Funny Love Letter

Hi all,

a very good funny mail, check it and have fun too...





My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) Single Rose , after WIPRO (Applying Thought) so much ,I dare to say that You are my TVS SCOOTY (First love)Beating and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) Yo and you are SANSUI (Better than the best). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) Hysterical for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh )Braces feeling for me.

I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable)Bagpipes and my father who is CEAT (Born Tough)Handcuffed but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) Programmer and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (The Coolest ones). Bouncy

If they say no, we will run away with the help of our friends who are INFOSYS (Powered by intellect, Driven by Values) and marry and PHILIPS (Let's Make Things Better). They will feel MIRINDA (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) Club Me but I believe in COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye). Prisoner For our marriage SAMSUNG DIGITALL (Everyone's Invited) and after marriage we'll be WHIRLPOOL (U and ME - The World's best homemakers)

Trust in God who's always NOKIA (Connecting people) TV 2 who love each other. And we are WILLS (Made for each other) Hug And Kiss . Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening)Mix Master the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (Real taste of life) Chocolates, SATYAM ONLINE (Fun, Fast, Easy ) Smashy and PARX (Always Comfortable). Sleeping So never forget me. Ok bye!

I wrote little but PEPSI (Yeh dil mange more). Cheers

LG (Digitally Yours) Tuxedo Heart!!!!!

Regards,

Kiran.

wat yaar wat a stupid letter u know
i heard read this letter when i was i 10th and now im in my PG plz buddies
dont keep these type of letters which r out dated
ok look after it bye

Dear praddep,
sorry for disapointing you with such an outdated post.
Anyhow, I was unable to understand few of your wordings in the post. Please do clarify me.
1) "I heard read this letter". what did you actually meant by this? is this your PG english???
2) "Dont keep these type of letters". Did you mean, "do not post these kind of letters" ????
Pradeep, please do let me know the meaning of above two sentences. I would be really greatful for you.
Regards,
Kiran.

Hi Pradeep,
If you would have read or heard this letter when you were in 10 th standard, (assuming that 7 yrs back,) most of the brands were not available or they were not advertising. So it is not possible that you would have read this or heard this.
If you are not interested in this just read and leave it of. Don't criticize anybody's effort that they want to make it to public. You must have read or heard this when you were in your 10 standard, but for me it is new. First time I am reading it. So, don't reply just for the sake of criticizing somebody.
Regards,
Umesh.S.

Dear Kiran,



Nice to read this one. I appreciate you for your posting. Even I too have one which is related to HR love letter. Here it is.





Dearest Ms Juliet,



I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you

since the 10th of January (Wednesday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 14th of February . at 1800 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.



Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and

depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon

completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training

and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to

spouse.



The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be

shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might

take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded

enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.



I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this

letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further

notice and I shall be considering other short-listed candidates. I

would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if

you do not wish to take up this offer.



Thanking you in anticipation,



Yours sincerely,



Romeo

HR Department





This also I have read somewhere in the net, few years back. As it is related to HR, I am posting it here.



Regards,



Umesh.S

Hey Umesh,
this is simply SUPERB.... :D . Keep posting such stuff...
PS: Will any lady accept this offer and give us receiving by signing this OFFER LETTER duely... :wink:
Once again, simply superb...
Regards,
Kiran.