Hi all, enjoy the difference between Sali and Gharwali.
Wife vs Saali
WARNING: THIS IS NOT STRICTLY TRUE IN EVERY SAALI'S. AND DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY!! 😊
What is the difference between Saali and Wife?
Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty.
Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension.
Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi.
Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka.
Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool.
Saali is Tooti-Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi.
Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE. 😂😂😂😎😎😎😆😆😆
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Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
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508Wife vs Saali
WARNING: THIS IS NOT STRICTLY TRUE IN EVERY SAALI'S. AND DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY!! 😊
What is the difference between Saali and Wife?
Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty.
Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension.
Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi.
Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka.
Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool.
Saali is Tooti-Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi.
Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE. 😂😂😂😎😎😎😆😆😆
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
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Nice one Amit! 😂😂😜😜😜😉
Amit, mera creation padho... Saali Shabnami... Biwi Daravni... Teesra koi... door tak nahi... Iske aage hum... aur kya kahen... jaanam samjha karo!.. Iske aage hum... aur kya kahen... jaanam samjha karo!! 😉😉😉 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeh kaisa hai Amit???? 😜😜😜😜😜😜 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Amit, mera creation padho... Saali Shabnami... Biwi Daravni... Teesra koi... door tak nahi... Iske aage hum... aur kya kahen... jaanam samjha karo!.. Iske aage hum... aur kya kahen... jaanam samjha karo!! 😉😉😉 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeh kaisa hai Amit???? 😜😜😜😜😜😜 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Wah Wah kya respectable thoughts hai Saali ke baare mein.. Venu and Amit.. My God.. :lol: Regards, Manju :)
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Thank you, Manju... we take your comments as compliments! By the way, myself and Amit always look at everyone with respectful eyes. Of course, we are 'DONS,' but 'Gentleman DONS'! 😜😂
Aur bhi gaane hain... sunoge kya? Gaaneeeee Anjaaneeeee!! 😜😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Aur bhi gaane hain... sunoge kya? Gaaneeeee Anjaaneeeee!! 😜😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Hi Amit, Shadi Mubarak ho aapko! 😂😂😂😂 Kushi hui jaankar aapne bhi venu ki tarah shadi kar li hai. "Tabhi itni acchi shayari aap dono ne likh daali hai sali aur biwi pe." 😂😂 "Kisi ne sach hi kaha hai Practice Makes the man perfect 😂😂😂." 😉😉😉😉
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Shivani
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Shivani
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Thank you, Manju...we take your comments as compliments! Waise bhi...myself and Amit har kisi ko respectful nazar se hee dekhte hain...Of course, we are 'DONS' but... 'Gentleman DONS'.
Aur bhi gaane hai...sunoge kya? Gaaneeeee Anjaaneeeee!!
Wah!!!!! Aisey GENTLEMEN roj roj dekhne ko nahin milte hain... Haaji Venu ji...aap dono ka respectful nazar...uchal uchal kar girraha hai aapke yeh...shayari mein... Kya kehna!!
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Aur bhi gaane hai...sunoge kya? Gaaneeeee Anjaaneeeee!!
Wah!!!!! Aisey GENTLEMEN roj roj dekhne ko nahin milte hain... Haaji Venu ji...aap dono ka respectful nazar...uchal uchal kar girraha hai aapke yeh...shayari mein... Kya kehna!!
