Tuhaar chehra moti samaan.. tuhaar chehra moti samaan.. Moti hamara kutte ke naam.. Tere dar pe sanam hazaar baar ayenge.. Tere dar pe sanam hazaar baar ayenge.. Ghanti bhajayenge aur bhaag jayenge..
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Tumko dekha... tumko dekha... tumko dekha... tho yeh khayal aaya... paagal on ke stock mein naya paagal aaya..
Idhar Khuda hai, Udhar Khuda hai, jidhar dekho udhar khuda hai, idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai, jidhar nahi khuda hai.. Udhar kal Khudega..
Koi pathar se na maare mere deewane ko.. Koi pathar se na maare mere deewane ko.. Koi pathar se na maare mere deewane ko.. abe aage bhi tho bol... nuclear power ka zamana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko..
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Idhar Khuda hai, Udhar Khuda hai, jidhar dekho udhar khuda hai, idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai, jidhar nahi khuda hai.. Udhar kal Khudega..
Koi pathar se na maare mere deewane ko.. Koi pathar se na maare mere deewane ko.. Koi pathar se na maare mere deewane ko.. abe aage bhi tho bol... nuclear power ka zamana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko..
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Thank you, Sari, and thanks Sushil. I will try to reach up to the mark.
Few more...
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaaya hoga pehle socha tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. Phir use zoo ka khayal aaya hoga.. Mein tumhare liye sab kuch karta.. Magar mujhe kaam tha.. Mein tumhare liye doob ke marta.. Magar mujhe zukhaam tha..
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaaya hoga pehle socha tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. Phir use zoo ka khayal aaya hoga.. Mein tumhare liye sab kuch karta.. Magar mujhe kaam tha.. Mein tumhare liye doob ke marta.. Magar mujhe zukhaam tha..
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Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,
Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,
Yahan likhna mana hai..............:icon6: :icon6: :-D :icon6: :icon6:
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Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaey,
Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain,
to hum behosh ho gaey.....................:icon6::):icon10:
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When words fail, Eyes work.
When eyes fail, heart works.
When heart fails...
To kya?...............................
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Samajh le Tapak gaya.....................:icon6::(:icon6:
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Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,
Yahan likhna mana hai..............:icon6: :icon6: :-D :icon6: :icon6:
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Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaey,
Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain,
to hum behosh ho gaey.....................:icon6::):icon10:
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When words fail, Eyes work.
When eyes fail, heart works.
When heart fails...
To kya?...............................
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Samajh le Tapak gaya.....................:icon6::(:icon6:
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Badal jo chaye tum yaad aaye, Barish ki boondo mein tum yaad aaye, Are ab to mera chata lauta do... :icon6:
Yaaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana... :(
Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana... :icon6::icon6::icon6:
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Yaaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana... :(
Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana... :icon6::icon6::icon6:
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Hiiiiiiii Muskan! Wah Wah
Great Going, Sari, Rajeev!
Tez hawa ka jhonka aaya, :)
Saath mein teri khushboo laya. :-P
Jhat se dil mein khayal aaya, :huh:
Aaj bhi mera dost nahin nahaya! :wacko: :blink: :icon4: ;) :lol:
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Great Going, Sari, Rajeev!
