A Desi chap was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl, whom he wanted. But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her.

HE WROTE:

Most worthy of your estimation after a long consideration and much mediation. I have a strong indication to become your relation. As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication that I have passed my matriculation examination; no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation. What do you say to the solemnisation of our marriage celebration according to the glorification of modern civilisation and with a view to the expansion of the population of present generation.

On your approbation of the application, I shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration, it will be our argumentation of the joy and exaltation of our joint dissimilation.

Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion,

To remain a victim of your fascination.

SHE WROTE:

Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,

Congratulations for your lengthy narration, of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation for a combination which on examination I find is a fine presentation of your ambition.

You have passed your matriculation with little preparation, what about my graduation after a long botheration, so improve the situation in education and make an application by acquisition of post-graduation and minimum qualification for the convocation, and before taking your photo for circulation undergo beautification.

Further strict observation of the following conditions is the regulation for the determination of our relation.

1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection.

2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of any fascination, and

3. Procreation must not be your recreation.

In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of paper conversation.

I Remain,

Unaffected by your affection.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu

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Hi Venu, :roll: Sab khairiyat to hain :shock: .............Why this Unhappy presentation? :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
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Hi Venu, 🙄

Sab khairiyat to hain 😱 .............Why this unhappy presentation? 😉 😉

Unhappy? No, I am going mad!!

Ok Sindhu! Take some more!! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

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Very funny 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😕 😕 😕 😕 😕 😕 😕 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Very well said, "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction." It happens, you know... the pressure of work is seen in the reply you sent. Chill pill 😉 Venuji, go home and take some rest. 😂 😂 Sindhu

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Dear Sindhu,

There is a law (Lenz's Law) in electrical/electronics - "whenever flux linked with a conductor changes, an EMF is induced in that conductor."

Hehehehe... ooooh hahaha ho hooooo oooooh... :lol: Sindhu, that's what is happening here, actually! U guessed right!! I should go home now... bye bye Sindhu!

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Good morning, feeling better 😉 😂 what a narration Venuji. "Hawa Hawa Hogaya," good. The important thing is aapki muskurahat laut aaaayi, whatever may be the reason 😉 😉 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Regards, Sindhu

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My pleasure sindhu.. You seemed to be filled with love and affection towards your friends.. Nice to meet you on Citehr.. Keep Smiling. Thanks & Regards, Manju :)
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Thank you, Manju. After all, yaar, to be happy and try to keep others happy costs nothing. Life is precious; material things cannot make a person happy but a "SMILE" passed on definitely brings back the same to you.

Regards,
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Sindhu

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Hi Sindhu, thank you very much!!! 😛😛😛😛 😂😂

And Dear Manju, I'll tell you a secret, a top secret about Sindhu, don't tell this to SINDHU, okay...! Don't get impressed by Sindhu's posts. She first posts a joke and then starts pulling everyone's legs! She pulled my leg so many times, you know. So be very careful with Sindhu. There are few others also... I'll tell you about them later. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Oooohhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha... oooooooooooh!!

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Dear Manju,

Neither have I read anything nor heard about the TOP SECRET. However, I think that with the "frequent pulling of legs, Venuji would have become Devanandji (arey our Film HERO). However, I am happy about one thing... the MANTRA is working. "Life is precious, material things cannot make a person happy but a "SMILE" passed on definitely brings back the same to you."

Look how Venuji has started from :icon7: :icon7: to Laughter :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Regards,
Sindhu

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