Why doesn't the blood run in ur feet ??
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood as you know would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.
Yes, the class said.
Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet ??
A little fellow shouted, Cause your feet ain’t empty like ur head.
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1A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood as you know would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.
Yes, the class said.
Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet ??
A little fellow shouted, Cause your feet ain’t empty like ur head.
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Great one.... VENU, Just could’nt help smiling at the logic of the fellow who answered that, probably a little fellow who could speak the profound truth. RGS.
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Great one.... VENU, Just could’nt help smiling at the logic of the fellow who answered that, probably a little fellow who could speak the profound truth. :D RGS.
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Good one, Venu, when it is school time, so one more...
"Get up," shouted Albert's mother. "You'll be late for school."
"But I don't want to go," protested Albert. "All the kids are horrible, the teachers are terrible, and it's all extremely boring. I want to stay home."
"But," replied Albert's mother, "you're forty-three and the headmaster of the school."
😂😂😂...sandeep_sable
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"Get up," shouted Albert's mother. "You'll be late for school."
"But I don't want to go," protested Albert. "All the kids are horrible, the teachers are terrible, and it's all extremely boring. I want to stay home."
"But," replied Albert's mother, "you're forty-three and the headmaster of the school."
😂😂😂...sandeep_sable
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Great Going, Guys,
I add one.
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack in the middle of each was an arrow.
"Who is this incredibly fine archer?" cried the duke. "I must find him!"
After continuing through the forest for a few miles, he came across a small boy carrying a bow and arrow. Eventually, the boy admitted that it was he who shot the arrows plumb in the center of all the targets.
"You didn't just walk up to the targets and hammer the arrows into the middle, did you?" asked the duke worriedly.
"No, my lord. I shot them from a hundred paces. I swear it by all that I hold holy."
"That is truly astonishing," said the duke. "I hereby admit you into my service." The boy thanked him profusely.
"But I must ask one favor in return," the duke continued.
"You must tell me how you came to be such an outstanding shot."
"Well," said the boy, "first I fire the arrow at the tree... ...and then I paint the target around it."
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I add one.
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack in the middle of each was an arrow.
"Who is this incredibly fine archer?" cried the duke. "I must find him!"
After continuing through the forest for a few miles, he came across a small boy carrying a bow and arrow. Eventually, the boy admitted that it was he who shot the arrows plumb in the center of all the targets.
"You didn't just walk up to the targets and hammer the arrows into the middle, did you?" asked the duke worriedly.
"No, my lord. I shot them from a hundred paces. I swear it by all that I hold holy."
"That is truly astonishing," said the duke. "I hereby admit you into my service." The boy thanked him profusely.
"But I must ask one favor in return," the duke continued.
"You must tell me how you came to be such an outstanding shot."
"Well," said the boy, "first I fire the arrow at the tree... ...and then I paint the target around it."
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hai venu, rahul and sandeep, really good ones..... :) :) :) can’t stop laughing... keep posting... regards, Maria Merlin
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Yes SARI, .... now do you want to reconsider your comments on that "switching" post ?????...... :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Yes, Venu. 😄 I understood that despite viewing it, people are not commenting on it. It could be because they have already realized what they have in their heads or what they don't have. Thanks for clearing that, Venu! 😂😉😉
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Sari... aur ek baar tum mujhe TAANG maar rahi ho...! Knocking me down... 😉 😜 😂 😂
Come on then "TUG OF WAR" ho jaye!!!!... par ek shart hai meri acchi dost... ke misunderstanding karke dosti ko kharaab nahi karogi... toh... well... here it goes...!
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I was born smart and handsome,
But what the hell happened to you....?" 😜 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
want some more???? toh batao.... 😉 😜
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Come on then "TUG OF WAR" ho jaye!!!!... par ek shart hai meri acchi dost... ke misunderstanding karke dosti ko kharaab nahi karogi... toh... well... here it goes...!
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I was born smart and handsome,
But what the hell happened to you....?" 😜 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
want some more???? toh batao.... 😉 😜
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teek hein dost tho ho jaye..... :wink: . TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT YOU ARE AND ONCE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE MENTAL HOSPITAL IS NOT SO FAR HEE HAA HHAAAAAAA! :lol: :lol:
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Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
Wah Sari... kya baat hain... very rhyming yaar... but I would like to conclude: Ab kya karna sari vyarth yoohi PUKAAR Venuji tho Mangaye hain apni HAAR :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
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You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
Wah Sari... kya baat hain... very rhyming yaar... but I would like to conclude: Ab kya karna sari vyarth yoohi PUKAAR Venuji tho Mangaye hain apni HAAR :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
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Hi, Dosth..ithni jaldi haar maan gaye..... :wink: :lol:
Arre Nahi Sari, Haara nahi yaar ... aur mein chaahata hoon ki aap bhi naa haaro ....! Kyon ke dosti mein agar tum haari ..toh.. usme meri bhi haar hai ....:P :P :P :P Mein thoda busy tha ... ! :P thats ok ... U R Twinkle Twinkle was gr8 .... ! khatarnaak tha ! ... so shall we continue ? ( again I remind you Dear .. when ever you feel frustrated PLEASE keep me informed by any mode POST, PM, or PHONE ... OK ?? :P ) :P :P :P :P here we go 1,2,3,4..... start .........
Sabse pehle S.M.S. ko mera Salaam ... Teeno ko ek saath dekha yahan Maza aa raha hai ... ;;;;;; :P ;;;;;; :P ;;;;; :P Zyaada khush mat hona .... kyon ke .... ;;;;; :P ;;;;; :P Halaal karne se pehle Bakriyon ko 'Khilaane - Pilaane' ka riwaaz hai ... :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Manju next aap par attack hai ..ready kya ? :wink: :P :lol: bolo !!!
