At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don't you know, I sell tickets in black over here...
In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia... why don't you try again.
At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
At a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well, you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout... it's just the money.
When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping... you dumb witted moron.
When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: Hey, have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, it's autumn and I'm shedding...
At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No, it won't. It will just bleed.
You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks...
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.
Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle... it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
Regards,
Divisha
From India, Bangalore
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2When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don't you know, I sell tickets in black over here...
In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia... why don't you try again.
At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
At a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well, you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout... it's just the money.
When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping... you dumb witted moron.
When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: Hey, have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, it's autumn and I'm shedding...
At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No, it won't. It will just bleed.
You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks...
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.
Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle... it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
Regards,
Divisha
From India, Bangalore
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Hi,
After reading all the above funny questions, someone might say this STUPID remark: "You posted really funny questions!!!!"
ANSWER: Oh no, in fact, I was trying to frighten you with horror stories, with a subject written as "FUNNY QUESTIONS" :)
Regards,
SRI :)
From India, Hyderabad
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After reading all the above funny questions, someone might say this STUPID remark: "You posted really funny questions!!!!"
ANSWER: Oh no, in fact, I was trying to frighten you with horror stories, with a subject written as "FUNNY QUESTIONS" :)
Regards,
SRI :)
From India, Hyderabad
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