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Yahoo! Answers is a great source for knowledge and information. However often one stumbles across something amusing in this treasure chest.
I have! already posted a couple of jewels found at Yahoo! Answers, viz. Are Men Smarter Than Women ??? <link updated to site home> ( Search On Cite | Search On Google ) and What is a Helicopter Mom??? <link updated to site home> ( Search On Cite | Search On Google )
But at Yahoo! Answers, the supplies are endless – more you look, more you get!!!
Therefore dedicating this thread exclusively to Yahoo! Answers!!! Please share your findings at Yahoo! Answers here.
To start, here are the first three gems:
How do you boil a potato?
We got a new puppy for our daughter, but she doesn't like it?
We got a puppy for my daughter's birthday and she doesn't like it because it is not female. Where can I get the dog's sex changed and how much would it cost?I need a bebo name, Plz give me ideas?
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Hi, Jayant! Great post!
Here are a few answers which I found from the site: 😄😄😄😄😄
1. Put your potatoes in a pan with cold water. When the water starts to boil, wait for 15 to 20 minutes (it depends on the size of the potatoes). To check if they are cooked, put a knife into the potato, and it should slide off easily. - lilidubl
2. I think you should be able to figure that one out! Pan + Water + Potato = Boiled Potato! - Blondie9
3. What you should do is get a cookbook, find some recipes, and see what kind of magic you can do. - Melie 😄😄😄😄😄 Ultimate Answer
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Here are a few answers which I found from the site: 😄😄😄😄😄
1. Put your potatoes in a pan with cold water. When the water starts to boil, wait for 15 to 20 minutes (it depends on the size of the potatoes). To check if they are cooked, put a knife into the potato, and it should slide off easily. - lilidubl
2. I think you should be able to figure that one out! Pan + Water + Potato = Boiled Potato! - Blondie9
3. What you should do is get a cookbook, find some recipes, and see what kind of magic you can do. - Melie 😄😄😄😄😄 Ultimate Answer
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Q. We got a puppy for my daughter's birthday, and she doesn't like it because it is not female. Where can I get the dog's sex changed, and how much would it cost?
1. Oh my God, what a brat! If she doesn't like it, too bad. Don't put a puppy through a painful surgery for your spoiled brat. You make me sick, and you are cruel. -Anonymous
2. :icon6: :icon6: :icon6: :icon6: You can just do it yourself. -ilove_y :huh: :huh: :huh: :confused:
3. Pretend she's female. And what a bratty daughter you've got (N.O.I.) if she would put an animal through that much pain and hassle just because it's male. Why don't you take it back and swap it for a girl? -Emily :icon6: :icon6: :icon6:
4. Wow. Are you guys SERIOUSLY calling her daughter a brat without first making sure that it wasn't the parents' idea to "surprise" her with a puppy? You should never, ever surprise someone with a living thing because what happens if the recipient doesn't want it? Come on! Isn't this common sense? This is why adults can be so obnoxious sometimes. Age does not necessarily make you right, people. -bagtack
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1. Oh my God, what a brat! If she doesn't like it, too bad. Don't put a puppy through a painful surgery for your spoiled brat. You make me sick, and you are cruel. -Anonymous
2. :icon6: :icon6: :icon6: :icon6: You can just do it yourself. -ilove_y :huh: :huh: :huh: :confused:
3. Pretend she's female. And what a bratty daughter you've got (N.O.I.) if she would put an animal through that much pain and hassle just because it's male. Why don't you take it back and swap it for a girl? -Emily :icon6: :icon6: :icon6:
4. Wow. Are you guys SERIOUSLY calling her daughter a brat without first making sure that it wasn't the parents' idea to "surprise" her with a puppy? You should never, ever surprise someone with a living thing because what happens if the recipient doesn't want it? Come on! Isn't this common sense? This is why adults can be so obnoxious sometimes. Age does not necessarily make you right, people. -bagtack
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You found those funny? Well, as I said earlier, the supply is just unending! Check out this:
Does ANYONE know a spell (magic) to BREAK UP A FRIENDSHIP?
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Does ANYONE know a spell (magic) to BREAK UP A FRIENDSHIP?
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What you do is get a clove of garlic, wave it around your body in a circle three times. Then crush it up, add lemon juice, and drink it. After you're done vomiting, take some time to reflect that you shouldn't be breaking up other people's friendships. :-D:-D:-D:-D
:icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6: It's too funny! :-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D I can't stop laughing :icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6:
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What you do is get a clove of garlic, wave it around your body in a circle three times. Then crush it up, add lemon juice, and drink it. After you're done vomiting, take some time to reflect that you shouldn't be breaking up other people's friendships. :-D:-D:-D:-D
:icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6: It's too funny! :-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D I can't stop laughing :icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6:
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A dumb question asked many times:
How to turn a computer monitor into a mirror?
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How to turn a computer monitor into a mirror?
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Yahoo! Answers says: get a lap cat...... that’ll slow em' down.... Source(s): Tom and jerry :icon6:
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Ya ..... funny answers ........ I wonder how people think all these wonderful answers instantly ........... some people may think the question is quite indecent !!! :icon6:
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Thanks, friends!
From where do they get such weird questions???
Why does my earwax taste so awful, very bitter, is there something wrong? [Link to Yahoo Answers question]
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From where do they get such weird questions???
Why does my earwax taste so awful, very bitter, is there something wrong? [Link to Yahoo Answers question]
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Mere gande wale rup tumko dehne hai...... . . . . . . . . . . look urself in mirror :-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D
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Even CiteHR has made it to Yahoo Answers!
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What is the problem with singing on citehr.com? [What is the problem to sing in the citehr.com?](http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqVTh5H5iWcsrLB892ZY6oK5HQx.;_ylv=3?qid =20080415045444AAEuxy8)
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What is the problem with singing on citehr.com? [What is the problem to sing in the citehr.com?](http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqVTh5H5iWcsrLB892ZY6oK5HQx.;_ylv=3?qid =20080415045444AAEuxy8)
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Is it a coincidence that good-looking guys have girlfriends and ugly nerds don't?
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Would you ask GOD to change yourself, like in this JOKE?
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went through each day, so he prayed:
"Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours of hard work, while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our bodies." God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish...
Please note the corrected text above. Let me know if you need further assistance.
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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went through each day, so he prayed:
"Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours of hard work, while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our bodies." God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish...
Please note the corrected text above. Let me know if you need further assistance.
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