Tez hawa ka jhonka aaya, :)
Saath mein teri khushboo laya. :-P
Jhat se dil mein khayal aaya, :huh:
Aaj bhi mera dost nahin nahaya! :wacko: :blink: :icon4: ;) :lol:
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Neechey paan ki Dukaan
Oopar Gauri ka Makaan
Kaisi ho tum dear Muskan:)
Khwabomein ayenge SMS ki tarah:)
Dilmein bas jayenge RINGTONE ki tarah. :-P
Dosti kabhi kam na hogi BALANCE ki tarah. :-P
Bas tum busy na rahna NETWORK ki taraha!:):-D
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Oopar Gauri ka Makaan
Kaisi ho tum dear Muskan:)
Khwabomein ayenge SMS ki tarah:)
Dilmein bas jayenge RINGTONE ki tarah. :-P
Dosti kabhi kam na hogi BALANCE ki tarah. :-P
Bas tum busy na rahna NETWORK ki taraha!:):-D
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Shama ro ro kay parwanoo se keh rahi hai
Shama ro ro kay parwanoo se keh rahi hai
Mujhe rumal la do mari naak beh rahi hai..:-D:icon6::-D
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...:icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6:
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Shama ro ro kay parwanoo se keh rahi hai
Mujhe rumal la do mari naak beh rahi hai..:-D:icon6::-D
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...:icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6:
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Hum maanenge tumhari baat zaroor.. Bus tum sab na hona humse door.. Warna hojayega mera dil choor choor.. Tum sabki hasi se hamari chehre pe hai noor..:icon1: Khoob pharmayee Sindhu dear..:icon1:
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Oh... VENU is here to CHEER! :-P
Let us now speed up the GEAR! :-D
Muskan, tum rhyming achi kar leti ho, DEAR. :)
Aur likho.... likhte hi raho without any FEAR. :icon6:
Par just watch out, kahin BOSS toh nahin hain NEAR. :-D
He may not be able to BEAR. :icon6::icon6::-D
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Let us now speed up the GEAR! :-D
Muskan, tum rhyming achi kar leti ho, DEAR. :)
Aur likho.... likhte hi raho without any FEAR. :icon6:
Par just watch out, kahin BOSS toh nahin hain NEAR. :-D
He may not be able to BEAR. :icon6::icon6::-D
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Aisi dosti hamari ki dil chahe aey Dost......:icon10:
Tu har safar har dagar mein mile,..........:icon1:
Mar bhi jao to hamari dosti rahe kayam,............:):-P:)
Jahan meri kabar ho...................:(
Uske saath wali kabar mein tu mile..........:icon6::-D:icon6:
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Tu har safar har dagar mein mile,..........:icon1:
Mar bhi jao to hamari dosti rahe kayam,............:):-P:)
Jahan meri kabar ho...................:(
Uske saath wali kabar mein tu mile..........:icon6::-D:icon6:
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Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha Unho ne phool phenka.. gamla bhi saath tha!!
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wah Wah !! Wah Wah !!! :):icon1::) Saare hi sher sunayenge............:icon10: Kissi ko wah wah bhi to karni chaiye.......:icon1::icon1: nahi to inspiration kahan se milega......:icon6::-P:icon6:
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Hey Rajeev, the memory of the one who says "Wah Wah" has been lost :-D. He will be back in a little while, and then we will listen to more "Wah Wah" by DON:icon6:
How a girl replies if Himesh Reshamya proposes: :-D
Oh... sir, go to hell with your charm,
You resemble a date from your appearance,
You are a laborer in a cigarette factory,
Get lost, you monkey!!!! :-P
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How a girl replies if Himesh Reshamya proposes: :-D
Oh... sir, go to hell with your charm,
You resemble a date from your appearance,
You are a laborer in a cigarette factory,
Get lost, you monkey!!!! :-P
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Socha tha har modh par tumhara saath denge, socha tha har modh par tumhara saath denge, par kya kare kambakhat sadak hi sidhi nikli. Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi, sitaron mein chamak aati to hogi. Tum lakh chupao duniya se, magar akeley mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.
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:-D Wah........wah............ :icon1: Shruti ke aane ke baad to sabhi bolenge ......... :icon1: -D :icon1: wah..........wah......... :icon1::) :icon1::) :icon1: Aur Sari...............you are also too good.......... :) Hame to iska matlab kuch nahi aata............ :( :confused: :( *** Fir bhi ek suno......... Mene poochha chand se... :?: Kabhi dekha hai kahin........ :confused: mere yaar sa haseen.......... :icon1: Chand ne kaha: Chandni ki kasam..... :)-P:) found.....2,200,599,999 entries ............. :icon6: -D :icon6:
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Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha... Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha ..... Chah kar bhi aapne use nahi mara.... Kyonki uski rago me apka khoon tha
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Chaand ki deewar na todi...pyaar bhara dil tod diya.
Chaand ki deewar na todi...pyaar bhara dil tod diya.
Chaand ki deewar na todi...pyaar bhara dil tod diya.
Chaand ki deewar na todi...pyaar bhara dil tod diya.
Arre waah....aapne toh haathon se hi naariyal fod diya.
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Chaand ki deewar na todi...pyaar bhara dil tod diya.
Chaand ki deewar na todi...pyaar bhara dil tod diya.
Chaand ki deewar na todi...pyaar bhara dil tod diya.
Arre waah....aapne toh haathon se hi naariyal fod diya.
