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Sardar: I havenít slept all night in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didnít u Exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Exchange in the lower berth.


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Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody will b there............. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there


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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!


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Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?


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Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!


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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".


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Sardar gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this.
Sardar: "I've been promoted as branch manager."


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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!


bhaiya thread delete hi kar diya???????????????? :( wats the problem wit them yaar????????????????????
Durga is rite............sohi.....post something good things......some knowledge sharing with chatting...... me continue with jokes........

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It’s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.


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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.


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Sardar wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rupees back!


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Postman: - I have to come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....


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Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'...........Sardar
said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.


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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U
divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR


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Sardar's wish :when I die, I want to die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his
sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..


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Sardar at an ArtGallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!


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Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.


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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab. Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.


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A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening and not in the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.


Nice jokes Viral :-D Keep posting

Regards
AK

Prince Charles & Gajhodharji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Gajhodhar thinks "how poetic"
Gajhodhar says, "pass the custard you bastard".
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Gajhodhar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Gajhodhar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Gajhodhar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?
how much is DRIVING salary...?
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Gajhodhar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
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A Tamilian call up Gajhodhar and asks " tamil therima??"
Gajhodhar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Gajhodharji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Gajhodharji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..
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Different in Colours
A Britisher came to India to travel across the country and after travelling though out India, one day he asked a Desi person...
British : Why you Indian are different colours,we British are all same colour White
Desi : Sir,have you seen horses,they are different in colours but all Donkeys are same in colours.

panga....... hamse matlo dosto....... ......

Husband & Wife
Beggar : " oh sundari, andha hoon, sawa paanch rupya de de.."
Husband told his wife : De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mei yeh andha hai..


Regards
AK

Thanks.....more for u guys........
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Sardar goes to china to find the meaning of friend’s last words.
It is 'U ARE STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!"

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A SARDAR went to a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form he had gone to DELHI for filling up. U know y?
FORM says “FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

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A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was? . . . .. . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

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A Sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
Function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Good Morning......frnds.......enjoy.....today's jokes.......

Twinkle Twinkle little star You should know what you are
And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far.

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TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?
STUDENTS== Daddy cat, Mummy cat and two kittens!

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Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.
The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.

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Why does history keep repeating it self?
Because we weren't listening the first time!

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A Sardarji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... Still he was in jail.......why?
Because all the 6 were fire brigade staff!

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An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
A Sardar was observing him, suddenly a star falls,
Seeing that Sardar shouted "kya nishana hai"

hahhahahahaahaa................ gr8 jokes.........keep posting goodmorning to bhaiya....and all in the thread......................
Hi......Sohi and Durgs........where are others...........

oh....really ditti......I don't know all jokes are old.........but I never told k.....I have new and fresh jokes......hahaha......so enjoy.........

"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"Yes of course...." "Great! I never could before"

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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too Not in cage but laughing at you.

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When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness
And if after you pray and you’re still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!

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Ek dost ne Sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta."
Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."

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4 high-tech Sardar inventions:
---Waterproof towel ---Solar powered torch ---Book on how to read ---Pedal powered wheel chair.

Hi Good Morning..........everybody:idea:
Ok tho aaj Mehfil Yahan Jami hain
Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado:unsure:
Santa aage nahin bada:?:
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?:?:
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha:mrgreen:

yes.........hum sub ko mil ne ka bahana chahiye......bus di........enjoy few more........
Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what ---To avoid side effect!!!

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Man: Sardarji where were u born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in Punjab".

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Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke ---
Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.

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Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha
"akal badhi ya bhais "
Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".


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