If you are already in a relationship or married, these are the rules that you ought to follow:
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.
7. If rule number 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know what's on her mind, whether she wants him to be calm, angry, or upset.
13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
14. The female always gets the last word!
:-D:-D:-D:icon10:
From India, Hyderabad
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.
7. If rule number 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know what's on her mind, whether she wants him to be calm, angry, or upset.
13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
14. The female always gets the last word!
:-D:-D:-D:icon10:
From India, Hyderabad
Hello Manju , The keys to run a house is still in the hands of male. So I dont think at any point of time , the woman is going to rule the house. Regards Usha
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
Behind the success of every successful man, there is a woman. Man and woman play an equal part in life, and in our country, a female is also considered as Lakshmi, which means she brings wealth and prosperity with her. All important gods like Shiva and Vishnu are incomplete without their female partners.
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Bravooooooooo.............heheheheh its amazing yaar :-P:-P:-P:-P pooor guys...........................:icon6::-D:icon6:
From India, Lucknow
From India, Lucknow
Hello Manju,
How are you?
After going through your post, I felt... :-P
Alone, I can say...
Alone, I can smile...
Alone, I can enjoy...
That's the beauty of marriage.
BUT KEEP SMILING ALWAYS.. :-D
Good one, Manju :)
Regards,
AK
From India, Thana
How are you?
After going through your post, I felt... :-P
Alone, I can say...
Alone, I can smile...
Alone, I can enjoy...
That's the beauty of marriage.
BUT KEEP SMILING ALWAYS.. :-D
Good one, Manju :)
Regards,
AK
From India, Thana
WOMAN = thinks she rules ... :icon10: but...:icon1: MAN ... Actually RULES . !!!! :icon6: Haa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .... :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
Hey, good one Muskan. 😜
Oh really, Venu? 😜 Jaago, Shyam ho gayi hain... bori bisthra baandho... bahut kaam ho gaya hain. 😜😂 Actually, man rules but factually, woman. 😂
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From India, Delhi
Oh really, Venu? 😜 Jaago, Shyam ho gayi hain... bori bisthra baandho... bahut kaam ho gaya hain. 😜😂 Actually, man rules but factually, woman. 😂
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From India, Delhi
:-D I was jus kidding Nitin.. And Venu always a day dreamer..:-D. How are you..:-P Hi Sindhu dear kaise ho yaar..:icon1:
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
Hey, that's unfair! Hahaha... I know that's for fun, but take note, guys. In a marriage, nobody should rule each other. I mean, husband and wife should be equal in running the marriage. :)
Angie
From Philippines, Cebu
Angie
From Philippines, Cebu
Hey Muskan, badiya hoom yaar. Apni Sunao... Kaise rahi Bumper Holidays? 😄 Anglie ke baat main hai DUM, VENU ko ab hai aur koi GUM. 😄 Daydreaming and Screaming! 😆😆😆😆
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Hey Muskan, all good buddy? Tell me about yourself... How were the Bumper Holidays? 😄 There's strength in the English language, VENU has it, and no GUM anymore. 😄 Daydreaming and Screaming! 😆😆😆😆
From India, Delhi
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Hey Muskan, all good buddy? Tell me about yourself... How were the Bumper Holidays? 😄 There's strength in the English language, VENU has it, and no GUM anymore. 😄 Daydreaming and Screaming! 😆😆😆😆
From India, Delhi
Hi Manju, Sindhu, Venu, how are you all? Kaisa chal raha hai? Sab khairiyath? Good one, Manju! "Both rule, none follow" most of the time... ;) I think there are so many new people around. Good to see many changes. I miss our gang SMSV. :) :) :)
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
chalo..phir shuru hojathe hein....lets take some time out for our gang...lets work it out... i will add connecting citehr again as one of my JR, and freinds responses as KRAs
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
Hmmm it should work..:idea:.. Lets us all try Sari..:icon10:.. Let us all GET SET GO..:icon1:
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
Hi Sari, you said it perfectly Khari! Are we ready? I really miss our gang. Even this site is getting faster. Let's switch gears and match its speed. Venu & Manju, what do you think? By the way, where is Santu?
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Hi SMS!!!
Nice to see you in one post yaar!! I missed all the fun... it's been very long... since January or February, I suppose, that we never had a jugalbandi!! Isn't it?? :)
Kya SINDHU... MASTER LEG PULLER!!?? :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
Nice to see you in one post yaar!! I missed all the fun... it's been very long... since January or February, I suppose, that we never had a jugalbandi!! Isn't it?? :)
Kya SINDHU... MASTER LEG PULLER!!?? :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
Ya Very True........Venu.:-P....Me ready to take PHD.:-D....are you ready......steady...........let’s start without wasting any time in the Gadi:icon6:.....
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Manju ka green signal gaya! Batti gul ho gayi! Next would be me and Sari possibly! Ha ha ha ha ha...
Sindhu...
Manju gai,
Sari bhi samjho gayi,
Main bhi... samajh lo gaya,
Ab PHD ek hee bach gaya re bhaiya! ;)
Kal subah hai na fresh naya naya...!
From India, Hyderabad
Sindhu...
Manju gai,
Sari bhi samjho gayi,
Main bhi... samajh lo gaya,
Ab PHD ek hee bach gaya re bhaiya! ;)
Kal subah hai na fresh naya naya...!
From India, Hyderabad
GOOD MORNING ...........dear Friends..............:-P Subah hogayi Venu:-P....................Bathi tho abhi bhi Gul hai:confused:.....yeh kya gal hai:-D Hey Sari & Muskan..........kee Haal Chaal?:)
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Hi Sindhu, Manju, Venu.. :) :) :) How are you guys? Sindhu, haal chaal teek hain.. Aap ki sunao.. Manju, lo mein aagayee.... Yeh don ka kuch pata nahin.. Phir se hosh kho baita shayad.. ;) Aur Santu underworld mein gaya shayad ;)
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
Hey Sari, apun ka to wahi haddi wahi khaal and qayal hain:-P
Tumney ekdum sahi farmaya dear... DON phir se apni yaddash kho baitha hai shayad... OOOOOOOOOh Ha Ha (laughing in DON Style)
Santu toh ab busy personality hogaye hain... agar milney ka to appointment leneka:-D
From India, Delhi
Tumney ekdum sahi farmaya dear... DON phir se apni yaddash kho baitha hai shayad... OOOOOOOOOh Ha Ha (laughing in DON Style)
Santu toh ab busy personality hogaye hain... agar milney ka to appointment leneka:-D
From India, Delhi
Here are some rules with modifications for those who are already in a relationship or married to follow:
1. The female always makes the rules but must not follow.
2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification, but rule number 1 defines that not following is a must.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules unless the male follows them.
4. The female is never wrong, but as per the sentence, the female is always wrong.
5. If the female is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding, which was a direct result of something she thinks is wrong.
6. The female can change her mind at any given point in time, but it is not necessary to agree with her.
7. The female must never change her mind without the express written consent of the male.
8. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time but only in front of a mirror.
9. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
From India, Pune
1. The female always makes the rules but must not follow.
2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification, but rule number 1 defines that not following is a must.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules unless the male follows them.
4. The female is never wrong, but as per the sentence, the female is always wrong.
5. If the female is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding, which was a direct result of something she thinks is wrong.
6. The female can change her mind at any given point in time, but it is not necessary to agree with her.
7. The female must never change her mind without the express written consent of the male.
8. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time but only in front of a mirror.
9. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
From India, Pune
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