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Muskurana tho har ladki ki adha hai......... Muskurana tho har ladki ki adha hai......... Jo is adha ko Mohabat samjhe ....... Jo is adha ko Mohabat samjhe ....... Woh sabse bada "GADHA" hai!!!! :-D
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Tere saath nibhayenge saato janam......... Tere saath nibhayenge saato janam......... Maa kasam........... Shayari katam:icon6:
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Goodie Good Sari dear.........:-P Rajeev :-D:) Freak....tumney shayari ko kahan mod diya baaki sabko peechey chod diya:icon6: Dil ke saath Nariyal Jod Diya:-P
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Freak... good one... :-D :-P :-D
Ab jab ghira baadal, teri yaad ayi,
Jhoom ke barsa saawan, to teri yaad ayi,
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ayi,
Kayun na aey teri yaad?
Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai... :icon6: :-D :icon6:
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Ab jab ghira baadal, teri yaad ayi,
Jhoom ke barsa saawan, to teri yaad ayi,
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ayi,
Kayun na aey teri yaad?
Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai... :icon6: :-D :icon6:
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Arz kiya hai… jara gaur farmaeaga…
Kutta mar gaya rajaai mein,
Kutta mar gaya rajaai mein,
Main pagal ho gaya teri judai mein.
Ek aur mulahija farmaeye…
Haathi naali mein beh nahi sakta,
Haathi naali mein beh nahi sakta,
Aur main tere bina ab reh nahi sakta.
Ek aur…
Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai,
Jaise bajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai.
Regards,
AK
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Kutta mar gaya rajaai mein,
Kutta mar gaya rajaai mein,
Main pagal ho gaya teri judai mein.
Ek aur mulahija farmaeye…
Haathi naali mein beh nahi sakta,
Haathi naali mein beh nahi sakta,
Aur main tere bina ab reh nahi sakta.
Ek aur…
Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai,
Jaise bajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai.
Regards,
AK
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Hi Amol, how are you, friend? Badiya hai. :-D :) Aapke bhi kya haal hai Manju? :-P Lo, hum bhi kuch keh dete hain.
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi. Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.
Paas jake dekha to kuchh tha hi nahi. 😕 🤔 😕
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Door se dekha to patthar dikhta tha. Door se dekha to patthar dikhta tha.
Paas jake dekha to sachmuch patthar hi tha. 😅 :-P 😅
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Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi. Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.
Paas jake dekha to kuchh tha hi nahi. 😕 🤔 😕
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Door se dekha to patthar dikhta tha. Door se dekha to patthar dikhta tha.
Paas jake dekha to sachmuch patthar hi tha. 😅 :-P 😅
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Kyon apni kabra khod raha hai be... :icon7:
La, phawda mujhe de.. :-D:icon6::-D
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Tum aa gaye ho; Noor aa gaya hai...... :icon1::-P
Chalo Ab ham teeno picture chalte hai... :-D:icon6::-D:icon6::-D:icon6:
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La, phawda mujhe de.. :-D:icon6::-D
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Tum aa gaye ho; Noor aa gaya hai...... :icon1::-P
Chalo Ab ham teeno picture chalte hai... :-D:icon6::-D:icon6::-D:icon6:
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Hiii all:)
Hmmm MUSKAN badiya Mehfil Jami hain:-P
Rajeev..........goood:-D
Oh Amol........Aaapney bhi Shayari diya GOL:icon6: ab yahan shayaron ki khulgayi hain POL:-P
Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa…:-D
Comay se Jagay Mareez ko
Permanent Sulaa Diyaa:icon6:
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Hmmm MUSKAN badiya Mehfil Jami hain:-P
Rajeev..........goood:-D
Oh Amol........Aaapney bhi Shayari diya GOL:icon6: ab yahan shayaron ki khulgayi hain POL:-P
Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa…:-D
Comay se Jagay Mareez ko
Permanent Sulaa Diyaa:icon6:
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Hello Sindhu & Rajeev,
I am fine Rajeev, how about you?
Saheban pesh-e-khidamat hai............
Ke khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha....
Ke khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha....
Aur raste pe jake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha....
Door se dekha toh sher tha,
gaur kijiega....
Door se dekha toh sher tha,
Pass ja kar dekha,
Toh vakaai sher tha,
bhaago
Ek nur-e-sher pesh kar raha hoon
Darkat ke paimane pe chilman e husn ka,
Furkat se yun sharmana....
Darkat ke paimane pe chilman e husn ka,
Furkat se yun sharmana....
Uparwali line ka matlab tumhare samaz mai aaye...
to hume jaroor batana.
