LITTLE JOHNY ADVENTURES:
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
Johnny: No, I'm Little Johnny.
Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
Johnny : Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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Johnny: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Johnny: Your name on this report card.
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"Isn't the principal dumbass?" said Johnny to girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank god!"
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Teacher: Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Johnny: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher: How?
Johnny: Ladies first.
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Teacher: How old is your father?
Johnny: As old as me
Teacher: How can that be?
Johnny: He became a father only when I was born
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Teacher to Johnny: Where were you born?
Johnny: In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher: Spell it?
Johnny(after thinking): I think I was born in GOA.
:lol: :lol: :lol: ENJOY :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
5SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
Johnny: No, I'm Little Johnny.
Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
Johnny : Good, because I didn't do my homework.
************************************************** ****
Johnny: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Johnny: Your name on this report card.
************************************************** ***
"Isn't the principal dumbass?" said Johnny to girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank god!"
************************************************** ***
Teacher: Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Johnny: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher: How?
Johnny: Ladies first.
************************************************** ******
Teacher: How old is your father?
Johnny: As old as me
Teacher: How can that be?
Johnny: He became a father only when I was born
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Teacher to Johnny: Where were you born?
Johnny: In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher: Spell it?
Johnny(after thinking): I think I was born in GOA.
:lol: :lol: :lol: ENJOY :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
nice post sindhu ...... :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
SMART and NAUGHTY ........
....SINDHU and JOHNNY ........ :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
Hi :P
Venu..........Bahut Shukriya....badi meharbani :P :lol:
but agar comparison ki TAANI tho yaad karadenge NAANI :wink: (just joking so that rhyming is complete) :lol: :P :lol:
and yeh kya :shock: Peer Sahab ke comments ....... :P, Thank U
one thing I would like to add here...........Peer Sahab ne Jho apne Location describe kiya hai.....Bahut Badiya hain and aptly suits CITEHR.
and Sari.........very true yaar.........Thank you dear :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Delhi
Venu..........Bahut Shukriya....badi meharbani :P :lol:
but agar comparison ki TAANI tho yaad karadenge NAANI :wink: (just joking so that rhyming is complete) :lol: :P :lol:
and yeh kya :shock: Peer Sahab ke comments ....... :P, Thank U
one thing I would like to add here...........Peer Sahab ne Jho apne Location describe kiya hai.....Bahut Badiya hain and aptly suits CITEHR.
and Sari.........very true yaar.........Thank you dear :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Delhi
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Fantastic Sindhu, plz dont start thinking that u r fantastic , its ur joke :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: (Just kidding) Keep posting, nice to watch your posting. Hassan :):)
From Paraguay
From Paraguay
Thank U Kadam, Hassan Sahab and Hiten :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
and
of Course
Gustaki Hum nahin kar sakte Hassan, waise bhi
FANTA hum peete nahin and yes STIC (Ek Stick jarroor humare paas rehta hain..........Jprobably you would have heard the syaing "JISKI LAATI USKI BAINS" :wink:
(I am also joking but you take it seriously) :P :wink: :P
but finally.........Thank U Hassan for your support :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
and encouragement :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Warm regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
and
of Course
FANTA hum peete nahin and yes STIC (Ek Stick jarroor humare paas rehta hain..........Jprobably you would have heard the syaing "JISKI LAATI USKI BAINS" :wink:
(I am also joking but you take it seriously) :P :wink: :P
but finally.........Thank U Hassan for your support :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
and encouragement :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Warm regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Wow yaar Sindhu.. Tumhari post bhi badiya hai.. Aur tumhare jawaab dene ki andaaz bhi bhadiya hai.. I can always call you SS.. Sportive Sindhu.. :) Regards, Manju :)
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
:lol: :lol:
Arrey SINDHU Jee
Aisi Gustakhi ham Kar nahi saktai
Your given definition ko raad kar nahi saktai
Bhains k aagai ham chal nahi saktai. !!!!
:wink: :wink: :P :P (Now Plz dont start thinking that ham aap k aagai nahi chal saktai chal tu saktai hain but ye gustakhi kar nahi saktai) :P :P :P :P :wink: :wink:
(Just Kidding)
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By the way your replies are really very interesting. :P :P
Keep going on
Hassan :P :P
From Paraguay
Arrey SINDHU Jee
Aisi Gustakhi ham Kar nahi saktai
Your given definition ko raad kar nahi saktai
Bhains k aagai ham chal nahi saktai. !!!!
:wink: :wink: :P :P (Now Plz dont start thinking that ham aap k aagai nahi chal saktai chal tu saktai hain but ye gustakhi kar nahi saktai) :P :P :P :P :wink: :wink:
(Just Kidding)
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By the way your replies are really very interesting. :P :P
Keep going on
Hassan :P :P
From Paraguay
Hassan Hassan ...! :)
Yes Sindhu. :P :P
Eating Sugar...?
No sindhu. :P
Telling Lies... :evil:
No Sindhu. :P
Open your mouth .... :x
" but ye gustakhi kar nahi saktai " ...:wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Good Morning Everybody !!! :P :P :P :P
From India, Hyderabad
Yes Sindhu. :P :P
Eating Sugar...?
No sindhu. :P
Telling Lies... :evil:
No Sindhu. :P
Open your mouth .... :x
" but ye gustakhi kar nahi saktai " ...:wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Good Morning Everybody !!! :P :P :P :P
From India, Hyderabad
:lol: :lol: :P :P
GOOD MORNING TO EVERY ONE
Venu you cant help with out posting your opinions in every humor post.
I think EVEN when you sleep you see the dream of citehr.
:P :P :lol: :lol:
Its really very good to see you again.
Thanks
Hassan :P
From Paraguay
GOOD MORNING TO EVERY ONE
Venu you cant help with out posting your opinions in every humor post.
I think EVEN when you sleep you see the dream of citehr.
:P :P :lol: :lol:
Its really very good to see you again.
Thanks
Hassan :P
From Paraguay
Hi a very good morning to U all............. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
My dear Manju......Thank U.......Jahan aap jaise supporting and encouraging friends ho tho......yeh tho hona hi hai......as you said you can call me basharthe........I call you MM (Manju Muskan) :lol: :lol: :lol:
Venu......bahut badiya rhyming hain....now you are being promoted from LKG to UKG......OK.....Badiya Hain.......Happy.... :wink: :lol:
and
chahte bhi nahin ki aap koi Gustaki karen....hence Ab Bhains ho ya Bhainsa.........Been Bajake kya hai Fayda.....ab aap kuch bhi samjhe........mujhe Been Bhajana nahin aata......par TRY Jaroor kar sakthi hoom basharthe aap dey Mauka. :wink: :P :P (Joke only......not to be taken seriously)
Hassan........I appreciate your sense of humour....... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:P :P :P :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P :P
Best regards
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
My dear Manju......Thank U.......Jahan aap jaise supporting and encouraging friends ho tho......yeh tho hona hi hai......as you said you can call me basharthe........I call you MM (Manju Muskan) :lol: :lol: :lol:
Venu......bahut badiya rhyming hain....now you are being promoted from LKG to UKG......OK.....Badiya Hain.......Happy.... :wink: :lol:
and
Hassan........I appreciate your sense of humour....... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:P :P :P :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P :P
Best regards
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
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