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Once in Brazil, a plane crashed, and only a monkey who was traveling on the plane was left alive. Fortunately, the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and respond through actions.

The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a conversation with the monkey.

Officer: 'When the plane took off, what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'Tying their belts.'

Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Saying hello! Good morning!'

Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Checking the system.'

Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Looking for my people.'

Officer: 'After 10 minutes, what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'Having beverages and snacks.'

Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Serving the travelers.'

Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the steering.'

Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Eating and throwing.'

Officer: 'After 30 minutes, what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'Some were sleeping, and some were reading.'

Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Applying makeup.'

Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the steering.'

Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Nothing.'

Officer: 'Just before the plane crash, what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'All were sleeping.'

Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the air hostess.'

Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the steering!!!!'

No more questions!

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Hey Mridulika, why do you pretend that you have already seen or know all those postings done by others in this forum? I have noticed it. Is it really true, or do you just want to show others that you... you got what I mean, right? :-x:-x:-x:-x
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