Agla wala load shedding pe........ jara gaur farmayega
Jise Dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi...
Jise Pyar kiya woh Italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha Khud Kushi (Suicide) kar le zalim...
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...
Regards
AK
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I am fine Rajeev, how about you?
Saheban pesh-e-khidamat hai............
Ke khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha....
Ke khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha....
Aur raste pe jake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha....
Door se dekha toh sher tha,
gaur kijiega....
Door se dekha toh sher tha,
Pass ja kar dekha,
Toh vakaai sher tha,
bhaago
Ek nur-e-sher pesh kar raha hoon
Darkat ke paimane pe chilman e husn ka,
Furkat se yun sharmana....
Darkat ke paimane pe chilman e husn ka,
Furkat se yun sharmana....
Uparwali line ka matlab tumhare samaz mai aaye...
to hume jaroor batana.
Agla wala load shedding pe........ jara gaur farmayega
Jise Dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi...
Jise Pyar kiya woh Italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha Khud Kushi (Suicide) kar le zalim...
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...
Regards
AK
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Hi Shruti, good morning. :-P
Kaun se shayar ki khul gayi pol... :confused::( :confused:
agar hamari baat hai to sunn lo pehle... :) :huh::)
Kaun se shayar ki khul gayi pol...
agar hamari baat hai to sunn lo pehle...
Ham to hai ek bade bhari fate dol... :-D :)
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Kaun se shayar ki khul gayi pol... :confused::( :confused:
agar hamari baat hai to sunn lo pehle... :) :huh::)
Kaun se shayar ki khul gayi pol...
agar hamari baat hai to sunn lo pehle...
Ham to hai ek bade bhari fate dol... :-D :)
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:-PHmm, though Rajeev, tum ho bade bhari fate dol
Mazboot and Tikawoo lagalo kuch FEVICOL:-D
Phir Bhajatey rehna apni Tareefon ke DOL:icon6:
Wah wah... AMOL... Sher sunney main maza aata hain:-P
Sher Sunaney main Mazaa aata hain:-D
Asli Sher Samney aajaye tho SITTI BITTI GUL Hojatha hain:icon6:
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Mazboot and Tikawoo lagalo kuch FEVICOL:-D
Phir Bhajatey rehna apni Tareefon ke DOL:icon6:
Wah wah... AMOL... Sher sunney main maza aata hain:-P
Sher Sunaney main Mazaa aata hain:-D
Asli Sher Samney aajaye tho SITTI BITTI GUL Hojatha hain:icon6:
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Amol, ham bhi badiya hai.
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi naihn.
Door se Dekha to ganje uchal rahe they,
Door se Dekha to ganje uchal rahe they,
Pass jake dekha to unde ubal rahe they..
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Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi naihn.
Door se Dekha to ganje uchal rahe they,
Door se Dekha to ganje uchal rahe they,
Pass jake dekha to unde ubal rahe they..
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Very true, Muskan. :-P
OK, my contribution. :-D
Agar kar letey ishq humse woh :)
Unki raton ki neend ud jaati,
Isi bahane raat ko padtey rehtey,
Kam se kam unki compartment toh na aati. :-P :-D :icon6:
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OK, my contribution. :-D
Agar kar letey ishq humse woh :)
Unki raton ki neend ud jaati,
Isi bahane raat ko padtey rehtey,
Kam se kam unki compartment toh na aati. :-P :-D :icon6:
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Ek Chutkule: Ek fmaily SHOLAY picture dekh ke aayi aur Pati Patni se Romantically Bola: Nach Basanti Nach. Child Added: Mummy is kutte ke samne mat nachna..:-D:-D:-D
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Manju, Good Joke... 😁😄😁
Aur Shruti, aapka mukabala to koi kar hi nahi sakta... 😊😄😊
Ye lo, hamari taraf se bhi ek joke... 😊
Sardar Santa Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pants, socks, and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, "it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief'."
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Aur Shruti, aapka mukabala to koi kar hi nahi sakta... 😊😄😊
Ye lo, hamari taraf se bhi ek joke... 😊
Sardar Santa Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pants, socks, and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, "it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief'."
