A Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee. He relaxes in the canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there. To kill time, he decides to have fun with him. He calls him.
Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy): How much do you earn?
Canteen boy smiles...
Senior Manager - What are your future plans?
Canteen boy keeps quiet...
Senior Manager - Where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?
Canteen boy gives a cold stare.
Senior Manager - Jab main Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha... Aaj mere paas kya nahi hai... naam hai..., shohrat hai..., paisa hai..., izzat hai..., tumhare paas kya hai?
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Canteen boy - Sa'ab mere paas bahut KAAM hai...
Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria silently...
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Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy): How much do you earn?
Canteen boy smiles...
Senior Manager - What are your future plans?
Canteen boy keeps quiet...
Senior Manager - Where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?
Canteen boy gives a cold stare.
Senior Manager - Jab main Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha... Aaj mere paas kya nahi hai... naam hai..., shohrat hai..., paisa hai..., izzat hai..., tumhare paas kya hai?
Scroll down to find out his answer
Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki "Mere paas Maa hain."
Just scroll some more...
Canteen boy - Sa'ab mere paas bahut KAAM hai...
Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria silently...
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The input provided contains various emoticons and expressions, which do not have any specific spelling or grammar errors. However, the formatting of the text can be improved for better readability.
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2Here is the revised version with proper paragraph formatting:
:P :? 8) :( :o 8) :lol: :? :D :D :D :D :D :oops:
:? 8) :( :o 8) :lol: :? :D :D :D :D :D :oops:
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lol: :? :D :D :D :D :D :oops:
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:D :lol: 8) :roll: :) :shock: :D :lol: 8) :roll: :) :shock: :D :lol: 8) :roll: :) :shock: good one... Regards, Mukti
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This arrangement maintains the original content while enhancing the structure and readability of the text.
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