How to Catch a Lion
Newton's Method:
Let the lion catch you.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught the lion.
Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.
Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that it's a lion.
Rajnikanth Method:
Keep warning the lion that you may come and attack anytime.
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police Commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2 AM and kill it while it's sleeping!
Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sunlight and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears.
The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest.
Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
Send another lioness into the forest, followed by another lion.
The first lion loves the first lioness, and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.
But the 2nd lioness loves both lions.
Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.
You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 years, then also you won't!
Yash Chopra Method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US and kill it in a good scenic location.
Govinda Method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Menaka Gandhi Method:
Save the lion from danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.
George Bush Method:
Link the lion with Osama bin Laden and shoot him!!!
Rahul Dravid's Method:
Ask the lion to bowl at you.
You bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.
Lion tired and surrenders.
Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that it's a lion.
If anyone comes back with issues, tell them that you will upgrade it to a lion.
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12Newton's Method:
Let the lion catch you.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught the lion.
Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.
Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that it's a lion.
Rajnikanth Method:
Keep warning the lion that you may come and attack anytime.
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police Commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2 AM and kill it while it's sleeping!
Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sunlight and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears.
The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest.
Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
Send another lioness into the forest, followed by another lion.
The first lion loves the first lioness, and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.
But the 2nd lioness loves both lions.
Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.
You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 years, then also you won't!
Yash Chopra Method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US and kill it in a good scenic location.
Govinda Method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Menaka Gandhi Method:
Save the lion from danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.
George Bush Method:
Link the lion with Osama bin Laden and shoot him!!!
Rahul Dravid's Method:
Ask the lion to bowl at you.
You bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.
Lion tired and surrenders.
Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that it's a lion.
If anyone comes back with issues, tell them that you will upgrade it to a lion.
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RJ goes near the lion and explains, "Dear Lionji, you need love, feelings, and affection towards your girlfriend. So love is like that, like this, etc..." RJ goes on to explain. After some time, we can see the result on the lion's condition. What do you think, Sumanji? Am I right?
Ashok
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Ashok
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U r right Ashu..........m still laughing a lot after reading ur comments........ He goes to near lion nd give some tips of love to impress lioness........he he he...........:-D:-D:-D:-D
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hmmmm u r right giri.....hume uski taang nhi khichni chahiye........wo jyada lamba ho gaya to uske liye ladki dhundhni mushkil ho jayegi......:-D:-D
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