Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later, he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks,
Bill Gates.
Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference: "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko America mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo Prasad continued: "Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa? Par letter angrezi mein hai - isliye saath-saath Hindi mein translate bhi karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad - Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya,
You do not meet - aap to milte hein naheen ho,
our requirement - humko to zaroorat hai.
Please do not send any further correspondence - ab letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahi.
No phone call - phone ka bhi zaroorat nahi hai.
Shall be entertained - bahut khatir ki jayegi.
Thanks - aapka bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates - Tohar Bilva.
From India, New Delhi
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A few days later, he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks,
Bill Gates.
Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference: "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko America mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo Prasad continued: "Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa? Par letter angrezi mein hai - isliye saath-saath Hindi mein translate bhi karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad - Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya,
You do not meet - aap to milte hein naheen ho,
our requirement - humko to zaroorat hai.
Please do not send any further correspondence - ab letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahi.
No phone call - phone ka bhi zaroorat nahi hai.
Shall be entertained - bahut khatir ki jayegi.
Thanks - aapka bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates - Tohar Bilva.
From India, New Delhi
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That was hilarious, Radhika. Maybe we can take it as a classic example of Lalau's skills to take advantage of any refusal to him in life. After all, you cannot ignore his contributions to his portfolio, making this kind of profits in the Indian Railways; and now it is being studied as a case even at the IIMs!
Best Regards,
Jeevan
From India, Pune
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4Best Regards,
Jeevan
From India, Pune
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