Hi all,
Enjoy again with the favorite Sardar Jokes! 😎😎😎😎
1) Why does Sardarji bring binoculars to his own marriage?
To see his far relatives.
2) Asli Joke
Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you."
Sunita: "But I am one year older than you."
Sardarjee: "No problem, then I will marry you next year."
3) Did you hear about the Sardar who asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs?
He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a darkroom.
4) Asli Joke
A Sardar was walking along when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him. The Sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."
5) Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub owner. So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
6) Asli Joke
Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction. This event really harassed the social nature of Sardarji, and then he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward direction. While he was on his way to his office, another Sardar saw him and asked, "Sardarji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho?"
7) Asli Joke
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Maruti wale pagal hain, aage jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, Aur pichhe jaane waaste sirf ik?"
8) Cool
Snap Banat Singh was working in a studio as a photographer. One day he went to a function to take some snaps. While filling the film roll into the camera, it dropped down rolled beneath to the saree of a woman. Sardar hesitated for a moment and approached the woman and said, "Could you please lift up the saree so that I can take the photo?"
9) Asli Joke
Sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled name, age, address, etc. Then he came across the column for sex. He was not sure what to fill there. After much thought, he wrote "thrice a week." On seeing this in his application form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted was either male or female. Again, our Sardar thought for a long time before coming up with the answer, "preferably females."
10) Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him, "Arre Puttar, ki hoya? Ok, take care & bye.
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
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508Enjoy again with the favorite Sardar Jokes! 😎😎😎😎
1) Why does Sardarji bring binoculars to his own marriage?
To see his far relatives.
2) Asli Joke
Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you."
Sunita: "But I am one year older than you."
Sardarjee: "No problem, then I will marry you next year."
3) Did you hear about the Sardar who asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs?
He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a darkroom.
4) Asli Joke
A Sardar was walking along when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him. The Sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."
5) Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub owner. So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
6) Asli Joke
Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction. This event really harassed the social nature of Sardarji, and then he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward direction. While he was on his way to his office, another Sardar saw him and asked, "Sardarji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho?"
7) Asli Joke
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Maruti wale pagal hain, aage jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, Aur pichhe jaane waaste sirf ik?"
8) Cool
Snap Banat Singh was working in a studio as a photographer. One day he went to a function to take some snaps. While filling the film roll into the camera, it dropped down rolled beneath to the saree of a woman. Sardar hesitated for a moment and approached the woman and said, "Could you please lift up the saree so that I can take the photo?"
9) Asli Joke
Sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled name, age, address, etc. Then he came across the column for sex. He was not sure what to fill there. After much thought, he wrote "thrice a week." On seeing this in his application form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted was either male or female. Again, our Sardar thought for a long time before coming up with the answer, "preferably females."
10) Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him, "Arre Puttar, ki hoya? Ok, take care & bye.
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
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Once a Sardar was traveling on a train to Delhi. He heard, "Yeh Aakashavani Delhi, Kabare." Thinking it was his stop, he got down and started searching for the Parliament. After two days of struggle and questioning everyone, he could not get a reply to his question. Then, he saw another Sardar coming from the opposite direction. He approached him and asked, "Oye, parliament bhawan kitte hai?" The other Sardar slapped him and said, "Main to ek hafte se dhoond raha hoon, tujhe to sirf do din hue."
From India, Tiruppur
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The jokes could be funny, but even funnier is the "FACT" jokes are being cracked ON "Sardars".
Jokes on "Sardars" are made or cracked mostly by those who do not know Indian history (500 years old).
Here are a few facts from Indian history:
a) Sikhs were popularly called Sardars (meaning Leader in English) because they volunteered as leaders (during the difficult times of Mughal oppression) -- leaders who first led themselves to be universally "empathetic" human beings and then led groups to defend against tyranny.
b) The Holy Book of Sikhs (which they regard as a Living Guru) contains Holy Hymns by Sikh Gurus and by Enlightened Saints of different Sects including Hindus and Muslims.
c) The 1st Sikh Guru (Guru Nanak) advocated that Hindus and Muslims should live in peace. Guru Nanak advocated that -- just by calling a flower by different names does not change its fragrance -- similarly, calling God with different names, ideas, or ideologies does not change God's roles or properties or laws!
d) Two Sikh Gurus suffered tortures and sacrificed their lives to prevent Hindus from being forcibly converted by some tyrant rulers. Gurus saw it as the suppression of "freedom to practice one's own religion".
e) The Sikhs took up to dress in unique "attires" (Hair, Beard, Bangle, Kirpan, Turban...) so that they could be distinguished as defenders of humanity -- just as police "uniforms" today are meant to distinguish persons who are defenders of the law.
From India, Lucknow
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Jokes on "Sardars" are made or cracked mostly by those who do not know Indian history (500 years old).
Here are a few facts from Indian history:
a) Sikhs were popularly called Sardars (meaning Leader in English) because they volunteered as leaders (during the difficult times of Mughal oppression) -- leaders who first led themselves to be universally "empathetic" human beings and then led groups to defend against tyranny.
b) The Holy Book of Sikhs (which they regard as a Living Guru) contains Holy Hymns by Sikh Gurus and by Enlightened Saints of different Sects including Hindus and Muslims.
c) The 1st Sikh Guru (Guru Nanak) advocated that Hindus and Muslims should live in peace. Guru Nanak advocated that -- just by calling a flower by different names does not change its fragrance -- similarly, calling God with different names, ideas, or ideologies does not change God's roles or properties or laws!
d) Two Sikh Gurus suffered tortures and sacrificed their lives to prevent Hindus from being forcibly converted by some tyrant rulers. Gurus saw it as the suppression of "freedom to practice one's own religion".
e) The Sikhs took up to dress in unique "attires" (Hair, Beard, Bangle, Kirpan, Turban...) so that they could be distinguished as defenders of humanity -- just as police "uniforms" today are meant to distinguish persons who are defenders of the law.
From India, Lucknow
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