Don't marry a software girl (computer humor).
Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts you.
Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.
Never marry a C girl because she always has a tendency to BREAK things and EXIT from the house.
Never marry a C++ girl as you may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.
Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.
Never marry a VB girl since she has a divorce FORM with her always.
Never marry a UNIX girl, she always dumps you with a core.
Never marry a PASCAL girl, she always scolds you as a rascal.
Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good at the DIVISION of families.
Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good at shooting troubles.
Better to marry a girl not belonging to the SOFTWARE FAMILY.
MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY, THEN.........
From India, Hyderabad
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43Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts you.
Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.
Never marry a C girl because she always has a tendency to BREAK things and EXIT from the house.
Never marry a C++ girl as you may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.
Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.
Never marry a VB girl since she has a divorce FORM with her always.
Never marry a UNIX girl, she always dumps you with a core.
Never marry a PASCAL girl, she always scolds you as a rascal.
Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good at the DIVISION of families.
Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good at shooting troubles.
Better to marry a girl not belonging to the SOFTWARE FAMILY.
MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY, THEN.........
From India, Hyderabad
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Good information sari
Yah Prashanth you are right
You can marry a HR girl because of following qualities:
1. There is no work tension like other which may reflects on family after going home
2. Good understanding
3. Motivates you
4. Speaks nicely with every one i.e. with relatives
5. No conflicts. As she know's how to solve conflicts
6. Good ethics
So she will implement all the HR Activities
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Am i right sari
Regards
Shilpa
From India, Bangalore
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Yah Prashanth you are right
You can marry a HR girl because of following qualities:
1. There is no work tension like other which may reflects on family after going home
2. Good understanding
3. Motivates you
4. Speaks nicely with every one i.e. with relatives
5. No conflicts. As she know's how to solve conflicts
6. Good ethics
So she will implement all the HR Activities
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Am i right sari
Regards
Shilpa
From India, Bangalore
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