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Hi, This is a hilarious presentation on the topic of Marriage. It shows how people change in 7 days, 7 months and 7 years, Funny stuff! Have a great day ahead! Shashank
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REJECTED STATE MOTTOS

ALABAMA: Literacy ain't everything

Ya want fries with that?

ALASKA: Come, freeze your butt off

ARIZONA: Winter home to 150,000 snowbirds

ARKANSAS: At least we're not Mississippi

CALIFORNIA: The Granola State

Nobody's actually from here

Fast reloading lanes available

The really long state

COLORADO: Too wimpy to cross the mountains so we stopped here

Official home of the winter ski bunny

CONNECTICUT: Way too close to New York

DELAWARE: You'll need a map to find us

So close to Washington you can smell it

FLORIDA: The Gunshine State

Elephant Graveyard; where the old Republicans go to die

Senior citizen discounts available

Come, enjoy the humidity

The snow capital of the US

GEORGIA: Home of the Rednecks

Gateway to Florida

Confederate money welcome

HAWAII: Sure, we've got Interstates... drive on over

Book 'em Danno

Tom Selleck, Jack Lord, Don Ho - Paradise!

Come, get laid

IDAHO: Ain't nothing here

We don't care if you spell potato with an "e"

Land of a billion "eyes"

ILLINOIS: Land of the voting dead

Gateway to Iowa

INDIANA: Home of David Letterman

IOWA: Just east of Omaha

It's easy to spell

KANSAS: Hayfever capital of the Midwest

Dole slept here

There's no place like home

Ya want flat, we got flat

KENTUCKY: Tobacco is a vegetable

We're all related

Gateway to Nashville

LOUISIANA: Swim the beautiful Bayou

Cancer Alley's just a name, and names will never hurt you

MAINE: For Sale

You can spit on Canada from here

MARYLAND: If it weren't for Washington, you couldn't find us

MASSACHUSETTS: Home of the young girls from Nantucket, also the home of Ted Kennedy, hmmmm...

MICHIGAN: Land of the free, home of the Buick

MINNESOTA: Not Sweden, but we try to act like it

Sure beats Canada

MISSISSIPPI: We're lucky we can spell it

Why would you want to come here?

MISSOURI: Gateway to Kansas

Here's mine, Show Me yours

We're better than Illinois

MONTANA: Land of the Big Sky, and very little else

We've got lots of 10'x10' shacks in the woods

It's where you're wanted.

At least our cows are sane.

NEBRASKA: More corn than Kansas

Go to Kansas, turn north

NEVADA: More weirdos than Alaska (warmer too)

2 words - Death Valley

3:5 you'll leave broke

We have our own nuclear testing site

NEW HAMPSHIRE: Like Old Hampshire, only newer

About as exciting as Vermont

NEW JERSEY: You have the right to remain silent,

You have the right to an attorney...

Tell 'em Guido sent ya

NEW MEXICO: Lizards make excellent pets

We have reservations

Alien Welcome Center - Roswell

NEW YORK: At least we're not New Jersey!

We're more than a big city; we're a state

Like we CARE about a motto

English spoken here; sometimes

NORTH CAROLINA: Five million people; Fifteen last names

We're bigger than South Carolina

NORTH DAKOTA: The OTHER South Dakota

OHIO: Don't judge us by Cleveland

Proud polluters of Lake Erie

We're easy to spell

OKLAHOMA: We're OK, you're NOT!

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto

OREGON: As pretty as California but not as weird

We're not named after a musical instrument

You can see the sunset from here

PENNSYLVANIA: Cook with coal

Free lube job with oil change

RHODE ISLAND: Size ain't everything

Nobody famous came from Rhode Island

SOUTH CAROLINA: Just south of North Carolina

SOUTH DAKOTA: Closer than North Dakota

TENNESSEE: The Educashun State

Thank goodness we've still got Elvis

A great fixer-upper

TEXAS: Si Hablo Ingles

See, EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!

UTAH: Our Jesus is better than your Jesus

At least our sheep can't talk

VERMONT: Bet you can't name 2 of our towns

VIRGINIA: Please don't confuse us with West Virginia!

WASHINGTON: We like our state, so STAY OUT!

WEST VIRGINIA: Where "family values" has a different meaning

WISCONSIN: Land of funny accents.

Say "Cheese"

WYOMING: Where men are lonely and sheep are scared


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