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Arre Nahi Sari, Haara nahi yaar ... aur mein chaahata hoon ki aap bhi naa haaro ....! Kyon ke dosti mein agar tum haari ..toh.. usme meri bhi haar hai ....:P :P :P :P Mein thoda busy tha ... ! :P thats ok ... U R Twinkle Twinkle was gr8 .... ! khatarnaak tha ! ... so shall we continue ? ( again I remind you Dear .. when ever you feel frustrated PLEASE keep me informed by any mode POST, PM, or PHONE ... OK ?? :P ) :P :P :P :P here we go 1,2,3,4..... start .........
Sabse pehle S.M.S. ko mera Salaam ... Teeno ko ek saath dekha yahan Maza aa raha hai ... ;;;;;; :P ;;;;;; :P ;;;;; :P Zyaada khush mat hona .... kyon ke .... ;;;;; :P ;;;;; :P Halaal karne se pehle Bakriyon ko 'Khilaane - Pilaane' ka riwaaz hai ... :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Manju next aap par attack hai ..ready kya ? :wink: :P :lol: bolo !!!
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Good morning, Venu! 😄 Hamlog kab se ready hain... 😎 Aapka attack hi baari hai. 🙄 Aapke bhakriyon ko khilake pilake aaram se aajao. Hum intezaar karenge. 😈 Yuhin hawa mein teer nahi maarna chaahte. 😉
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Sure, here is the corrected and formatted text:
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OK Sari, but you are responsible if Manju gets angry... thek hai naa...?
Wow Venu, Rahul, and Sandeep... Shouldn't stop laughing...
This is about 'shouldn't stop laughing'... MANJU... if you do not wish to continue, please tell me so that I can stop! :P
Okay, here it is, a soft one...
"Subah ko haste ho, Sham ko haste ho, Raat ko haste ho, Aate time haste ho, Jaate time haste ho, Kya samajte ho... ke... aap akele hi brush karte ho!!!!!"
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OK Sari, but you are responsible if Manju gets angry... thek hai naa...?
Wow Venu, Rahul, and Sandeep... Shouldn't stop laughing...
This is about 'shouldn't stop laughing'... MANJU... if you do not wish to continue, please tell me so that I can stop! :P
Okay, here it is, a soft one...
"Subah ko haste ho, Sham ko haste ho, Raat ko haste ho, Aate time haste ho, Jaate time haste ho, Kya samajte ho... ke... aap akele hi brush karte ho!!!!!"
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Hi Venu,
Good one, but looks like a compliment to Manju... what say, Manju? 😉
Lijiye... aap ke liye hamari taraf se.....
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful,
why doesn't it rain on you? 😉
Note: If you do not wish to continue, please tell me so that I can stop (pulling your leg 😉)
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Good one, but looks like a compliment to Manju... what say, Manju? 😉
Lijiye... aap ke liye hamari taraf se.....
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful,
why doesn't it rain on you? 😉
Note: If you do not wish to continue, please tell me so that I can stop (pulling your leg 😉)
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Wow Venu.. Thanks for the hidden compliments which made me smile again and again.. :) :) :) :) :) :) Good attack Sari.. :) :) :) :) Keep it up.. Regards, Manju :)
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Great going, Sari... The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. Rain makes all things beautiful, and today it rained on me too... 😂😂😂😂 Coincidentally, it rained today in the morning, from 6:00 am to 10:15 am. 😜😜😜😂😂😂😂 "Aapka tyre puncture"!! 😉 Thanks for wishing for me...!!! Ha ha ha 😂😂😂😂
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Sari, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for reminding me about the rain... kasam se! I may not be able to express my feelings and joy with words, either by speech or script, connected to the rain... but I am so delighted whenever I hear the 'Rain Songs'! 😃😃😃😛
Two of those rain numbers are very often on my mind... allow me to share them with you... 😛
1) 'I wish that it would rain' down... down on me - beautifully composed and sung by Phil Collins, and... 😛😃
2) 'Rain' - another beautiful song, sung by my favorite Lady - 'Madonna'. I developed a very hard crush on her in my school days. She rules my mind even today... 😛😃😃🙂😛😛😛
Just thought to share with you... don't mind please... 😛🙂🙂
😛😛😛😛😛😛🙂🙂🙂😂😛😛😛😛😛
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Two of those rain numbers are very often on my mind... allow me to share them with you... 😛
1) 'I wish that it would rain' down... down on me - beautifully composed and sung by Phil Collins, and... 😛😃
2) 'Rain' - another beautiful song, sung by my favorite Lady - 'Madonna'. I developed a very hard crush on her in my school days. She rules my mind even today... 😛😃😃🙂😛😛😛
Just thought to share with you... don't mind please... 😛🙂🙂
😛😛😛😛😛😛🙂🙂🙂😂😛😛😛😛😛
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Woooooooo.... Oh!....she even rules your mind even today...hmmm... Yes ofcourse thats what she is....... :wink: :lol:
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Manju, here's a small poem on rain! :P Read it like a child in school does... :P :P
The Rain:
Pitter-patter, raindrops,
Falling from the sky;
Here is my umbrella
To keep me safe and dry!
When the rain is over,
And the sun begins to glow,
Little flowers start to bud,
And grow and grow and grow!
:P :P :P :P :P
...Did I remind you of your school days? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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The Rain:
Pitter-patter, raindrops,
Falling from the sky;
Here is my umbrella
To keep me safe and dry!
When the rain is over,
And the sun begins to glow,
Little flowers start to bud,
And grow and grow and grow!
:P :P :P :P :P
...Did I remind you of your school days? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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