Hi Amit Seth,
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"See how people write leave applications. It's a murder of the English language, but too funny. Just read it.
Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: 'Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.'
This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the 'mundan' ceremony of his 10-year-old son: 'As I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.'
Another gem from CDAC. Leave letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: 'As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.'
From H.A.L. Administration Dept: 'As my mother-in-law has expired, and I am the only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.'
Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows: 'Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half-day casual leave.'
An incident of a leave letter: 'I am suffering from a fever, please declare a one-day holiday.'
A leave letter to the headmaster: 'As I am studying in this school, I am suffering from a headache. I request you to leave me today.'
Another leave letter written to the headmaster: 'As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.'
Covering note: 'I am enclosed herewith...'
Another one: 'Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below...'
Actual letter written for the application of leave: 'My wife is suffering from sickness, and as I am her only husband at home, I may be granted leave.'
Letter writing: 'I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.'
A candidate's job application: 'This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post."
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
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508Here is the corrected and formatted text:
"See how people write leave applications. It's a murder of the English language, but too funny. Just read it.
Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: 'Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.'
This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the 'mundan' ceremony of his 10-year-old son: 'As I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.'
Another gem from CDAC. Leave letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: 'As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.'
From H.A.L. Administration Dept: 'As my mother-in-law has expired, and I am the only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.'
Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows: 'Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half-day casual leave.'
An incident of a leave letter: 'I am suffering from a fever, please declare a one-day holiday.'
A leave letter to the headmaster: 'As I am studying in this school, I am suffering from a headache. I request you to leave me today.'
Another leave letter written to the headmaster: 'As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.'
Covering note: 'I am enclosed herewith...'
Another one: 'Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below...'
Actual letter written for the application of leave: 'My wife is suffering from sickness, and as I am her only husband at home, I may be granted leave.'
Letter writing: 'I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.'
A candidate's job application: 'This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post."
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
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