A Humorous Tale of Generosity: What Would You Do in This Situation?

Grass Eater

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop, and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.

"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, please come to my house!"

"But sir, I have a wife and four children..."

"Bring them along!" the rich man said.

They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."

The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!"

😂 😂 😂 😂

Dear Rahul,

I know that he is smart. He saved his money, which he has to give to a worker for cutting the grass of his lawn. But at the same time, he played with the emotions of a poor man.

Regards,
Usha

Dear Usha,

Please have a look at it from another angle. The poor man got a nice chance to take his family to sit and enjoy in a limousine. The grass factor remains the same in both conditions, whether on the roadside or somewhere else.

Thanks,
Rahul

Dear Rahul,

The poor man wished to go to the rich man's house, thinking that he would get some work and through it, he would be able to fill the stomach of his family. The poor man didn't even imagine that he would have to eat the same thing in a rich man's house. So, he played with the emotions of a poor man.

But let's not discuss much on that. Different people will interpret a single thing in different ways. But one thing we all have to accept is that this is a fact of life. The rich always dominate over the poor, and we can't do anything about it.

We have had enough discussions on it. Let's discuss some other things.

Thanks,
Usha

Ding Dong !!

USHA ... Rahul ... May I come in, please....
Let me explain to Usha, dear Rahul...

Ushaaaa, this is the humor section. In the humor section, poor people eat grass and the rich man goes in the car... err... sorry, limousine, the Limo in short!! Okay?? :P :lol: :lol:
One should not fight for the stomach or work or anything else... they should simply read and laugh as much as they can. Okay... say OK!! Okay?? :wink: :lol:

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Hello Venu,

Yes, Venu, this is a humor section, and we shall read and laugh as much as we can. I have heard "Ting Tong" but never "Ding Dong." If your doorbell sounds like "Ding Dong," please change it to "Ting Tong" or any other sweet music so that one may not get afraid if he or she hears this sound at midnight. Just a joke. Don't take it seriously.

Regards,
Usha

Who says we were fighting 😳😳😳😳? Are yaar, time pass kar rahe the. Aajkal kaam kuch kam hai. Dhanda manda hai. 😜😁😁😁

Venu, thanks for interrupting; otherwise, the third world war would have started.

Thanks, Rahul 🤣

Ok, Usha,

TING TONG!!
TING TONG!!
CooKoo!! CooKoo!!
CooKoo!! CooKoo!!

Are these sounds okay? 😜
Ab toh aapko raat mein 'DAR' nahi lagega.. I suppose!! 😜
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

No, Rahul. There wouldn't have been any Third World War. And I have a lot of work at my office. But today, I will be leaving for home early as I am tired too. We are friends, and we will be.

Regards,
Usha

Rukh jao yaar... Sari, aati hi hogi!

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Hello Venu, Rahul,

Please tell me, what is chinkara? Then I will think whether I will take it or Bournvita.

Regards,
Usha

Hey Guys..... Don't fight over petty issues like whether rich guy was rude or decent enough to offer grass to poor fellow or whether the door bell should sound "Ding Dong" or "Ting Tong" or Whether Usha should have Cinkara or Bournvita. And if in case you guys are tired of this fight and feeling hungry right now then I have better option to offer and that is 2 feet tall Chinese grass in my lawn and you all are co-ordly invited to eat it at your luxury....
Offer valid till some cow barge into it..... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thank you, Dipesh, for the offer. Whenever we feel hungry, we will come to your lawn and have some breakfast of grass, provided you also join us.

Regards,
Usha

Hi Dipesh,

Be careful because sometimes people become maneaters instead of grasseaters. 😂😂😂

Rahul

Hi,

Nice to read your Jugalbandi!

On the humor side, the guy in the car, I suppose, was an HR guy. Attracting the best talent available, showing good management skills, making the guy wonder that he would be fulfilling his dreams. The one thing I like is he does that without any commitment. See, we have an HR case to study!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sandeep_sable :lol:

No, Rahul, Venu, and I will wait for you. We will find a suitable time and go. Okay. When you are free, please inform us so that we can arrange for it.

Guys !!! I would request you to kindly fix up the feast date as soon as possible because one of our locality cow and bull couple are planning for their grand dinner at my lawns and I have managed to keep them away from it till now but never know if they just barge into my lawns some day and eat up all my precious Chinese grass which is exclusively kept for my lovely friends … So please hurry up……