Navigating IT Career Hurdles: How Do You Handle Workplace Challenges and Growth?

Jay: Mausi, ladka ATOS mein kaam karta hai..

Mausi: Hai Ram..!!! Aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??

Jay: Kahan mausi, 2 saal TCS mein rehne ke baad koi company leti kahan hai...

Mausi: Hi Ram to kya, 2 saal se TCS mein hi hai..

Jay: Haan, socha tha 2 saal mein salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to salary bhi zyada nahi mil rahi hai use..

Mausi: To kya salary bhi kam milti hai..?

Jay: Ab appraisal bhi to aasani se kahan hota hai mausi..

Mausi: Hai hai...!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..?

Jay: Senior se ladai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating to nahi milti hai... Mausi..

Mausi: To kya seniors se ladhta bhi hai..?

Jay: Ab 2 saal tak onsite jane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi anban..

Mausi: To kya ab tak ek baar bhi onsite nahi gaya..???

Jay: Ab outdated technology ke developer ki kismat mein to yehi likha hai mausi..

Mausi: Kya kaha ladka outdated technology mein kaam karta hai..!!!

Mausi: Kaunse college se padhai ki hai..?

Jay: Uska pata lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar denge!!

Jay: To main rishta pakka samjhun mausi???

Mausi: Beta, kan khol kar sun le... Sagi mausi hoon Basanti ki koi sauteli maa nahi. Bhale hi hamari Basanti Call Center wale Chandu se shaadi kar le par TCS ke employee se katai nahin karegi.
23rd August 2007 From India, Hyderabad

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