Enjoy some more Funny Shayaris... 😂 😂 😂 😂
1) Purana Loha becho. Teen dabba becho. Tute fute saman becho. Plastic ke dibbe becho. Raddi akhbar becho. Un paiso se Balance dalva k sms to BHEJO.
2) Arz kiya hai: Soch samajh k na ki shaadi jisne, Usne jivan bigad liya, aur chaturai se ki jisne shadi, usne bhi kya ukhad liya.. Wah.,Wah.
3) U R MY BEST, SMART, CUTE, LOVABLE, SWEETEST, and INTELLIGENT FRIEND. NOTE: -Is msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai Inka wastawikta se koi sambandh nahi hai
4) What's the similarity between Marriage & 11:59 pm? Simple-Dono k baad 12 bajte hai...aur... din badal jate hai..!!
5) Boy: Suit bada acha pehna hai Girl: Thanx Boy: Lipstik bahut achi lagai h Girl: Thanx Boy: Makeup bhi bahut acha kia h Girl: Thanx "bhaiya" Boy: Fir bhi sundar nahi lag rahi ho.
6) A SARDAR traveling in a train gets down in every station & buys ticket for the next station. Guess Why? Bcoz doctor told him to avoid 'Long Journey'.
7) Why do monkeys eat bananas & not grass? ... SORRY, it's your personal matter, I should not interfere.. ;-)
Cool Santa apni biwi k office gaya to dekha Boss k godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa: Chal Laajo, aisi jagah kam nahi karna jahan staff ke liye kursi b na ho!.
8) Q:- Aisi-Taisi kab hoti hai? Ans:- Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki ganth na khule.
9) Mohobbat me jene wale.. 'Khushnaseeb hote hai.' Mohobbat me marnewale.. 'Ajeeb hote hai.' Aur.. Harwaqt.. Mohobbat ki baate karnewale.. 'Badhtameej hote hai'.. But wait. Aisa apun ko lagta hai. Aapko kya lagta hai? Jawaab deneka. Warna jawaab nahi denewale.. Dimaag ke marij hote hai! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😎 😎 😎
Regards, Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
1) Purana Loha becho. Teen dabba becho. Tute fute saman becho. Plastic ke dibbe becho. Raddi akhbar becho. Un paiso se Balance dalva k sms to BHEJO.
2) Arz kiya hai: Soch samajh k na ki shaadi jisne, Usne jivan bigad liya, aur chaturai se ki jisne shadi, usne bhi kya ukhad liya.. Wah.,Wah.
3) U R MY BEST, SMART, CUTE, LOVABLE, SWEETEST, and INTELLIGENT FRIEND. NOTE: -Is msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai Inka wastawikta se koi sambandh nahi hai
4) What's the similarity between Marriage & 11:59 pm? Simple-Dono k baad 12 bajte hai...aur... din badal jate hai..!!
5) Boy: Suit bada acha pehna hai Girl: Thanx Boy: Lipstik bahut achi lagai h Girl: Thanx Boy: Makeup bhi bahut acha kia h Girl: Thanx "bhaiya" Boy: Fir bhi sundar nahi lag rahi ho.
6) A SARDAR traveling in a train gets down in every station & buys ticket for the next station. Guess Why? Bcoz doctor told him to avoid 'Long Journey'.
7) Why do monkeys eat bananas & not grass? ... SORRY, it's your personal matter, I should not interfere.. ;-)
Cool Santa apni biwi k office gaya to dekha Boss k godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa: Chal Laajo, aisi jagah kam nahi karna jahan staff ke liye kursi b na ho!.
8) Q:- Aisi-Taisi kab hoti hai? Ans:- Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki ganth na khule.
9) Mohobbat me jene wale.. 'Khushnaseeb hote hai.' Mohobbat me marnewale.. 'Ajeeb hote hai.' Aur.. Harwaqt.. Mohobbat ki baate karnewale.. 'Badhtameej hote hai'.. But wait. Aisa apun ko lagta hai. Aapko kya lagta hai? Jawaab deneka. Warna jawaab nahi denewale.. Dimaag ke marij hote hai! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😎 😎 😎
Regards, Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
Shayris batakar joke likhne wale bhi ajeeb hote hain! Hum kay Jawab de unko, Woh Ajayabghar ki Cheez hote hain!! :D :D :D
From India, Calcutta
From India, Calcutta
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From India, Hyderabad
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From India, Hyderabad
Hi Amit,
Nice posting.
Akhiri shayri ka jawab aarj kiya hai................... Mohobbat me jene wale 'Khushnaseeb hote hai.' Mohobbat me marnewale.. 'Ajeeb hote hai.' Aur..Harwaqt. . Mohobbat ki baate karnewale.. 'Badhtameej hote hai' Aur jo mohabbat to kare par ijhar karne se ghabraye wo bahut sharif hote hai.
From India, Srinagar
Nice posting.
Akhiri shayri ka jawab aarj kiya hai................... Mohobbat me jene wale 'Khushnaseeb hote hai.' Mohobbat me marnewale.. 'Ajeeb hote hai.' Aur..Harwaqt. . Mohobbat ki baate karnewale.. 'Badhtameej hote hai' Aur jo mohabbat to kare par ijhar karne se ghabraye wo bahut sharif hote hai.
From India, Srinagar
Hi Amit,
Nice posting.
Akhiri shayri ka jawab aarj kiya hai. Mohobbat mein jene wale 'Khushnaseeb hote hai.' Mohobbat mein marne wale 'Ajeeb hote hai.' Aur... Har waqt, Mohobbat ki baate karne wale 'Badhtameej hote hai.' Aur jo mohabbat to kare, par ijhar karne se ghabraye, wo bahut sharif hote hai.
Regards,
KIRAN ARORA
From India, Srinagar
Nice posting.
Akhiri shayri ka jawab aarj kiya hai. Mohobbat mein jene wale 'Khushnaseeb hote hai.' Mohobbat mein marne wale 'Ajeeb hote hai.' Aur... Har waqt, Mohobbat ki baate karne wale 'Badhtameej hote hai.' Aur jo mohabbat to kare, par ijhar karne se ghabraye, wo bahut sharif hote hai.
Regards,
KIRAN ARORA
From India, Srinagar
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