Once Laloo Prasad of Bihar sent his bio-data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation. A few days later, he got this reply:
"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks."
Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party, and when all the guests had come, he said, "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum America mein naukri mil gayi hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo Prasad continued, "Ab main aap sab ko apna appointment letter padhkar sunaunga, par letter angrezi mein hai is liye saath-saath hindi mein translate bhi karunga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad
---- pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet
---- aap to milte hi nahi ho
our requirement
---- hamein to zarurat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence ----
ab letter bhejne ka koi zarurat nahi.
No phone call
---- phone karne ki bhi zarurat nahi hai
shall be entertained
---- bahut khush ki jayegi
From United States, Lynchburg
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1"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks."
Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party, and when all the guests had come, he said, "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum America mein naukri mil gayi hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo Prasad continued, "Ab main aap sab ko apna appointment letter padhkar sunaunga, par letter angrezi mein hai is liye saath-saath hindi mein translate bhi karunga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad
---- pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet
---- aap to milte hi nahi ho
our requirement
---- hamein to zarurat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence ----
ab letter bhejne ka koi zarurat nahi.
No phone call
---- phone karne ki bhi zarurat nahi hai
shall be entertained
---- bahut khush ki jayegi
From United States, Lynchburg
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