi,
Aur Allah se sajan ne sanam manga liya.
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Hamne to dil ke dhadakne ka sabab manga liya,
Jisne di dil ko mere aag usi katil se,
Apni aankhon ki kataron ko nami man liya,
Hamne to pyar se ek shahar sukhan manga liya,
Jannaten chhod di mitti ka badan manga liya,
Oh Musalman thi Bhagwan se sharmati rahi,
Aur Allah se sajan ne sanam manga liya.
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Funny Shayari
Zaroori Toh Nahin Hai Ke, Jeene Ke Liye Sahara Ho, Zaroori Toh Nahin Ke, Hum Jinke Hain Woh Bhi Hamare Ho, Kuch Kashtiyan Doob Bhi Toh Jaaya Karti Hai, Zaroori Nahin Ke Har Kashti Ke *shayari* Yeh Kaliya Bhi Khil Uththi, Baharon Ne Aane Main Der Kardi. Aaj Woh Bhi Hamare Saath Hote, Humne Izhaar Karne Main Der Kardi. Itna Satana Acha Nahin Hota, Maan Jao Ke Intezaar Acha Nahin Hota, Woh Phool Hi To The jinko Hum Liye Khade Hai. Ab To Woh Bhi Murjha Se Gaye Hai, Aapke Intezaar Main Woh Bhikar Se Gaye Hai. Phool Toh Phir Bhi Khil Jayenge, Humara Kya Hoga Jo Aapke, Intezaar Main Khade Hain.
*[Shayari]*
Ae Baarish Tu Itna Mat Baras, Ke Woh Aa Na Sake. Aur Aaye Toh Itna Baras Ki, Woh Wapas Jaa Na Sake. Khusboo ki poshak pehn kar kaun gali mein aya hai, kaisa pehgham sath laya hai, khidaki khaul kar bahair dekho Mausam mere dil ki batein tum sey kehney aya hai Khusboo ki poshak pehn kar kaun gali mein aya hai, kaisa pehgham sath laya hai, khidaki khaul kar bahair dekho Mausam mere dil ki batein tum sey kehney aya hai Liye Kinara Ho......
Funny Shayaris
Meri Dil Ki Har Ek Dhadkan, Tere Dil Ne Churaali hai, Kiya Hai Humne Toh Izhaar, Ke Ab Baari Tumhari Hai, Jo Tum Keh Do Yeh Bas Ek Baar, Ke Meri Dhadkan Tumhari Hai, Dikha Denge Mohabbat, Apni Duniya Se Nirali Hai.
Hindi Shayari
Chaho Na Chaho Tum Humhe Dil Se, Mohabbat Karo Na Karo Tum Humhe Dil Se, Par E Dil Ki Dhadkan, Nafrat Na Karo Tum Humhe Dil Se. Jab Aati Hai Yaad Tumhari, Tab Main Gun Gunathi Hoon. Kahin Aansu Na Aa Jaaye, Isliye Muskuraati Hoon.
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Zaroori Toh Nahin Hai Ke, Jeene Ke Liye Sahara Ho, Zaroori Toh Nahin Ke, Hum Jinke Hain Woh Bhi Hamare Ho, Kuch Kashtiyan Doob Bhi Toh Jaaya Karti Hai, Zaroori Nahin Ke Har Kashti Ke *shayari* Yeh Kaliya Bhi Khil Uththi, Baharon Ne Aane Main Der Kardi. Aaj Woh Bhi Hamare Saath Hote, Humne Izhaar Karne Main Der Kardi. Itna Satana Acha Nahin Hota, Maan Jao Ke Intezaar Acha Nahin Hota, Woh Phool Hi To The jinko Hum Liye Khade Hai. Ab To Woh Bhi Murjha Se Gaye Hai, Aapke Intezaar Main Woh Bhikar Se Gaye Hai. Phool Toh Phir Bhi Khil Jayenge, Humara Kya Hoga Jo Aapke, Intezaar Main Khade Hain.
*[Shayari]*
Ae Baarish Tu Itna Mat Baras, Ke Woh Aa Na Sake. Aur Aaye Toh Itna Baras Ki, Woh Wapas Jaa Na Sake. Khusboo ki poshak pehn kar kaun gali mein aya hai, kaisa pehgham sath laya hai, khidaki khaul kar bahair dekho Mausam mere dil ki batein tum sey kehney aya hai Khusboo ki poshak pehn kar kaun gali mein aya hai, kaisa pehgham sath laya hai, khidaki khaul kar bahair dekho Mausam mere dil ki batein tum sey kehney aya hai Liye Kinara Ho......
