You can be sure someone is an idiot when he/she:
Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
Sends a fax with a stamp on it.
Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
Tries to drown a fish.
If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.
Thinks socialism means partying.
Trips over a cordless phone.
Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius."
Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Studies for a blood test and fails.
Invents a solar powered flashlight.
Sells the car for gas money.
Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.
Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.
Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Regards,
Manju :)
From India, Hyderabad
2Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
Sends a fax with a stamp on it.
Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
Tries to drown a fish.
If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.
Thinks socialism means partying.
Trips over a cordless phone.
Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius."
Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Studies for a blood test and fails.
Invents a solar powered flashlight.
Sells the car for gas money.
Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.
Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.
Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Regards,
Manju :)
From India, Hyderabad
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Good Ones !! :P
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: get a xerox copy of a blank page..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
want to know......then Pehale 1 Gehra Khadda Khodo........Phir usme ek chair rakho.....aur phir socho.......what is 'Deep Thinking'????? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
he go check all the taps to find out from where exactly the papers leaked out.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, New Delhi
From India, New Delhi
Leakage might be at the 'Over-Head Tank' itself... or
there is a possibility of 'Under Ground' leakage as well :P :wink: :wink:
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From India, Hyderabad
there is a possibility of 'Under Ground' leakage as well :P :wink: :wink:
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From India, Hyderabad
Good Ones Pinkii and Ash.. :) :) :) And Venu.. Yaha pe bhi doing some Deep Thinking.. :) Regards, Manju :)
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
Manju I went through it once again!!!1 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Really good stuff Probably I will raed this once again tomorrow morning!!! Siva .I am not ****** !!!!! I believe so!!!!!!!! :) :) :)
From India, Chennai
From India, Chennai
Manju Just one suggestion for the Subject Title Instead of idiot why dont you change to Moron!!!! :) :) Siva
From India, Chennai
From India, Chennai
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