In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharata story to class 6 students. He is at the 'Krishna janma' part of it.
Masterji: "Kansa heard the Aakaashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and Kansa kills him by poisoning... Second one is born, and Kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born...
Now Ramu, who is the smartest of the lot, puts up his hand.
"Masterji, I have a doubt" (sounding nervous and confused)
Masterji: "Ramu beta, the whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata. Then how come you have one?"
Ramu: "Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT Vasudev AND Devaki IN THE SAME CELL?"
Masterji fainted...
From China
Masterji: "Kansa heard the Aakaashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and Kansa kills him by poisoning... Second one is born, and Kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born...
Now Ramu, who is the smartest of the lot, puts up his hand.
"Masterji, I have a doubt" (sounding nervous and confused)
Masterji: "Ramu beta, the whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata. Then how come you have one?"
Ramu: "Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT Vasudev AND Devaki IN THE SAME CELL?"
Masterji fainted...
From China
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From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
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