Funny Shayaris
Meri Dil Ki Har Ek Dhadkan, Tere Dil Ne Churaali hai, Kiya Hai Humne Toh Izhaar, Ke Ab Baari Tumhari Hai, Jo Tum Keh Do Yeh Bas Ek Baar, Ke Meri Dhadkan Tumhari Hai, Dikha Denge Mohabbat, Apni Duniya Se Nirali Hai.
Hindi Shayari
Chaho Na Chaho Tum Humhe Dil Se, Mohabbat Karo Na Karo Tum Humhe Dil Se, Par E Dil Ki Dhadkan, Nafrat Na Karo Tum Humhe Dil Se. Jab Aati Hai Yaad Tumhari, Tab Main Gun Gunathi Hoon. Kahin Aansu Na Aa Jaaye, Isliye Muskuraati Hoon.
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NA KARTA SIKAYAT ZAMANE SE KOI, AGAR MAAN JATA MANANE SE KOI, KYUN KISIKO YAD KARTA KOI, AGAR BHUL JATA BHULANE SE KOI,
GAM KI BIJLI GIRI JAL GAYA ASHIYAN, CHHUT GAYE HAMSAFAR LUT GAYA KARVAN,
ZINDGI KI AAB MUJE TAMANNA NAHI, MAUT BHITAR NA AAYE TO MEIN KYA KARU.
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GAM KI BIJLI GIRI JAL GAYA ASHIYAN, CHHUT GAYE HAMSAFAR LUT GAYA KARVAN,
ZINDGI KI AAB MUJE TAMANNA NAHI, MAUT BHITAR NA AAYE TO MEIN KYA KARU.
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HASANA MANA HAI. DON'T LAUGH PLS.
Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna.
Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna...
School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....
Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,.,
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,.,
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,.,
Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.....
UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA, UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE,
RAKHKE MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO PATANE LAGE....
Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge...
Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,
Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge....
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum.
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum,
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum
Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...
Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....
palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
Aasani se nahi mile ho
National zoological Park se churaya hai tumhe....!!!
abhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai ,
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai,Aur maango to inkaar karte hain...
Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,
Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari...
Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari....
Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho...
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Lagata hain Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...
PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,
SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,
DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,
DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI....
Batoun mein jiski rawani nahi hai,
Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai,
Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta hai,
Woh powder hai nada(Pure) Jawani nahi hai....
College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
Nitis ki jagah luvmail hota hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai...
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua...
Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo;
Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede...
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede...
Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega
Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega...
Baithe tere khayalon mein,
Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...
Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...
Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...
Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
Sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha...
Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,
Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen.
Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,
Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...
har khushi ko teri taraf moor doo.
Tery liye chand taare tak toor doo.
khushiyo k darwazey tere liye khol doo..
Itna kaafi hai ya do char or jhoot bole doon....
Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai,
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai,
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat,
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai...
Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye,
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye,
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating,
Banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye.......
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Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna.
Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna...
School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....
Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,.,
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,.,
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,.,
Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.....
UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA, UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE,
RAKHKE MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO PATANE LAGE....
Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge...
Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,
Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge....
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum.
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum,
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum
Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...
Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....
palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
Aasani se nahi mile ho
National zoological Park se churaya hai tumhe....!!!
abhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai ,
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai,Aur maango to inkaar karte hain...
Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,
Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari...
Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari....
Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho...
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Lagata hain Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...
PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,
SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,
DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,
DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI....
Batoun mein jiski rawani nahi hai,
Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai,
Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta hai,
Woh powder hai nada(Pure) Jawani nahi hai....
College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
Nitis ki jagah luvmail hota hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai...
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua...
Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo;
Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede...
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede...
Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega
Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega...
Baithe tere khayalon mein,
Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...
Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...
Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...
Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
Sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha...
Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,
Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen.
Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,
Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...
har khushi ko teri taraf moor doo.
Tery liye chand taare tak toor doo.
khushiyo k darwazey tere liye khol doo..
Itna kaafi hai ya do char or jhoot bole doon....
Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai,
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai,
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat,
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai...
Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye,
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye,
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating,
Banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye.......
From India, Bangalore
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Just a query: Who is this stupid making idiotic comments on Sardars? Don't forget their bravery and smartness brought them the Prime Minister (Manmohan Singh) of one of the leading fantastic countries in the world.
These kinds of remarks are simply very offensive and unacceptable to any community. So, next time you post any jokes, better watch it out!
From Ireland, Dublin
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These kinds of remarks are simply very offensive and unacceptable to any community. So, next time you post any jokes, better watch it out!
From Ireland, Dublin
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