All engineers are going to like this one.
Engineers and 7 doctors are going from Pune to Mumbai. They both gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.
SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):
7 engineers take only 1 ticket, and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets. Doctors are desperately waiting for the TC to come. When the TC arrives, all 7 engineers get in one toilet. So when the TC knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket, and the TC goes away.
NOW on the return journey, all of them don't get a direct train to Pune. So they all decide to take a passenger train till Lonavala. From there, they can easily get a local train to Pune.
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA):
Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal." All 7 doctors take 1 ticket. Engineers don't buy any tickets at all. When the TC arrives, all doctors are in one toilet, and all engineers are in the opposite one. One engineer gets out and knocks on the door of the doctors' toilet. One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket, and goes back to the engineering bathroom. The TC drives out all the doctors from the toilet, and they are heavily fined.
SCENE 3 (LONAVALA):
Now both groups are at Lonavala station. Doctors are planning their move for the last chance as they board the local train to Pune. This time, doctors decide to play the same (1 ticket) trick. All doctors take 1 ticket, while engineers buy all 7 tickets this time. When the TC comes, all engineers show their tickets. Doctors are still searching for a toilet on the local train.
Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are geniuses, so don't mess with engineers.
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1Engineers and 7 doctors are going from Pune to Mumbai. They both gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.
SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):
7 engineers take only 1 ticket, and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets. Doctors are desperately waiting for the TC to come. When the TC arrives, all 7 engineers get in one toilet. So when the TC knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket, and the TC goes away.
NOW on the return journey, all of them don't get a direct train to Pune. So they all decide to take a passenger train till Lonavala. From there, they can easily get a local train to Pune.
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA):
Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal." All 7 doctors take 1 ticket. Engineers don't buy any tickets at all. When the TC arrives, all doctors are in one toilet, and all engineers are in the opposite one. One engineer gets out and knocks on the door of the doctors' toilet. One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket, and goes back to the engineering bathroom. The TC drives out all the doctors from the toilet, and they are heavily fined.
SCENE 3 (LONAVALA):
Now both groups are at Lonavala station. Doctors are planning their move for the last chance as they board the local train to Pune. This time, doctors decide to play the same (1 ticket) trick. All doctors take 1 ticket, while engineers buy all 7 tickets this time. When the TC comes, all engineers show their tickets. Doctors are still searching for a toilet on the local train.
Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are geniuses, so don't mess with engineers.
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hi, Too good, Cant stop laughing.... :lol: :lol: :lol: ... no not any more.... Regards, Moushmi
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Hi,
Doctors are also professionals, and the situation you described is not true at all about doctors. Doctors never mix with engineers. If you do not know anything about doctors, please do not spread such misinformation. Doctors are not "sardarjis" to have that type of attitude and IQ.
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Dr. Manisha
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Doctors are also professionals, and the situation you described is not true at all about doctors. Doctors never mix with engineers. If you do not know anything about doctors, please do not spread such misinformation. Doctors are not "sardarjis" to have that type of attitude and IQ.
Regards,
Dr. Manisha
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Hello, Doctor Manisha. Don't be so serious. When you don't have the heart to enjoy a joke, don't visit the humor section. We do have jokes about Sardars, Blondes, and engineers. Are you implying that they are not humans with their own dignity? Cool, yaar! The humor section is for enjoyment and relaxation. Don't make it an issue.
Also, I am not illiterate, and please be cautious in using words ["If you don't know anything about doctors, don't spread such things"]. I'm a BE, MBA working for a reputed company, and I don't see any fault in forwarding or sharing jokes.
Have a great day!
Regards,
Chitra Alexander
B Positive, It's my blood!
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Also, I am not illiterate, and please be cautious in using words ["If you don't know anything about doctors, don't spread such things"]. I'm a BE, MBA working for a reputed company, and I don't see any fault in forwarding or sharing jokes.
Have a great day!
Regards,
Chitra Alexander
B Positive, It's my blood!
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Hi Chitra,
I don't mean what you replied to me. No doubt the joke hurt me as I am also a medical doctor and MBA. I don't have any wrong concepts about engineers, and I know many of my friends who are doctors have equal respect for engineers. I don't want to hurt your personal feelings. A joke should be a joke, and it should make anyone smile. I agree the joke was humorous, but it pointed directly at my profession incorrectly.
If you prefer that I do not visit the humor section, I won't. I don't mind. At least I won't have to read these types of jokes.
My blood group is also B+.
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Dr. Manisha
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I don't mean what you replied to me. No doubt the joke hurt me as I am also a medical doctor and MBA. I don't have any wrong concepts about engineers, and I know many of my friends who are doctors have equal respect for engineers. I don't want to hurt your personal feelings. A joke should be a joke, and it should make anyone smile. I agree the joke was humorous, but it pointed directly at my profession incorrectly.
If you prefer that I do not visit the humor section, I won't. I don't mind. At least I won't have to read these types of jokes.
My blood group is also B+.
Regards,
Dr. Manisha
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Dearest Manisha Easy. Even I didint mean to hurt you. Come on yaar! Humour is not my sole proprietary. Sorry! I think my words were harsh too. Good Day! Regards Chitra
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Whether the word war for a hilarious joke is over between the doctor (Dr. Manisha) and engineer (Er. Chitra Alexander) or still going on, be friends, buddy. At times, even the most literate people will make mistakes in front of an illiterate person, so take it easy, Dr. Manisha. By the way, I'm not B positive, I'm "O" positive and always positive. Have a good day.
Girysh
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Dear Manisha,
You said, "I agree the joke was humorous, but it pointed directly at my profession wrongly." However, have you noticed this: Doctors are not 'Sardarjis' to have such type of attitude and IQ. This statement was made by you. What do you want to say about this? If you don't like someone pointing at you, then you should not point at others. What do you know about Sardars? Nothing. Anyway, enjoy the jokes.
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You said, "I agree the joke was humorous, but it pointed directly at my profession wrongly." However, have you noticed this: Doctors are not 'Sardarjis' to have such type of attitude and IQ. This statement was made by you. What do you want to say about this? If you don't like someone pointing at you, then you should not point at others. What do you know about Sardars? Nothing. Anyway, enjoy the jokes.
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what swapnil has said is right. we can not be partial for ourselves. whatever we don’t like for us , we should not use it for others also............
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You have said the right thing. I can't expect you to give me respect if I am not giving you respect. Whether it's an engineer, a doctor, or anybody else, we should respect each other.
No doctor or engineer would be able to do the job of a plumber. Despite the fact that a plumber may not receive much in return in terms of earnings, it does not make their role any less important.
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No doctor or engineer would be able to do the job of a plumber. Despite the fact that a plumber may not receive much in return in terms of earnings, it does not make their role any less important.
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