Types of Boys (Computer Humor)
CD-ROM Boy
He is always faster and faster.
EMAIL BOYS
Every ten things he says, eight are nonsense.
HARD DISK BOYS
He remembers everything, FOREVER.
INTERNET BOYS
Difficult to access.
MULTIMEDIA BOYS
He makes horrible things look beautiful.
SCREENSAVER BOYS
He is good for nothing, but at least he is fun.
RAM BOYS
He forgets about you the moment you turn him off.
WINDOW BOYS
Everyone knows that he can't do a thing right, but no one can live without him.
VIRUS BOYS
Also known as "HUSBAND" – when you are not expecting him, he comes, installs himself, and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall him, you will lose something; if you don't try to uninstall him, you will lose everything.
SERVER BOYS
Always busy when you need him.
From India, Hyderabad
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43CD-ROM Boy
He is always faster and faster.
EMAIL BOYS
Every ten things he says, eight are nonsense.
HARD DISK BOYS
He remembers everything, FOREVER.
INTERNET BOYS
Difficult to access.
MULTIMEDIA BOYS
He makes horrible things look beautiful.
SCREENSAVER BOYS
He is good for nothing, but at least he is fun.
RAM BOYS
He forgets about you the moment you turn him off.
WINDOW BOYS
Everyone knows that he can't do a thing right, but no one can live without him.
VIRUS BOYS
Also known as "HUSBAND" – when you are not expecting him, he comes, installs himself, and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall him, you will lose something; if you don't try to uninstall him, you will lose everything.
SERVER BOYS
Always busy when you need him.
From India, Hyderabad
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