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Thank you for calling us perfect, Shivani.... so one more title... feather on our caps.... "Perfect Gentlemen Dons" WOW..sounds great :wink:
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Lekin.... Lekin.... kyon hamari izzat ko bahri public mein uchaal rahi ho aap!!! umm!!! Hum log character ke saali ke baare mein bol rahe the! Sach ki saali ke baare mein nahi!! :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Lekin.... Lekin.... kyon hamari izzat ko bahri public mein uchaal rahi ho aap!!! umm!!! Hum log character ke saali ke baare mein bol rahe the! Sach ki saali ke baare mein nahi!! :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Hi Amit, Shadi Mubarak ho apko... 😂 😂 😂
Kushi Hui Jankar Apne bhi venu ki Tarah Shadi kurli hai... "tabhi itni achi sahyari aap dono ne likh dali hai sali aur biwi pe"
"Kisi ne sach hi kaha Hai Practice Makes the man perfect. Very true Shivani. But again you started talking like Nani. It's not necessary to experience everything. One may get the experience from surroundings as well. Aur Shadi apko Mubarak ho. Mujhe nahi. I Love my Bachelor Life... 😉 😉 😉 😉"
😂 😂 😂 Good Venu... Gentlemen Dons... waise bhi we are in HR, so we can't lose our Gentleman status... 😉 😉 😉
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Kushi Hui Jankar Apne bhi venu ki Tarah Shadi kurli hai... "tabhi itni achi sahyari aap dono ne likh dali hai sali aur biwi pe"
"Kisi ne sach hi kaha Hai Practice Makes the man perfect. Very true Shivani. But again you started talking like Nani. It's not necessary to experience everything. One may get the experience from surroundings as well. Aur Shadi apko Mubarak ho. Mujhe nahi. I Love my Bachelor Life... 😉 😉 😉 😉"
😂 😂 😂 Good Venu... Gentlemen Dons... waise bhi we are in HR, so we can't lose our Gentleman status... 😉 😉 😉
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So you both consider yourselves to be Gentlemen Dons.. :twisted: :twisted: Regards, Manju :)
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Venu Kan ke pardhe ke sath sath Chashmein ka number bhi badalne ka time aagaya hain... You are misinterpreting everything 😉 There's a saying which goes like "Begaani Shaadi mein Abdullah Deewana." DON status ka toh maine pehle hi paradaa fash kar diya hain... Change the topic now 😉😉😉😉 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Be coooool... Sindhu 😂
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OK Venu, if you prefer to stay hot, no problem. I have already given you the instant formula if you remember: "Chilli Kao kanomein se Dhuwa Lao." Harimirchon ka saat ho tho life ho "Dhuwadaar."
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Sindhu
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Sindhu
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Hi venu and Amit, I really love to read your messages, it really make me to relax from my work pressure..... Too good venu ur SMS talent.... Sandhya
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Thank you, Sandhya (Sandy).... :P :P :P
So, whenever you want to take a break from your work pressure:
a) Drop yourself into the Humor Section... :P
b) Close your eyes... :P
c) Think about the devils.... :wink: :P
... and ooooossssshhhhhhh... they will come... I think you know who they are!!! :wink: :P
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So, whenever you want to take a break from your work pressure:
a) Drop yourself into the Humor Section... :P
b) Close your eyes... :P
c) Think about the devils.... :wink: :P
... and ooooossssshhhhhhh... they will come... I think you know who they are!!! :wink: :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Very smart, Sandy... (Is it okay that I called you Sandy?)
Mujhe PITWAANE ka accha bandobast kar liya aapne... umm? 😜😂
They will play football 'soccer' with me... and already they are playing 'Kabaddi Kabaddi' with me... 😜
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Mujhe PITWAANE ka accha bandobast kar liya aapne... umm? 😜😂
They will play football 'soccer' with me... and already they are playing 'Kabaddi Kabaddi' with me... 😜
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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You can call me sandy..... Next would be a Hockey Game....Chak de ho jaayega phir... So wanna participate????? sandhya
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😱😱 naa baba... naaaa... 😱
Oh! NO Hockey boss...... Bahut maar lagti hai un dando se........
Waise bhi.. in shaitaanon ke daant hi kaafi chot pahunchaati hai mujhe!!! 😏
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Oh! NO Hockey boss...... Bahut maar lagti hai un dando se........
Waise bhi.. in shaitaanon ke daant hi kaafi chot pahunchaati hai mujhe!!! 😏
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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