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Very simple!!!
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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?
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They Both Are Not a Banana !! JJ
Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water
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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) :
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crawling on the
wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa
started to sing a song. the
moment Phulwa
stopped singing the song,
RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and
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Ek Aur
PJ Isse kehte hain.........
Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.
lecture ke baad use bhookh
lagti hai. so
he goes to the canteen. canteen
mein gattu ek pav leta hai.
jaise hi woh
pav khane ke liye uthata hai to
dekhta hai ki uski plate mein
"jannat" likha hai.
To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai
ki gattu jiska
lecture attend karke aa raha hai!
, us proffessor ka
naam kya hai???
guess
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Ishq Ki Chhaon.
Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....
Don't scratch ur head this is a
song from film "Dil Se"
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What wud u call a Gal who never
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Whatz a PJ ?
Obviously "a poor joke"
Whatz a (P + i J)?
- A "complex poor joke"
Why don't people laugh on a
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more boss....
Bcoz the joke part of it is
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Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love
with each other and want to get married, but cannot.
Why?
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Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is
illegal.!!!!!!!!!!!!
From India, Mumbai
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The person who made sound "Aaaaaaaaaaaah ................................................dh aaaaammmm" fell from the tenth floor and the person who made sound "Dhaaammm .....aaaaAAAAHHHH" fell from the first floor.
Very simple!!!
One more
Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?
think......
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the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !! JJ
Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water
level
of the pond increases. How? Think...........try it Yes you
can................
Can't answer..........scroll down
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A - The other 9 fish are crying.................
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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) :
Phulwa,RaamPyaari,
RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were
crawling on the
wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa
started to sing a song. the
moment Phulwa
stopped singing the song,
RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and
RaamChuri
fell down
from the wall !!!...
WHY ???
scroll down for answer. . . . . .
. . . . . .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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.not getting, very simple yaar..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
coz, they all started clapping
!!!!
Ek Aur
PJ Isse kehte hain.........
Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.
lecture ke baad use bhookh
lagti hai. so
he goes to the canteen. canteen
mein gattu ek pav leta hai.
jaise hi woh
pav khane ke liye uthata hai to
dekhta hai ki uski plate mein
"jannat" likha hai.
To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai
ki gattu jiska
lecture attend karke aa raha hai!
, us proffessor ka
naam kya hai???
guess
scroll down for the answer
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The answer is
Ishq Ki Chhaon.
Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....
Don't scratch ur head this is a
song from film "Dil Se"
One More
What wud u call a Gal who never
laughs....?
...and the Answer is..........
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HASINA !
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Whatz a PJ ?
Obviously "a poor joke"
Whatz a (P + i J)?
- A "complex poor joke"
Why don't people laugh on a
"complex poor joke" ?
scroll down for answer.......
more boss....
Bcoz the joke part of it is
imaginary.
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Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love
with each other and want to get married, but cannot.
Why?
Scroll Down for answer!!!!!!!!!!
Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is
illegal.!!!!!!!!!!!!
From India, Mumbai
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THANKS A LOT FOR POSTING
I JUST CANT STOP :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
keep posting
Regards
Priya
From China
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THANKS A LOT FOR POSTING
I JUST CANT STOP :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
keep posting
Regards
Priya
From China
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From India, Varkkallai
From India, Varkkallai
where are you rupa? :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
i just pulled the last hair from my head
anyways pjs make me happy bcoz they make me aware that how foolish i am really, no seriously our strategic socalled level of thinking doesnt allow us to think that answers can be this simple too
another defination of pj is pakaav jokes
regards kamal
From India, New Delhi
i just pulled the last hair from my head
anyways pjs make me happy bcoz they make me aware that how foolish i am really, no seriously our strategic socalled level of thinking doesnt allow us to think that answers can be this simple too
another defination of pj is pakaav jokes
regards kamal
From India, New Delhi
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NINE FISHES CRYING IS REALLY FANTASTIC - I HAVE CALLED MANY OF MY FRIENDS AND ASKED THIS.
