Dear All,
Enjoy reading this collection of classic definitions and cool meanings:
1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
4. Divorce: The future tense of marriage.
5. Lecture: The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either."
6. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes they got the biggest piece.
8. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.
9. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
12. Classic: A book which people praise but do not read.
13. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
15. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouths.
16. Etc...: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
18. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life to be spoken of when dead.
21. Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
22. Opportunist: A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
23. Optimist: A person who, while falling from the Eiffel Tower, says in midway, "See I am not injured yet."
24. Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO instead of the first letter in the word OPPORTUNITY.
25. Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
26. Father: A banker provided by nature.
27. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest except that he got caught.
28. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
29. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
30. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills and kills you with his bills.
31. Computer Engineer: One who gets paid for reading such mails.
Regards,
Manju
From India, Pune
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1Enjoy reading this collection of classic definitions and cool meanings:
1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
4. Divorce: The future tense of marriage.
5. Lecture: The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either."
6. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes they got the biggest piece.
8. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.
9. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
12. Classic: A book which people praise but do not read.
13. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
15. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouths.
16. Etc...: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
18. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life to be spoken of when dead.
21. Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
22. Opportunist: A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
23. Optimist: A person who, while falling from the Eiffel Tower, says in midway, "See I am not injured yet."
24. Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO instead of the first letter in the word OPPORTUNITY.
25. Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
26. Father: A banker provided by nature.
27. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest except that he got caught.
28. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
29. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
30. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills and kills you with his bills.
31. Computer Engineer: One who gets paid for reading such mails.
Regards,
Manju
From India, Pune
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