rekhadaniel
3

Usually I would not post this but I had some good laughs at this....

-Rekha

In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man

and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man

has rested.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at

the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least

he'll shut up after you let him in!

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother

and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to

another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with

profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why

did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir,

I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but

this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For

whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a

moment to collect him self, then replied, "My wife's first husband."

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the

man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks

and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the

neighbors listen.

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a

wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But

she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The

husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it

because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky,

mine's still alive."

A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally

the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't

be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, I

wouldn't be here."

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After

marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get

married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still

paying for it."

Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after

marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that

he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is

going thru hell.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds "Wife wanted". Next day,

he received a hundred

letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of

one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.......

A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If

you don't promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap

your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my

promise but I hope you will keep yours."

"What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my

wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me

for 30 days." "But that ought to make you happy." "It did, but

today is the last day."

From United States, Saint Louis
Atomleaf
11

Hi Rekha Thats cool. :lol: :lol: :lol: im stil laughin :lol: :lol: :lol: hope to see more Regards
From India, Madras
jayavelk_mba
10

hi rekha,
hope i should be a bachelor to avoid such circumstances.
still enjoyin and forwarded to all my prestigious friends
good job.
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"Life is short and Knowledge is ocean, swim until ur last breath"

From India, Madras
Priyesh Kumar
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: got good sense of humour, wives r like that, should i get marry or not

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