ONCE THE ANSWER WAS REVEALED THEY BECAME
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
VERY GOOD ONE
-Nimmagadda :D
From India, Hyderabad
NINE FISHES CRYING IS REALLY FANTASTIC - I HAVE CALLED MANY OF MY FRIENDS AND ASKED THIS.
ONCE THE ANSWER WAS REVEALED THEY BECAME
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
VERY GOOD ONE
-Nimmagadda :D
From India, Hyderabad
:D :D :lol: :lol: :lol:
Those PJ's were really good., it's like a brain storming session in the middle of our hectic work schedule. Really Loved them.
Wonderful posting...... Hope you're gonna give us more.
Regards,
Santosh
From India, Srikakulam
Those PJ's were really good., it's like a brain storming session in the middle of our hectic work schedule. Really Loved them.
Wonderful posting...... Hope you're gonna give us more.
Regards,
Santosh
From India, Srikakulam
Excellent PJ...'s .... Liked a lot :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks for sharing the same.. Looking forward for more.... very sooooooon...... :) :) :) Cheers, :wink: Dhanjith......
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
One More PJ to add to that
Ek baar ek hathi (male) aur ek machhar (female) mein pyaar ho jata hai.
Dono ka affair bahut dino tak chalta hai. Sab log bate karne lagte hain.
Akhir sharmakar, machhar hathi se bolti hain ki abhi apun dono ko
shaadi kar leni chahiye...duniya wale bahut bate karne lage hain...
mera jeena mushkil ho gaya hain. Abhi dono ko bhagkar shaadi karni hai...
isliye dono Marriage Registrar ke yahan application dete hain aur ek mahine
baad registered marriage karte hain................
Abhi dono honeymoon ka plan karte hain...
Dono Kerala jate hai (with Kesari Tours)...
Honeymoon hone ke baad jab dusre din subah hathi ki aakh khulti hain to dektha hain ki bechari machhar mar gayi hain...
yes...she is dead...;-)
Now the question for you is "Kyon?"
Guess...
Come on Guess...
Come On......
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Last Chance.....
scroll down
Ok one more chance
Fast....
Faster....
THNIK?
Cum On......Baby...
Stress your brain, you naughty...
Harder ...Stress it Harder.....
Don't stop come on......stress it....
Ohh... Don't stop so soon....
More More ...THNIK more!
Tired.....
So soon....
Chal yaar give up...
Because, hathi raat ko "Good Night" laga ke sota hain.
From India, Mumbai
Ek baar ek hathi (male) aur ek machhar (female) mein pyaar ho jata hai.
Dono ka affair bahut dino tak chalta hai. Sab log bate karne lagte hain.
Akhir sharmakar, machhar hathi se bolti hain ki abhi apun dono ko
shaadi kar leni chahiye...duniya wale bahut bate karne lage hain...
mera jeena mushkil ho gaya hain. Abhi dono ko bhagkar shaadi karni hai...
isliye dono Marriage Registrar ke yahan application dete hain aur ek mahine
baad registered marriage karte hain................
Abhi dono honeymoon ka plan karte hain...
Dono Kerala jate hai (with Kesari Tours)...
Honeymoon hone ke baad jab dusre din subah hathi ki aakh khulti hain to dektha hain ki bechari machhar mar gayi hain...
yes...she is dead...;-)
Now the question for you is "Kyon?"
Guess...
Come on Guess...
Come On......
scroll down
Last Chance.....
scroll down
Ok one more chance
Fast....
Faster....
THNIK?
Cum On......Baby...
Stress your brain, you naughty...
Harder ...Stress it Harder.....
Don't stop come on......stress it....
Ohh... Don't stop so soon....
More More ...THNIK more!
Tired.....
So soon....
Chal yaar give up...
Because, hathi raat ko "Good Night" laga ke sota hain.
From India, Mumbai
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