lavena_dsouza
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Hi here are Top 10 most stupid questions' people usually ask in obvious situations :

1. At the movies:

When you meet acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus:

A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps

on your feet...

Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local

anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral:

One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant:

When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??

Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated

cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together:

When some distant aunt

meets you after years

Stupid Question:-

Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,isensitive lout...it's just

the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu

tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....

you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?

Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks...

Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.

Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and

now it's in flames!!!

Best Regards,

Tina

From India, Mumbai
mdodwad
Tina, It’s hilarious and It’s fact too. Good day to start with. :lol: Haa haa haa

Monika Vaid
3

Hey Tina!!!!!!!!! This was really funny.............. n u hv got good sense of humour Tina......... keep posting ................ Ha Ha :lol: Regards, Monika
From India, Delhi
lynalan
23

Great to read. What is also crazy is when you greet a colleague and ask how he/she is and he / she spends that next 15 minutes telling you about his/her ailments. Lyn Pretoria
From South Africa, Pretoria
sahasa
good one Tina..... Very humorous..... still we people, keep on asking those kind of dumb questions....... Need to avoid.....otherwise we’ve to hear those replies....
From India, Madras
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