Sari
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If you think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that.

The nicer she is, the quicker you will be dumped!

The more the makeup, the worse the looks.

"95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would always be in your college/office." - 100% true.

The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.

If, by any chance, the girl you like likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now when you are committed.

The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.

Theory of relativity: The more you run towards a hot chick, the more she goes away from you.

Even if you get her out alone, just when you are about to let her know about your feelings, she will spot a long-lost friend (I guess from Kumbh ka Mela).

Corollary to rule 1:

The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long-lost friend she discovered is a handsome Superman who beats you in everything 9:1.

Axiom 1:

The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (some smile for the guys).

The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when:

1. You are dressed badly.

2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life.

3. Have a bad hair day.

All the good girls are either nuns or married. The rest go around with you and ruin your head, money, health, and leave you a total wreck.

The more seriously you like a girl, the more seriously her dad will hate you.

The love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you.

From India, Hyderabad
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Good facts, Sari. 😎😎😎

So in total, Moral of the Post is - Don't run behind a girl, they are like buses and trains. One will go, then certainly another will come. 😉😉😉

So cheers, guys. You have a number of options. 😉😉😉😂

From India, Ahmadabad
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guys your comment show that after thousands of years of civilisation you still dont know anything about the girls. Poor :D Regards, Rubina
From India, Delhi
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Dear Rubina... Even God.. the creator of this world.. couldn’t understand you all... so how could be... :wink: :wink: :wink:
From India, Ahmadabad
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Hi AMIT ADI SHAKTI MA BHAWANI THE creator is a lady. LORD SHIVA took ARDH NARISHWAR SWAROOP. DON’t PUT YOUR BLAME ON GOD. DOn’t be defensive/offensive. Regards KIRAN ARORA
From India, Srinagar
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Even if you consider gals to be bus and train,you cannot survive without them.....very pathetic naaa.... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would always be in your college / office.".................100% true :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Chennai
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Amit, don't you ever say anything against girls. Who do you think girls are? Girls are beautiful, mighty, peace lovers. They dress for guys, live for guys. Girls are much more than you think they are. So take my advice, never fight with any girl. They need no enemies; what they need is a little bit of caring, a little bit of attention, a little bit of listening, and lots of love. So love all girls equally. :wink: SAMJHE kya? :wink: :lol:

Ensure there is a single line break between paragraphs to improve readability.

From India, Hyderabad
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Thank you, Kiran Ji, for providing us with such kind information. I will always be thankful. However, I do not agree with you that Maa Bhavani is the creator, and what are you trying to prove by saying that Lord Shiva took ARDH NARISHWAR SWAROOP.

So many posts have already come in support of the fact that even God couldn't understand the girls. You may refer to my post wise wish for the same.

From India, Ahmadabad
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Venu.. i think even understanding you is also difficult.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
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gaur farmaiye janaab .... especially last line ka.... sab samaj mein aa jayega ...k? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
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HI ALLAH WHEN AMIT IS NOT ABLE TO UNDERSTAND VENU.........(SAME CATEGORY) TO PHIR HOW CAN YOU CLAIM TO UNDERSTAND GIRLS ADDAB AARJ HAI REGARDS KIRAN ARORA
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Hi Amit, as per my last comment on your last post wise wish... as I said, you NEED a man's heart to understand a woman's heart. It is quite simple - God understands man very well and knows that a male cannot do anything without someone else's support in life. So, then He very well created us (females) to keep the world like a world. :)
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Good remarks, Venu! 😊

Arre Arora ji, wo kya hai... kabhi-kabhi galti se mistake ho jata hai... Waise, we are very true that it's next to impossible to understand a girl's heart. 🤔

Dear Paru, we have good hearts, but it's still a bit difficult for us to understand a woman's heart completely. 😊 Any tips would be welcomed! 😊

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AMIT JI galti se mistake & mistake se glati karte ho tabhi to humour section a king ho. ADAB AARJ HAI JANAB anyways HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL regards KIRAN ARORA
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