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Class teacher once said:
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Once Hindi teacher said... "I'm going out of the world to America..."
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Don't laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
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It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said
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Teacher in a furious mood...
"Write down your name and father of your name!!"
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My manager started like this
"Hi, I am Madhu, married with two kids"
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"I'll illustrate what I have in my mind," said the professor and erased the board
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"Will you hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDS, "If you will talk again, I will kneel down outside"
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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
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Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father
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"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"
Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote the wrong code...
"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??"
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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class...
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
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Class teacher once said:
"Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
<i><link outdated-removed></i>
Once Hindi teacher said... "I'm going out of the world to America..."
<i><link outdated-removed></i>
"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
<i><link outdated-removed></i>
Don't laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
<i><link outdated-removed></i>
It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said
"Why is the fan not turning" (present participle form of on)
<i><link outdated-removed></i>
Teacher in a furious mood...
"Write down your name and father of your name!!"
<i><link outdated-removed></i>
"Shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around the college"
<i><link outdated-removed></i>
My manager started like this
"Hi, I am Madhu, married with two kids"
<i><link outdated-removed></i>
"I'll illustrate what I have in my mind," said the professor and erased the board
<i><link outdated-removed></i>
"Will you hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"
<i><link outdated-removed></i>
LIBRARIAN SCOLDS, "If you will talk again, I will kneel down outside"
<i><link outdated-removed></i>
Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
<i><link outdated-removed></i>
Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father
<i><link outdated-removed></i>
"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"
Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote the wrong code...
"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??"
<i><link outdated-removed></i>
Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class...
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
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:lol::lol::lol::lol: hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bathom.... i Cant stop laughing....... its tooooooo good my stomach is paining now.........:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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LOL Jayant... His Aim is to Educate his son & Get his Daughter Married !!!:icon4::icon4::icon4::icon4:
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That’s why..... Too Good a Perfectionist will find it pretty hard at times!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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Still I say something fishy there : >>>> Chemistry HOD COMES and tells us !!!! :blink: Can’t say what is wrong there :beatup:
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Why do you strain your grey cells so hard??????? :icon5::icon5::icon5::icon5::icon5::wacko::wacko::wacko:
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u left me as a prey in Bhajiya post..making mirchi bhajji of me.....:icon3::dry: u think i will be alive.....:x
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Thanx..... bhejene ke pehle hima se check kar lena... varna woh bhi kahi Ritu ka roop na dharn karle:lol::lol::lol::lol:
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What brings Hima G here ............ I said I am applying for Driver’s post ........... Will be getting one lakh per month!!!! :blink:
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