Dear All, Hilarious - For a Change. I just now came to know that Newton's laws have been revised to meet 'COMPANY Standards'. Please make a note of it.
Revised Newton's Laws
Law -1. Every Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding emails unless he is assigned work by an external unbalanced manager.
Law -2. The rate of change in the work is directly proportional to the payment received from the client and takes place at a quick rate when deadline force is applied.
Law -3. For every appraisal, there is an equal but opposite Work Implementation.
Law of Mistake Conservation -4
(This is ultimate) Mistakes can neither be created nor be removed from coding by an engineer. They can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of mistakes in the coding always remains constant.
Enjoy.
Thanks & Regards,
Sudhir
From India, Vadodara
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1310Revised Newton's Laws
Law -1. Every Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding emails unless he is assigned work by an external unbalanced manager.
Law -2. The rate of change in the work is directly proportional to the payment received from the client and takes place at a quick rate when deadline force is applied.
Law -3. For every appraisal, there is an equal but opposite Work Implementation.
Law of Mistake Conservation -4
(This is ultimate) Mistakes can neither be created nor be removed from coding by an engineer. They can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of mistakes in the coding always remains constant.
Enjoy.
Thanks & Regards,
Sudhir
From India, Vadodara
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