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OOOH HA HA... Too Good Rajeev! :-D :icon6::icon6:
Muskan, what have you started with these jokes, Du kaan? :-P
OK... :-P :-P
One from my side:
Sir: Next week, exams are scheduled, and question papers have already gone for printing. So... Students, any doubts? :?: :huh:
You can ask me.:)
Students (in chorus): Which printing press, sir!! :shock: ;):D
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Muskan, what have you started with these jokes, Du kaan? :-P
OK... :-P :-P
One from my side:
Sir: Next week, exams are scheduled, and question papers have already gone for printing. So... Students, any doubts? :?: :huh:
You can ask me.:)
Students (in chorus): Which printing press, sir!! :shock: ;):D
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Shruti... Good one, maza aa gaya... :icon6: -D :icon6:
Aur bich bich mein topic change hote rahana chahiye...
DOSTI AGAR BURI HAI TO USE HONE MAT DO... :(
Dosti agar acchi hai TO USE KHO NE NA DO... :icon1: -P :icon1:
AUR AGAR DOST HO SABSE PYARA TO USE SONE MAT DO... JAGTE RAHO!! :icon6: -D :icon6:
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Aur bich bich mein topic change hote rahana chahiye...
DOSTI AGAR BURI HAI TO USE HONE MAT DO... :(
Dosti agar acchi hai TO USE KHO NE NA DO... :icon1: -P :icon1:
AUR AGAR DOST HO SABSE PYARA TO USE SONE MAT DO... JAGTE RAHO!! :icon6: -D :icon6:
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Nice Dosti Advice........... Rajeev :-P
True Love is like a pillow :confused:
You could HUG it when you are in trouble, :huh:
You could CRY on it when you are in pain, :(
You could EMBRACE it when you are happy, :icon1::)
Want True Love? :?:
Spend Rs.50/- BUY A PILLOW :icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6: :-P
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True Love is like a pillow :confused:
You could HUG it when you are in trouble, :huh:
You could CRY on it when you are in pain, :(
You could EMBRACE it when you are happy, :icon1::)
Want True Love? :?:
Spend Rs.50/- BUY A PILLOW :icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6: :-P
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Nahi Shruti... Aajkal Rs.100.00 ka ho gaya hai... 😕 Kal hi do Purchase kare hai... 😆
hahahahaha... 😆😆😆😆😆
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hahahahaha... 😆😆😆😆😆
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Sahi Track par ho Rajeev:-D............ Doh doh purchase karliye:-P....hmmm Ek ke Saath Ek FREE ka Offer tha kya?:icon6::icon6::icon6:
OK tell me::icon1:
What do a “Rat say” to a “Cat”:confused::?:
on Valentines Day?:huh:
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Think:confused::?:
?
?
Billo Rani Kaho toh abhi jaan dey doom.:icon6::icon6::-D
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OK tell me::icon1:
What do a “Rat say” to a “Cat”:confused::?:
on Valentines Day?:huh:
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Think:confused::?:
?
?
Billo Rani Kaho toh abhi jaan dey doom.:icon6::icon6::-D
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Tooooooo Gooooooooooooood...............:icon6::icon6::grin : Socho ki agar Amitabh Bachchan Customer care mein hota to kaise baat karta........... Imagine.........
Amithabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hain filhaal ek customer care rep hain... Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER Amithabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga..
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Amithabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hain filhaal ek customer care rep hain... Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER Amithabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga..
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Hi,
Hiiiii.........:-P:) Kya baat hain..........raftar thami si kyon hain:-D Angry boss:-x: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?:?: Executive (sar jhukate hue):(: Nahin sir.:no: Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho:?:? Meri taraf dekho:wink::icon6::icon6:
Future plans of childrens::) Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?:confused: Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.:) Shakeel: I want 2 b a doctor Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.:icon1: Johnny: I want 2 help Bina.:shock:;)
Thank you.
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Hiiiii.........:-P:) Kya baat hain..........raftar thami si kyon hain:-D Angry boss:-x: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?:?: Executive (sar jhukate hue):(: Nahin sir.:no: Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho:?:? Meri taraf dekho:wink::icon6::icon6:
Future plans of childrens::) Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?:confused: Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.:) Shakeel: I want 2 b a doctor Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.:icon1: Johnny: I want 2 help Bina.:shock:;)
Thank you.
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Shruti... good One... :icon6: :-D :icon6:
Bas apke aane ka intezaar ho raha tha... :icon1:
***
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings, and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape...
He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" :icon6: :-D :icon6:
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Bas apke aane ka intezaar ho raha tha... :icon1:
***
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings, and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape...
