If Men Got Pregnant:
Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay. There would be a cure for stretch marks. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective
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43Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay. There would be a cure for stretch marks. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective
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we day dream with open eyes ....so our dreams arent very far from reality :D :D Sari enjoyed a lot ...hahahhahahaha
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1) " Jamba Lakidi Pamba " 2) " amma ....... Aasa, Dosa, Appadam, Vada " :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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that day is not very far venu...... all the girls already started praying..... no appadam dosa vada....... :wink: :wink: what a fun to see men crying... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: What is this Venu.... plz tell :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Even after January 2108 u say same thing ie "the day is not far" U can always see men crying in d future but that future will never become present..... Take it lite ...... Regards, Santu :o
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Its really outstanding and makes us ponder over it. Its really heartning to feel what our other Halves have to go through. :roll: ......This is the other sandeep .. ......sandeep sable
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My dear unusual individual,
Thanks for your compliment. Make sure to check out whether you possess the 6th or 7th sense, or the 'n'th sense, to recognize me as an astrologer. 😂😂😂
Regards, Santosh Nag.
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Thanks for your compliment. Make sure to check out whether you possess the 6th or 7th sense, or the 'n'th sense, to recognize me as an astrologer. 😂😂😂
Regards, Santosh Nag.
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No, dear. I have only 5 senses bestowed on me by the Almighty, and those senses tell me that you possess all the good qualities to become an astrologer (like making baseless presumptions and presenting them convincingly, etc. 😄).
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Sure, here is the corrected text with proper spelling, grammar, and paragraph formatting:
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Venu ji, please explain... Hassan ji asked you a query... 😜 😂
Kuch Khaas hai nahi Hassan Bhai... woh Telugu Film ke Humor Quotes the... Hindi mein unka thek thek anuvaad... umm... pata nahi hai yaar... kher... message sirf itna tha... "Acchaaaaaa.... aisa Kyaaa"
Could not explain Sari. If you can think of a better explanation, please provide it... waise bhi apna 'Official Translator' hai na... kahan hai Mr. Santosh is waqt? 😜 😂 😂 😂 😂
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Venu ji, please explain... Hassan ji asked you a query... 😜 😂
Kuch Khaas hai nahi Hassan Bhai... woh Telugu Film ke Humor Quotes the... Hindi mein unka thek thek anuvaad... umm... pata nahi hai yaar... kher... message sirf itna tha... "Acchaaaaaa.... aisa Kyaaa"
Could not explain Sari. If you can think of a better explanation, please provide it... waise bhi apna 'Official Translator' hai na... kahan hai Mr. Santosh is waqt? 😜 😂 😂 😂 😂
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
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Hi Venu, Yar yeh kya baat hoi ki likh bhi diya aur pata nahi.... :lol: Sari, aap hi kuch samjha dain :D
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Ok, Hassan ji, let me tell you. In Telugu, there is a film called "Jamba Lakidi Pamba," where the roles of males and females are vice versa. Men become pregnant, and females are bosses. It's a funny film.
In the context of "Aasa, Dosa, Appadam," the response is "no chance, we don't accept" from Venu.
That's all, Hassan ji. I hope you got it! 😂😂😂
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In the context of "Aasa, Dosa, Appadam," the response is "no chance, we don't accept" from Venu.
That's all, Hassan ji. I hope you got it! 😂😂😂
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Ya Sure Girls... You can have a blast!!! God is listening!
But... phir bhi... He can't revert his creation!!!!!!
But nowadays, doctors do something called a "Change Operation" 😉
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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But... phir bhi... He can't revert his creation!!!!!!
But nowadays, doctors do something called a "Change Operation" 😉
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Hello Venu, This is Usha. God cannot change his creation . But science can. And very soon it will come true. God will surely change his creation
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well said usha... :wink: see you are overcoming your inhibitions..and beocming an extrovert...........wonderful tip and platform to learn is the BIG BOSS.. "CITHR..".... Welcome to "Ranbhoomi"...
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oh god fight is still going on. Listen girls, nothing would happen like this so please stop dreaming and get back to work. regds, Mann
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Science Can ....!! :P God Can’t ..... !!!! :roll: Remember Darwin’s Theory .......... That was an " BIG FLOP " :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Hi all,
Thanks for the good comments given by men. By the way, boys, you know something: when a man gets married to a woman, he starts to cry, and if he has a mother, it is double. When the wife and his mother start fighting, it is treble. When he gets a daughter, the trouble goes to the extreme.
So girls, do not worry. Boys need not get pregnant. If they get married, they start crying. This is the biggest curse. Pity the boys.
Regards,
Gayathri
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Thanks for the good comments given by men. By the way, boys, you know something: when a man gets married to a woman, he starts to cry, and if he has a mother, it is double. When the wife and his mother start fighting, it is treble. When he gets a daughter, the trouble goes to the extreme.
So girls, do not worry. Boys need not get pregnant. If they get married, they start crying. This is the biggest curse. Pity the boys.
Regards,
Gayathri
From India
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