There was a poor Pakistani man who was invited into the home of a rich man. He offered him many foods and comforts. Then the poor Pakistani man said he would also invite the rich man over someday.
Along came the day, and the poor Pakistani man wanted to offer the rich man many foods, but he was poor and did not have them! So he told his wife: when the guest comes, make noise in the kitchen as if you are making food. Then drop a pot, and I will ask, "kya huwa?" and then you will say, "chicken curry ghir gaiyee." A few minutes later, do the same thing, and I will ask, and you will say, "gosht karhai ghir gaiyee," and I will say, "then what do we have to eat?" and you will say, "abh daal hee hai bas," and I will say, "chalo daal hee khaa lete hain phir." And then they will just eat the daal.
So the guest comes, and the poor Pakistani man talks with the rich man, and he hears some dishes fall in the kitchen, so he asks, "kya huwa?" and the wife says, "daal hee ghir gaiye!"
Moral: ??
Along came the day, and the poor Pakistani man wanted to offer the rich man many foods, but he was poor and did not have them! So he told his wife: when the guest comes, make noise in the kitchen as if you are making food. Then drop a pot, and I will ask, "kya huwa?" and then you will say, "chicken curry ghir gaiyee." A few minutes later, do the same thing, and I will ask, and you will say, "gosht karhai ghir gaiyee," and I will say, "then what do we have to eat?" and you will say, "abh daal hee hai bas," and I will say, "chalo daal hee khaa lete hain phir." And then they will just eat the daal.
So the guest comes, and the poor Pakistani man talks with the rich man, and he hears some dishes fall in the kitchen, so he asks, "kya huwa?" and the wife says, "daal hee ghir gaiye!"
Moral: ??