Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
Question: What is the full form of maths?
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students.
Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work, what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday.
Which is the pan in which we cannot fry something?......
Japan.
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No ma'am! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
Teacher: "Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny: "Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day, same time."
Teacher: How old is your father?
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became a father only after I was born.
Teacher: There is a frog, a ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 years.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 years old, and she is half mad.
Student: (to teacher) Ma'am, my pen has run out of ink.
Teacher: Go run after it.
Teacher: Ramu, get up. How can you sleep in my class?
Ramu: I can, teacher, if you keep your voice down.
Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
Teacher: "What is your name?".
Student: "Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher: "When I ask a question in English, answer it in English."
Student: "My name is Sunlight."
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14Student: Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
Question: What is the full form of maths?
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students.
Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work, what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday.
Which is the pan in which we cannot fry something?......
Japan.
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No ma'am! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
Teacher: "Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny: "Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day, same time."
Teacher: How old is your father?
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became a father only after I was born.
Teacher: There is a frog, a ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 years.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 years old, and she is half mad.
Student: (to teacher) Ma'am, my pen has run out of ink.
Teacher: Go run after it.
Teacher: Ramu, get up. How can you sleep in my class?
Ramu: I can, teacher, if you keep your voice down.
Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
Teacher: "What is your name?".
Student: "Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher: "When I ask a question in English, answer it in English."
Student: "My name is Sunlight."
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Antony, All teaches us effective communication.......... ha ha ha :lol: :lol: :lol: i am trying.. to learn it..
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Hi Anthony,
I liked the last one a lot! Suraj Prakash = Sunlight!! Great! 😂😂
Here is one PJ. Only you need to know Hindi Film songs to understand this one. The Maratha Regiment was fighting hard on the border against the enemies. They had to cross the border to capture the enemy base, but no one was able to cross the border and go across, fearing death. Just then Hawaldar Pawan Kumar Jhonke got up and crossed the border, and nothing happened to him. Why? Because, "Panchi Nadiya PAWAN K JHONKE... Koi Sarhad na Inhe roke" (song from Refugee).
Cheers,
Pallavi
From India, Pune
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I liked the last one a lot! Suraj Prakash = Sunlight!! Great! 😂😂
Here is one PJ. Only you need to know Hindi Film songs to understand this one. The Maratha Regiment was fighting hard on the border against the enemies. They had to cross the border to capture the enemy base, but no one was able to cross the border and go across, fearing death. Just then Hawaldar Pawan Kumar Jhonke got up and crossed the border, and nothing happened to him. Why? Because, "Panchi Nadiya PAWAN K JHONKE... Koi Sarhad na Inhe roke" (song from Refugee).
Cheers,
Pallavi
From India, Pune
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