He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" :icon6: :-D :icon6:
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Oh really Rajeev...........:)
Good one:icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6:
Santa saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.:)
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”:-x:icon7:
Santa: B.Com final year”:blink::icon6:
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what
do we get on 15th August.:?:
Student::roll: A holiday:shock:;)
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Good one:icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6:
Santa saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.:)
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”:-x:icon7:
Santa: B.Com final year”:blink::icon6:
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what
do we get on 15th August.:?:
Student::roll: A holiday:shock:;)
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Guddu gana ga raha tha,:)
“Aaj main oooper..... Aasma neechay”
Toh Pappu :-xnay Guddu ko bohut maara,:beatup:
Bhala kion???:confused:
kion k Aasma pappu ki behan thi.:icon5:;-):icon6::icon6::icon6::-D
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“Aaj main oooper..... Aasma neechay”
Toh Pappu :-xnay Guddu ko bohut maara,:beatup:
Bhala kion???:confused:
kion k Aasma pappu ki behan thi.:icon5:;-):icon6::icon6::icon6::-D
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A boy jumped into a mud puddle. :) He took bath with bubbles. :-P Bubbles is the girl next door. :icon12: ;) :icon6: :-P :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Angry husband sent a note to his father-in-law: "YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS."
Father-in-law replies: "WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE" :-D
Patni: Kya tumhe lagta hai ki meri shaadi dusri jagah hoti to achha hota?
Pati: Nahi lagta.
Patni: Sach.
Pati: Ha, Main dusre ka bura kyu chahunga. ;-)
Regards,
AK
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Father-in-law replies: "WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE" :-D
Patni: Kya tumhe lagta hai ki meri shaadi dusri jagah hoti to achha hota?
Pati: Nahi lagta.
Patni: Sach.
Pati: Ha, Main dusre ka bura kyu chahunga. ;-)
Regards,
AK
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Hi SARI,RAJEEV,SHRUTI,FREAK You all are tooooooooooooooooo gud shayars.keep posting. Enjoyed a lot.
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Aaine ke sau tukde karke hamne dekhe hain...
Aaine ke sau tukde karke hamne dekhe hain...
Aaine ke sau tukde karke hamne dekhe hain...
Aaine ke sau tukde karke hamne dekhe hain...
Aaine ke sau tukde karke hamne dekhe hain...
Aaine ke sau tukde karke hamne dekhe hain...
Kasam se mummy ne uske baad bahut maara tha...
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Aaine ke sau tukde karke hamne dekhe hain...
Aaine ke sau tukde karke hamne dekhe hain...
Aaine ke sau tukde karke hamne dekhe hain...
Aaine ke sau tukde karke hamne dekhe hain...
Aaine ke sau tukde karke hamne dekhe hain...
Kasam se mummy ne uske baad bahut maara tha...
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Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:-P
Thanks Mamta:)
Wah Wah......Subban Allah......hmm VENU, AMOL, FREAK:-D
Tum Paas Aey..:-P
Yun Muskuraey..:)
Apne 32 Daant Mujhko Dikhaey..:-D
Ab to Mera DiL:confused:
Phoot Phoot k Rota hai…:(
Dost Tumse To Brush bhi Teek se Nahi hota hai..!!:icon6::icon6::-P
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Thanks Mamta:)
Wah Wah......Subban Allah......hmm VENU, AMOL, FREAK:-D
Tum Paas Aey..:-P
Yun Muskuraey..:)
Apne 32 Daant Mujhko Dikhaey..:-D
Ab to Mera DiL:confused:
Phoot Phoot k Rota hai…:(
Dost Tumse To Brush bhi Teek se Nahi hota hai..!!:icon6::icon6::-P
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ek mast hawa ka jhoka aaya, khusboo tumhari laaya, Tabhi mere dil mein khayal aaya, ki dost tu aaj bhi nahi nahaya. wah wah wah wah wah....
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hoto pe NA hai, dil mein HA hai.. hoto pe NA hai, dil mein HA hai.., shashi kapoor kehta hai 'MERE PAS 'MAA' HAI !!!':-D
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Thank you, dear Rekha. 😛😃
Good one, Freak. 😛
Kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho? 😕
Har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho. 😞
Ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi ay dost. 😱
Ke tum mandir/masjidon se jootay churatay ho? 😆😆😃
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Good one, Freak. 😛
Kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho? 😕
Har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho. 😞
Ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi ay dost. 😱
Ke tum mandir/masjidon se jootay churatay ho? 😆😆😃
From India, Delhi
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