Hi all,
A very good funny mail, check it and have fun too...
My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) Single Rose, after WIPRO (Applying Thought) so much, I dare to say that you are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) Beating and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) Yo and you are SANSUI (Better than the best). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) Hysterical for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh) Braces feeling for me.
I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable) Bagpipes and my father who is CEAT (Born Tough) Handcuffed but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) Programmer and the rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (The Coolest ones). Bouncy.
If they say no, we will run away with the help of our friends who are INFOSYS (Powered by intellect, Driven by Values) and marry and PHILIPS (Let's Make Things Better). They will feel MIRINDA (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) Club Me but I believe in COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye). Prisoner for our marriage SAMSUNG DIGITALL (Everyone's Invited) and after marriage we'll be WHIRLPOOL (U and ME - The World's best homemakers).
Trust in God who's always NOKIA (Connecting people) TV 2 who love each other. And we are WILLS (Made for each other) Hug And Kiss. Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) Mix Master the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (Real taste of life) Chocolates, SATYAM ONLINE (Fun, Fast, Easy) Smashy and PARX (Always Comfortable). Sleeping, so never forget me. Ok bye!
I wrote little but PEPSI (Yeh dil mange more). Cheers.
LG (Digitally Yours) Tuxedo Heart!!!!!
Regards,
Kiran.
From Netherlands
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18A very good funny mail, check it and have fun too...
My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) Single Rose, after WIPRO (Applying Thought) so much, I dare to say that you are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) Beating and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) Yo and you are SANSUI (Better than the best). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) Hysterical for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh) Braces feeling for me.
I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable) Bagpipes and my father who is CEAT (Born Tough) Handcuffed but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) Programmer and the rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (The Coolest ones). Bouncy.
If they say no, we will run away with the help of our friends who are INFOSYS (Powered by intellect, Driven by Values) and marry and PHILIPS (Let's Make Things Better). They will feel MIRINDA (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) Club Me but I believe in COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye). Prisoner for our marriage SAMSUNG DIGITALL (Everyone's Invited) and after marriage we'll be WHIRLPOOL (U and ME - The World's best homemakers).
Trust in God who's always NOKIA (Connecting people) TV 2 who love each other. And we are WILLS (Made for each other) Hug And Kiss. Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) Mix Master the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (Real taste of life) Chocolates, SATYAM ONLINE (Fun, Fast, Easy) Smashy and PARX (Always Comfortable). Sleeping, so never forget me. Ok bye!
I wrote little but PEPSI (Yeh dil mange more). Cheers.
LG (Digitally Yours) Tuxedo Heart!!!!!
Regards,
Kiran.
From Netherlands
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wat yaar wat a stupid letter u know i heard read this letter when i was i 10th and now im in my PG plz buddies dont keep these type of letters which r out dated ok look after it bye
From India, Hyderabad
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Dear Pradeep,
Sorry for disappointing you with such an outdated post. Anyhow, I was unable to understand a few of your wordings in the post. Please clarify for me.
1) "I 'heard' read this letter." What did you actually mean by this? Is this your PG English???
2) "Don't 'keep' these types of letters." Did you mean, "Do not post these kinds of letters???"
Pradeep, please let me know the meaning of the above two sentences. I would be really grateful to you.
Regards,
Kiran
From Netherlands
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Sorry for disappointing you with such an outdated post. Anyhow, I was unable to understand a few of your wordings in the post. Please clarify for me.
1) "I 'heard' read this letter." What did you actually mean by this? Is this your PG English???
2) "Don't 'keep' these types of letters." Did you mean, "Do not post these kinds of letters???"
Pradeep, please let me know the meaning of the above two sentences. I would be really grateful to you.
Regards,
Kiran
From Netherlands
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Hi Sai Pradeep,
What, yaar? What a stupid letter, you know. I heard or read this letter when I was in 10th grade, and now I'm in my postgraduate studies. Please, buddies, don't keep these types of outdated letters.
Okay, look after it. Bye.
Hi Pradeep,
If you had read or heard this letter when you were in the 10th standard (assuming that was 7 years ago), most of the brands were not available or were not advertising. So, it is not possible that you would have read or heard this.
If you are not interested, just read and leave it. Don't criticize anybody's effort if they want to make it public. You may have read or heard this when you were in the 10th standard, but for me, it is new. This is the first time I am reading it. So, don't reply just for the sake of criticizing somebody.
Regards,
Umesh S.
From India, Bangalore
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What, yaar? What a stupid letter, you know. I heard or read this letter when I was in 10th grade, and now I'm in my postgraduate studies. Please, buddies, don't keep these types of outdated letters.
Okay, look after it. Bye.
Hi Pradeep,
If you had read or heard this letter when you were in the 10th standard (assuming that was 7 years ago), most of the brands were not available or were not advertising. So, it is not possible that you would have read or heard this.
If you are not interested, just read and leave it. Don't criticize anybody's effort if they want to make it public. You may have read or heard this when you were in the 10th standard, but for me, it is new. This is the first time I am reading it. So, don't reply just for the sake of criticizing somebody.
Regards,
Umesh S.
From India, Bangalore
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Dear Kiran,
Nice to read this one. I appreciate you for your posting. Even I too have one which is related to an HR love letter. Here it is.
Dearest Ms. Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since the 10th of January (Wednesday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 14th of February at 1800 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on-the-job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However, I am broad-minded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering other short-listed candidates. I would be happy if you could forward this letter to your sister if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Romeo
HR Department
This also I have read somewhere on the net, a few years back. As it is related to HR, I am posting it here.
Regards,
Umesh S
From India, Bangalore
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Nice to read this one. I appreciate you for your posting. Even I too have one which is related to an HR love letter. Here it is.
Dearest Ms. Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since the 10th of January (Wednesday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 14th of February at 1800 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on-the-job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However, I am broad-minded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering other short-listed candidates. I would be happy if you could forward this letter to your sister if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Romeo
HR Department
This also I have read somewhere on the net, a few years back. As it is related to HR, I am posting it here.
Regards,
Umesh S
From India, Bangalore
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